Top Ten Worst Mario Couples

If there are Mario couples you just can't stand, or pairings you dislike a lot, feel free to post them here. This is the place.

The Top Ten

1 Mario x Luigi

What they are BROTHERS! They don't love each other in a romantic way.

Incest. - RosalinaX

The people who ship this lives in Alabama.
Yes, Mario loves Luigi and Luigi loves Mario.
But that doesn't mean they have feelings for eachother. - starryrcad

One word. Incest. Frigging incest. I don't... Who invents these kinds of pairings?

2 Bowser x Yoshi

Eww, who comes up with this stuff? - RosalinaX

How is that- where did you even eat this idea?

WOAH WHY ARE YOU DISRESPECTING YOSHI LIKE THIS?! BAD

This one... I can't... I can't even... My brain hurts. What's wrong with you people?

3 King Boo x Luigi

This doesn't make sense at all. How can a spherical white blob with a crown be in a relationship with a plumber who not only is hella scared of him for taking his older brother, but also shows no romantic interest in him? - RosalinaX

Strangely enough... I tolerate this one... But I just hate this one so much. They're enemies... And for one thing, King Boo kidnapped Luigi's brother. So... Why? Is there a point to this? Like, at all?

What? That's a thing now? - ParkerFang

King boo should attack daisy. That’d be a little more interesting.

4 Waluigi x Daisy

I actually tolerated this one since Waluigi has a crush on Daisy. It's not that bad of a couple. - RosalinaX

You GOTTA hate this one!

I HATE this relationship!

Daisy deserves better than that thing you call Waluigi - ParkerFang

5 Wario x Waluigi

UM NO - RosalinaX

The problem is less that they're both boys than the fact that they may be blood relatives hasn't been completely ruled out.

Just a couple of weird guys being weird together. Nothing to see here, folks.

No! There both BOYS! It doesn't make sense! You shouldn't want to be GAY!

6 Peach x Daisy

If their cousins, that's incest, but even if it's not, I don't think they would make a good pair. Just saying. - RosalinaX

If they weren't cousins or whatever it would be a pretty good couple!

I like most GirlxGirl shippings, but this an exception. From what I've heard, some people say they're cousins or sisters, so if they are (if it becomes canon pretty sure it won't) it's pretty much incest.

Daisy deserves better than this... - ParkerFang

7 Waluigi x Rosalina

Ew. I hate this one so much I might as well throw myself off a bridge. People don't have to ship it just because they're the same height. - RosalinaX

This one is not official. You guys are trying to make Rosalina have a boyfriend so you guys picked Waluigi. Seriously?

THANK YOU! This couple is SO ANNOYING! Everyone shoves it in my FACE like it's canon! IT'S NOT OFFICIAL - DCfnaf

The only reason why they're a "couple" is because of their height. Like what? Rosalina definitely deserves better or should stay single - ParkerFang

8 Peach x Bowser

Just No. In fanfiction, it's cute, but 1. Bestiality, and 2. They are literal enemies. - RosalinaX

The point of a ship is 50% of making cute scenarios and 50% of making cute children, right?

The latter option is impossible; if they had a child, it would be a monstrous beast that died in two minutes.

Peach doesn't even show any love towards Bowser. She flat out hates him.

"if they had a child, it would be a monstrous beast that died in two minutes" Which is also why she can't be Bowser Jr or the other Koopalings's mother

9 Donkey Kong x Mario

Guys, Bestiality? - RosalinaX

I hate this one so much. They're not even the same species. This makes no sense, whatsoever.

No it's not right! 1,they're not the same species. 2, they're boys.And 3, that means they're GAY! That's why I think "No way! "

10 Link x Peach

My god! I think I’m going to vomit!

The Contenders

11 Luigi x Peasley

Eww. I don't see Luigi as being gay and Peasely is just gross. - RosalinaX

I personaly don't like prince peasley at all. you might say I hate him. the stupidest thing about this one is LOOK UP prince peasley and this will be the 4th image. I've played almost all of superstar sagas remake(haven't finished the quest for bowser thing) and I will find a way to explain off most things that even hint towards this yet. and also: poor luigi. why. just why. why is this a thing...

Peasley's too much of an arrogant pretty boy for ANYONE to tolerate being in a relationship with

12 Metal Mario x Pink Gold Peach

Worst Video Game Couple EVER. Period - VideoGamefan5

Take that, Nathaniel Bandy bashers! Mareach FTL! U mad, Seth White aka 72.224.128.244?!

