Top Ten Worst Mario Couples

If there are Mario couples you just can't stand, or pairings you dislike a lot, feel free to post them here. This is the place.

The Top Ten

1 Mario x Luigi

One word. Incest. Frigging incest. I don't... Who invents these kinds of pairings?

Why is this a thing? Why is this a thing? Why would you pair up Mario and Luigi, they are brothers for crying out loud, they have no romantic interest in each other.Luigi looks up to Mario as a hero and would do anything to help or protect his older brother like saving the princess or fighting off ghosts just to save his brother. But why in god almighty is this a thing?

There Brothers for gosh sake! Why do people make these kind of shippings? - nintendofan126

The people who ship this lives in Alabama.
Yes, Mario loves Luigi and Luigi loves Mario.
But that doesn't mean they have feelings for eachother. - starryrcad

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2 King Boo x Luigi

Strangely enough... I tolerate this one... But I just hate this one so much. They're enemies... And for one thing, King Boo kidnapped Luigi's brother. So... Why? Is there a point to this? Like, at all?

What? That's a thing now? - ParkerFang

King boo should attack daisy. That’d be a little more interesting.

3 Bowser x Yoshi

This one... I can't... I can't even... My brain hurts. What's wrong with you people?

How is that- where did you even eat this idea?

Eww, who comes up with this stuff? - RosalinaX

WOAH WHY ARE YOU DISRESPECTING YOSHI LIKE THIS?! BAD

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4 Waluigi x Daisy

Daisy deserves better than that thing you call Waluigi - ParkerFang

I don't know, Waluigi has a crush on Daisy, the crush is cute but let's not go any farther with that. - RosalinaX

Actually it is canon that waluigi has a crush on daisy. (luigi is confirmed to as well) it is sad though, its joked at by references like their Mario party team is called: bad team or something.

You GOTTA hate this one!

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5 Donkey Kong x Mario

I hate this one so much. They're not even the same species. This makes no sense, whatsoever.

Guys, Bestiality? - RosalinaX

No it's not right! 1,they're not the same species. 2, they're boys.And 3, that means they're GAY! That's why I think "No way! "

6 Wario x Peach

What is this? They're just friends! Also Wario should date Captain Syrup or Princess Shokora (forget Mona, she's annoying) - DCfnaf

My eyes! They burn! What is wrong with you people?!

! peach loves Mario! why don't people understand!

My eyes - ParkerFang

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7 Wario x Waluigi

The problem is less that they're both boys than the fact that they may be blood relatives hasn't been completely ruled out.

Just a couple of weird guys being weird together. Nothing to see here, folks.

No! There both BOYS! It doesn't make sense! You shouldn't want to be GAY!

UM NO - RosalinaX

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8 Peach x Daisy

If they weren't cousins or whatever it would be a pretty good couple!

I like most GirlxGirl shippings, but this an exception. From what I've heard, some people say they're cousins or sisters, so if they are (if it becomes canon pretty sure it won't) it's pretty much incest.

Daisy deserves better than this... - ParkerFang

If their cousins, that's incest, but even if it's not, I don't think they would make a good pair. Just saying. - RosalinaX

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9 Waluigi x Rosalina

THANK YOU! This couple is SO ANNOYING! Everyone shoves it in my FACE like it's canon! IT'S NOT OFFICIAL - DCfnaf

The only reason why they're a "couple" is because of their height. Like what? Rosalina definitely deserves better or should stay single - ParkerFang

This couple is awful. It doesn't make a lick of sense - mnglaze

Ew. I hat this one so much I might as well throw myself off a bridge. - RosalinaX

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10 Mario x Peach

This couple has no reason to exist. Everyone's reason why they love it is because "It's the main couple of Nintendo" When it was never confirmed. How can Mario have a relationship with Peach if she's so childish now. Their only similarity they have is being nice, but that's almost HALF of the amount of Mario characters. This couple is overrated garbage and sets a perfect example of how stupid people are when they make a couple.

Peach is a skank and she got in between a couple because Mario's girlfriend is Pauline. Besides she's always getting "kidnapped" by Bowser but we all know the real reason.

