Worst Mario Kart 7 Characters

The Top Ten
1 Honey Queen Honey Queen (better known in Super Mario Galaxy as Queen Bee) is the queen of all the honeybees who is a very large bee and always talks nosism. She appears in both of the Super Mario Galaxy games, where she rules over all the honeybees in three different galaxies, and in Mario Kart 7 where she appears as a heavyweight unlockable driver.

Why do you all people hate my favorite character? The new characters in Mario Kart 7 suck? SUCK?! Really, people. Lakitu has the best acceleration and Metal Mario and the massive insects are speedy. I would never and I mean NEVER fire the staff member who made Honey Queen. And hello, whoever said that nobody likes her, picks her, and knows who she is, you people are a worthless piece of crap.

Why do you want any RPG character like Fawful in the game instead of Honey Queen? What the heck is wrong with you people? Fawful is a briny stink blob when Honey Queen is royalty. Fawful is exploitive while Honey Queen is authentic. Fawful is a mean guffaw while Honey Queen is kind and cute. Fawful is a jerk while Honey Queen is a great hero. I would love to say some characters that shouldn't be on this list: Honey Queen, Metal Mario, Wiggler, Lakitu, Daisy, Yoshi, Mario, Shy Guy, Rosalina. They are not horrible! They are awesome!

2 Metal Mario Metal Mario is a character that appears in both the Mario series and the Super Smash Bros, where he made his first appearance in the Nintendo 64 version. He's pretty similar to Mario when using a Metal Cap, but instead of being a transformation, Metal Mario is his own character.

About 3/4 of players I meet online use this idiot. It's because he has the high speed and weight stats but his kart is almost unnoticeably smaller than other "classic" heavyweights who actually deserve to be in the game, like Bowser and Wario. To get technical, the ever-so-slightly smaller hitboxes are a negligible difference that may only come in play if dodging a banana or green shell, where even then it hardly makes a difference. I would rather pick my favorite character over a character who has the slightest of advantages but is annoying and completely unnecessary. It blows my mind to this day why Nintendo chose this random Mario recolor over MKW favorites who actually deserve a character slot such as Funky Kong, Dry Bowser, King Boo and my favorite character of all, WALUIGII! Metal Mario is an eyesore on the road and a serious sign of Nintendo running on fumes with character ideas. 7 is a great game with awesome courses and gameplay, but the character roster is just lazy; only ...more

This dude just gets on my dang nerve to the extremely danger zone. I bet here are the people who planned MK7.
Assistant 1: Wouldn't it be so cool if we made a character that was from a previous power up.

Assistant 2: That would be EPIC. Imagine how much people would be happy!

Well to me, more like unhappy. Besides Metal Mario took good characters that were in previous games. And last thing: Metal Mario had WAY, I mean WAY too much combos to make him good.

Metal Mario is a lazy addition. Literally, they recolored Mario, changed the voice and slapped the term "character" on it and send it to the prints.

He so bad he makes the other characters seem REALISTIC... And that is saying something with this series.

There were so many better/more original characters too! Ex: Toadette, King Boo, Petey Pirhana, Birdo, Funky Kong etc.

The most unoriginal addition to the character roster. The Honey Queen may be bad, but Metal Mario is just lazy. Whenever I think about who replaced Waluigi, (a much more relevant character in the franchise) I always choose to blame Metal Mario.

3 Mii

The Mii has an U-G-L-Y voice! The Mii's voice sucks in Mario Kart and New Super Mario bros. U! The Mii is cool in Super Smash bros. for Wii U because it has NO voice AT ALL! From now on, the Mii should never have a voice again, unless it actually has a believable, realistic voice!

If you could change the voice, like in Wii which was by height, I'd be alright

I like playing as my Mii, but I'm not a big fan of the Mii's voice.

Why does the mii's voice have to be so annoying

4 Lakitu Lakitu, known in Japan as Jugem, is a fictional flying character in the Mario franchise. Created by Shigeru Miyamoto, it first appeared in the Nintendo Entertainment System video game Super Mario Bros., where it dropped enemies called Spinies on the stage.

Why does he have to be in the race if he doesn't even deserve to be? I haven't really played Mario Kart 7, but I bet this guy sucks at racing. Hey, Lakitu! Get out of the race track, and go back to picking people up from off the track because you suck!

Lakitu, stop racing and change your shell color back to green and do your regular job, please?

That is impossible for Lakitu to have 2 simultaneous roles as a racer and a coach.

Lakitu is the important character in Mario kart.

5 Princess Daisy Princess Daisy is a fictional character in the Mario series of video games, in which she is the princess of the fictional region of Sarasaland.

Daisy debuted in Super Mario Land in 1989, after few other appearances she disappeared for nine years until she was brought back in Mario Tennis (2000).

Daisy is known for being a tomboy especially compared to Princess Peach and Rosalina and... read more

Yep, she is overall a rival with her self-proclaimed boyfriend Waluigi, & thus in this game her rivalry with her own real boyfriend Luigi who is presumably a little bit shorter than Princess Daisy started. Who knew that?!