13 Mario x Peach

No way, this one is good. Not the best, but it's a good couple - DCfnaf

Yikes

How is it bad? Their the main characters of course they're gonna be together. - RosalinaX

In Mario Party 5 and 6, their team name is "Cutest Couple".
Nintendo made that, not me. - starryrcad

14 Wario x Peach

One word. No. - RosalinaX

No, Wario has no romantic feelings for Peach and they have nothing in common. Peach is far too bubbly and kind for Wario who's a greedy ass who picks sides depending on who pays him the most. Wario is better off with Mona, Shokora, Syrup, or someone else from his own series' of games. - DCfnaf

My eyes! They burn! What is wrong with you people?!

What's wrong here? The only thing I see is that there too opisite. Ones fat, ugly, gross, inconsiderate, short, greedy, only does things for wealth... While peach (while IDOITS believes otherwise) is kind, pretty, caring, tall, polite, wants to help people as soon as she hears they are in need of it, etc...

15 Donkey Kong x Cranky Kong

Incest Alert X2

That's A THING NOW?! My eyes right now.. - ParkerFang

Isn't that his GRANDFATHER?

Ew that's his dad

16 Luigi x Ęclair

Princess Eclair already has a fiance? - starryrcad

Does she even exist? I've heard of her before, but she hasn't been in any of the games, which makes this pairing pointless. To my eyes.

Eclair is from Luigi's story in Paper Mario the thousand year door.

Luigi was cheating on Daisy

Luigi & E..clair? What is wrong with people now-a-days?

17 Toad x Mario

Whoever put this is high on drugs. - RosalinaX

Whoever made this is insane and needs to see a doctor. Right now. I hate this one, mainly because Toad is a horrible character and because this pairing's basically pedophilia. Don't think this is a real pairing? Look it up on DeviantArt.

What the heck! I'm only 8 and people are making these couples! No! This isn't right!

My eyes... - ParkerFang

18 Lemmy Koopa x Iggy Koopa
19 Mario x Pauline

But Pauline is Mario's mother, or so the theories go... - RosalinaX

I'm okay with the ship, I just see them as good friends. - starryrcad

I also like this one. They were the original couple, after all.

I like this one a lot. In fact I love it!

20 Luigi × Rosalina

This one isn't bad. I actually ship it a lot, though Daisy and Luigi is also a good couple.
And by the way, Luigi has shown in the Galaxy games that he thinks very highly of Rosalina. - RosalinaX

There has been no signs of these two being romantically intrested in each other.

Though Luigi X Daisy makes more sense, I do love this couple as well because they have very similar personalities and it makes sense since Luigi has shown interest in her a couple times. - DCfnaf

This one ain't bad at all in fact Luigi is better off with her than that mean, self-centered, bratty, poser daisy!

21 Luigi x Daisy

The fans who ship this are rude. This couple has never been confirmed and times have changed so anything could happen. - RosalinaX

This couple is cute and makes sense honestly, I don't know why I hated it so much when I was younger. They're polar opposites, but that actually makes the couple quite cute cause Daisy loves to mess with Luigi and stuff. - DCfnaf

So I guess when Mario gets kissed on the nose it's kisses of appreciation too, right person below me? - RosalinaX

People only wanna pair this couple together because they're both supposedly the "sidekicks" to Mario and Peach. Other than that, their compatibility is not that great. Guys, you don't have to force people together. Let rumors stay rumors.

If you people are gonna spam/hate someone just for having a different opinion, that's already acting like Daisy.

22 Shy Guy x Wiggler
23 Mario x Bowser

PEOPLE. Gay, bestiality, and complete rivals. - RosalinaX

Mario Twilight with Smg4 enough said. - ParkerFang

What! There BOTH RIVALS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

I hate this one it...it... I don't know its just horrible and their RIVALS! people these days...

24 Peach x Haru

In "The Great Mission To Rescue Princess Peach", an anime movie that (for better or worse) was never released outside Japan but fansubs are available if you know where to look, after Mario had gone through all the trouble of saving Peach and even received the traditional kiss on the nose from her, it turned out the dog that had been following him around was actually this human prince, Haru, who'd been under some kind of curse or something. He also happened to be Peach's husband, whom she had not mentioned until mere seconds before he regained his human form and of course hasn't been seen or alluded to in any "Mario" related media since. So at least Nintendo got the hint.

