Worst Movie Quotes


The Top Ten

1 Why don't you just unzip your pants and I'll open my mouth just for you! That's all you want me for, isn't it? You hate me! You don't even care about me! - Dangerously Close
2 Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed - Four Weddings and a Funeral
3 We were made to fit together - City of Angels
4 You're why cavemen chiseled on walls - As Good As It Gets
5 I'm pretty sure that only counts if you're kissing a human - Man of Steel
6 I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her - Notting Hill
7 No, it's because I'm so in love with you - Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Uuuughhh...So cheesy and dumb... - Elric-san

8 Bulls***. You can be mine! - Top Gun
9 I think it's my heart - Pearl Harbor
10 Did you just have a brainfart? - G.I. Jane

The Newcomers

? You lookin a little crispy over there Mikey, like some chicken fried motherf**** - Halloween: Resurrection
? That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love. - Rose Tico

The Contenders

11 Pain don't hurt - Road House
12 Let’s green egg and ham it - Kazam
13 I don't like sand. - Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones
14 The negroes took our dates! - Animal House
15 You have deliberately disobeyed me! - Mufasa, The Lion King

But... Simba did disobey him. Getting himself almost killed. How is this a bad quote?

This is why I hate this snot of a character.

16 They seem to have trouble with pantry doors - Signs

Nostalgia critic for the win.

17 Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry - Love Story
18 I like having nice t**s - Showgirls
19 No ma'am, I'm just a postman - The Postman
20 Too bad you will die! - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
21 Dancing's just a conversation between two people. Talk to me - Hope Floats
22 It's turkey time. Gobble-gobble! - Gigli
23 It's a pressure valve. It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure - Poseidon
24 You sack of wine! - Troy
25 Hey freeze. I'm Batman - Batman and Robin
26 There's more than meets the eye with you - Transformers
27 Give Me The Juice! - What To Expect When You're Expecting
28 If you ever come near my son again. - Mufasa, The Lion King
29 I want you - The Notebook
30 Our love is like the wind - A Walk to Remember
31 Take your breath away - Hitch
32 Destiny - Serendipity
33 I think I'd miss you - The Wedding Date
34 I love you... always - Pretty in Pink
35 I want you to be the last - Sweet Home Alabama
36 I hate the way I don't hate you - 10 Things I Hate About You
37 God was showing off when he made you - Keeping the Faith
38 A bird in the hand is always greener than the grass under the other guy's bushes - North
39 I Did Naat Hit Her! - The Room
40 Kickstart the apocalypse now - Spawn
41 Shut up. You had me at hello. - Jerry Maguire

I'm clearly not into cheesy love quotes. I love shmaltz, but this is too corny even for me. - Elric-san

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Top Remixes

1. Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed - Four Weddings and a Funeral
2. We were made to fit together - City of Angels
3. You're why cavemen chiseled on walls - As Good As It Gets


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