Daisy is the worst thing ever put on Mario kart 7. Her voice is so annoying. Every time that redheaded idiot opens her mouth, I want to jump into the 3DS XL and strangle that son of a gun

Daisy's loud voice makes me want to jump into the 3ds and remove her. I don't have a 3ds or MK7 but if I do, Daisy needs to shut up!

6 Blooper Bloopers (Often Referred To Bloobers Until Paper Mario, Though Blooper was in use beforehand) are Squid-Like creatures that are found in the ocean. They made their first appearance in Super Mario Bros., and various kinds of them have appeared in the Mario games since, normally as enemies. Mario Party 8 was the first game to feature blooper as a playable character. Bloopers come in different sizes and colors, though the original variety shown in super Mario Bros is white.

Blooper is pretty cool in Mario Party 8, but he is the most useless Mario Kart item

Why is this idiot in this list

7 Luigi Luigi, originally a palette swap of Mario named Green Mario, is a major character featured in video games and related media released by Nintendo. Created by prominent game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger, taller fraternal twin brother of Nintendo's unofficial mascot Mario, and appears in many games throughout the Super Mario franchise, often as a sidekick to his... read more

I like Luigi, but in this game, his voice is honestly really annoying. All the loud "Woahahoaohh" sounds whenever he hits a speed boost or something. That being said, Luigi is still a good character.

Hey, I know his death stare is scary, but you don't have to hate on the guy. #luigilivesmatter

8 Princess Peach Princess Peach is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. She is the lead female of the The Mario franchise. She is usually the character who needs saved in most Mario Games, but also has appeared as a playable character in the Main-Series Mario Games, including Super Mario 3D World, Super Mario ...read more.

Princess Peach is a bad, overly cowardly girl who has unfortunately appeared in the most video games out of all other female video game characters in gaming history although she only appeared in about 80 games. Let Daisy & Rosalina take the spotlight. Princess Peach has no reason to have such a silly, overrated hairstyle which looks better on Sonic the Hedgehog.

Princess stinks b/c like every game she gets kidnaped by browser and Mario and luigi has to save princess peach

She is the worst the bad side of daisy has no skill at all you get in last place all the time

Such a stupid character always hogging up the best characters spot (same goes to daisy)

9 Toad Toad, known in Japan as Kinopio, is a major character in the Mario Bros. franchise. He assists Princess Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom and will do whatever it takes to help her. He first appeared in the classic game, Super Mario Bros. after being kidnapped by Bowser and his minions. Since then he has ...read more.

He's too light and is constantly knocked off. He also sounds like a baby. Even the mii sounds better, if you ask me

He is not as retarded as Mario, but he still sounds like a baby! I can't believe my brother likes that guy!

This mushroom brat always scream like a two year old as if he's gone wild. he should be in.. Perhaps #2? Dunno. but he's sure ANNOYING

Toad is the seventh worst Mario Kart character of all time! I hate him, he is a coward!

10 Koopa Troopa Koopa Troopas, or just simply Koopas, known in Japan as Nokonoko, are a fictional race of turtle-like creatures from the Mario series, as well as its sister Yoshi series. They most often appear as common ground enemies.

There's got to be a better clone of him out there. They should replace him with the red one. The green one sucks.

Koopa does suck. It's no wonder Mario Kart DS was better, because they completely replaced Koopa with my main Dry Bones.

Koopa is awesome, he's my main and his voice doesn't stink (a major problem with the characters in MK7)

Koopa doesn't suck! He's cute

The Contenders
11 Shy guy Shy Guys are an enemy from the Mario and Yoshi series that have been seen in many games, and they are masked because of their shyness.

If you are Koopa Troopa and are really good, it will always be Shy Guy that aims for you in anything. Mario Kart 7 wasn't that well made in my opinion. Based on which character you choose, a certain other character will always be 2nd. It's still too easy though.

Uh, you guys were complaining about Shy Guy not being in Mario Kart Wii, now you're complaining about him being in Mario Kart 7?

Shy guy, so unstoppable and important character in any kart series. You can use him in the cloud 9 to unlock any gold parts.

He must replace metal characters, babies, and koopalings, and he must open the door for the Kong Country characters.

12 Rosalina Rosalina, known as Rosetta in Japan, is a major character in the Mario Franchise created by Nintendo. She first appeared in the 2007 Mario Game, Super Mario Galaxy for the Nintendo Wii and later returned for the game's sequel in 2010. Since then, she has been featured in many main-series Mario Games and many spinoffs. She has appeared as a playable character in Super Mario 3D World for the Nintendo Wii U in 2013 and is a playable character in the Mario Kart series and Mario Party series. She also has come into Super Smash Bros. for Wii U/3DS as a part of the large character roster.

I want Paratroopa too instead of her too! This guy is way more badass than Rosalina. He has got angle wing on his shell, he has got more talent, he has got more you know pizazz. He's the spirit of red Koopa Troopa for crying out loud

She's so annoying. She acts like she's the best. Ok, you were THE BOSS in Mario Kart Wii, but that was then. Plus she replaced Waluigi, I mean Waluigi is always after Wario and Daisy, but now we get teal Peach.

