Top Ten Worst Mario Couples

If there are Mario couples you just can't stand, or pairings you dislike a lot, feel free to post them here. This is the place.
The Top Ten
1 Mario x Luigi

Why is this a thing? Why is this a thing? Why would you pair up Mario and Luigi, they are brothers for crying out loud, they have no romantic interest in each other.Luigi looks up to Mario as a hero and would do anything to help or protect his older brother like saving the princess or fighting off ghosts just to save his brother. But why in god almighty is this a thing?

I don't hate gays, I don't support it, but this is gross. Even if one of them were a girl, this is still wrong. How? , you might ask? You probably know but I'm still gonna tell you. They're siblings. No way, no how, they can be a couple. Unless your a total perv, don't ship these two. Please. It's for the sake of Hu-mantine.

Mario loves Peach
Luigi loves Daisy
They both aren't from Alabama
So stop being crazy

One word. Incest. Frigging incest. I don't... Who invents these kinds of pairings?

2 Bowser x Yoshi

This one... I can't... I can't even... My brain hurts. What's wrong with you people?

How is that- where did you even eat this idea?

3 King Boo x Luigi

This doesn't make sense at all. How can a spherical white blob with a crown be in a relationship with a plumber who not only is hella scared of him for taking his older brother, but also shows no romantic interest in him?

Strangely enough... I tolerate this one... But I just hate this one so much. They're enemies... And for one thing, King Boo kidnapped Luigi's brother. So... Why? Is there a point to this? Like, at all?

What? That's a thing now?

4 Waluigi x Daisy

Actually it is canon that waluigi has a crush on daisy. (luigi is confirmed to as well) it is sad though, its joked at by references like their Mario party team is called: bad team or something.

Another one I can tolerate, but do not like enough. I hate it, but not as much as I hate King BooxLuigi. It's kind of... Inbetween the hate and like line tor me, but I felt I should put it here.

I actually tolerated this one since Waluigi has a crush on Daisy. It's not that bad of a couple.

No they are perfect for each other. Both annoying, obnoxious, pointless, and stupid.

5 Peach x Bowser

The point of a ship is 50% of making cute scenarios and 50% of making cute children, right?

The latter option is impossible; if they had a child, it would be a monstrous beast that died in two minutes.

"if they had a child, it would be a monstrous beast that died in two minutes" Which is also why she can't be Bowser Jr or the other Koopalings's mother

I know that Birdo & Yoshi may different species but this is not even close to right!

Peach doesn't even show any love towards Bowser. She flat out hates him.

6 Wario x Waluigi

The problem is less that they're both boys than the fact that they may be blood relatives hasn't been completely ruled out.

Just a couple of weird guys being weird together. Nothing to see here, folks.

No! There both BOYS! It doesn't make sense! You shouldn't want to be GAY!

7 Peach x Daisy

I like most GirlxGirl shippings, but this an exception. From what I've heard, some people say they're cousins or sisters, so if they are (if it becomes canon pretty sure it won't) it's pretty much incest.

To play devil's advocate, only a single guidebook barely authorized by Nintendo mentions they are cousins.

If their cousins, that's incest, but even if it's not, I don't think they would make a good pair. Just saying.

If they weren't cousins or whatever it would be a pretty good couple!

8 Waluigi x Rosalina

Believe what you want, but what else would she be? She's lived longer than any human can and has mysterious powers. Oh, smash is 'canon' to your eyes? Well then everyone's an idiot then. Why the f would the good guys attack each other and y wouldn't the bad team up? Peach also uses toads for defense and red uses Pokemon as he just goes around pointing. Don't act as if Rosalina is the only bad offender by using others

This "couple" makes NO SENSE. Waluigi and Rosalina have NO INTEREST OR CONTACT WITH EACH OTHER. And for petes sake! Waluigi has a crush on DAISY. It would be stupid if they were a couple though.
They aren't just...right for each other.

I'D RATHER HAVE YOSHI x ROSALINA GOD DAMN

Not only is this just plan crack, but only why this crap is popular is because they weighed the same in mk.

The goddess rosalina deserves someone better than some hidious, stupid, rude, pointless joke that is waluigi.

9 Link x Peach
10 Donkey Kong x Mario

I hate this one so much. They're not even the same species. This makes no sense, whatsoever.

No it's not right! 1,they're not the same species. 2, they're boys.And 3, that means they're GAY! That's why I think "No way! "

Guys, Bestiality?

The Contenders
11 Luigi x Peasley

I personaly don't like prince peasley at all. you might say I hate him. the stupidest thing about this one is LOOK UP prince peasley and this will be the 4th image. I've played almost all of superstar sagas remake(haven't finished the quest for bowser thing) and I will find a way to explain off most things that even hint towards this yet. and also: poor luigi. why. just why. why is this a thing...

Peasley's too much of an arrogant pretty boy for ANYONE to tolerate being in a relationship with

12 Metal Mario x Pink Gold Peach

Worst Video Game Couple EVER. Period

13 Mario x Peach

This couple has no reason to exist. Everyone's reason why they love it is because "It's the main couple of Nintendo" When it was never confirmed. How can Mario have a relationship with Peach if she's so childish now. Their only similarity they have is being nice, but that's almost HALF of the amount of Mario characters. This couple is overrated garbage and sets a perfect example of how stupid people are when they make a couple.

