Worst Lyrics on Lulu by Metallica and Lou Reed

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1 "I would cut my legs and tits off, when I think of Boris Karlov and Kinske, in the dark of the moon"

Maybe it's important to mention that ALL lyrics for this album were written by Lou Reed.
Metallica only wrote part of the music. - Metal_Treasure

2 "I AM THE TABLE!"

Decent meme but lyrically it's not great. - BoredJeff02

Good meme, terrible lyric - Lucretia

3 "If I waggle my ass like a dark prostitute, would you think less of me and my coagulating heart? Waggle my ass like dark prostitute coagulating heart-pumping blood, come on James!"

Was Lou Reed stoned off his ass when he wrote these lyrics? It sure as hell seems like it! - BoredJeff02

If this is Lou Reed's usual lyrical style, I can see why he got bitten on the butt by a fan during a live show in 1973. - Metal_Treasure

The world's biggest metal band actually wrote these lyrics?... - Aragorn98

Aragorn98 - no, ALL lyrics for this album were written by Lou Reed. Metallica didn't write any of these lines.
Only music was composed by Reed and Metallica. - Metal_Treasure

4 "SMALL TOWN GUUUUURRRRRRLLLLL!"
5 "To be dry and spermless, like a girl"

It's even more embarrassing this was Reed's final album before he died... imagine having this as the thing people will remember you for. - Swellow

6 "I will swallow your sharpest cutter, like a colored man's d**k"

I like how the line about being a table is worse than this - ProPanda

Not sure how. I'd rather be a table than someone who swallows cutters. - Skullkid755

O_O Jesus tap dancing christ that's a awful lyric! - BoredJeff02

7 "Sunny, a monkey then to monkey"
8 "I'm a woman who likes men"
9 "If you can't put a butterfly in a jar"

Useless. - Lucretia

10 "He is now driving towards an island of lost souls"
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1. "I would cut my legs and tits off, when I think of Boris Karlov and Kinske, in the dark of the moon"
2. "I AM THE TABLE!"
3. "If I waggle my ass like a dark prostitute, would you think less of me and my coagulating heart? Waggle my ass like dark prostitute coagulating heart-pumping blood, come on James!"
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