Worst Lyrics of the 21st Century


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21 "I woke up with a strange tattoo Not sure how I got it, not a dollar in my pocket And it kinda looks just like you Mixed with Zach Galifianakis" - Hot Chelle Rae, Tonight, Tonight

I love this song overall, but this lyric always makes me laugh. - Catacorn

HAHAAHAHAA This lyric is just plain laughable

22 "She said 'I never wanna make you mad, I just wanna make you proud'. I said, 'Baby, just make me c** then don't make a sound.'" - Lil' Wayne, Bitches Love Me
23 "Let's be friends so we can make out. You're so hot let me show you around." - Emily Osment, Let's Be Friends

We can make out? Inappropriate behavior, Emily Osment. - DynastiNoble

I liked her on Hannah Montana but why did she make this? - TheEvilNuggetCookie

My childhood. Ruined... - RiverClanRocks

I'm speechless... - Catacorn

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24 "I got two bad bitches from Tokyo; Ya gonna ride my d*** like Rodeo!" - Brokencyde, Teach Me How to Scream
25 "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin', but if I got my Nina then ya know I'm straight trippin" - Dr. Dre, Nuthin But a G-Thang

This wasn't from the the 21st century. - RalphBob

26 "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains" - Shakira, Whenever, Wherever

As the visitor said, let the lyric speak for itself. It's on a level so bad it's good. - Swellow

I think this lyrics just speaks for itself

And I used to love this song... - Elina

27 "She says, 'Boys like a little more booty to hold at night'" - Meghan Trainor, All About That Bass

I mean, she's not exactly wrong. But still, this lyric is terrible. - WonkeyDude98

28 "Black X6, Phantom. White X6 looks like a Panda" - Desiigner, Panda

Coming from someone who likes Panda by Desiigner, I will admit this lyric was stupid. Why?
1. He name-dropped a Rolls-Royce (Phantom) when taking about a BMW X6 (Rolls Royce Phantom and BMW X6 have nothing in common, at least that's what I know.).
2. A pure-white BMW X6 will never look like a panda.
Sorry Desiigner. Still, you made a good song though. - SelfDestruct

29 "Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on." - Charlie Puth, Marvine Gaye

That's like saying, "Just Michael Jackson and Beat It." - NiktheWiz

30 "Your lies are bullets, your mouth's a gun." - Selena Gomez, Kill Em With Kindness

She is describing Danganronpa here, not knowing she is. - SelfDestruct

31 "I'm a real big baller cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on girls and shoes" - Mike Posner, I Took a Pill in Ibiza

Actually, this lyric isn't bad. It's sad. In this song, Mike Posner tells the world how awful it is to be a one hit wonder. He's making fun of himself in this line.

It rhymed, but then it went "I spend it on girls and shoes" the lyrics were ruined. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

32 "I wanna see your peacock, -cock, -cock" - Katy Perry, Peacock

Fun fact: Only male peacocks are called peacocks. Female peacocks are called 'peahen', and peahen and peacocks together are called 'peafowl'. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

33 "Mix my milk with your Cocoa Puffs" - The Black Eyed Peas My Humps

Oh yeah. Pure class.

34 "On the Rise to the Top No Lead In Our Zeppelin, Hey" - Party Rock Anthem, Lmfao

Way to piss off classic rock fans - RecklessGreed

I may like PRA, but did LMFAO just reference Led Zeppelin? Er... - WonkeyDude98

35 "Sex on the beach, and in the backseat..." - This Could be Us, Rae Sremmurd

Way to ruin a perfectly romantic moment with a moment of pure lust. - SwagFlicks

36 "You're a Stupid Hoe" - Nicki Minaj, Stupid Hoe

She's a stupid hoe but people still listen to her music

We all remember this one.

37 "Pillow talk that b***h, you's a homo" - Ace Hood, Ballin' Like A B***h

Do I need to say anything? - Swellow

38 "Finger near a n**** a**hole like WHOA" - Black Rob, WHOA
39 "Girl I keep it gangsta, poppin' bottles at the crib (criiib)" - Far East Movement, Like a G6

I don't know why, but this song, is so catchy. - Catacorn

40 "Drop dead Fred, can't imagine this blood shed. You don't need instructions for my sexy seduction" - Blood On the Dance Floor, You're a Dancer, You're Not a Lover

Guess we should have told Vanity that he has no seduction. - WonkeyDude98

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Top Remixes (6)

1. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
2. "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.
3. "I ain't got no type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like" Rae Sremmurd, No Type
1. "You make my pee-pee hard!" - Brokencyde, Sex Toys
2. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
3. "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.
1. Yo, shoutout to all you kids buying bottle service with your rent money! Respect! - Katy Perry, This Is How We Do
2. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
3. "She gotta big booty, so I called her "Big Booty"" - 2 Chainz, Birthday Song

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