I hate her how dare she cheat on him with Luigi and Bowser.

In Mario Party 5 and 6, their team name is "Cutest Couple".
Nintendo made that, not me. - starryrcad

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The Contenders

11 Peach x Bowser

The point of a ship is 50% of making cute scenarios and 50% of making cute children, right?

The latter option is impossible; if they had a child, it would be a monstrous beast that died in two minutes.

"if they had a child, it would be a monstrous beast that died in two minutes" Which is also why she can't be Bowser Jr or the other Koopalings's mother

I know that Birdo & Yoshi may different species but this is not even close to right!

Just No. In fanfiction, it's cute, but 1. Bestiality, and 2. They are literal enemies. - RosalinaX

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12 Toad x Mario

Whoever made this is insane and needs to see a doctor. Right now. I hate this one, mainly because Toad is a horrible character and because this pairing's basically pedophilia. Don't think this is a real pairing? Look it up on DeviantArt.

What the heck! I'm only 8 and people are making these couples! No! This isn't right!

Whoever put this is high on drugs. - RosalinaX

My eyes... - ParkerFang

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13 Mario x Pauline

I like this one a lot. In fact I love it!

This is okay, but I don't ship it. - DCfnaf

I also like this one. They were the original couple, after all.

I'm okay with the ship, I just see them as good friends. - starryrcad

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14 Luigi × Rosalina

This one ain't bad at all in fact Luigi is better off with her than that mean, self-centered, bratty, poser daisy!

There has been no signs of these two being romantically intrested in each other.

I hate that...For me that not makes really sense...And...Their personalities isn't well in a couple (? )
I'm suck at english yeah

And when have you people ever seen Luigi and Daisy get romantic? A few statues on a Mario crossover game shouldn't count. And by the way, there is multiple instances in the Super Mario Galaxy games where Luigi tries to impress Rosalina. And there's also the thing where if you collect every single star in the game with LUIGI, it shows you a picture of the two together, happy and smiling. No joke, it's right here. And also, not all opposites attract. Just because Rosalina is quiet and shy just like Luigi doesn't affect their relationship with one another. - RosalinaX

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15 Luigi x Daisy

People only wanna pair this couple together because they're both supposedly the "sidekicks" to Mario and Peach. Other than that, their compatibility is not that great. Guys, you don't have to force people together. Let rumors stay rumors.

NOW YOU'RE TALKING! I hate this couple I'm sorry! It's not gonna happen people! Plus Luigi has shown affection to Peach! And he's even been around Rosalina more! - DCfnaf

So I guess when Mario gets kissed on the nose it's kisses of appreciation too, right person below me? - RosalinaX

If you people are gonna spam/hate someone just for having a different opinion, that's already acting like Daisy.

The fans who ship this are rude. This couple has never been confirmed and times have changed so anything could happen. - RosalinaX

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16 Luigi x Peasley

Peasley's too much of an arrogant pretty boy for ANYONE to tolerate being in a relationship with

Gay

Eww. I don't see Luigi as being gay and Peasely is just gross. - RosalinaX

17 Luigi x Ęclair

Does she even exist? I've heard of her before, but she hasn't been in any of the games, which makes this pairing pointless. To my eyes.

Eclair is from Luigi's story in Paper Mario the thousand year door. - bugger

Luigi was cheating on Daisy

Princess Eclair already has a fiance? - starryrcad

Luigi & E..clair? What is wrong with people now-a-days?

18 Mario x Bowser

Mario Twilight with Smg4 enough said. - ParkerFang

PEOPLE. Gay, bestiality, and complete rivals. - RosalinaX

What! There BOTH RIVALS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

I hate this one it...it... I don't know its just horrible and their RIVALS! people these days...

19 Donkey Kong x Cranky Kong

That's A THING NOW?! My eyes right now.. - ParkerFang

Isn't that his GRANDFATHER?

Ew that's his dad

#1 right here I mean for fffs sake it's an old gorrella & his grandchild 🤢

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20 Bowser Jr. x Toadette

What the hell

21 Luigi x Toad

You must hate Luigi if u like this. Toads only put Luigi down when he did nothing to him.

