Top 10 Worst Music Artists to Perform for a Kid's Birthday Party

The Top Ten

1 Nicki Minaj Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982) is a Trinidadian/American rapper / pop music artist. Minaj is most known for her songs such as "Anaconda", "Super Bass", "Starships" and her feature on "Bang Bang". more.

Imagine in a birthday party in bikini, with a strippers, with the body opered, seriously she in a kid party?

It would be a big problem of she started to tweak at a kid's birthday party.

The party would be littered with strippers and human Barbie hoes, such as her. - StephanTheIdiot

She sound like a monster, she would scare the children but that monster voice she sing was just a audio tune.
In the way, it's best to not have her be around.

2 Miley Cyrus

Even worse for someone who used to be a fan of Hannah Montana. - keycha1n

No! Not my party! - Connor360

Um, I am at a KIDS party, right? - kaitlynrad11

3 One Direction One Direction (commonly abbreviated as 1D) were a British-Irish pop boy band based in London, composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, and previously, Zayn Malik until his departure from the band on 25 March 2015. The group signed with Simon Cowell's record label Syco Records more.

For a lot of kids, it would be their dream to have one direction come to their birthday party. For other kids, it would be their worst nightmare for one direction to come to their birthday party, unless they take pleasure in punching them in the face if they are able to.

I would take pleasure in beating them up if they came to my party

I hate them but for a one direction fan(No I'm not going to say there stupid fan name),they would probably be pretty good!

4 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

This is the first time I've ever seen Justin Bieber not number 1 on any sort of "Worst Music Artists" list. - Minecraftcrazy530

I'll try to make everyone put him to number 1, then. But then, I think Nicki deserves to be there.

Hey, I used to like you until you turned in to a wild thing, I can't stand you now! When I was 7 I loved you and online I saw a csi video on you getting shot, you broke my heart and I cried for days! I HATE YOU!

He's the kind of guy where if he liked a little girl's ass enough he'd find a way to sneak a touch or two

I put him this low because I'm tired of Justin Bieber being 1st and 2nd and the hate is annoying. I hate Justin Bieber but they keep adding him one on every list and I'm sick of it. - JaysTop10List

5 Ke$ha Kesha Rose Sebert (formerly known as Ke$ha) was born on March 1st, 1987 in Los Angeles, United States. She is best known for her hits like Timber, Tik Tok, and We R Who We R. more.

She'll be drunk

I would like kesha to be at my birthday party and playing cool mosic.

6 Paris Hilton Paris Whitney Hilton is an American businesswoman, socialite, television personality, model, actress, singer, DJ, and author.

Id probably shoot her.

I didn't knew she sang once... Eww! - PrettyLittleLiars_BiggestFan

7 R5 R5 is an American pop rock band formed in Los Angeles, California, in 2009. The band consists of lead vocalist/rhythm guitarist Ross Lynch, Riker Lynch, Rocky Lynch, Rydel Lynch, and Ellington Ratliff.

They're not really innapropriate - simpsondude

8 Iggy Azalea Amethyst Amelia Kelly, born June 7, 1990 known professionally as Iggy Azalea, is an Australian rapper, singer, songwriter, and model.

White Nicki Minaj. (The Fancy Song)

9 Insane Clown Posse Insane Clown Posse is an American hip hop, horrorcore and rap rock duo consisting of rappers Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, that was formed in 1989 in Detroit. more.

I feel bad for the kids who have to here them! - PatrickStar

10 Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse is a American death metal band from Buffalo, New York, formed in 1988. The band is known for their graphic album covers, explicitly violent lyrics and song titles like "I C** Blood" The group got into mainstream after performing the song "Hammer Smashed Face" in the 1994 film Ace Ventura: more.

I think this would be much worse than One Direction who have pretty harmless music look at a few song titles if you did not vote for this band.

I know this is a band but really... - JaysTop10List

The name of the band is self explanatory. - RockFashionista


The Contenders

11 Willow Smith Willow Camille Reign Smith, known professionally as Willow, is an American singer, actress and dancer.

I whip my hair back and forth, cause I can't dance I'll fall to the floor. Boring song!

Good for kids because of whip my hair. Its only audience is 7 year olds.

