Worst Mario Kart 7 Characters

The Top Ten

1 Honey Queen Honey Queen

Why do you all people hate my favorite character? The new characters in Mario Kart 7 suck? SUCK?! Really, people. Lakitu has the best acceleration and Metal Mario and the massive insects are speedy. I would never and I mean NEVER fire the staff member who made Honey Queen. And hello, whoever said that nobody likes her, picks her, and knows who she is, you people are a worthless piece of crap.

Why do you want any RPG character like Fawful in the game instead of Honey Queen? What the heck is wrong with you people? Fawful is a briny stink blob when Honey Queen is royalty. Fawful is exploitive while Honey Queen is authentic. Fawful is a mean guffaw while Honey Queen is kind and cute. Fawful is a jerk while Honey Queen is a great hero. I would love to say some characters that shouldn't be on this list: Honey Queen, Metal Mario, Wiggler, Lakitu, Daisy, Yoshi, Mario, Shy Guy, Rosalina. They are not horrible! They are awesome!

Just a fat ugly old bee.

I want to punch whoever put Honey Queen in this list! You people are just weak fools! Waluigi is a lanky Jewel thief while Honey Queen is a great hero! Waluigi is an idiot while Honey Queen is a speedy character! Waluigi is mean, Honey Queen is kind! Waluigi is a dangerous bomb, Honey Queen is royalty! Stop saying Waluigi should replace Honey Queen, you moron! You should be happy that there is an extra female character! YOU STILL SUCK HQ HATERS AND ALL OF YOU DESERVE QUINTILLION THUMBS-DOWNS! Honey Queen deserves a lower ranking on this list!

Honey Queen is not rude, weak, bossy, cheesy, cranky, horrible, and a piece of crap! Waluigi and all of you are! I play as Waluigi in Mario Kart Wii and he sucks! I don't care what the thumbs-down quantity will be, but I don't want to see Waluigi in any single hate comment!

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2 Metal Mario Metal Mario

About 3/4 of players I meet online use this idiot. It's because he has the high speed and weight stats but his kart is almost unnoticeably smaller than other "classic" heavyweights who actually deserve to be in the game, like Bowser and Wario. To get technical, the ever-so-slightly smaller hitboxes are a negligible difference that may only come in play if dodging a banana or green shell, where even then it hardly makes a difference. I would rather pick my favorite character over a character who has the slightest of advantages but is annoying and completely unnecessary. It blows my mind to this day why Nintendo chose this random Mario recolor over MKW favorites who actually deserve a character slot such as Funky Kong, Dry Bowser, King Boo and my favorite character of all, WALUIGII! Metal Mario is an eyesore on the road and a serious sign of Nintendo running on fumes with character ideas. 7 is a great game with awesome courses and gameplay, but the character roster is just lazy; only ...more

Why is honey queen higher than a clone? This is the root of clone garbage! I thought people liked new and original characters, but appearently, they hate both new and clones, what? - darthvadern

Metal Mario is a lazy addition. Literally, they recolored Mario, changed the voice and slapped the term "character" on it and send it to the prints.

He so bad he makes the other characters seem REALISTIC... And that is saying something with this series.

There were so many better/more original characters too! Ex: Toadette, King Boo, Petey Pirhana, Birdo, Funky Kong etc.

The most unoriginal addition to the character roster. The Honey Queen may be bad, but Metal Mario is just lazy. Whenever I think about who replaced Waluigi, (a much more relevant character in the franchise) I always choose to blame Metal Mario.

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3 Mii

Why does the mii's voice have to be so annoying

Needs a new voice - N64Dude

If you could change the voice, like in Wii which was by height, I'd be alright

I don’t like the voice of the Mii. Just change that, and Miis in Mario Kart will be neutral with me - KingSlayer93316

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4 Lakitu Lakitu

Lakitu is fine. He’s original - KingSlayer93316

Why does he have to be in the race if he doesn't even deserve to be? I haven't really played Mario Kart 7, but I bet this guy sucks at racing. Hey, Lakitu! Get out of the race track, and go back to picking people up from off the track because you suck!

Lakitu is the important character in Mario kart.

I like lakitu

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5 Princess Daisy Princess Daisy Princess Daisy is a fictional character in the Mario series of video games, in which she is the princess of the fictional region of Sarasaland. ...read more.

Something about her makes me so mad. I hate how sassy and loud she is. - LittleAwesomeApple

Because Waluigi is a REAL filler and unnecessary character.

Daisy is the worst thing ever put on Mario kart 7. Her voice is so annoying. Every time that redheaded idiot opens her mouth, I want to jump into the 3DS XL and strangle that son of a gun

Yep, she is overall a rival with her self-proclaimed boyfriend Waluigi, & thus in this game her rivalry with her own real boyfriend Luigi who is presumably a little bit shorter than Princess Daisy started. Who knew that?!