He is GAAAYY!

25 Bowser Jr. x Toadette

What the hell

Oh man where do I began with this, Bowser Jr is nothing but a annoying cry baby, supermariologan is the reason why I hate him, What's make this more nonsense is that they are not friends, they are enemies, toadette is a part of the mushroom kingdom and Bowser jr is a part of the Bowser's castle, so why do people make them hanging out together (i'm sorry yall but I can't stand this ship), who though this was a good idea, toad and toadette are a part of Mario, they are friends, not siblings (even Nintendo knows that!) and they are in love (not jr because she do not like him in the Mario universe they are fighting in nsmbud and smm2), that's why toad x toadette is a better ship than Bowser jr x toadette, now let's talk about jr from the horrible channel that ruins somes characters that I like SUPERMARIOLOGAN, first of all he is a annoying brat who plays with toys yelling att that he want something or doing it himself (now this is things where I'm starting to get mad at this) EVEN IN THIS ...more

26 Mario x Daisy

Ugh. I see them as Best friends but okay. - RosalinaX

I cannot stand this one. It's Daisy and Luigi and Mario and Peach, people need to get that in their head!

Just because Mario and Peach are a couple, doesn't mean you have to rub it in our faces that Daisy and Luigi are a thing when they're not. - RosalinaX

They had a thing in the past it seems like but...no, no, they're just friends now - DCfnaf

I like it.

27 Toad x Toadette

Worst Ship

This ship makes no sense to me

VERISSIMO! TOAD X TOADETTE È LA COPPIA PEGGIORE!

28 Waluigi x Shy Guy
29 Luigi x Bowser

I think it's cute

This one is actually really cute♥️

30 Bowser x Bowser Jr.
31 Luigi x Toad

STOP - RosalinaX

You must hate Luigi if u like this. Toads only put Luigi down when he did nothing to him.

You meant Luigi X Toad"ette", but still these two don't make out. They are just friends. No need for a fan couple here.

Toad is an @$$ to him f toad

32 Wario x Birdo

Just... Ew. I actually saw this once. As porn. O.o

33 Yoshi x Rosalina

BESTIALITY - RosalinaX

Gross...just gross - ParkerFang

Yoshi x Birdo is way better. O_O

First off, the pairing of a dinosaur and the protector of the universe makes me wanna vomit. Don't believe me it's a real couple? Type in yoshi and rosalina and see pics of them kissing(especially SSB4 ones)There's one fanfic about it.

34 Luigi x Peach

This couple is disgusting the theory isn't even real why bother believing it when mario x peach is confirmed canon

35 Peach x Rosalina
36 Bowser X Rosalina

I'm annoyed at the fact that people ship this, but they absolutely hate Bowser x Peach because they're different species. Bowser and Rosalina are different species too. And just because they're both single doesn't mean they're suddenly together. Not everyone needs a partner. Rosalina would be better off as single (in my opinion please respect that)

You Are With Me This Is As Worse As Bowser and Peach And Rosalina and Luigi This Is 0/100

37 Mario x Rosalina

This is not canon. They're just friends.

38 Mario x King Boo

What is wrong with you?

39 Toad x Bowser

Definitely true, have you seen the way toad looks lovingly into bowser's eyes. There had to he something going on there

40 Wario x Mona

Mona finds him ugly, she's still in school while wario I'm sure is been out of high school for years, wario doesn't treat her any different from his other friends & underpaies & takes the money for himself, and Mona is just fanservice garbage who is the biggest Mary Sue in gaming (uses animals to get away from the police, does tons of different jobs, is a prissy cheerleader as well, and had a guy crush on her for no reason). Mona should just die

Okay, when was Wario a pedo? Okay? That's all I gotta say about this. Mona is 16 and Wario's like 30! - DCfnaf

Yep. It's awful.
1. Mona's still a minor. Wario I'm pretty sure (at least he doest look it) isn't one.
2. Mona herself thinks he's ugly. That can't be a happy relationship.
3. Wario doesn't care for her. She wants to be paied, but doesn't f-ing care.

41 Waluigi X Luigi

Ok yeah I know a lot of people won't like this ship because they're enemies but I can't help but love it like oml - PhantomHunter1987

42 Pauline x Donkey Kong

This is absolutely disgusting. He kidnaps her!

43 Pauline X Peach
44 Daisy x Bowser Jr.
45 Luigi x Pauline

Why is this a thing

46 Yoshi x Birdo
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