1 O.J. Simpson
Orenthal James "O. J." Simpson, nicknamed The Juice, is a former National Football League running back, broadcaster, actor, advertising spokesman, and convicted robber.
O. J. could mentor you in how to be a good running back or a good spokesman - just don't let him give you advice on what to do when you get pissed at your significant other. - anthonybecerra831
2 Ron Artest
Any guy that thanks his psychiatrist in the first moments after winning a championship deserve to be on the list. - anthonybecerra831
3 Brett Favre
Brett Lorenzo Favre is a former American football quarterback who spent the majority of his career with the Green Bay Packers of the National Football League.
Favre is going to tell Cam Newton how to effectively play the quarterback position in the NFL. - anthonybecerra831
4 Chad Ochocinco
Chad Johnson, formerly Chad Ochocinco, is a former American football wide receiver. He played college football for Santa Monica College and Oregon State University, and played eleven seasons in the National Football League for the Cincinnati Bengals, New England Patriots, and the Miami Dolphins.
Chad's your guy if you need a reality T. V. show mentor. He is a three show vet and his fiancee is the star of another one. - anthonybecerra831
5 Ben Roethlisberger
Benjamin Todd Roethlisberger, Sr., nicknamed Big Ben, is an American football quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers of the National Football League.
Big Ben would be an awful wing-man at a bar. - anthonybecerra831
6 Manny Ramirez
Manuel S. "Manny" Ramírez is an American football guard for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League.
Looking for one of those exercise mentors that can whip you into shape in no-time? - anthonybecerra831
7 Roger Clemens
Would not suggest taking legal advice from "The Rocket". - anthonybecerra831
8 Tim Lincecum
Kinda hard to accept life lessons from a guy that has a "Let Timmy Smoke" T-Shirt which half the city of San Francisco owns. - anthonybecerra831
9 Brian Wilson
If you want to know how to party as hard as possible after wining the World Series - this is your guy. - anthonybecerra831
10 Tom Watson
I saw Tom belittle a volunteer caddy for making a bad slope recommendation on a putting green a few years ago when he was ranked 22nd in a tournament. Get over yourself Tom!
11 Terrell Owens
Terrell Eldorado Owens is an American football wide receiver who played for the Seattle Seahawks, San Francisco 49ers, and Philadelphia Eagles of the National Football League.
Putting his QBs on blast and performing sit-ups in driveways are a couple of T. O. 's favorite things. - anthonybecerra831
12 Tiger Woods
Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods is an American professional golfer who is among the most successful golfers of all time.
13 Lance Armstrong
Lance Edward Armstrong is a former American professional road racing cyclist. At age 16, Armstrong began competing as a triathlete and was a national sprint-course triathlon champion in 1989 and 1990.
14 Randy Moss
Randy Gene Moss is a former American football wide receiver who played 14 seasons in the National Football League.
15 Mark McGwire
16 Barry Bonds
Barry Lamar Bonds is an American former professional baseball left fielder who played 22 seasons in Major League Baseball with the Pittsburgh Pirates and San Francisco Giants.
17 John Daly
18 Bo Jackson
Vincent Edward "Bo" Jackson is a former baseball and American football player. He is the only athlete in history to be named an All-Star in both baseball and football, and one of few to do so in two major sports.
19 Pete Rose
20 Don Cherry