Top Ten Worst Mario Couples

If there are Mario couples you just can't stand, or pairings you dislike a lot, feel free to post them here. This is the place.

The Top Ten

1 Mario x Luigi

The people who ship this lives in Alabama.
Yes, Mario loves Luigi and Luigi loves Mario.
But that doesn't mean they have feelings for eachother. - starryrcad

A pedo wrote this and I know it. - RosalinaX

Why is this a thing? Why is this a thing? Why would you pair up Mario and Luigi, they are brothers for crying out loud, they have no romantic interest in each other.Luigi looks up to Mario as a hero and would do anything to help or protect his older brother like saving the princess or fighting off ghosts just to save his brother. But why in god almighty is this a thing?

One word. Incest. Frigging incest. I don't... Who invents these kinds of pairings?

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2 King Boo x Luigi

Strangely enough... I tolerate this one... But I just hate this one so much. They're enemies... And for one thing, King Boo kidnapped Luigi's brother. So... Why? Is there a point to this? Like, at all?

What? That's a thing now? - ParkerFang

King boo should attack daisy. That’d be a little more interesting.

3 Bowser x Yoshi

Eww, who comes up with this stuff? - RosalinaX

How is that- where did you even eat this idea?

WOAH WHY ARE YOU DISRESPECTING YOSHI LIKE THIS?! BAD

This one... I can't... I can't even... My brain hurts. What's wrong with you people?

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4 Waluigi x Daisy

I don't know, Waluigi has a crush on Daisy, the crush is cute but let's not go any farther with that. - RosalinaX

You GOTTA hate this one!

I HATE this relationship!

Daisy deserves better than that thing you call Waluigi - ParkerFang

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5 Donkey Kong x Mario

Guys, Bestiality? - RosalinaX

I hate this one so much. They're not even the same species. This makes no sense, whatsoever.

No it's not right! 1,they're not the same species. 2, they're boys.And 3, that means they're GAY! That's why I think "No way! "

6 Wario x Peach

What is this? They're just friends! Also Wario should date Captain Syrup or Princess Shokora (forget Mona, she's annoying) - DCfnaf

My eyes! They burn! What is wrong with you people?!

! peach loves Mario! why don't people understand!

What's wrong here? The only thing I see is that there too opisite. Ones fat, ugly, gross, inconsiderate, short, greedy, only does things for wealth... While peach (while IDOITS believes otherwise) is kind, pretty, caring, tall, polite, wants to help people as soon as she hears they are in need of it, etc...

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7 Peach x Daisy

If their cousins, that's incest, but even if it's not, I don't think they would make a good pair. Just saying. - RosalinaX

If they weren't cousins or whatever it would be a pretty good couple!

I like most GirlxGirl shippings, but this an exception. From what I've heard, some people say they're cousins or sisters, so if they are (if it becomes canon pretty sure it won't) it's pretty much incest.

Daisy deserves better than this... - ParkerFang

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8 Wario x Waluigi

UM NO - RosalinaX

The problem is less that they're both boys than the fact that they may be blood relatives hasn't been completely ruled out.

Just a couple of weird guys being weird together. Nothing to see here, folks.

No! There both BOYS! It doesn't make sense! You shouldn't want to be GAY!

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9 Waluigi x Rosalina

Ew. I hat this one so much I might as well throw myself off a bridge. - RosalinaX

This one is not official. You guys are trying to make Rosalina have a boyfriend so you guys picked Waluigi. Seriously?

This Shipping Sucks same as Brick X Blossom (Powerpuff Girls)

THANK YOU! This couple is SO ANNOYING! Everyone shoves it in my FACE like it's canon! IT'S NOT OFFICIAL - DCfnaf

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10 Mario x Peach

How is it bad? Their the main characters of course they're gonna be together. - RosalinaX

In Mario Party 5 and 6, their team name is "Cutest Couple".
Nintendo made that, not me. - starryrcad

Mario deserves better than this selfish brat.

Peach is a spoiled and ungrateful b*. He deserves better than that.

