Worst Movie Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Why don't you just unzip your pants and I'll open my mouth just for you! That's all you want me for, isn't it? You hate me! You don't even care about me! - Dangerously Close
2 Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed - Four Weddings and a Funeral
3 We were made to fit together - City of Angels
4 You're why cavemen chiseled on walls - As Good As It Gets
5 I'm pretty sure that only counts if you're kissing a human - Man of Steel
6 I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her - Notting Hill
7 No, it's because I'm so in love with you - Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith


Uuuughhh...So cheesy and dumb... - Elric-san

8 Bulls***. You can be mine! - Top Gun
9 I think it's my heart - Pearl Harbor
10 Did you just have a brainfart? - G.I. Jane

The Contenders

11 The Ogre's BUTT! - Quest for Camelot

Is that IT? Simply The Ogre's Butt? - xandermartin98

12 Let’s green egg and ham it - Kazam
13 Pain don't hurt - Road House
14 I don't like sand. - Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones
15 That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love. - Rose Tico
16 You lookin a little crispy over there Mikey, like some chicken fried motherf**** - Halloween: Resurrection
17 The negroes took our dates! - Animal House
18 You have deliberately disobeyed me! - Mufasa, The Lion King

But... Simba did disobey him. Getting himself almost killed. How is this a bad quote?

This is why I hate this snot of a character.

19 They seem to have trouble with pantry doors - Signs

Nostalgia critic for the win.

20 Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry - Love Story
21 I like having nice t**s - Showgirls
22 No ma'am, I'm just a postman - The Postman
23 Too bad you will die! - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
24 Dancing's just a conversation between two people. Talk to me - Hope Floats
25 It's turkey time. Gobble-gobble! - Gigli
26 It's a pressure valve. It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure - Poseidon
27 You sack of wine! - Troy
28 Hey freeze. I'm Batman - Batman and Robin
29 There's more than meets the eye with you - Transformers
30 Give Me The Juice! - What To Expect When You're Expecting
31 If you ever come near my son again. - Mufasa, The Lion King
32 I want you - The Notebook
33 Our love is like the wind - A Walk to Remember
34 Take your breath away - Hitch
35 Destiny - Serendipity
36 I think I'd miss you - The Wedding Date
37 I love you... always - Pretty in Pink
38 I want you to be the last - Sweet Home Alabama
39 I hate the way I don't hate you - 10 Things I Hate About You
40 God was showing off when he made you - Keeping the Faith
41 A bird in the hand is always greener than the grass under the other guy's bushes - North
42 I Did Naat Hit Her! - The Room
43 Kickstart the apocalypse now - Spawn
44 Shut up. You had me at hello. - Jerry Maguire

I'm clearly not into cheesy love quotes. I love shmaltz, but this is too corny even for me. - Elric-san

45 It's like looking in a mirror, only not! - Face/Off
46 Garbage Day - Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
47 What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age! - Batman and Robin
48 How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned?! - The Wicker Man
49 Cause I'm fifty shades of f***ed up! - Fifty Shades of Grey
50 You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing happens to everything else. - X-Men
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