Top 10 Worst Music Artists to Perform for a Kid's Birthday Party

The Top Ten
1 Nicki Minaj Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982) is a Trinidadian/American rapper / pop music artist. Minaj is most known for her songs such as "Anaconda", "Super Bass", "Starships" and her feature on "Bang Bang". Despite her controversial songs, Brent Staples from "The New York Times" claimed her to be 'the most influential female rapper of all time', presumably distinctive for her fast flow and her use of alter egos with Cockney accent. She has endorsed Adidas, MAC Cosmetics and Pepsi. Minaj has received ten Grammy-nominations throughout her career, and has won multiple awards including the Billboard's Women in Music 2011 Rising Star award.

Come on 5 year olds! Let's watch Nicki sing about sex and drugs and curse every 5 seconds while she twerks in her bra and thong, with prostitutes on a stripper pole gradually taking off their clothes!

She sound like a monster, she would scare the children but that monster voice she sing was just a audio tune.
In the way, it's best to not have her be around.

I remember a kids birthday party where everyone was twerking and they were forcing me to jon! Oh how much that sucks? I can't even tell!

She is so amazing! She is my idle! I wish she would come to my birthday and sing me a song in person!

2 Miley Cyrus

Even worse for someone who used to be a fan of Hannah Montana.

Um, I am at a KIDS party, right?

No! Not my party!

3 One Direction One Direction (commonly abbreviated as 1D) were a British-Irish pop boy band based in London, composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, and previously, Zayn Malik until his departure from the band on 25 March 2015. The group signed with Simon Cowell's record label Syco Records after forming and finishing third in the seventh series of the British televised singing competition The X Factor in 2010. Propelled to international success by social media, One Direction's four albums, Up All Night (2011), Take Me Home, Midnight Memories and Four topped charts in most major markets, and generated hit singles including "What Makes You Beautiful", "Live While We're Young", and ...read more.

For a lot of kids, it would be their dream to have one direction come to their birthday party. For other kids, it would be their worst nightmare for one direction to come to their birthday party, unless they take pleasure in punching them in the face if they are able to.

I hate them but for a one direction fan(No I'm not going to say there stupid fan name),they would probably be pretty good!

What girls in my primary school would have loved, not me though -ugh!

I would take pleasure in beating them up if they came to my party

4 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

Hey, I used to like you until you turned in to a wild thing, I can't stand you now! When I was 7 I loved you and online I saw a csi video on you getting shot, you broke my heart and I cried for days! I HATE YOU!

I put him this low because I'm tired of Justin Bieber being 1st and 2nd and the hate is annoying. I hate Justin Bieber but they keep adding him one on every list and I'm sick of it.

This is the first time I've ever seen Justin Bieber not number 1 on any sort of "Worst Music Artists" list.

He's the kind of guy where if he liked a little girl's ass enough he'd find a way to sneak a touch or two

5 Ke$ha Kesha Rose Sebert (formerly known as Ke$ha) was born on March 1st, 1987 in Los Angeles, United States. She is best known for her hits like Timber, Tik Tok, and We R Who We R. Kesha is an animal rights activist and she works for H.S.I. (Humane Society International). Kesha also stands up for L.G.B.T. rights in America

I would like kesha to be at my birthday party and playing cool mosic.

She'll be drunk

6 Paris Hilton Paris Whitney Hilton is an American businesswoman, socialite, television personality, model, actress, singer, DJ, and author.

Id probably shoot her.

7 R5 R5 is an American pop rock band formed in Los Angeles, California, in 2009. The band consists of lead vocalist/rhythm guitarist Ross Lynch, Riker Lynch, Rocky Lynch, Rydel Lynch, and Ellington Ratliff.
8 Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse is a American death metal band from Buffalo, New York, formed in 1988. The band is known for their graphic album covers, explicitly violent lyrics and song titles like "I C** Blood" The group got into mainstream after performing the song "Hammer Smashed Face" in the 1994 film Ace Ventura: ...read more.

I think this would be much worse than One Direction who have pretty harmless music look at a few song titles if you did not vote for this band.

The name of the band is self explanatory.

I know this is a band but really...

9 Insane Clown Posse Insane Clown Posse is an American hip hop, horrorcore and rap rock duo consisting of rappers Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, that was formed in 1989 in Detroit.

Insane Clown Posse is known for their violent and outrageous lyrics that often interpolate horror elements and religious symbolism, all of this being set in the fictitious Dark Carnival universe. The musical style ranges from oldschool hip hop to straightforward rock. ...read more.

I feel bad for the kids who have to here them!

10 Iggy Azalea Amethyst Amelia Kelly, born June 7, 1990 known professionally as Iggy Azalea, is an Australian rapper, singer, songwriter, and model.

