Worst Mario Kart 7 Characters
The Top Ten
Why do you all people hate my favorite character? The new characters in Mario Kart 7 suck? SUCK?! Really, people. Lakitu has the best acceleration and Metal Mario and the massive insects are speedy. I would never and I mean NEVER fire the staff member who made Honey Queen. And hello, whoever said that nobody likes her, picks her, and knows who she is, you people are a worthless piece of crap.
Why do you want any RPG character like Fawful in the game instead of Honey Queen? What the heck is wrong with you people? Fawful is a briny stink blob when Honey Queen is royalty. Fawful is exploitive while Honey Queen is authentic. Fawful is a mean guffaw while Honey Queen is kind and cute. Fawful is a jerk while Honey Queen is a great hero. I would love to say some characters that shouldn't be on this list: Honey Queen, Metal Mario, Wiggler, Lakitu, Daisy, Yoshi, Mario, Shy Guy, Rosalina. They are not horrible! They are awesome!
I cannot think of any valid reason of why nobody likes Honey Queen. Most people think like an idiot by saying that they hate her because she replaced Waluigi, but Metal Mario was the guy who replaced Waluigi because there was some random comic strip saying that Metal Mario replaced Waluigi. They hate her because she sucks, but she has the best speed. So, take her off this list.
I want to punch whoever put Honey Queen in this list! You people are just weak fools! Waluigi is a lanky Jewel thief while Honey Queen is a great hero! Waluigi is an idiot while Honey Queen is a speedy character! Waluigi is mean, Honey Queen is kind! Waluigi is a dangerous bomb, Honey Queen is royalty! Stop saying Waluigi should replace Honey Queen, you moron! You should be happy that there is an extra female character! YOU STILL SUCK HQ HATERS AND ALL OF YOU DESERVE QUINTILLION THUMBS-DOWNS! Honey Queen deserves a lower ranking on this list!
Honey Queen is an inaproppriate freak! She has you crawl all over her body. that's just gross. And why do so many people hate Metal Mario? He's one of the greatest Mario characters of all time, haters! Metal Mario is a classic character too, he's as old as Super Mario 64 the one's who suck are his cheap knockoffs, Gold Mario and Pink Gold Peach. Screw everyone who calls Metal Mario a trashcan! He's not! He's an awesome Metal Man, and he's invincible too!V 56 Comments
About 3/4 of players I meet online use this idiot. It's because he has the high speed and weight stats but his kart is almost unnoticeably smaller than other "classic" heavyweights who actually deserve to be in the game, like Bowser and Wario. To get technical, the ever-so-slightly smaller hitboxes are a negligible difference that may only come in play if dodging a banana or green shell, where even then it hardly makes a difference. I would rather pick my favorite character over a character who has the slightest of advantages but is annoying and completely unnecessary. It blows my mind to this day why Nintendo chose this random Mario recolor over MKW favorites who actually deserve a character slot such as Funky Kong, Dry Bowser, King Boo and my favorite character of all, WALUIGII! Metal Mario is an eyesore on the road and a serious sign of Nintendo running on fumes with character ideas. 7 is a great game with awesome courses and gameplay, but the character roster is just lazy; only ...more
Metal Mario is a lazy addition. Literally, they recolored Mario, changed the voice and slapped the term "character" on it and send it to the prints.
He so bad he makes the other characters seem REALISTIC... And that is saying something with this series.
There were so many better/more original characters too! Ex: Toadette, King Boo, Petey Pirhana, Birdo, Funky Kong etc.
The most unoriginal addition to the character roster. The Honey Queen may be bad, but Metal Mario is just lazy. Whenever I think about who replaced Waluigi, (a much more relevant character in the franchise) I always choose to blame Metal Mario.
Mario called. He wants his dignity back.V 30 Comments
Why does the mii's voice have to be so annoying
Needs a new voice - N64Dude
If you could change the voice, like in Wii which was by height, I'd be alright
What is it,ugly,useless looks like a toy? A miiV 6 Comments
Why does he have to be in the race if he doesn't even deserve to be? I haven't really played Mario Kart 7, but I bet this guy sucks at racing. Hey, Lakitu! Get out of the race track, and go back to picking people up from off the track because you suck!
Lakitu is the important character in Mario kart.
Doesn't he have a job?
I like lakituV 7 Comments
Why is this idiot in this list
Someone despises the easy-to-see-past ink attack. - mattstat716
Yep, she is overall a rival with her self-proclaimed boyfriend Waluigi, & thus in this game her rivalry with her own real boyfriend Luigi who is presumably a little bit shorter than Princess Daisy started. Who knew that?!
Because Waluigi is a REAL filler and unnecessary character.
You Know you are talking about a Nintendo girl
STOP GET SOMEONE HELP DAISY IS MY FAVE STOP HATING FOR STUPID REASON IT REALLY PISSSES ME OFF WHEN PEOPLE CALL HER A PEACH CLONE! IV 11 Comments
She wasn't in seven STUPID!
Birdo wasn't in the Mario Kart 7 development roster! YOU DANG IT! KICK THIS OFF THIS LIST, IDIOT!
Lol who put this? - mattstat716
She isn't in the game, but the person who put this on the list isn't necessarily an idiot. - Mariomaster63V 6 Comments
I like Luigi, but in this game, his voice is honestly really annoying. All the loud "Woahahoaohh" sounds whenever he hits a speed boost or something. That being said, Luigi is still a good character.
