Top 10 Worst Mario Kart 8 CharactersHakros323
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Nintendo could've chosen ANY Mario character like Honey Queen, Kamek, Nabbit, Lanky Kong, Dry Bones, King Boo, Swanky, Cranky, Funky, or Dixie Kong for Mario Kart 8, but instead just settled on a stupid clone of a stupid character. Pink Gold Peach is just an exploit of Peach, was in Mario Kart 8 for no particular credit and, as mentioned, they could have chosen ANY Mario character like Tiny Kong from a previous game instead of a clone! It's not like Nintendo was running out of ideas or anything! They had plenty ideas for Mario Kart characters like Diddy Kong! But just gave us THIS IDIOT to this game! YOU ROCK PINK GOLD PEACH HATERS! Bring back Honey Queen or someone who is NOT that dumb moron to Mario Kart 9! End of rant!
How is Bone-Dry Dunes a new track in Mario Kart 8 without Dry Bones? Pink Gold Peach was a pathetic character to add on to Mario Kart 8's roster. Fire the Mario Kart 8 director for coming up with her, Nintendo. Nobody likes her, picks her, and knows who she is. I don't have a favorite character because the Mario Kart 8 boss disposed normal characters like Bowser Jr. , Dixie Kong, Wiggler, Dry Bones, Funky Kong, Dry Bones, Birdo, Honey Queen, Tiny Kong, Petey Piranha, and Paratroopa with rubbish individuals like the 5 babies, metal characters, and animal clones of Mario and Peach. King Boo is better than the 9 clones. Dry Bones should replace Pink Gold Peach. Pink Gold Peach is the reason why Mario Kart 8's roster is totally garbage!
Bone Dry Dunes is insulting to every Dry Bowser fan out there. This course represents Dry Bowser, and yet we was not a playable character until DLC 2. (You brought in Pink Gold Peach? Pink Gold IRRELEVANT! I can't stand that stupid character! ) - DCfnaf
Mario Kart 8 was a great game, but we didn't need a character that has no history or a right to exist. Waluigi was made to be a partner for Wario in Mario Tennis, and it worked. Toadette was a partner for Toad in Mario Kart: Double Dash, and again, it worked. But with Baby Daisy, Baby Rosalina and Pink Gold Peach, it doesn't work here. They had no right to exist and had no history in any games other than Mario Kart, the former being in two Mario Kart games. Could have had good characters like Diddy Kong, Funky Kong, Bowser Jr., Dry Bones, Birdo and King Boo, but unfortunately, Pink Gold Peach is the final nail in the coffin. Only played as her twice. Once to get the stamp and the 2nd time as a joke. - dbret12
So... Mario has a relationship with Peach. RIGHT? So Miyamoto thought to himself, "Hey! If Mario has a girlfriend, Then why doesn't Metal Mario have one? " And that's how this abomination was created, and NOBODY LIKED HER! Nintendo could have replaced her with anything! Even a POTTED PLANT would be fine for me (ok, maybe the plant is a bit far fetched) But the point is that this is a bland character choice a.k.a PG Peach is a heavier version of peach! Ok. Maybe Metal Mario is like that but at least Metal was in the games! Overall this is a bland character and a random choice. Why didn't characters like Magikoopa or Petey Piranha join the roster?V 147 Comments
Individuals/consoles veterans in Bowser Jr, Diddy or King Boo? Nope. Now we have 3 nearly identical princess babies.
Baby rosalina and baby daisy are absolutely pointless characters. They weren't in partners in time so they make absolutely no sense at where they come from. Baby daisy wasnt even created in a Mario tennis game as a doubles partner for peach which would have made sense as well. No. They just made these to expand the roster. They could have included characters like diddy or dixie kong, king boo, or even Bowser jr for this game. Heck they could have even included baby wario or baby Bowser from partners in time instead of these senseless characters. Next in Mario kart 9, metal luigi and baby waluigi!
A new baby version of Rosalina. Lame. Rosalina is like a thousand times cooler than her. Baby Rosalina is like the most mature in all of the babies. What's next, baby Wario? Ha! Probably it's never gonna happen.