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The Contenders

11 Peach x Bowser

Just No. In fanfiction, it's cute, but 1. Bestiality, and 2. They are literal enemies. - RosalinaX

The point of a ship is 50% of making cute scenarios and 50% of making cute children, right?

The latter option is impossible; if they had a child, it would be a monstrous beast that died in two minutes.

Peach doesn't even show any love towards Bowser. She flat out hates him.

"if they had a child, it would be a monstrous beast that died in two minutes" Which is also why she can't be Bowser Jr or the other Koopalings's mother

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12 Toad x Mario

Whoever put this is high on drugs. - RosalinaX

Whoever made this is insane and needs to see a doctor. Right now. I hate this one, mainly because Toad is a horrible character and because this pairing's basically pedophilia. Don't think this is a real pairing? Look it up on DeviantArt.

What the heck! I'm only 8 and people are making these couples! No! This isn't right!

My eyes... - ParkerFang

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13 Mario x Pauline

I'm okay with the ship, I just see them as good friends. - starryrcad

I also like this one. They were the original couple, after all.

I like this one a lot. In fact I love it!

This is okay, but I don't ship it. - DCfnaf

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14 Luigi × Rosalina

There has been no signs of these two being romantically intrested in each other.

This one ain't bad at all in fact Luigi is better off with her than that mean, self-centered, bratty, poser daisy!

I hate that...For me that not makes really sense...And...Their personalities isn't well in a couple (? )
I'm suck at english yeah

LOVE IT LOVE IF LOVE IT! This is one of my favorite couples! How did it get ruined? STUPID GAME THEORY! "Peach and Luigi had Rosalina" <- Yeah, GT. Stop ruining our lives. - DCfnaf

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15 Luigi x Daisy

The fans who ship this are rude. This couple has never been confirmed and times have changed so anything could happen. - RosalinaX

People only wanna pair this couple together because they're both supposedly the "sidekicks" to Mario and Peach. Other than that, their compatibility is not that great. Guys, you don't have to force people together. Let rumors stay rumors.

NOW YOU'RE TALKING! I hate this couple I'm sorry! It's not gonna happen people! Plus Luigi has shown affection to Peach! And he's even been around Rosalina more! - DCfnaf

So I guess when Mario gets kissed on the nose it's kisses of appreciation too, right person below me? - RosalinaX

If you people are gonna spam/hate someone just for having a different opinion, that's already acting like Daisy.

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16 Luigi x Peasley

Eww. I don't see Luigi as being gay and Peasely is just gross. - RosalinaX

I personaly don't like prince peasley at all. you might say I hate him. the stupidest thing about this one is LOOK UP prince peasley and this will be the 4th image. I've played almost all of superstar sagas remake(haven't finished the quest for bowser thing) and I will find a way to explain off most things that even hint towards this yet. and also: poor luigi. why. just why. why is this a thing...

Peasley's too much of an arrogant pretty boy for ANYONE to tolerate being in a relationship with

Gay

17 Luigi x Ęclair

Princess Eclair already has a fiance? - starryrcad

Does she even exist? I've heard of her before, but she hasn't been in any of the games, which makes this pairing pointless. To my eyes.

Eclair is from Luigi's story in Paper Mario the thousand year door.

Luigi was cheating on Daisy

Luigi & E..clair? What is wrong with people now-a-days?

18 Donkey Kong x Cranky Kong

Incest Alert X2

That's A THING NOW?! My eyes right now.. - ParkerFang

Isn't that his GRANDFATHER?

Ew that's his dad

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19 Mario x Bowser

PEOPLE. Gay, bestiality, and complete rivals. - RosalinaX

Mario Twilight with Smg4 enough said. - ParkerFang

What! There BOTH RIVALS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

I hate this one it...it... I don't know its just horrible and their RIVALS! people these days...

20 Bowser Jr. x Toadette

What the hell

21 Luigi x Bowser

I think it's cute

This one is actually really cute♥️

22 Bowser x Bowser Jr.
23 Luigi x Toad

STOP - RosalinaX

You must hate Luigi if u like this. Toads only put Luigi down when he did nothing to him.