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6 Blooper Blooper Bloopers (Often Referred To Bloobers Until Paper Mario, Though Blooper was in use beforehand) are Squid-Like creatures that are found in the ocean. They made their first appearance in Super Mario Bros., and various kinds of them have appeared in the Mario games since, normally as enemies. Mario Party ...read more.

Blooper is pretty cool in Mario Party 8, but he is the most useless Mario Kart item - KingSlayer93316

Why is this idiot in this list

Someone despises the easy-to-see-past ink attack. - mattstat716

7 Birdo Birdo Birdo is a dinosaur that is well known for her (or his) confused Gender. It was originally stated that Birdo was a male who believed he was a female, but this was changed in later games. Birdo is commonly referred to as a girl, however, they are in a relationship with Yoshi. Birdo first appeared in ...read more.

She wasn't in seven IDIOT!

She wasn't in seven STUPID!

Birdo wasn't in the Mario Kart 7 development roster! YOU DANG IT! KICK THIS OFF THIS LIST, IDIOT!

Lol who put this? - mattstat716

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8 Princess Peach Princess Peach Princess Peach is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. She is the lead female of the The Mario franchise. She is usually the character who needs saved in most Mario Games, but also has appeared as a playable character in the Main-Series Mario Games, including Super Mario 3D World, Super Mario ...read more.

Princess Peach is a bad, overly cowardly girl who has unfortunately appeared in the most video games out of all other female video game characters in gaming history although she only appeared in about 80 games. Let Daisy & Rosalina take the spotlight. Princess Peach has no reason to have such a silly, overrated hairstyle which looks better on Sonic the Hedgehog.

She is the worst the bad side of daisy has no skill at all you get in last place all the time

Her voice is whiny and she constantly gets kidnapped.

Such a stupid character always hogging up the best characters spot (same goes to daisy)

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9 Toad Toad Toad, known in Japan as Kinopio, is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. He assists Princess Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom and will do whatever it takes to help her. He first appeared in the classic game, USA exclusive Super Mario Bros. 2 for the NES. Since then he has been a reoccurring ...read more.

He is not as retarded as Mario, but he still sounds like a baby! I can't believe my brother likes that guy!

He should be higher up!

He's too light and is constantly knocked off. He also sounds like a baby. Even the mii sounds better, if you ask me

Say ha-ha and you'll regret it, Toad.

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10 Luigi Luigi Luigi is a fictional character featured in video games and related media released by Nintendo. Created by prominent game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger but taller fraternal twin brother of Nintendo's mascot Mario, and appears in many games throughout the Mario ...read more.

So annoying

I like Luigi, but in this game, his voice is honestly really annoying. All the loud "Woahahoaohh" sounds whenever he hits a speed boost or something. That being said, Luigi is still a good character.

Hey, I know his death stare is scary, but you don't have to hate on the guy. #luigilivesmatter

The Contenders

11 Bowser Jr

He isn't even in the game you retards

This baby is a brat he will make his dad do anything like Bowser Jr's the boss.

He isn’t in Mario Kart 7, but I still like playing as Bowser Jr. - KingSlayer93316

Mario Kart 7, Not Mario Kart Wii Dumbasses

12 Rosalina Rosalina Rosalina, known as Rosetta in Japan, is a major character in the Mario Bros . Franchise . She first appeared in the popular Mario Game, Super Mario Galaxy in 2007 for the Nintendo Wii and later returned for the game's sequel in 2010 . Since then, she has been featured in many main-series Mario Games ...read more.

Rosalina is a REAL filler and unnecessary character.

I want Paratroopa too instead of her too! This guy is way more badass than Rosalina. He has got angle wing on his shell, he has got more talent, he has got more you know pizazz. He's the spirit of red Koopa Troopa for crying out loud

She's so annoying. She acts like she's the best. Ok, you were THE BOSS in Mario Kart Wii, but that was then. Plus she replaced Waluigi, I mean Waluigi is always after Wario and Daisy, but now we get teal Peach. - HELLADERE120

Waluigi ALSO acts like he's the best. You want purple Wario instead of Rosalina? - DCfnaf

Rosalina is taking out chances of good Mario Kart Characters to come in. I want Bowser Jr. , Diddy, Paratroopa, Kamek, Hammer Bros, Dry Bones, or Toadette in it instead of her!

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13 Koopa Troopa Koopa Troopa Koopa Troopas, or just simply Koopas, known in Japan as Nokonoko, are a fictional race of turtle or tortoise-like creatures from the Mario series, as well as its sister Yoshi series.

Koopa doesn't suck! He's cute

Salty people. He's been here from the original, hasn't he? - mattstat716

There's got to be a better clone of him out there. They should replace him with the red one. The green one sucks.

