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Maybe it's important to mention that ALL lyrics for this album were written by Lou Reed.
Metallica only wrote part of the music. - Metal_Treasure
Decent meme but lyrically it's not great.
Good meme, terrible lyric - Lucretia
Was Lou Reed stoned off his ass when he wrote these lyrics? It sure as hell seems like it!
If this is Lou Reed's usual lyrical style, I can see why he got bitten on the butt by a fan during a live show in 1973. - Metal_Treasure
The world's biggest metal band actually wrote these lyrics?... - Aragorn98
Aragorn98 - no, ALL lyrics for this album were written by Lou Reed. Metallica didn't write any of these lines.
Only music was composed by Reed and Metallica. - Metal_Treasure
It's even more embarrassing this was Reed's final album before he died... imagine having this as the thing people will remember you for. - Swellow
I like how the line about being a table is worse than this - ProPanda
Not sure how. I'd rather be a table than someone who swallows cutters. - Skullkid755
O_O Jesus tap dancing christ that's a awful lyric!
Useless. - Lucretia
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2. "I AM THE TABLE!"
3. "If I waggle my ass like a dark prostitute, would you think less of me and my coagulating heart? Waggle my ass like dark prostitute coagulating heart-pumping blood, come on James!"