Worst Lyrics of the 21st Century


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61 "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" Katy Perry, Firework

I actually haven't. - TheEvilNuggetCookie

I haven't felt like it, - DynastiNoble



62 "Sex on the beach, and in the backseat..." - This Could be Us, Rae Sremmurd

No one wants to date these talentless hacks. Kids are watching you! I'm even banned from kissing random Chicks I see there! - AlphaQ

Way to ruin a perfectly romantic moment with a moment of pure lust. - SwagFlicks

63 "You're a Stupid Hoe" - Nicki Minaj, Stupid Hoe

She's a stupid hoe but people still listen to her music

We all remember this one.

64 "Pillow talk that b***h, you's a homo" - Ace Hood, Ballin' Like A B***h

Do I need to say anything? - Swellow

65 "Finger near a n**** a**hole like WHOA" - Black Rob, WHOA
66 "Girl I keep it gangsta, poppin' bottles at the crib (criiib)" - Far East Movement, Like a G6
67 "Drop dead Fred, can't imagine this blood shed. You don't need instructions for my sexy seduction" - Blood On the Dance Floor, You're a Dancer, You're Not a Lover

Guess we should have told Vanity that he has no seduction. - WonkeyDude98

68 "You move like poetry You taste like pornography" - Blood On the Dance Floor, Cruel Pornography

What even is this simile? I've heard stretched similes and fuzzy similes, but this...doesn't make sense no matter how you slice it! - WonkeyDude98

How does some one 'taste' like pornography? I can kinda understand the poetry one, but this, NOPE! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

69 "I think it's so cute and I think it's so sweet! How you let your friends encourage you to try and talk to me But let me stop you there Oh, before you speak" - Meghan Trainor, No

"Nah to the Ah to the NO NO NO"

Hold on...didn't your first hit song say...

"She said boys like a little more booty to hold at night"

Combined with the "dog without a bone" lyric in Marvin Gaye...Meghan Trainor, you b*tch. - WonkeyDude98

70 "My friends and I – we’ve cracked the code. We count our dollars on the train to the party. And everyone who knows us knows that we’re fine with this, We didn’t come from money." - Lorde, Royals

You need to be an absolute simpleton to not understand this lyric, as well as this entire song. I still stand by Royals being Lorde's worst song though. - WonkeyDude98

71 "Girls call me Jolly Rancher Cause I stay so hard You can suck me for a long time (Oh my God!)" - D4L, Laffy Taffy

You know that a Jolly Rancher is like an inch long, right? And you that Jolly Ranchers get smaller as you suck them, right? - LJJ207

72 "Look, Bubbles, go back to your habitat. MJ gone and I ain't havin' that" - Nicki Minaj, Stupid Hoe

I don't know what's worse; The fact a terrible singer is using MJ as a metaphor for trying to expel Lil Kim, or the Manimal-esque scene in the video where she becomes a panther. Oh, nevermind, it's the way she sings the lyrics in a nasally tone. - Swellow

73 "This is not about sex.... SEX!!!" - Creed, Signs

Yes! This one is so stupid. They way it's sung and everything. - cjWriter1997

74 "They chewing on that d**k like a piece of bubblegum" - Young Joc, I know you see it

Ladies, the penis isn't something you chew on, no matter how many times rappers compare it to candy. Please, don't do it. - Zach808

Even just seeing this is physically painful. - Entranced98

75 "Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on." - Charlie Puth, Marvine Gaye

That's like saying, "Just Michael Jackson and Beat It." - NiktheWiz

76 "Ooh watch me, watch me, ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh ooh ooh ooh." - Silento, Watche Me (Whip/Nae Nae)

It sounds good in song form, but when you put it on paper it's HILARIOUS - BlueTopazIceVanilla

77 "You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul." - Christina Perri, Jar of Hearts

Danng...Somebody's got to turn that line into a yo mama joke or something. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

78 "Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? / Hippity ga-ga boo-boo /Psych, I'm kidding. I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'" - Eminem, Big Weenie
79 "Magic everywhere in this bitch" - Insane Clown Posse, Miracles
80 "I'll be beating this guitar 'til the day I die!" - Slayer
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Top Remixes (8)

1. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
2. "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.
3. "I ain't got no type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like" Rae Sremmurd, No Type
1. "You make my pee-pee hard!" - Brokencyde, Sex Toys
2. "Beat that ***** up like Emmett Till" - Lil Wayne, Karate Chop
3. "Put molly all in her champagne, she didn't even know it" - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O.
1. "Put some new pictures up and quit denying your size; it's because of you that emo kids decide to die." - Brokencyde, Blame It On Tom
2. "Yo, shoutout to all you kids buying bottle service with your rent money! Respect!" - Katy Perry, This Is How We Do
3. "Shush, girl! Shut your lips! Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips!" - 3OH!3, Don't Trust Me

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