Koopa is awesome, he's my main and his voice doesn't stink (a major problem with the characters in MK7)

14 Bowser Bowser Bowser is the main antagonist of the Mario Bros. Franchise. From kidnapping Princess Peach to simply destroying a fun game between Mario and Friends in the Mario Party spinoff series, this king of the Koopas has set up a certain hatred towards himself amongst the large cast of Mario Characters. He first ...read more.

King Bowser is much better than the bossy, super-annoying & very overrated Princess Peach, one of his arch-rivals!

King Bowser vs. Knuckles the Echidna

King Bowser's voice actor: David Holt.

Knuckles the Echidna's voice actor: Ray William Johnson.

Princess Peach is destined for greatness, but she doesn't care to prosper on anything.

What the heck! I use Bowser for Time trials. He's fast for crying out loud!

There's got to be a better clone of him out there. They should substitute him with the bony one. The regular one sucks!

Honey Queen is better than the crap Bowser.

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15 Shy guy Shy guy

If you are Koopa Troopa and are really good, it will always be Shy Guy that aims for you in anything. Mario Kart 7 wasn't that well made in my opinion. Based on which character you choose, a certain other character will always be 2nd. It's still too easy though.

Uh, you guys were complaining about Shy Guy not being in Mario Kart Wii, now you're complaining about him being in Mario Kart 7?

Shy guy, so unstoppable and important character in any kart series. You can use him in the cloud 9 to unlock any gold parts.

I hate Shy Guy, but that is just my opinion.

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16 Donkey Kong Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981. It is an early example of the platform game genre, as the gameplay focuses on maneuvering the main character across a series of platforms while dodging and jumping over obstacles.

He wasn't replaced by Diddy Kong during the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games!

He shouldn't have a relationship w/ male power-based Olympic athletes from the Sonic franchise.

17 Mario Mario Mario is the main character in the Mario Bros. Franchise, who was created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario Game, including spinoff series, as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super ...read more.

Mario is good! He's not bad!

He might be the main character, but that little italian weirdo scars any child for life! I mean just look at that 'stach!

Lakitu needs to show how masculine he is in Erwin's Stronghold.

Mario needed to make a cameo in Kirby: Squeak Squad & Kirby: Mass Atack & even the Legend of Zelda games on the 3DS.

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18 Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi, once romanized as Yossy, is a fictional anthropomorphic dinosaur who appears in video games published by Nintendo. He is most known for his appearances in the Yoshi and Mario franchises.

Okay, you can all stop raging because a Yoshi stole your place and made you fall behind. Seriously, who doesn't want to hug this cute thing?

Yoshi could be voiced by Shaffer Smith aka Ne-Yo himself. Also, Yoshi is average.

Hey idiots, stop defending this guy just because he is "adorable"! He is not adorable, and he is OVERRATED AS HELL! He's ALWAYS the person to be put in the top Mario Kart characters! Stop being so butthurt about a little VIDEO GAME CHARACTER! THIS GENERATION IS messED UP!

And you yourself are messed up for being so salty over a fictional character in a racing game. Get over your ego. - mattstat716

Why is Yoshi on here? What is the matter with you guys? He is a kind protagonist! TAKE HIM OFF THIS LIST!

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19 Baby Mario Baby Mario
20 Wario Wario Wario is a character in Nintendo's Mario series who was originally designed as an antagonist to Mario. His motives are driven by greed and he will take the side of whoever will give him the most pay. Although he may seem like just a mean man with no heart, he does have a very tragic past.

HE WASTED AN UNLOCKABLE CHARACTER SPOT! HOW CAN YOU NOT GO "Ooh, yay! I unlocked a fat man who likes garlic and just replaced WAHluigi" Man Nintendo, he shoulda been default

He's a fat slob!

He has a sweet drink addictive! He is #3, not Honey Queen Bee!

In Mario kart, Wario ALWAYS causing me trouble!

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21 Wiggler Wiggler

I can't use him in Mario Kart 7 because his four arms flail about as he drives and his ridiculous height blocks my view of the road. And he an obstacle... Not a character!

He is the only character who gets hacked off and turns red whenever he gets hit by any weapon or enemy. Arms never touch the kart. Rather king boo/dry bones/waluigi instead of him.

Honey Queen Bee and Metal Mario may be worse, but Wiggler is the only character whose arms flail whenever he drives any kart.

Aww! Not nice! Wiggler is a good character! If Koopa Troopa, Dry Bones, and Shy Guy all being enemies can go karting, why can't Wiggler? Wiggler is never in the spotlight so much. Give him a break!

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22 Waluigi Waluigi Waluigi is a selfish, greedy man who works closely with the infamous Wario. He is Luigi's rival and is known as the opposite of him. Waluigi first appeared in the Gameboy Color game, Mario Tennis as Wario's partner. He has appeared in every Mario Tennis game since, still remaining as Wario's partner. ...read more.

He’s not in MK7. Bet this was added to piss Waluigi fans off though - KingSlayer93316

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