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Maybe it's important to mention that ALL lyrics for this album were written by Lou Reed.
Metallica only wrote part of the music. - Metal_Treasure
Decent meme but lyrically it's not great.
Was Lou Reed stoned off his ass when he wrote these lyrics? It sure as hell seems like it!
If this is Lou Reed's usual lyrical style, I can see why he got bitten on the butt by a fan during a live show in 1973. - Metal_Treasure
The world's biggest metal band actually wrote these lyrics?...
Aragorn98 - no, ALL lyrics for this album were written by Lou Reed. Metallica didn't write any of these lines.
Only music was composed by Reed and Metallica. - Metal_Treasure
I like how the line about being a table is worse than this - ProPanda
Not sure how. I'd rather be a table than someone who swallows cutters. - Skullkid755
O_O Jesus tap dancing christ that's a awful lyric!
It's even more embarrassing this was Reed's final album before he died... imagine having this as the thing people will remember you for. - Swellow
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2. "I AM THE TABLE!"
3. "If I waggle my ass like a dark prostitute, would you think less of me and my coagulating heart? Waggle my ass like dark prostitute coagulating heart-pumping blood, come on James!"