I don’t think this deserves to be here at all. Of course, Nintendo didn’t really confirm it. But have you seen their interactions? Mario thinks Peach is sweet, beautiful, and he would do ANYTHING for her! Heck, he even SAVES HER A MILLION TIMES WITH NO COMPLAINS! Peach also loves Mario for this, and thinks he is sweet. This couple makes sense, and they show a lot of interactions that prove they are pretty much together. If you guys search up the definition of dating, it ACTUALLY means a girl and boy having lots of interactions with each other and always hanging out, sometimes even by themselves. And because Mario and Peach are together so much and show some interactions (actually a lot, there are some when it’s just the two of them like when he saves her), this makes them dating no matter what you say or what these two think

Peach is a skank and she got in between a couple because Mario's girlfriend is Pauline. Besides she's always getting "kidnapped" by Bowser but we all know the real reason.

Peach is getting married to Bowser and pretending she doesn't want to in front of Mario but she knows she is lying. LIAR!

14 Wario x Peach

No, Wario has no romantic feelings for Peach and they have nothing in common. Peach is far too bubbly and kind for Wario who's a greedy ass who picks sides depending on who pays him the most. Wario is better off with Mona, Shokora, Syrup, or someone else from his own series' of games.

What's wrong here? The only thing I see is that there too opisite. Ones fat, ugly, gross, inconsiderate, short, greedy, only does things for wealth... While peach (while IDOITS believes otherwise) is kind, pretty, caring, tall, polite, wants to help people as soon as she hears they are in need of it, etc...

My eyes! They burn! What is wrong with you people?!

15 Donkey Kong x Cranky Kong

That's A THING NOW?! My eyes right now..

16 Luigi x Ęclair

Does she even exist? I've heard of her before, but she hasn't been in any of the games, which makes this pairing pointless. To my eyes.

Luigi was cheating on Daisy

17 Toad x Mario

Whoever made this is insane and needs to see a doctor. Right now. I hate this one, mainly because Toad is a horrible character and because this pairing's basically pedophilia. Don't think this is a real pairing? Look it up on DeviantArt.

What the heck! I'm only 8 and people are making these couples! No! This isn't right!

Well... there's one m&l series game where a toad walks in on Mario in the shower then runs out reder than red, and acted all nervous around him

Whoever put this is high on drugs.

18 Lemmy Koopa x Iggy Koopa
19 Mario x Pauline

This one needs to die in a fire. I don't give a crap if you people like this, but I hate it. That's that.

I also like this one. They were the original couple, after all.

But Pauline is Mario's mother, or so the theories go...

I like this one a lot. In fact I love it!

20 Luigi × Rosalina

Though Luigi X Daisy makes more sense, I do love this couple as well because they have very similar personalities and it makes sense since Luigi has shown interest in her a couple times.

This one isn't bad. I actually ship it a lot, though Daisy and Luigi is also a good couple.
And by the way, Luigi has shown in the Galaxy games that he thinks very highly of Rosalina.

This one ain't bad at all in fact Luigi is better off with her than that mean, self-centered, bratty, poser daisy!

There has been no signs of these two being romantically intrested in each other.

21 Peach x Haru

In "The Great Mission To Rescue Princess Peach", an anime movie that (for better or worse) was never released outside Japan but fansubs are available if you know where to look, after Mario had gone through all the trouble of saving Peach and even received the traditional kiss on the nose from her, it turned out the dog that had been following him around was actually this human prince, Haru, who'd been under some kind of curse or something. He also happened to be Peach's husband, whom she had not mentioned until mere seconds before he regained his human form and of course hasn't been seen or alluded to in any "Mario" related media since. So at least Nintendo got the hint.

22 Luigi x Daisy

People only wanna pair this couple together because they're both supposedly the "sidekicks" to Mario and Peach. Other than that, their compatibility is not that great. Guys, you don't have to force people together. Let rumors stay rumors.

This couple is cute and makes sense honestly, I don't know why I hated it so much when I was younger. They're polar opposites, but that actually makes the couple quite cute cause Daisy loves to mess with Luigi and stuff.

The fans who ship this are rude. This couple has never been confirmed and times have changed so anything could happen.

If you people are gonna spam/hate someone just for having a different opinion, that's already acting like Daisy.

23 Shy Guy x Wiggler
24 Mario x Bowser

PEOPLE. Gay, bestiality, and complete rivals.

Mario Twilight with Smg4 enough said.

I hate this one it...it... I don't know its just horrible and their RIVALS! people these days...

25 Bowser Jr. x Toadette

What the hell

Oh man where do I began with this, Bowser Jr is nothing but a annoying cry baby, supermariologan is the reason why I hate him, What's make this more nonsense is that they are not friends, they are enemies, toadette is a part of the mushroom kingdom and Bowser jr is a part of the Bowser's castle, so why do people make them hanging out together (i'm sorry yall but I can't stand this ship), who though this was a good idea, toad and toadette are a part of Mario, they are friends, not siblings (even Nintendo knows that!) and they are in love (not jr because she do not like him in the Mario universe they are fighting in nsmbud and smm2), that's why toad x toadette is a better ship than Bowser jr x toadette, now let's talk about jr from the horrible channel that ruins somes characters that I like SUPERMARIOLOGAN, first of all he is a annoying brat who plays with toys yelling att that he want something or doing it himself (now this is things where I'm starting to get mad at this) EVEN IN THIS ...more

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