Top Ten Worst Made-Up Names for a Child

As fake as these names may be, if you had one, you'd want to burn that birth certificate.
The Top Ten
1 Seymour Butts

Thanks for the material, Bart's phone call!

2 Someoneyourownsize

Why pick on me when you can pick on Someoneyourownsize? He's standing right behind you, that would be really sad

"Go pick on someone your own size! He's right over there! "

Someoneyourownsize? Wow. This list is great!

3 I.C. Wiener

Thanks for the material, Futurama pilot!

4 Adolf Saddam Bin Laden

I love this name I don't care if they're all horrible people the Name made me Laugh so hard

Love it I'm naming my first born this

This is clearly the best name.

I would like to use this name

5 Someone Else

This is how you describe that Chris Benoit, Cm Punk, or Hulk Hogan doesn't Exist at all

Why don't you pick one someone else! He's right behind you. LOL, LMFO RIGHT NOW

That's such a thoughtful name.

"Go bother someone else! "

6 Dick Eetah

The first name is real, but the surname?

7 Laughing Stock

Friend: hey look it's laughing stock
Laughing stock: hey we're friends have u turned into a meanie?
Friend: no I'm just calling you laughing stock, your name
Laughing stock: hey my name isn't laughing stoc- ohh, I've got to change my name soon.

8 Dick Ridah
9 Potahto
10 Pinto Guinness
The Contenders
11 Firstname Lastname
12 Sham Rock
13 Pot O'Gold
14 Mashed Potahto
15 Father Ted
16 Drew Peacock
17 South Dickerson
18 Justin Minaj
19 Creepy Pub
20 Leg Jig
21 Puga
22 Hugh Jass
23 Fanny Pounder
24 Ieet Poo
25 Ima Weiner
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