Top Ten Worst Made-Up Names for a Child

As fake as these names may be, if you had one, you'd want to burn that birth certificate.

The Top Ten

1 Someoneyourownsize

Why pick on me when you can pick on Someoneyourownsize? He's standing right behind you, that would be really sad

"Go pick on someone your own size! He's right over there! " - Puga

Someoneyourownsize? Wow. This list is great! - EpicJake

2 Seymour Butts

Thanks for the material, Bart's phone call! - Puga

3 Adolf Saddam Bin Laden

This is clearly the best name.

I would like to use this name - CerealGuy

Only a fool do that to a child


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4 I.C. Wiener

Thanks for the material, Futurama pilot! - Puga

5 Someone Else

That's such a thoughtful name. - RockFashionista

"Go bother someone else! " - Puga

Why don't you pick one someone else! He's right behind you. LOL, LMFO RIGHT NOW

6 Dick Eetah

The first name is real, but the surname? - Puga

7 Dick Ridah
8 Laughing Stock

Friend: hey look it's laughing stock
Laughing stock: hey we're friends have u turned into a meanie?
Friend: no I'm just calling you laughing stock, your name
Laughing stock: hey my name isn't laughing stoc- ohh, I've got to change my name soon.

9 South Dickerson


10 Potahto

The Contenders

11 Pinto Guinness
12 Sham Rock
13 Pot O'Gold
14 Firstname Lastname
15 Deep South
16 Mashed Potahto
17 Drew Peacock
18 Get Over Here

Get over here,get over here!

Friend one: hey get over here
Friend two: hey what did I do?
Friend one: hey get over here
Friend two: I'm right here bruh
Friend one: no I'm talking to the new kid, get over here
Friend two: you don't have to be so rude to the new kid.

19 Father Ted
20 Creepy Pub
21 Leg Jig
22 Fanny Pounder
23 Ieet Poo
24 Nerdicus Dorkstrum Nerdicus Dorkstrum
25 Puga

Tis thy worst nam evuh

26 Mike Oxlong
27 Hugh Jass
28 Ben Dover
29 Rita R. Ded

You have to pronounce it correctly. - Puga

30 Iamnotspecial
31 Dick Fiddler
32 Anita Bath
33 Chris P. Bacon
34 Ima Weiner
35 Justin Minaj
36 Harry Fuddlebutt
37 Fwilliam Scudlurth
38 Xandicus Emmerich Yoomartin
39 Bonnie the Bunny
40 Kuklux Klanmember
41 Sammyclassic Sonicfan
42 Stupid Hoe
43 Serial Killer
44 April Fools
45 Buck Nakad
46 Bill Ding
47 Donald Duck Donald Duck Donald Duck is a cartoon character created in 1934 at Walt Disney Productions. Donald is an anthropomorphic white duck with a yellow-orange bill, legs, and feet. He typically wears a sailor shirt and cap with a bow tie.
48 Jovanna Cookie
49 Jovanna P
50 Stew Pid
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