Worst Lyrics of the 21st Century

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21 "Let's be friends so we can make out. You're so hot let me show you around." - Emily Osment, Let's Be Friends

We can make out? Inappropriate behavior, Emily Osment. - DynastiNoble

I liked her on Hannah Montana but why did she make this? - TheEvilNuggetCookie

My childhood. Ruined... - RiverClanRocks

I'm speechless... - Catacorn

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22 "I wanna see your peacock, -cock, -cock" - Katy Perry, Peacock

Fun fact: Only male peacocks are called peacocks. Female peacocks are called 'peahen', and peahen and peacocks together are called 'peafowl'. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

23 "All my diamonds shine ‘cause they really diamonds" - Kevin Gates, Really Really

I heard this song was worse than 2 Phones. I was not disappointed. - WonkeyDude98

Wow, I had no idea your diamonds where diamonds - LJJ207

24 "Because Chinese food takes away my stress; now I'm going to go eat Panda Express" - Patrice Wilson, Chinese Food

Someone should've told Patrice Wilson that Panda Express is not real Chinese food when he wrote this. - NiktheWiz

25 "Superman got nothing on me, I'm only one call away." - Charlie Puth, One Call Away

If you mean the Superman from Superman 64, then I am okay with it. If any other Superman.or Superman as a whole, then it's not okay. - SelfDestruct

26 "I know you like to thank your sh** don't stank, buy lean a little bit closer, see that roses really smell like poo-poo" - OutKast, Roses

What the flip, I'm cringing so hard. - Catacorn

27 "Been a long time, I've been missing your body" - Chris Brown, Birthday Cake

Yes, it's been a long time because Rihanna got a restraining order placed, dimwit. - Swellow

28 "He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?" - Avril Lavigne, Sk8er Boi

Nope, not at all. - cjWriter1997

29 "Look, Bubbles, go back to your habitat. MJ gone and I ain't havin' that" - Nicki Minaj, Stupid Hoe

I don't know what's worse; The fact a terrible singer is using MJ as a metaphor for trying to expel Lil Kim, or the Manimal-esque scene in the video where she becomes a panther. Oh, nevermind, it's the way she sings the lyrics in a nasally tone. - Swellow

30 "She said 'I never wanna make you mad, I just wanna make you proud'. I said, 'Baby, just make me c** then don't make a sound.'" - Lil' Wayne, Bitches Love Me
31 "Tell me why are we wasting time on all your wasted crying when you should be with me instead." - Shawn Mendes, Treat You Better

If this woman is in an abusive relationship, why not let her have an arm to cry on? This contradicts the part where Shawn claimed that the woman deserves a gentleman. - NiktheWiz

Shawn Mendes is a naked mole rat for being terrible at writing lyric. - AlphaQ

This isn't a bad lyric. - Catacorn

32 "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin', but if I got my Nina then ya know I'm straight trippin" - Dr. Dre, Nuthin But a G-Thang

This wasn't from the the 21st century. - RalphBob

This is in the '90's so nah. - AlphaQ

33 "I woke up with a strange tattoo Not sure how I got it, not a dollar in my pocket And it kinda looks just like you Mixed with Zach Galifianakis" - Hot Chelle Rae, Tonight, Tonight

I love this song overall, but this lyric always makes me laugh. - Catacorn

HAHAAHAHAA This lyric is just plain laughable

34 "It's wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding-dong" - Blood on the Dance Floor, It's On Like Donkey Kong

At least Gaga has something Dahvie does not have; Actual talent. - Swellow

It's wrong, wrong like Dahvie's got some talent!

Sorry, I had to. - WonkeyDude98

35 "Tell me, is it true that men are from Mars, is that why they be acting bizarre?" - Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea, Pretty Girls
36 "Sex on the beach, and in the backseat..." - This Could be Us, Rae Sremmurd

No one wants to date these talentless hacks. Kids are watching you! I'm even banned from kissing random Chicks I see there! - AlphaQ

Way to ruin a perfectly romantic moment with a moment of pure lust. - SwagFlicks

37 "Bitches suck my d*** cause I look like J.K. Rowling." - Lil B, Wonton Soup

what? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Lil B, your resemblance to J.K. Rowling is as similar to how Halsey looks like Dahvie Vanity. - Swellow

38 "Raised on Biggie and Nirvana, we are the new Americana" - Halsey, New Americana
39 "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains" - Shakira, Whenever, Wherever

As the visitor said, let the lyric speak for itself. It's on a level so bad it's good. - Swellow

I think this lyrics just speaks for itself

And I used to love this song... - Elina

40 "She says, 'Boys like a little more booty to hold at night'" - Meghan Trainor, All About That Bass

I mean, she's not exactly wrong. But still, this lyric is terrible. - WonkeyDude98

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