Another baby,in the future there is probably going to be baby birdo,baby waluigi,baby dry bowser and possibly baby PINK GOLD PEACH NO BODY WANTS THAT!V 36 Comments
Get the clones and Link's ass out of here and replace them with Honey Queen, Petey Piranha, Dry Bones, King Boo, Diddy Kong, Funky Kong, Dixie Kong, Kamek, Dry Bowser, and Paratroopa. Plus, she stole Shy Guy's spot in Mario Kart Wii.
Get the Villager and Isabelle out of here too! I still understand their presence, but COME ON! - DCfnaf
She can't race Daisy! She is Daisy! Plus, she is worse than Honey Queen. I rather Kamek as a character. Nobody likes Baby Daisy! Terrible Shy Guy replacement in Mario Kart Wii! Terrible clone of Daisy! If you play as her with any combination, you are typically gonna lose kart or bike control in hard courses like Sweet Sweet Canyon or Dolphin Shoals.
Oh she is just not terrible, we just don't need so many separate alternate versions of characters that deserve to be loved. I know ever since I knew Rosalina, I liked her, but Baby Rosalina? Such pointless idea to only create her for a spin-off that we are starting to hate. Whatever I just said about Baby whatever her name is also goes to Baby Daisy.
Don't say ass or God will kill you.
READ THE BIBLE!
We already have enough versions of Mario and Peach, Nintendo. We didn't want baby versions, metal versions, and heck, the power-ups were just dumb! In the next Mario Kart season, give us some crossover characters like Sonic, Pikachu, or Pokemon. If not, give us something like Nabbit, Kamek, Dixie/Funky/Diddy/Tiny Kong, Honey Queen, Dry Bones, King Boo, Boom Boom, Petey Piranha, Wiggler, Professor E Gadd, something we want! Not just clone versions of Mario and Peach! We don't want Green Bronze Luigi, either!
Better characters that did not appear in Mario Kart 8:
You could choose one of these characters. But NO, we end up with a torpid animal clone of Peach that is dull and has no history!
If Funky Kong, Diddy Kong, Dry bones, king boo, petey piranha, honey queen, dixie kong, or tiny kong took her place, I would fling a mammoth rock at the super bell item or her horns.
Too many Peachs - yunafreya648V 29 Comments
First of all I thought that everyone hated the honey queen because she was too fat... I liked her but I never said anything because I knew that everyone would rage at me... Secondly I do hate how King Boo and Waluigi was cancelled but they would have appeared in the game if the release date was delayed... and thirdly I miss dry bones and diddy kong and they should replace metal Mario and pink gold peach because they are just rushed characters... and it would also be good if they had only 4 koopa characters and no baby rosalina... (With birdo and king boo replacing them as well as new characters) With those changes the rooster would have been one of the best. and Mario kart 8 would have been much greater... I think that Mario kart 8 is still the best though due to the course design...
The character roster isn't as diverse. There's too many babies! Baby Peach, Baby Daisy, and even Baby Rosalina! Then there's Metal Mario and Pink Gold Peach! Why is Metal Mario even a character? Metal Mario isn't even a person! He's just a power up from Super Mario 64! How can they be running out of ideas for Mario CHARACTERS? There's like a million! - DCfnaf
I didn't expect Metal Mario to return in Mario Kart 8. But he did. In the last game, he had no personality. Now he has personality. He's like a Bizzaro Mario now, making him a little cooler. "MIA MAMA! " I don't hate Metal Mario, I'm just happy Honey Queen isn't back. But either way, unlike Dry Bowser and Baby Rosalina, Metal Mario looks EXACTLY the same as Mario. There's no game at all that explains how Mario and Metal Mario are together! He was originally a power up too! Wow.
I hate Metal Mario! Just a clone of Mario who was made of or spray painted silver! I HATE METAL MARIO!V 28 Comments
The most unoriginal character ever. Rest in tranquil Dry Bones, Diddy Kong, and Bowser Jr, we love you. Knowing my nasty luck and Nintendo, Tanooki Mario will return with Cat Peach. Let's just hope this idiot never opens the door for Fox Luigi, Cat Rosalina, or any Super Mario 3D video game powerup along the lines of that. Pointless character excuse that is just a clone of Mario. He's just Larry or Lemmy with two or more weight points that IS IT. I want to see Honey Queen make a return and have Kamek in the game. Kamek was meant to be a character in Mario Kart 8's roster, but was disqualified due to time constraints. It is approximately time Kamek gets a slot in the roster. Tanooki Mario and Cat Peach are dumb.