You meant Luigi X Toad"ette", but still these two don't make out. They are just friends. No need for a fan couple here.

Toad is an @$$ to him f toad

STOP - RosalinaX

22 Mario x Daisy

I cannot stand this one. It's Daisy and Luigi and Mario and Peach, people need to get that in their head!

Just because Mario and Peach are a couple, doesn't mean you have to rub it in our faces that Daisy and Luigi are a thing when they're not. - RosalinaX

I HATE THIS COUPLE! The game theory fanboys put this one here. - DCfnaf

Ugh. I see them as Best friends but okay. - RosalinaX

I like it.

23 Wario x Birdo

Just... Ew. I actually saw this once. As porn. O.o

24 Yoshi x Rosalina

Gross...just gross - ParkerFang

BESTIALITY - RosalinaX

Yoshi x Birdo is way better. O_O

First off, the pairing of a dinosaur and the protector of the universe makes me wanna vomit. Don't believe me it's a real couple? Type in yoshi and rosalina and see pics of them kissing(especially SSB4 ones)There's one fanfic about it.

25 Metal Mario x Pink Gold Peach

Worst Video Game Couple EVER. Period - VideoGamefan5

Take that, Nathaniel Bandy bashers! Mareach FTL! U mad, Seth White aka 72.224.128.244?!

26 Link x Peach

My god! I think I’m going to vomit!

27 Shy Guy x Wiggler
28 Luigi x Peach

This couple is disgusting the theory isn't even real why bother believing it when mario x peach is confirmed canon

29 Peach x Rosalina
30 Bowser X Rosalina

I'm annoyed at the fact that people ship this, but they absolutely hate Bowser x Peach because they're different species. Bowser and Rosalina are different species too. And just because they're both single doesn't mean they're suddenly together. Not everyone needs a partner. Rosalina would be better off as single (in my opinion please respect that)

You Are With Me This Is As Worse As Bowser and Peach And Rosalina and Luigi This Is 0/100

31 Peach x Haru

In "The Great Mission To Rescue Princess Peach", an anime movie that (for better or worse) was never released outside Japan but fansubs are available if you know where to look, after Mario had gone through all the trouble of saving Peach and even received the traditional kiss on the nose from her, it turned out the dog that had been following him around was actually this human prince, Haru, who'd been under some kind of curse or something. He also happened to be Peach's husband, whom she had not mentioned until mere seconds before he regained his human form and of course hasn't been seen or alluded to in any "Mario" related media since. So at least Nintendo got the hint.

He is GAAAYY!

32 Mario x Rosalina

This is not canon. They're just friends.

33 Mario x King Boo

What is wrong with you?

34 Toad x Bowser

Definitely true, have you seen the way toad looks lovingly into bowser's eyes. There had to he something going on there

35 Luigi x Bowser

I think it's cute

36 Wario x Mona

Mona finds him ugly, she's still in school while wario I'm sure is been out of high school for years, wario doesn't treat her any different from his other friends & underpaies & takes the money for himself, and Mona is just fanservice garbage who is the biggest Mary Sue in gaming (uses animals to get away from the police, does tons of different jobs, is a prissy cheerleader as well, and had a guy crush on her for no reason). Mona should just die

Okay, when was Wario a pedo? Okay? That's all I gotta say about this. Mona is 16 and Wario's like 30! - DCfnaf

Yep. It's awful.
1. Mona's still a minor. Wario I'm pretty sure (at least he doest look it) isn't one.
2. Mona herself thinks he's ugly. That can't be a happy relationship.
3. Wario doesn't care for her. She wants to be paied, but doesn't f-ing care.

37 Toad x Toadette

This ship makes no sense to me

38 Waluigi X Luigi

Ok yeah I know a lot of people won't like this ship because they're enemies but I can't help but love it like oml - PhantomHunter1987

39 Pauline x Donkey Kong

This is absolutely disgusting. He kidnaps her!

40 Pauline X Peach
41 Waluigi x Shy Guy
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