Movie Review - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

MegaSoulhero I wasn’t sure about what I thought of this movie after I watched it. Took me some good thinking to process what happened. Honestly, the more I think about it, the worse it is. First Jurassic World wasn’t terrible, but it’s nothing worth watching a second a time. I wasn’t too excited for Fallen Kingdom, but I still gave it a chance hoping that it would be somewhat more enjoyable. Unfortunately, it wasn’t. This movie is a flat out disaster! See what I did there? There’s a volcano involved and volcanic eruptions are considered natural disasters. So funny.

After Jurassic World has been closed for 3 years, Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard decide to save the dinosaurs after a volcano erupts on the island. Also, there’s a billionaire who plans on selling the dinosaurs at an auction. I didn’t pay to get into this movie. I used an AMC re-admit pass that allowed me to see it for free. And I still felt like I paid too much. Like I said before, this movie is really bad. I hated it. It’s not a good movie at all. None of the characters act like real people in the film. They are all poorly written. There’s these two new nerdy characters in the film and they really don’t have a lot to do in the film. They don’t have much of a reason to be there. I absolutely couldn’t stand the male nerd. He’s just there for comedy purposes and none of his actions are even remotely funny. He’s afraid of a lot of things and he screams like a girl. That’s just very cliché and nothing about it is funny. Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard’s characters have absolutely no development. They’re just as bland as they were in the previous film. That’s really sad because Chris Pratt is usually an entertaining guy. They couldn’t even make Chris Pratt interesting in the slightest. That’s quite an accomplishment. There’s also a little girl in the movie who can’t act. I also don’t see what the point of her being in the film was. There’s something we find out about her later on, but it doesn’t really have any effect on the film in any way and is forgotten about almost instantly. And then there’s the villains who pretty much act like cartoon villains. The things these characters do are just so unbearable. I was actually considering walking out of the theater after the first 15 minutes.

I don’t know what the writers were thinking when making this. Like, building a theme park next to a volcano? Why would anyone ever do that? One of the things I was actually excited about was Jeff Goldblum coming back. Unfortunately, he’s only in two scenes and they are very short scenes. Despite Edna Mode’s small appearance in Incredibles 2, at least she served a purpose in the plot. Jeff Goldblum was completely wasted here and was only brought in just so fans of the franchise can recognize him. There’s not very many surprises that happen in the film. If you watched the second trailer, you basically watched the entire movie. We already know almost everything that’s going to happen. The CGI is absolutely terrible. I remember seeing how terrifying the dinosaurs looked in the original Jurassic Park movie. These ones don’t look convincing at all. One shot in particular looked extremely fake to the point where I actually laughed. There’s no mememorable scenes. Nothing that actually stood out for me. The only good thing I can say about this film is that it has some pretty cool action scenes. But the thing is, it’s not anything special. The previous films had much better and more creative action sequences involving dinosaurs. This was just really disappointing.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is one of the worst movies I’ve seen this year. Worse than Show Dogs. The characters are very stupid, the writing makes no sense, and it’s not very creative. I guess we can just accept that this franchise is officially dead. It had a good run. Unfortunately, this movie is making a lot of money even though it doesn’t deserve it. This is such a mess of a film. Just steer clear of it. Go see Incredibles 2 again. That is a much better film as well as a better sequel. This one is garbage.

Score: 1/10


I forgot who any of characters were named in JW
I had no interst and I still will not
This franchise needs fo end - iliekpiez

nope - Retarded_Goat_Teen

Lol ez easy to get hq film review
lolololol - iliekpiez

Would you recommend this as an unintentional comedy? From what I've seen and heard, this looks like a riot in that department. - nerffan8000

Worse than SHOW DOGS? - 445956

Okay this movie was not awesome but it was okay - visitor

Rant On Peter Rabbit Next - TheTop100s

Awesome movie, better than ant man and the crappy mary sue sjw feminist wasp, 8/10, but I respect your opinion - B1ueNew