12 Eminem Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce more.
13 2 Chainz Tauheed Epps, known by his stage names 2 Chainz and formerly Tity Boi, is an American rapper from College Park, Georgia, and is often regarded as one of the most mediocre rappers of recent years. He started out in the southern rap duo Playaz Circle with fellow rapper Dolla Boy, before he would become more.

Imagine him performing Birthday Song.

Yo yo! Happy birthday to you, you smell like a shoe, you eat like a monkey, and you play the kazoo!

2 Lame? No Brains.

14 Selena Gomez Selena Marie Gomez is an American actress and singer. She is best known for songs like "Come & Get It", "Good For You", "Same Old Love", and "It Ain't Me". Selena Gomez's voice is mezzo-soprano but she usually sings in alto. She is best known for her role as Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place.
15 The Wiggles
16 Kanye West Kanye Omari West is an American rapper, songwriter, and fashion designer. He was born on June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia. After West's parents divorced, him and his single mother moved to Chicago, Illinois. At the age of 10, West temporarily moved to Nanjing, China, because his mother was teaching more.

He'd just talk about how much better he is than everyone else,and scam "I am GOD!

17 Lil Jon Jonathan Smith, better known by his stage name Lil Jon, is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, entrepreneur, DJ and actor.
18 Blood On The Dance Floor Blood on the Dance Floor is an American scene duo currently consisting of Dahvie Vanity and Fallon Vendetta that formed in 2006. Former members include Jayy von Monroe (2009-2016) and Garrett Ecstasy (2009). All of them provided vocals to the project. more.

I would take the pleasure in beating them up, though. - MChkflaguard_Yt

Hide your tween girls!

It's fine at a teen's party but not at a kid's party.

Dahvie would probably molest them all.

19 2 Live Crew The 2 Live Crew was an American hip-hop group from Miami, Florida. They caused considerable controversy with the sexual themes in their work, particularly on their 1989 album As Nasty As They Wanna Be.
20 Twisted Sister Twisted Sister is an American heavy metal band originally from Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey, and later based in Long Island, New York.

I would LOVE to see Twisted Sister at my birthday. We're Not Gonna Take It is one of my favorite songs

21 A*** C***
22 Lady Gaga Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, known professionally as Lady Gaga, is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. more.

She'll be fine as long as she doesn't sing LoveGame or S*XXX Dreams or wear her more infamous dresses. - Swellow

23 Kelly Clarkson Kelly Brianne Clarkson is an American singer, songwriter and children's book author. She rose to fame in 2002 after winning the inaugural season of the television series American Idol, which earned her a record deal with RCA Records. Clarkson's debut single, "A Moment Like This", topped the US Billboard more.

She sexually abuses her kids. Imagine what she will do to your kid.

Why would you invite a child molester!

24 Gorgroth

I know, it's a band. - JaysTop10List

They would learn to be satanic - simpsondude

It would be terrible for Gorgoroth to come to a kids birthday party, the poor child would probably be scared to death, unless the kid happens to like this type of music.

25 Varg Vikernes Louis Cachet, (born Kristian Vikernes) more popularly known as Varg Vikernes, is a Norwegian musician, writer, and a convicted murderer and arsonist. He is known as the frontman of the one-man band Burzum (named after a word in the Black Speech, which is a fictional language in J.R.R. Tolkien's The more.
26 Soulja Boy DeAndre Cortez Way, known professionally as Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, or simply Soulja Boy, is an American rapper, record producer, actor, and entrepreneur.
27 Gary Glitter Gary Glitter is a former glam rock singer and songwriter. He sold over 20 million records and regained media attention in 1999 when child pornography were found on his laptop and committed sex offences with children. He was sentenced to 17 years in prison in 2015.

Just imagine this. Seriously.

28 Ice JJ Fish Daniel McLoyd (born July 30, 1994) better known online as his rap name, IceJJFish, is an R&B artist known for his song "On The Floor" which has reached 67 million views on YouTube and reached number 5 on the Billboard hot 100 charts in 2014.
29 Kidz Bop

Terrible. At camp I was doing a talent show. My performance was a dance to Havana, and the counslers did Havana by kids bop! I didn't dance. I was so mad.

30 Jacob Sartorius Rolf Jacob Sartorius (known by his middle name), born October 2, 2002, is an American singer and internet personality, who rose to fame via social media from posting lip-syncing videos on and his Vines (on Vine). In 2016, he released his debut single "Sweatshirt", which reached the Hot 100 more.