You meant Luigi X Toad"ette", but still these two don't make out. They are just friends. No need for a fan couple here.

Toad is an @$$ to him f toad

24 Mario x Daisy

Ugh. I see them as Best friends but okay. - RosalinaX

I cannot stand this one. It's Daisy and Luigi and Mario and Peach, people need to get that in their head!

Just because Mario and Peach are a couple, doesn't mean you have to rub it in our faces that Daisy and Luigi are a thing when they're not. - RosalinaX

I HATE THIS COUPLE! The game theory fanboys put this one here. - DCfnaf

I like it.

25 Wario x Birdo

Just... Ew. I actually saw this once. As porn. O.o

26 Yoshi x Rosalina

BESTIALITY - RosalinaX

Gross...just gross - ParkerFang

Yoshi x Birdo is way better. O_O

First off, the pairing of a dinosaur and the protector of the universe makes me wanna vomit. Don't believe me it's a real couple? Type in yoshi and rosalina and see pics of them kissing(especially SSB4 ones)There's one fanfic about it.

27 Metal Mario x Pink Gold Peach

Take that, Nathaniel Bandy bashers! Mareach FTL! U mad, Seth White aka 72.224.128.244?!

Worst Video Game Couple EVER. Period - VideoGamefan5

28 Link x Peach

My god! I think I’m going to vomit!

29 Shy Guy x Wiggler
30 Luigi x Peach

This couple is disgusting the theory isn't even real why bother believing it when mario x peach is confirmed canon

31 Toad x Toadette

Worst Ship

This ship makes no sense to me

32 Peach x Rosalina
33 Bowser X Rosalina

I'm annoyed at the fact that people ship this, but they absolutely hate Bowser x Peach because they're different species. Bowser and Rosalina are different species too. And just because they're both single doesn't mean they're suddenly together. Not everyone needs a partner. Rosalina would be better off as single (in my opinion please respect that)

You Are With Me This Is As Worse As Bowser and Peach And Rosalina and Luigi This Is 0/100

34 Peach x Haru

In "The Great Mission To Rescue Princess Peach", an anime movie that (for better or worse) was never released outside Japan but fansubs are available if you know where to look, after Mario had gone through all the trouble of saving Peach and even received the traditional kiss on the nose from her, it turned out the dog that had been following him around was actually this human prince, Haru, who'd been under some kind of curse or something. He also happened to be Peach's husband, whom she had not mentioned until mere seconds before he regained his human form and of course hasn't been seen or alluded to in any "Mario" related media since. So at least Nintendo got the hint.

He is GAAAYY!

35 Mario x Rosalina

This is not canon. They're just friends.

36 Mario x King Boo

What is wrong with you?

37 Toad x Bowser

Definitely true, have you seen the way toad looks lovingly into bowser's eyes. There had to he something going on there

38 Wario x Mona

Mona finds him ugly, she's still in school while wario I'm sure is been out of high school for years, wario doesn't treat her any different from his other friends & underpaies & takes the money for himself, and Mona is just fanservice garbage who is the biggest Mary Sue in gaming (uses animals to get away from the police, does tons of different jobs, is a prissy cheerleader as well, and had a guy crush on her for no reason). Mona should just die

Okay, when was Wario a pedo? Okay? That's all I gotta say about this. Mona is 16 and Wario's like 30! - DCfnaf

Yep. It's awful.
1. Mona's still a minor. Wario I'm pretty sure (at least he doest look it) isn't one.
2. Mona herself thinks he's ugly. That can't be a happy relationship.
3. Wario doesn't care for her. She wants to be paied, but doesn't f-ing care.

39 Waluigi X Luigi

Ok yeah I know a lot of people won't like this ship because they're enemies but I can't help but love it like oml - PhantomHunter1987

40 Pauline x Donkey Kong

This is absolutely disgusting. He kidnaps her!

41 Pauline X Peach
42 Waluigi x Shy Guy
43 Daisy x Bowser Jr.
44 Luigi x Pauline

Why is this a thing

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