I hate Rosalina so much! In any game she is bad! Rosalina should stay in outer space instead of racing! They could've added some worthy character like Waluigi or Toadette!

Rosalina is taking out chances of good Mario Kart Characters to come in. I want Bowser Jr. , Diddy, Paratroopa, Kamek, Hammer Bros, Dry Bones, or Toadette in it instead of her!

13 Bowser Bowser is the main antagonist of the Mario Bros. Franchise. From kidnapping Princess Peach to simply destroying a fun game between Mario and Friends in the Mario Party spinoff series, this king of the Koopas has set up a certain hatred towards himself amongst the large cast of Mario Characters. He first ...read more.

King Bowser is much better than the bossy, super-annoying & very overrated Princess Peach, one of his arch-rivals!

King Bowser vs. Knuckles the Echidna

King Bowser's voice actor: David Holt.

Knuckles the Echidna's voice actor: Ray William Johnson.

Princess Peach is destined for greatness, but she doesn't care to prosper on anything.

UGH...
When anyone makes a comment about Bowser, it's always weight or douchebaggery.
First off, he's slower, he's heavier, deal with it. He can knock people off easier, that's why he seems 'evil. ' His design is based on knocking you off the stage! Seriously, play as Bowser, knock Mario into lava, smile.

There's got to be a better clone of him out there. They should substitute him with the bony one. The regular one sucks!

What the heck! I use Bowser for Time trials. He's fast for crying out loud!

14 Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981. It is an early example of the platform game genre, as the gameplay focuses on maneuvering the main character across a series of platforms while dodging and jumping over obstacles.

He wasn't replaced by Diddy Kong during the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games!

He shouldn't have a relationship w/ male power-based Olympic athletes from the Sonic franchise.

15 Yoshi Yoshi, once romanized as Yossy, is a fictional anthropomorphic dinosaur who appears in video games published by Nintendo. Often appearing as a sidekick and helper to Mario, Yoshi is most known for his appearances in the Yoshi's Island and the Super Mario franchises.

Hey idiots, stop defending this guy just because he is "adorable"! He is not adorable, and he is OVERRATED AS HELL! He's ALWAYS the person to be put in the top Mario Kart characters! Stop being so butthurt about a little VIDEO GAME CHARACTER! THIS GENERATION IS messED UP!

Had no reason whatsoever to be in Mario Kart 7, and my favorite Mario Kart game is Super Mario Kart tying with Mario Kart 64 and Mario Kart: Super Circuit and even the Mario Kart Arcade GP series.

Okay, you can all stop raging because a Yoshi stole your place and made you fall behind. Seriously, who doesn't want to hug this cute thing?

Come on, cut him some slack. It's gotta be pretty damn hard to drive with his nose, even though he's way better at it than any of you could be. #YoshiLivesMatter

16 Mario Mario, originally named Jumpman, is the main character of the Super Mario Bros. franchise, created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario game, including games in spin-off series as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super Luigi U, Luigi's Mansion games, Yoshi's Island games, and similar counterparts. He is the most iconic character in video game history and is Nintendo's unofficial mascot. His franchise has grown to be the most successful video game franchise of all time.

He might be the main character, but that little italian weirdo scars any child for life! I mean just look at that 'stach!

Mario needed to make a cameo in Kirby: Squeak Squad & Kirby: Mass Atack & even the Legend of Zelda games on the 3DS.

Lakitu needs to show how masculine he is in Erwin's Stronghold.

Mario is good! He's not bad!

17 Wario Wario is a character in Nintendo's Mario series who was originally designed as an antagonist to Mario. His motives are driven by greed and he will take the side of whoever will give him the most pay. Although he may seem like just a mean man with no heart, he does have a very tragic past.

HE WASTED AN UNLOCKABLE CHARACTER SPOT! HOW CAN YOU NOT GO "Ooh, yay! I unlocked a fat man who likes garlic and just replaced WAHluigi" Man Nintendo, he shoulda been default

Wario was an unlockable character because Nintendo couldn't stand his kart farts in Mario Kart Wii.

He has a sweet drink addictive! He is #3, not Honey Queen Bee!

Kamek must take his place. Wario is a grand pain.

18 Wiggler Wigglers are a species of caterpillar in the Mario franchise. They have a segmented body and comically large nose and are yellow slowly moving when happy, but turn red and run angrily very quickly if they get jumped on

He is the only character who gets hacked off and turns red whenever he gets hit by any weapon or enemy. Arms never touch the kart. Rather king boo/dry bones/waluigi instead of him.

A giant worm that looks constipated when he gets hit by anything, with a little flower on his head. I don't get how he can drive(or have gotten a driving license) along with most other characters.

I can't use him in Mario Kart 7 because his four arms flail about as he drives and his ridiculous height blocks my view of the road. And he an obstacle... Not a character!

Aww! Not nice! Wiggler is a good character! If Koopa Troopa, Dry Bones, and Shy Guy all being enemies can go karting, why can't Wiggler? Wiggler is never in the spotlight so much. Give him a break!

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