Worst Lyrics of the 21st Century

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21 "I'm your FACK" - Blood on the Dance Floor, It's On Like Donkey Kong
22 "All my diamonds shine ‘cause they really diamonds" - Kevin Gates, Really Really

I heard this song was worse than 2 Phones. I was not disappointed. - WonkeyDude98

Wow, I had no idea your diamonds where diamonds - LJJ207

23 "He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?" - Avril Lavigne, Sk8er Boi

That's about as obvious as obvious can get. - NiktheWiz

Nope, not at all. - cjWriter1997

24 "Don't get suicidal like ya friend, here's a casket, STEEZ burning in Hell, my burner's in my belt, I'm really killing s**t, you ni**as killing yourself" - Troy Ave, Badass

I know that people like talking about the Emmett Till and the Big Booty line, but in this diss track against Joey Bada$$, Troy Ave makes light of the suicide of his friend, Captain Steez. I'll let that speak for itself. - djpenquin999

I think I'll stick to country music so I don't have to listen to this trash by a guy who should probably be in jail. - Lmrpirate

No wonder this guy’s latest album failed to even go Triple Plastic. This is too far. - Zach808

25 "Hol up, man, did ya see her interior?" - Wiz Khalifa, We Dem Boyz
26 "I know you like to thank your sh** don't stank, buy lean a little bit closer, see that roses really smell like poo-poo" - OutKast, Roses

I'm cringing so hard. - Catacorn

Roses from the local chavvy park obviously weren't the best inspiration for lyrics. - Entranced98

27 "In a French *** restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants" - Kanye West, I Am a God.

Kanye is so relatable. What is it with restaurants taking so long to make croissants, anyway? - BlarchBlaces

He THINKS he is a god but he isn't he's just ridiculous.

He Is A Punk.

Thaat's racist! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

28 "I'd be the smartest man if I were invisible" - Clay Aiken, Invisble

He IS invisible.

29 "Superman got nothing on me, I'm only one call away." - Charlie Puth, One Call Away

If you mean the Superman from Superman 64, then I am okay with it. If any other Superman.or Superman as a whole, then it's not okay. - SelfDestruct

30 "Been a long time, I've been missing your body" - Chris Brown, Birthday Cake

Yes, it's been a long time because Rihanna got a restraining order placed, dimwit. - Swellow

31 "I woke up with a strange tattoo Not sure how I got it, not a dollar in my pocket And it kinda looks just like you Mixed with Zach Galifianakis" - Hot Chelle Rae, Tonight, Tonight

HAHAAHAHAA This lyric is just plain laughable

32 "Tell me, is it true that men are from Mars, is that why they be acting bizarre?" - Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea, Pretty Girls
33 "Because Chinese food takes away my stress; now I'm going to go eat Panda Express" - Patrice Wilson, Chinese Food

Someone should've told Patrice Wilson that Panda Express is not real Chinese food when he wrote this. - NiktheWiz

34 "Bitches suck my d*** cause I look like J.K. Rowling." - Lil B, Wonton Soup

That's essentially saying Drake looks like Squidward. - naFrovivuS

Lil B, your resemblance to J.K. Rowling is as similar to how Halsey looks like Dahvie Vanity. - Swellow

what? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

35 "Give it to her in the worst way" - Chris Brown, "Birthday Cake"

By "worst way" do they mean 'knife'?

"Knife" can go both ways, depending on what you mean... - BlueTopazIceVanilla

36 "You should've had a check b***h!" - Rae Sremmurd, My X
37 "Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick) I want to eat yo d**k (I do) But I can't f**k up my nails (I can't) So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks" - CupcakKe, Deepthroat
38 "My new b--ch yellow, she bl-w that d--k like a cello" - Lil Yachty, Peek A Boo

I shouldn't have to explain this. Anyone who knows what a cello is should know what's wrong. - MKBeast

The worst thing ever - DarkShadows

Please, rappers - Before you make extremely excruciating rhymes at least try to make sure they make snese. - Swellow

When people corrected him, he said he thought a cello was what Squidward blows😂😂😂 - BlueTopazIceVanilla

39 Let me educate ya, and I ain't talkin' book - Jake Paul, It's everyday bro

What does book have to do by educating someone? - Catacorn

You don't need a book to "educate" us. Get a pencil. - naFrovivuS

40 "Raised on Biggie and Nirvana, we are the new Americana" - Halsey, New Americana
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1. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
2. "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.
3. "I ain't got no type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like" Rae Sremmurd, No Type
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1. "You make my pee-pee hard!" - Brokencyde, Sex Toys
2. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
3. "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.
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1. "Put some new pictures up and quit denying your size; it's because of you that emo kids decide to die." - Brokencyde, Blame It On Tom
2. "Yo, shoutout to all you kids buying bottle service with your rent money! Respect!" - Katy Perry, This Is How We Do
3. "Shush, girl! Shut your lips! Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips!" - 3OH!3, Don't Trust Me
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