Seeing him and Cat Peach aggravates my soul. There are LITERALLY 4 versions of Mario and Peach in this game. 4. If only they were color change options I wouldn't mind, but they take up room that could have been used on more original characters such as Birdo, Honey Queen, Diddy/Dixie/Tiny Kong, Spike, anything other than a clone.. Etc
Can't they return the super leaf item rather than just make another clone character!?!? - recaller
No actually I like this oneV 34 Comments
Koopalings suck. They're the go to characters for crappy filler and give a tremendous excuse for Nintendo to be lazy. "Unique bosses which correspond with their lands? No! We'll toss in the koopalings and have them do the same retro trash of rehash the boss battle with projectile flinging and shell spinning. Embrace the suck.
Ludwig sucks. He's done that projectile fling and shell spin routine in five different games. His boss battle in SMW was a rehash of SMB3. Ludwig is the worst video game boss character in history.
Why shouldn't Ludwig be on the list? He sucks.
I think the kooplings are a waste of track this is lazy and I want them done with maybe swap them with pauline I mean she was the one who got the mario and donkey kong games started. (no offense)V 47 Comments
Lemmy needs to go back to his ball!
Diddy Kong was replaced by this stupid moron?!
Can't tell if he's bad or stupid...
He sucks. Koopalings suck.V 23 Comments
I hate all the babies in this game, they're irrelevant..
If you hate Baby Luigi, that pretty much means that you hate Luigi as well. I wouldn't recommend saying you hate him if you like Luigi.
Baby Luigi is overrated. Also, I like LUIGI not BABY LUIGI. There are people that like Mario and hate Baby Mario and Rosalina and hate Baby Rosalina. - DCfnaf
He's annoying and stupid
They should've stopped with the baby princess nonsense at Baby Peach and Daisy in Mario Kart Wii and replaced them with Shy Guy and Lakitu. Yes, I'm severely pissed at the fact they tossed out Nabbit, Bowser Jr, Dixie Kong, Kamek, King Boo, Dry Bones, Honey Queen, Funky Kong, Birdo, and Diddy Kong for 7 insignificant clone characters that nobody cares about like Pink Gold Peach, Metal Mario, and the 5 babies.
Nintendo seriously needs to stop making babies. They are a waste of character slots, AND super annoying! Their voices are such a pain to hear! I just want to cover my ears every time this pink idiot passes by me!
Terrible, terrible character. If Honey Queen opened the entrance for the other experts like dry bones or Bowser jr, I would throw a large rock at her or at the baby quintet.
Sorry. I love Peach but Baby Peach is just a wasteV 14 Comments
The only new characters people will play as in Deluxe are these bad characters from an equally bad game. We could have gotten Captain Falcon instead.
Larry looks like a Looney Tunes reject.
A damp napkin is more interesting...
He's Larry... and that's it.
How did this assclown get in over kamek?!V 6 Comments
If you don't like the koopalings, then that's 7 characters who you do not care for, and in a small roster of 29, it's completely asinine how these 7 bastards represent almost 1/4 of the roster.
She and her six brothers suck. Worst boss characters in video game history.
I do like Ludwig and Iggy, but they should've been put into palette swaps since as far as the roster goes, they seem like clones of each other. - DCfnaf
She looks like Wally Gator's hooker.
I like Wendy in the games but she got crapped up in the T.V. show. She always does a temper tantrum and she's a little annoyingV 41 Comments
I think this game made me hate Peach. Baby peach started the princess baby nonsense. Later came the most blatant padding character of all time, Pink Gold Peach. Blargh...