Talentless little bitch who thinks he’s all that but he’s just a 2 year old nothing

31 CupcakKe Elizabeth Eden Harris, better known by her stage name, cupcakKe, is a rapper, singer, and songwriter. She was born on May 31, 1997 in Chicago, United States. Although she is best known for her sexually explicit lyrics, cupcakKe was raised in a church and is still a devout Christian.

CupcaKKe songs are funny but innapropriate

32 Cardi B Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar, known professionally as Cardi B, is an American rapper, songwriter, television personality and more.

Not only is she in appropriate but she sucks

33 Mayhem Mayhem is a Norwegian black metal band formed in 1984 in Oslo, regarded as one of the pioneers of the Norwegian black metal scene. The band is also known for the infamous events surrounding them including the 1991 suicide of vocalist Dead (in which former guitarist Euronymous took pictures of Dead's more.
34 Deicide Deicide is an American death metal band formed in 1987 by bassist and vocalist Glen Benton and drummer Steve Asheim. They are known for their blasphemous and satanic lyrics which have resulted in bans, lawsuits and criticisms from religious groups and the public. Frontman Glen Benton is also known for more.
35 Euronymous Øystein Aarseth (1968-1993), who went by the pseudonym Euronymous, was a Norwegian guitarist and co-founder of the Norwegian black metal band Mayhem. Euronymous was stabbed to death by band member Varg Vikernes in August 1993. more.

He's dead so problem solved!

36 T-Pain Faheem Rashad Najm, better known by his stage name T-Pain, is an American recording artist and music producer from Tallahassee, Florida.
37 Bubba Sparxxx Warren Anderson Mathis, better known as Bubba Sparxxx, is an American rapper. His singles include "Deliverance", "Ugly", and "Ms. New Booty", the latter of which peaked at No. 7 on the US Billboard Hot 100.
38 Ying Yang Twins
39 N.W.A N.W.A was an American hip hop group from Compton, CA. They were among the earliest and most significant popularizers and controversial figures of the gangsta rap subgenre, and are widely considered one of the seminal groups in the history of hip hop music.
40 Jeremih Jeremih Felton, better known by his mononym Jeremih, is an American singer, songwriter, and record producer. In 2009, he signed a record deal with Def Jam Recordings.

Imagine him performing Birthday Sex.

41 Cattle Decapitation Cattle Decapitation is an American Deathgrind band from San Diego, California formed in 1996. Cattle Decapitation's songs protest the mistreatment and consumption of animals, the abuse of the environment and touch subjects such as misanthropy and genocide of the human race. Much of their music is based more.
42 Brotha Lynch Hung
43 The Beatles The Beatles were an English rock band formed in Liverpool in 1960. The members consisted of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. They were soon known as the foremost and most influential act of rock era. Rooted in skiffle, beat, and 1950s rock and roll, the Beatles later experimented more.

Well, as long as fangirls aren't peeing themselves the whole time, I'd be fine - kaitlynrad11

I love the Beatles! Love them! But there not birthday material!

44 Axl Rose William Bruce Rose Jr., better known as 'Axl Rose', is an American singer born on February 6, 1962, in Lafayette, Indiana. He Is the founder and lead singer of the hard rock band Guns N' Roses. He is a celebrated but controversial figure in the world of rock.
45 Aqua Aqua is a Danish eurodance group, best known for their 1997 breakthrough single "Barbie Girl". The group formed in 1989 and achieved huge success around the globe in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

I hate Barbie Girl!

46 Katy Perry Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, professionally known by her stage name Katy Perry, was born on October 25, 1984 in Santa Barbara, California. She is a singer, songwriter, actress and an ambassador on one of the most popular companies of now, UNICEF. more.
47 Tyga Micheal Ray Stevenson, known by his stage name Tyga, is an American hip hop recording artist. In 2011, Tyga signed a recording contract with Young Money Entertainment, Cash Money Records and Republic Records.
48 Suicide Silence Suicide Silence is an American deathcore band from Riverside, California. Formed in 2002, the band has released four full-length studio albums, one EP and eleven music videos.
49 Sia
50 Carrie Underwood Carrie Marie Underwood is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. She rose to fame as the winner of the fourth season of American Idol, in 2005. Her debut album, Some Hearts, was released in 2005.

Imagine praising being moral to God's word and then dressing up like a prostitute.

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