Worst Metal Albums

The Top Ten

1 Lulu - Metallica and Lou Reed Lulu - Metallica and Lou Reed Product Image

Definitely, this is the worst "metal" album ever made. Lou Reed sounds like a living death (well, technically, he is), James' and Kirk's riffs are repetitive, motoric and simply boring, Lars' drums are simple (not as bad as on St Anger, but close enough) and you basically don't hear a lot of Rob's bass lines.
Don't get me wrong - I like Metallica (I even used to love them for some time), but this is literally a crap. You can listen to St Anger without hitting a wall with your head. Here, you cannot.
This piece of just should be banned and forgotten, FOREVER!

Yeah... I have no idea what they were thinking when they released this album.

That's the thing that should not be...

Hey, but at least this let us know that James really is The Table..

2 St. Anger - Metallica St. Anger - Metallica Product Image

No leads, clattery drumming, repetitive lyrics, light performance from James Hetfield, and the drums cover up the guitar (which the guitar itself isn't even that good). This album is more of a groove metal mess than an album, let alone an album by Metallica.

Everyone: This album has no guitar solos.

Some kind of monster: Am I a joke to you all?

Me: Yes, yes you are.

Lulu is worse, obviously, but I voted this one because this one is part of their main studio discography, and not a collab. Make no mistake, this one is still a total abortion and should have every copy of it burned ritualistically in a landfill.

I'm sorry, but this album is just plain bad. The songs are way to long and repetitive, and the vocals are done very poorly. I don't know what James was thinking when this album was made, because apparently Bob Rock had nothing to do with it.

Not to mention the drums. Lars literally sounds like he walked into the kitchen and started bashing on random pots and pans like a bloody two year old. Sorry Lars, but in the year 2003, you should have just stuck to playing tennis!

3 Illud Divinum Insanus - Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus - Morbid Angel Product Image

Biggest slap in the face in death metal. This album is beyond horrible.

My review for this "thing" translates in the 4 last words of its title.

Kill a cop, kill a cop, you mad bro?

The drums are horrible on most songs.

4 Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water - Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water - Limp Bizkit Product Image

The name says it all.

Limp Bizkit, AKA the worst band on the planet

Limp Bizkit isn't Metal.

Limp Bizkit is a stain on metal as a genre. All their albums and songs suck, but this has to be the worst thing that has every been put out in music history. I would literally take any album in any genre of music (yes that includes the Lou Reed album Lulu, which isn't a Metallica album by the way, Midnight Memories by One Direction and probably the worst of them all, Epic by BOTDF) over this disgrace. Hell, I'd take any album on Earth over ANY of LB's albums. Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water has ONE thing going for it, and that is the meme that is Rollin. and I don't mean the song, I mean the part where he says Rollin. The song is garbage, maybe the worst on the album. I don't think any song will ever top Break Stuff on a list of worst songs of all time though, except maybe Gucci Gang by Lil Pump, as that is... no... just no... Oh, and I like how LB's most popular albums are the worst and are all in the top 20's on this list.

5 Under Cover - Ozzy Osbourne Under Cover - Ozzy Osbourne Product Image

To be honest ozzy is a good musician. Sadly though he hasnt aged very well

6 Amerikkkant - Ministry Amerikkkant - Ministry Product Image

Al Jourgensen is basically supporting domestic terrorism with his song antifa

Waste of space, Ministry should have never existed.

7 The Unspoken King - Cryptopsy The Unspoken King - Cryptopsy Product Image
8 Graveyard Classics IV: The Number of the Priest - Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics IV: The Number of the Priest - Six Feet Under Product Image
9 Catharsis - Machine Head Catharsis - Machine Head Product Image

Freeze, by the name of the law of music, this album is under arrest.

10 Slipknot - Slipknot Slipknot - Slipknot Product Image

This is such a good album. Especially the songs wait and bleed, spit it out, and sic.

I actually kinda like Slipknot. And at the same time I like Iron Maiden. You can't explain that

This has to be a joke. Who would put this on here?

Horrible album, DON'T. LISTEN!

The Contenders

11 Significant Other - Limp Bizkit Significant Other - Limp Bizkit Product Image

All their albums suck, disgrace to metal music.

How are Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park metal in any way? These albums belong on the worst ROCK albums list. To call them metal is an insult.

What the what? This album great.

Limp Bizkit is terrible. Fred Durst is also talentless

12 Risk - Megadeth Risk - Megadeth Product Image

Slayer experimented with punk
Metallica experimented with country
Anthrax experimented with rap
Megadeth experimented with disco
(comment from YouTube, not my work)

St. Anger of Megadeth

Only in terms of being the worst album. There are no similarities between the two. - Alkadikce

Cryptic Writings is better.