Now you're talking! AUGGH! Peach sucks at Mario Party. She is technique-lacking, spot-stealing, bull, a ripoff of the ever-so-terrible Betty Cooper & Pauline (the prototype of Princess Peach) who is much better as a fully naked woman showing off her big (in general) thighs since Peach is tall at around 5'10", slightly large bust size, her big, flabby (& toned at the same time) rump, her slim stomach/waist, & her long, thicks hips (since Peach turned 8 years old). Also, Princess Daisy of Sarasa Land deserves to appear in more games than the bad-tempered stalker Princess Peach, & so does Rosalina. Also, why are there Betty & Veronica Mad Libs instead of Mario/Sonic/Mega Man/Pac-Man Mad Libs?! Of course, there are no Nintendo Archie Comics whereas Nintendo said no to Archie Comics which made Archie Comics more worse. Also, imagine Archie Comics in 3D.
Peach doesn't do well in sports & doesn't have an Olympian personality! Also, she is too overrated by getting so much praise! Peach is dumb, spoiled, classless, horrid, pervert, careless, weak, creepy, overrated, cowardly & a rip-off!
Agreed. I was hoping for one game where peach is excluded. Or be a boss character so we can get rid of her and send her to hell! - wariolady
I hate princess peach. She is my least favorite character. she should have been the number 1 spot. Every time I see her in Mario kart I'm praying to get a red shell to hit herV 18 Comments
I think villager is creepy the way he just stares from the corner of his eyes.
Oh my god. Why? Look, I understand Link being in it because they have many encounters. But this? No. I DO NOT want Animal Crossing characters in my Mario Kart Game. But I know it's a kids' game and that he's DLC so I won't complain too much.
Why is he in it? I mean, it's called Mario Kart. It's kind of one thing with a character like Link, who's well-known like Mario, but the Villager can be creepy. - Garythesnail
Alright I like the dlc packs but why are link and animal crossing characters in this game they feel out of place but on the bright side they are better than pink gold peach and the koopalingsV 6 Comments
They should have added Zelda items in item boxes with the Link dlc such as the hookshot (pulls you to other players), whip (steal the item of another racer), and the mirror shield (item that is held behind you. reflects attacks from other racers back at them automatically, disappears after a certain amount of time.
He looks so moronic in a kart. I guess this is the reason Captain Falcon wasn't used.
Stick to the Legend of Zelda games, Link. You don't fit well in Karts - Hakros323
Link doesn't really fit into a Mario kart game... but sonic doesn't fit into his own racing game as he can run... so yeah I guess he is fine - Harri666
Link doesn't fit into Mario Kart. He is not related. Most of us wanted a good roster without him and animal crossing, but stupid Nintendo didn't listen and added splatoon to make matters worse. They better go retro for Mario Kart 10.V 16 Comments
Hearing this moron's voice makes me want to punch Morton in his eye.
And people talk about Rosalina being overrated. Koopalings easily take that cake by far.
I hate comically stupid characters and this moron takes it.
Morton + Blue Falcon = No chance of winning online. Especially against Japanese Players.V 22 Comments
I... Actually think Dry Bowser is a good choice... - Hakros323
Lol! Who put Dry Bowser on this list?
Don't get me wrong by what I say here. I love Dry Bowser. He's a very cool character. It would just be nice if I could see the Mario game where Bowser creates a half dead version of himself and they are somehow in the same universe. Hey at least he's better than Metal Mario and Pink Gold Peach.
Yeah he just wrecks everyone with his speed acceleration and weight if he touch you go flying out of the stadiumV 7 Comments
Yes, it IS great to play as yourself, but why did Nintendo give us bad voices?
I approve of getting to play as yourself in the game, but why must my Nintendo game counterpart sound so stupid? That's my only problem. They should have been mute like in the latest Smash Bros installments.
The Miis look so stupid. I look like an angry bald dude. The least they could've done was remove the helmets or let you see hair under the helmets. But I do like they added helmets. But I'm still salty.
I honestly like getting to play as yourself but why did Nintendo give us bad voicesV 2 Comments
Iggy sucks hard.
Iggy just looks... Ugly - Hakros323
Birdo's stool > Iggy
Worthless minion filler...V 7 Comments
I like this character because you have different colors, which gives you variety, similar to Yoshi. You know who doesn't have this? TOAD!
Why the heck is he on this list!? - GreenViolet8236
I hate Shy Guy when he is against me in online because he is very good. He is a good character though and fun when I use him.
Top ten person take him off the list he's too good to be hereV 10 Comments
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