Hey, I know his death stare is scary, but you don't have to hate on the guy. #luigilivesmatter
Princess Peach is a bad, overly cowardly girl who has unfortunately appeared in the most video games out of all other female video game characters in gaming history although she only appeared in about 80 games. Let Daisy & Rosalina take the spotlight. Princess Peach has no reason to have such a silly, overrated hairstyle which looks better on Sonic the Hedgehog.
She is the worst the bad side of daisy has no skill at all you get in last place all the time
Her voice is whiny and she constantly gets kidnapped.
OK she is very annoying and aggressive I hate HER!V 8 Comments
He isn't even in the game you retards
This baby is a brat he will make his dad do anything like Bowser Jr's the boss.
Koopa doesn't suck! He's cute
Salty people. He's been here from the original, hasn't he? - mattstat716
There's got to be a better clone of him out there. They should replace him with the red one. The green one sucks.
Koopa is awesome, he's my main and his voice doesn't stink (a major problem with the characters in MK7)
If you are Koopa Troopa and are really good, it will always be Shy Guy that aims for you in anything. Mario Kart 7 wasn't that well made in my opinion. Based on which character you choose, a certain other character will always be 2nd. It's still too easy though.
Uh, you guys were complaining about Shy Guy not being in Mario Kart Wii, now you're complaining about him being in Mario Kart 7?
Shy guy, so unstoppable and important character in any kart series. You can use him in the cloud 9 to unlock any gold parts.
I hate Shy Guy, but that is just my opinion.V 2 Comments
He is not as retarded as Mario, but he still sounds like a baby! I can't believe my brother likes that guy!
He should be higher up!
He's too light and is constantly knocked off. He also sounds like a baby. Even the mii sounds better, if you ask me
Toad is the seventh worst Mario Kart character of all time! I hate him, he is a coward!V 6 Comments
I want Paratroopa too instead of her too! This guy is way more badass than Rosalina. He has got angle wing on his shell, he has got more talent, he has got more you know pizazz. He's the spirit of red Koopa Troopa for crying out loud
She's so annoying. She acts like she's the best. Ok, you were THE BOSS in Mario Kart Wii, but that was then. Plus she replaced Waluigi, I mean Waluigi is always after Wario and Daisy, but now we get teal Peach. - HELLADERE120
Waluigi ALSO acts like he's the best. You want purple Wario instead of Rosalina? - DCfnaf
Rosalina is taking out chances of good Mario Kart Characters to come in. I want Bowser Jr. , Diddy, Paratroopa, Kamek, Hammer Bros, Dry Bones, or Toadette in it instead of her!
Lol, no one even used her online in MK7.V 21 Comments
He wasn't replaced by Diddy Kong during the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games!
He shouldn't have a relationship w/ male power-based Olympic athletes from the Sonic franchise.
Okay, you can all stop raging because a Yoshi stole your place and made you fall behind. Seriously, who doesn't want to hug this cute thing?
Yoshi could be voiced by Shaffer Smith aka Ne-Yo himself. Also, Yoshi is average.
Hey idiots, stop defending this guy just because he is "adorable"! He is not adorable, and he is OVERRATED AS HELL! He's ALWAYS the person to be put in the top Mario Kart characters! Stop being so butthurt about a little VIDEO GAME CHARACTER! THIS GENERATION IS messED UP!
And you yourself are messed up for being so salty over a fictional character in a racing game. Get over your ego. - mattstat716
Come on, cut him some slack. It's gotta be pretty damn hard to drive with his nose, even though he's way better at it than any of you could be. #YoshiLivesMatterV 7 Comments
King Bowser is much better than the bossy, super-annoying & very overrated Princess Peach, one of his arch-rivals!
King Bowser vs. Knuckles the Echidna
King Bowser's voice actor: David Holt.
Knuckles the Echidna's voice actor: Ray William Johnson.
Princess Peach is destined for greatness, but she doesn't care to prosper on anything.
What the heck! I use Bowser for Time trials. He's fast for crying out loud!
There's got to be a better clone of him out there. They should substitute him with the bony one. The regular one sucks!
Honey queen is better than bowser? You disgust me.
Bowser was in the original mario kart, so you need to quit bitching. - mattstat716
He's a fat slob!
He has a sweet drink addictive! He is #3, not Honey Queen Bee!
In Mario kart, Wario ALWAYS causing me trouble!
Wario is the thrid best Mario Kart character of all time!V 4 Comments
Mario is good! He's not bad!
He might be the main character, but that little italian weirdo scars any child for life! I mean just look at that 'stach!
Lakitu needs to show how masculine he is in Erwin's Stronghold.
TAKE HIM OFF THIS LIST, YOU RUFIANS!V 1 Comment
I can't use him in Mario Kart 7 because his four arms flail about as he drives and his ridiculous height blocks my view of the road. And he an obstacle... Not a character!
He is the only character who gets hacked off and turns red whenever he gets hit by any weapon or enemy. Arms never touch the kart. Rather king boo/dry bones/waluigi instead of him.
Honey Queen Bee and Metal Mario may be worse, but Wiggler is the only character whose arms flail whenever he drives any kart.
Aww! Not nice! Wiggler is a good character! If Koopa Troopa, Dry Bones, and Shy Guy all being enemies can go karting, why can't Wiggler? Wiggler is never in the spotlight so much. Give him a break!V 6 Comments
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