10 Worst Movie Titles

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The Top Ten

1 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

It basically tell the main thing in the title. Should be The Strange Creatures. - funnyuser

2 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

What the hell is going on with these Christmas movies? I mean, Santa goes on a killing spree after the martians! TROLOLO! This has to be the worst title ever. Look at the way the robot is looking at Santa...

Santa Clause Conquers The Martians! They could have used the previous idea of Santa Clause, Interrupted. Or my own idea "The S-Files". This should be number one, the funniest one yet and always will be.

What the heck is this?

3 Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter

This doesn't even make any sense!

4 Sssssss

The movie is just about as laughable as the name, believe me. It was $2.00 in a cheap bin somewhere and it was pretty bad. - BKAllmighty

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5 Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
6 Eegah

Sounds like a person screaming while smoking a cigarette. - funnyuser

7 The Ghost In The Invisible Bikini
8 Manos, the Hands of Fate

Also, the cover makes the film look legit scary. Which it isn't. Even remotely. - xandermartin98

9 Super 8
10 The Adventures of Rat Phink and Boo Boo

The Contenders

11 Freddy Got Fingered

I thought this would be in the top ten for sure. Oh well. I guess there's a lot of bad titles out there. - BKAllmighty

Why isn't this atrocity against mankind in the Top 10? - jack2244

"My dad touches his kids. He FINGERS them." - xandermartin98

12 Mars Needs Moms

What were they on? - 445956

13 Phffft
14 8 Mile
15 Troll 2
16 Fantastic 4orce Fantastic 4orce
17 The Babadook
18 Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
19 Them
20 Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
21 Octopussy
22 White Men Can't Jump
23 Live Nude Girls
24 Hottie & the Nottie
25 Martha Marcy May Marlene
26 The Chumscrubber
27 Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
28 To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
29 The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
30 Gigli
31 I Heart Huckabees
32 Glengarry Glen Ross
33 Psycho

Something about this title has always bothered me.

34 We Are Your Friends
35 Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Crawling, Alien, Zombified, Subhumanoid Living Dead: Part 5
36 Shark Exorcist
37 The Creepy Doll
38 Leonard Part 6
39 Sex Lives of the Potato Men
40 Plan 9 from Outer Space
41 The Bye Bye Man
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