White Nicki Minaj. (The Fancy Song)

The Contenders
11 Willow Smith Willow Camille Reign Smith, known professionally as Willow, is an American singer, actress and dancer.

I whip my hair back and forth, cause I can't dance I'll fall to the floor. Boring song!

Good for kids because of whip my hair. Its only audience is 7 year olds.

12 2 Chainz Tauheed Epps, known by his stage names 2 Chainz and formerly Tity Boi, is an American rapper from College Park, Georgia, and is often regarded as one of the most mediocre rappers of recent years. He started out in the southern rap duo Playaz Circle with fellow rapper Dolla Boy, before he would become a solo artist and change his stage name. He is known for songs such as No Lie, Birthday Song, Spend It, It's a Vibe and Feds Watching, and he is also known for contributing guest verses to other artists such as Jason Derulo, B.o.B, Juicy J, Drake, Kanye West and Lil Wayne. He is often criticized for having simple and sometimes goofy, nonsensical lyrics somewhat reminiscent of Lil Wayne, for primarily ...read more.

Yo yo! Happy birthday to you, you smell like a shoe, you eat like a monkey, and you play the kazoo!

Imagine him performing Birthday Song.

13 Eminem Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce da 5'9") half of the hip-hop duo Bad Meets Evil. Rolling Stone ranked him 83rd on its list of 100 Greatest Artists of All Time, calling him the King of Hip Hop. Including his work with D12 and Bad Meets Evil, Eminem has had ten number-one albums on the Billboard 200 and 5 number-one singles on the Billboard Hot 100, and 13 worldwide.
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15 Kanye West Ye (born Kanye Omari West; June 8, 1977) is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer and fashion designer. He is regarded as one of the most influential, as well as controversial, artists of the 21st century. ...read more.

He'd just talk about how much better he is than everyone else,and scam "I am GOD!

16 Gorgroth

It would be terrible for Gorgoroth to come to a kids birthday party, the poor child would probably be scared to death, unless the kid happens to like this type of music.

They would learn to be satanic

I know, it's a band.

17 Selena Gomez Selena Marie Gomez is an American actress and singer. She is best known for songs like "Come & Get It", "Good For You", "Same Old Love", and "It Ain't Me". Selena Gomez's voice is mezzo-soprano but she usually sings in alto. She is best known for her role as Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place.
18 Lil Jon Jonathan Smith, better known by his stage name Lil Jon, is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, entrepreneur, DJ and actor.
19 Blood On The Dance Floor Blood on the Dance Floor was an American electronic music group from Orlando, Florida, originally consisting of Dahvie Vanity and several other members over time. The group formed in 2006, with former members including Jayy Von Monroe (2009–2016) and Garrett Ecstasy (2009), all of whom provided vocals for the project... read more

I would take the pleasure in beating them up, though.

It's fine at a teen's party but not at a kid's party.

Hide your tween girls!

20 2 Live Crew The 2 Live Crew was an American hip-hop group from Miami, Florida. They caused considerable controversy with the sexual themes in their work, particularly on their 1989 album As Nasty As They Wanna Be.
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22 Lady Gaga Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, known professionally as Lady Gaga, is an American singer, songwriter, and actress.

On the start of her career, she performed at an event called the Lollapalooza Festival during 2007 whereby a record label company Interscope found her due to her performance being “amusing” to watch. Since Interscope found her, she was a mastermind behind her songs with a team of producers namely Rob Fusari and RedOne. Most of her songs were deep unreleased cuts, due to her having more than 30 songs and 17 were picked. ...read more.
23 Kelly Clarkson Kelly Brianne Clarkson is an American singer, songwriter and children's book author. She rose to fame in 2002 after winning the inaugural season of the television series American Idol, which earned her a record deal with RCA Records. Clarkson's debut single, "A Moment Like This", topped the US Billboard Hot 100 chart and became the country's best-selling single of 2002. It was followed by the release of her debut album, Thankful (2003), which debuted atop the US Billboard 200. Trying to reinvent her image, Clarkson decided to part ways with Idol management and her second album, Breakaway (2004), featured a pop rock sound. It sold over 12 million copies worldwide and earned Clarkson two Grammy ...read more.

She sexually abuses her kids. Imagine what she will do to your kid.

Why would you invite a child molester!

24 Varg Vikernes Louis Cachet, (born Kristian Vikernes) more popularly known as Varg Vikernes, is a Norwegian musician, writer, and a convicted murderer and arsonist. He is known as the frontman of the one-man band Burzum (named after a word in the Black Speech, which is a fictional language in J.R.R. Tolkien's The ...read more.
25 Soulja Boy DeAndre Cortez Way (born July 28, 1990), known professionally as Soulja Boy Tell 'Em or simply Soulja Boy, is an American rapper and record producer. In September 2007, his debut single "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" peaked at number 1 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100. The single was initially self-published ...read more.
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