Worst Lyrics of the 21st Century

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21 "He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?" - Avril Lavigne, Sk8er Boi

That's about as obvious as obvious can get. - NiktheWiz

Nope, not at all. - cjWriter1997

22 "I know you like to thank your sh** don't stank, buy lean a little bit closer, see that roses really smell like poo-poo" - OutKast, Roses

What the flip, I'm cringing so hard. - Catacorn

Roses from the local chavvy park obviously weren't the best inspiration for lyrics. - Entranced98

23 "Don't get suicidal like ya friend, here's a casket, STEEZ burning in Hell, my burner's in my belt, I'm really killing s**t, you ni**as killing yourself" - Troy Ave, Badass

I know that people like talking about the Emmett Till and the Big Booty line, but in this diss track against Joey Bada$$, Troy Ave makes light of the suicide of his friend, Captain Steez. I'll let that speak for itself. - djpenquin999

24 "In a French *** restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants" - Kanye West, I Am a God.

Kanye is so relatable. What is it with restaurants taking so long to make croissants, anyway? - BlarchBlaces

He THINKS he is a god but he isn't he's just ridiculous.

He Is A Punk.

Thaat's racist! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

25 "I'd be the smartest man if I were invisible" - Clay Aiken, Invisble

He IS invisible.

26 "Superman got nothing on me, I'm only one call away." - Charlie Puth, One Call Away

If you mean the Superman from Superman 64, then I am okay with it. If any other Superman.or Superman as a whole, then it's not okay. - SelfDestruct

27 "Been a long time, I've been missing your body" - Chris Brown, Birthday Cake

Yes, it's been a long time because Rihanna got a restraining order placed, dimwit. - Swellow

28 "I woke up with a strange tattoo Not sure how I got it, not a dollar in my pocket And it kinda looks just like you Mixed with Zach Galifianakis" - Hot Chelle Rae, Tonight, Tonight

HAHAAHAHAA This lyric is just plain laughable

29 "Tell me, is it true that men are from Mars, is that why they be acting bizarre?" - Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea, Pretty Girls
30 "Because Chinese food takes away my stress; now I'm going to go eat Panda Express" - Patrice Wilson, Chinese Food

Someone should've told Patrice Wilson that Panda Express is not real Chinese food when he wrote this. - NiktheWiz

31 "Bitches suck my d*** cause I look like J.K. Rowling." - Lil B, Wonton Soup

what? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Lil B, your resemblance to J.K. Rowling is as similar to how Halsey looks like Dahvie Vanity. - Swellow

32 "You should've had a check b***h!" - Rae Sremmurd, My X
33 "She said 'I never wanna make you mad, I just wanna make you proud'. I said, 'Baby, just make me c** then don't make a sound.'" - Lil' Wayne, Bitches Love Me
34 "Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick) I want to eat yo d**k (I do) But I can't f**k up my nails (I can't) So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks" - CupcakKe, Deepthroat
35 "Raised on Biggie and Nirvana, we are the new Americana" - Halsey, New Americana
36 "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin', but if I got my Nina then ya know I'm straight trippin" - Dr. Dre, Nuthin But a G-Thang

This wasn't from the the 21st century. - RalphBob

This is in the '90's so nah. - AlphaQ

37 "Let's be friends so we can make out. You're so hot let me show you around." - Emily Osment, Let's Be Friends

We can make out? Inappropriate behavior, Emily Osment. - DynastiNoble

I liked her on Hannah Montana but why did she make this? - TheEvilNuggetCookie

My childhood. Ruined... - RiverClanRocks

I'm speechless... - Catacorn

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38 "I can tell you're curious It's written on your lips Ain't no need to hold it back Go head and talk your s***" - Ariana Grande, Focus

There's very few things I can think of less edgy than Ariana Grande swearing. - WonkeyDude98

I can't believe that Ariana is swearing in this song! - Catacorn

Inappropriate! - DynastiNoble

39 "Your lies are bullets, your mouth's a gun." - Selena Gomez, Kill Em With Kindness

Whoever added this is on drugs

She is describing Danganronpa here, not knowing she is. - SelfDestruct

40 "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon" - Nicki Minaj, Anaconda
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1. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
2. "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.
3. "I ain't got no type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like" Rae Sremmurd, No Type
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1. "You make my pee-pee hard!" - Brokencyde, Sex Toys
2. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
3. "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.
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1. "Put some new pictures up and quit denying your size; it's because of you that emo kids decide to die." - Brokencyde, Blame It On Tom
2. "Yo, shoutout to all you kids buying bottle service with your rent money! Respect!" - Katy Perry, This Is How We Do
3. "Shush, girl! Shut your lips! Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips!" - 3OH!3, Don't Trust Me
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