Worst Movies You Liked As a Kid

Remember those cheesy, stupid movies you liked when you were little? I'll go ahead and throw out that I'm only 12. It's the cold, hard, hypocritical truth, but we kids are dumb. It's just a fact of society. Deal with it.
The Top Ten
1 Space Jam

When you were a kid, you were only excited as heck because it just so happened that some moron decided to make a movie about the Looney Tunes meeting Michael Jordan... Why? The antagonists are a bunch of parasites that make basketball players well... Suck. If you watched this movie NOW, I'm betting my life that you will see the utter stupidity about this.. ABOMINATION OF A FILM!

I don't know why I liked this. I guess I was just picking out stupid stuff as a kid.

I was watching it with my big sister (she was born in the 90's) and it was so BORING!

2 The Santa Clause

When you were a kid, you though "OH MAH GAWD! A FAT MAN WITH A BORING SON IS TURNING INTO SANTA TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER! WHY? WHO GIVES A CRAP! WOOHOO! "

...

This film is awful. For god sakes, a man kills Santa on Christmas Eve, and finds himself taking his place. Not only is this movie incredibly cheesy, but it is just plain.. Boring!

And did I mention the three sequels?

No. Just No.

This had a Good song.

3 The Polar Express

Oh god.. Don't get me started.

When you were a kid, you thought "UMG! A KID MAH AGE IS GOINg ON A MAGICAL TRAIN TO WHO KNOWS WHERE! "

Whhaatt? First off, the animation is, honestly, creepy. The characters look like corpses. Their eyes are lifeless, and their mouths are darkened.

Second off, shouldn't our.. YOUR children NOT be influenced to get on an unknown train? What the heck? Who gives a crap if there are other kids on it? ANTAGONIST IS DUMB!

Third off.. The characters! We have three characters that annoy me on so many levels. There is know it all kid, do not worry it will turn out okay kid, and shy moron kid. And word: Have no impact on the plotline WHATSOEVER.

Oh my god. I have watched this almost 20 times in school. I know everything that happens in that movie, even the parts that have no point whatsoever.

Oh my god, this was as creepy as hell, that broken puppet just had to be the hybrid of Chucky and Pinocheeo (never paid attention to how that's spelt) anyone else think so?

This movie may not of been the best growing up. But it was entertaining for me

4 An American Tail

Ugh.. When you were a kid, you thought "Poor, poor fievel.. No frends.. No famileh.. Aww.. "

Ever heard of Don Bluth? YOU know, the one who does a HELL of a good job putting a gloomy, depressing atmosphere in movies? He managed to create a pretty sad movie, but it doesn't change the fact that this movie is really bad.

Two sequels involving same plot..

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No more to say.

5 Doogal

Thank god it was The Magic Roundabout where I live. Americans didn't even watch it with all of the original cast or the original plot. Old shows don't even need reboots. Andy Pandy and Bill and Ben are the 1950s too.

It's The Magic Roundabout and the real version 60s-70s was cute (Dougal, Florence, Brian, Ermintrude) it was unusual (Zebedee, Dylan, Dougal's sugar addiction) and no conflict (The Blue Cat asked for forgiveness 70s film)

Go and watch 1970s The Magic Roundabout.

Its Pollux (French) and Dougal (English) not Doogal, always has been since 1964.

6 Jingle All the Way
7 Small Soldiers
8 Son of the Mask
9 Dr. Seuss' The Cat In The Hat
10 Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham
The Contenders
11 Taarzan: The Wonder Car
12 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
13 Curious George
14 Looney Tunes: Back In Action
15 The Magic Voyage
16 Cars 2
17 Chicken Little

Why did I ever like this?

18 The Pebble and the Penguin
19 The Lion King

The first time than I seen this movie was when I was like 2 or 3 years, I almost got 15 years and I still love it

20 Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!
21 A Fairly OddParents Movie: Grow Up Timmy Turner
22 Thumb Wars
23 A Troll In Central Park
24 Good Burger
25 Snow Day
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