Worst Lyrics of the 21st Century


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61 "Girls call me Jolly Rancher Cause I stay so hard You can suck me for a long time (Oh my God!)" - D4L, Laffy Taffy

You know that a Jolly Rancher is like an inch long, right? And you that Jolly Ranchers get smaller as you suck them, right? - LJJ207

62 "Look, Bubbles, go back to your habitat. MJ gone and I ain't havin' that" - Nicki Minaj, Stupid Hoe

I don't know what's worse; The fact a terrible singer is using MJ as a metaphor for trying to expel Lil Kim, or the Manimal-esque scene in the video where she becomes a panther. Oh, nevermind, it's the way she sings the lyrics in a nasally tone. - Swellow

63 "This is not about sex.... SEX!!!" - Creed, Signs

Yes! This one is so stupid. They way it's sung and everything. - cjWriter1997

64 "They chewing on that d**k like a piece of bubblegum" - Young Joc, I know you see it

Ladies, the penis isn't something you chew on, no matter how many times rappers compare it to candy. Please, don't do it. - Zach808

Even just seeing this is physically painful. - Entranced98

65 "Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on." - Charlie Puth, Marvine Gaye

That's like saying, "Just Michael Jackson and Beat It." - NiktheWiz

66 "Ooh watch me, watch me, ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh ooh ooh ooh." - Silento, Watche Me (Whip/Nae Nae)

It sounds good in song form, but when you put it on paper it's HILARIOUS - BlueTopazIceVanilla

67 "You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul." - Christina Perri, Jar of Hearts

Danng...Somebody's got to turn that line into a yo mama joke or something. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

68 "Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? / Hippity ga-ga boo-boo /Psych, I'm kidding. I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'" - Eminem, Big Weenie
69 "Magic everywhere in this bitch" - Insane Clown Posse, Miracles
70 "I'll be beating this guitar 'til the day I die!" - Slayer
71 "You see our names in neon light. Check out the radio show tonight" - Vanilla Ninja, Rockstarz
72 "In this bar it only matters who I is." - Keisha, Blah Blah Blah

Bad english. Sounds like a 3rd grade drop out. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

73 "My p***y tastes like Pepsi Cola" - Lana Del Rey, Cola

Lol somebody should try that to see if it actually works. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

74 "Ding dang dong dong ding dang ding dong ding dang" - Red Hot Chili Peppers, Around the World
75 "I got two bad bitches from Tokyo; Ya gonna ride my d*** like Rodeo!" - Brokencyde, Teach Me How to Scream
76 "Is it weird that your ass remind me of a Kanye West song?" - Trumpets, Jason Derulo

Yes, VERY! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

77 "Let's green egg and ham it" - Mr. Material, Shaquille O'Neal

Who can forget THIS hilariously awful line?

78 "Now lemme see you milfshake" - Fergie, M.I.L.F $

Right when I thought this song could not get any worse, this lyric popped up. - NiktheWiz

79 "M-O-V-E" - Luke Bryan, Move

The spelling portion is easily the worst portion of the song. At least Gwen and Fergie picked out longer words to spell at a quicker pace. - NiktheWiz

80 "Give it to her in the worst way" - Chris Brown, "Birthday Cake"

By "worst way" do they mean 'knife'?

"Knife" can go both ways, depending on what you mean... - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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Top Remixes (7)

1. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
2. "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.
3. "I ain't got no type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like" Rae Sremmurd, No Type
1. "You make my pee-pee hard!" - Brokencyde, Sex Toys
2. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
3. "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.
1. "Put some new pictures up and quit denying your size; it's because of you that emo kids decide to die." - Brokencyde, Blame It On Tom
2. "Yo, shoutout to all you kids buying bottle service with your rent money! Respect!" - Katy Perry, This Is How We Do
3. "Shush, girl! Shut your lips! Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips!" - 3OH!3, Don't Trust Me

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