Oh COME ON! Crush 'Em was awesome!

13 Recharged - Linkin Park Recharged - Linkin Park Product Image

What the hell, I get this album is literal garbage but it in no way on earth is metal.

LP shouldn't be on hear. They arn't even metal.

14 Forbidden - Black Sabbath Forbidden - Black Sabbath Product Image

I don't think this deserves to be here. I could see why a number of fans wouldn't like it, but to consider it one of the worst metal albums of all time? That's overdoing it. Sick and Tired, the title track, Rusty Angels, Shaking Off the Chains, and Loser Gets it All are all classics to me. I Won't Cry For You is pretty weak, I'll admit, but the rest of the songs on Forbidden are all great. I'd even go as far as to say it's one of my personal favorite Black Sabbath albums out of them all.

15 Prototype - Celtic Frost

This would be my number 1 on this list if it wasn't a demo because what the hell were Celtic Frost thinking making this crap? This is them trying to sellout again and this time try Industrial and Mallcore (Nu Metal) and it's awful and sounds nothing like any of Celtic Frost's other albums even Cold Lake had at least some elements of Celtic Frost's old sound and it's a far superior album to this, thank god this was only a demo because this album could have singlehandly destroyed Celtic Frost's reputation which was already damaged a little bit from Cold Lake.

16 Re-Load - Metallica Re-Load - Metallica Product Image

When your one of the biggest thrash band then turn around and release dad rock be ready for a riot.

Metallica peaked in the 1980's and while they were always heading downhill they went in to hyper speed straight to suck on this one. Cutting their hair was irrelevant, but smearing on make up and whining like a bunch of queens ruined this band for me. My first impression when I meat a Metallica fan is that they don't know very much about music.

As everything released after the black album this sucks as hell!

Load is a great album, and they thought it would get more popular by just releasing Reload. This album is just a mess.

17 Sounding the Seventh Trumpet - Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet  - Avenged Sevenfold Product Image

How can anybody think this album is BAD? The member of a7x were like 18 when they came out with this album and they had NO good producers and barely any money to higher one. Still a great album that has no reason at all to be on this awful list. By the way slipknot at #2? You've got to be kidding me...

Honestly This is My Second Favorite A7X Album Next to Waking the Fallen, This Album Gets So Much Hate Because It Doesn't Sound Right, I Think It Sounds Awesome, Its Raw and Powerful. When I First Heard This Album I Wasn't Sure If I Was Gonna Like It But I Listened to It Again and I Fell In Love With This Album. The Drums and The Riffs are Awesome! I'm Probably the 5% That Loves This Album, If You Don't Like this Album and You're an A7X Fan, Your Not a Hardcore A7X Fan This Album is a Masterpiece

Get this trash to number 1 please this is worse than all the albums in the top 10 combined

I actually love the low production on this album. Sevenfolds first two albums are the only metalcore I like and I feel the production value makes it sound so much more raw and real.

18 Smells Like Children - Marilyn Manson Smells Like Children - Marilyn Manson Product Image

Alice Cooper wanna be about 30 years to late.

19 Metal Magic - Pantera Metal Magic - Pantera Product Image

The quality was the worst of all pantera albums in glam metal era. nobody loved terry glaze ere since phil put pantera on the groove

Well we know it has the worst.

20 About that Life - Attila About that Life - Attila Product Image

Oh god this sucks.Why is Hybrid Theory higher than this,that album was amazing.This one sucks massive elephant crap.-DarkBoi-X

21 Grand Declaration of War - Mayhem Grand Declaration of War - Mayhem Product Image
22 Hybrid Theory - Linkin Park Hybrid Theory - Linkin Park Product Image

Regardless of what you think of linkin park, this is one of their best albums

Now I don't think Linkin Park is the best band in the world (there are loads better) but I don't think they are the worst either

Dear Christ I hate this band so much, I didn't enjoy them in the first place, but when I started going on this site and see them in every music list, it just gets worse and worse. If enjoy them, I respect your opinion, but god I hate them.

Why do many people think linking park is the best band in the world? They're just a bunch of posers trying to be good.

23 Dedicated to Chaos - Queensr├┐che

American soldier is even worse

Oh this is really bad

24 Results May Vary - Limp Bizkit Results May Vary - Limp Bizkit Product Image

They covered the who...THE. WHO.

25 Suicide Silence - Suicide Silence Suicide Silence - Suicide Silence Product Image

TEE HEE!

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