Worst Lyrics of the 21st Century

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81 "You see our names in neon light. Check out the radio show tonight" - Vanilla Ninja, Rockstarz
82 "In this bar it only matters who I is." - Keisha, Blah Blah Blah

Bad english. Sounds like a 3rd grade drop out. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

83 "My p***y tastes like Pepsi Cola" - Lana Del Rey, Cola
84 "Ding dang dong dong ding dang ding dong ding dang" - Red Hot Chili Peppers, Around the World

They just gave up on this one. - naFrovivuS

85 "I'm a real big baller cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on girls and shoes" - Mike Posner, I Took a Pill in Ibiza

Actually, this lyric isn't bad. It's sad. In this song, Mike Posner tells the world how awful it is to be a one hit wonder. He's making fun of himself in this line.

It rhymed, but then it went "I spend it on girls and shoes" the lyrics were ruined. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

I know the real meaning of this song, but this lyric is awful. - Catacorn

You guys do know the context right? - ProPanda

86 "I got two bad bitches from Tokyo; Ya gonna ride my d*** like Rodeo!" - Brokencyde, Teach Me How to Scream
87 "Is it weird that your ass remind me of a Kanye West song?" - Trumpets, Jason Derulo

Yes, VERY! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

88 "Let's green egg and ham it" - Mr. Material, Shaquille O'Neal

Who can forget THIS hilariously awful line?

89 "M-O-V-E" - Luke Bryan, Move

The spelling portion is easily the worst portion of the song. At least Gwen and Fergie picked out longer words to spell at a quicker pace. - NiktheWiz

90 "All the girls give it to me I ain't gotta take it" - Ron Browz, " Pop Champagne"
91 "Like Memphis, Tennessee got in bed with CDB and had a baby and when the baby cried, it made this sound, ain't no lie it was funkified." - Thomas Rhett, South Side
92 "I'm so three thousand and eight. You so two thousand and late." - The Black Eyed Peas, Boom Boom Pow

Interesting math there, drop outs - Lucretia

93 "Your p***y is a crucifix, my c**k is like Christ" - Aldous Snow, Supertight
94 "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me." - Rihanna, S&M
95 "I'd die for ya, baby, but you won't do the same." - Bruno Mars, Grenade
96 "The only thing a boy's gonna give a girl for free is captivity." - Daya, Sit Still Look Pretty

Way to ruin a song that had the potential to offer a positive message. - NiktheWiz

97 "Girls are like buses: miss one, next 15 one comin'" - Gucci Mane, Break Up
98 "Love me, hate me, say what you want about me, but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy." - Britney Spears, If U Seek Amy

Britney, "begging to if you" is not a sentence. That portion alone explains why there is no double entendre to this. Also, she rhymes me with itself three times in a row. - NiktheWiz

99 "Down, Down, Down, Long as you holding me Down, Down, Down." Fifth Harmony - Down ft. Gucci Mane
100 This love will make you levitate like a bird. Like a bird without a cage. - Katy Perry, Dark Horse

It's called flying, Katy. - NiktheWiz

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