Worst My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Shippings

This list about all hated MLP couples due to uncanon. Just Mare X Stallion Pairings. So no Mare X Mare or Stallion X Stallion couples. Also no Couples such as Dusk Shine X Twilight Sparkle (that would be dating yourself).
The Top Ten
1 Rainbow Dash X Soarin

To the comment asking "Why is this even on here? ": I don't know where you got your info from. AppleDash has consistently been the top popular shipping since people started shipping characters in this show. You won't believe me, but that just proves your ignorance and/or lack of credible sources.

I love SoarinDash because Rainbow was always there for Soarin whenever he was, oh, I dunno...Plumeting To His Death for, like the fourth time. Plus, Spitfire Didn't do spam whenever something like this happened...So Spitfire kinda screwed him over..

It is overrated...But I just think that Rainbow Dash saved Soarin so many times now. And has Spitfire dine anything OH LAST TINE I CHECKED SHE JUST SCREWED HIM OVER

WHY is this even on here? Rainbow Dash and Soarin are the top rated couple. Well the last time I checked it was AM I WRONG OH NO BETTER CHECK AGAIN.

2 Rarity x Sweetie Belle

They are SISTERS for celestia's sake! Who the bucking HAY composed this!

This is so creepy. Kill this ship and let it burn in hell. This is just bad

What?!? People ship this!?!? They're SISTERS!

Creepy incest that should not exist

3 Pokey Pierce X Pinkie Pie

Pokey Pierce does NOT go with Pinkie Pie. He is just a background pony that showed up at a party. Plus, Pokey pops balloons. And if you know Pinkie Pie, she would NOT like that at all! Cheese is a better match in my opinion.

They never talked to each other, he just popped a balloon at a party and I don't Pinkie would go out with someone who may destroy her balloons.

Yup. Never talked, was barely even a major part, just stupid. It isn't even one of those opposite attract, It's just a jerk with an overly silly pony. It will never work.

Yeah, you're right. They never interacted, so, why is this even a shipping?

4 Discord x Celestia

Dislestia is so stupid! Seriously I think the only reason people started shiping this in the first place is because there around the same height! Lol :). Seriously though! Celestia is just like twilight! Where do you think twi got it from? Anyways! There both into harmony all the way no exception! Discord hates harmony besides! There both clean and organized... I don't think Celestia could deal with that, also There personalities just don't match! COME ON! It's clear to see discord doesn't feel that way about her! And what about the comics? I ship Celestia and Sombra all the way! Flutters is defiantly a better match for discord! Again! This is my opinion! But! It's an opinion that's right!

I love and the truth is that they give a couple of tracks of a possible present infatuation or one revivimiento past. For example, in ''The return of harmony'', although he says a little sarcastic, Discord says: '' Did you miss me, Celestia? Yes I missed you '', few chapters later he asks Twi Celestia and her friends to reform Discord. During Twilight's Kingdom, Celestia Discord asks to help with the problem of Tirek and although Discord gaffe to the bottom and betrays her, when everything ends flatters him some flowers Celestia and winks. Then '' making new friends with Discord '' Celestia is the only one who laughs at his joke and also invited to the gala. I do not know about you but it seems to me that these two do not look so unbearable each other.

I do really love this ship and HATE FlutterCord. Discord only got jealous of Fluttershy because he never had a REAL friend before, and it made him think he didn't have a friend anymore. He would've done the same if his really close friend became Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, or Rarity. I just don't get FlutterCord at all and can't see why others like it so much.

Okay, let me tell you something.. FLUTTERCORD IS A BAD SHIP! Discord looks old doesn't he? I mean if I'm the only person thinking that, then you guys are weird! Fluttershy is such a Dear! Why would people ship her that kind of Maniacal, kind of Animal THING? People shipping her with Discord because he has animals mixed with him. SO WHAT IF.

5 Rarity X Prince Blueblood

Blue blood treated Rarity like a peasant and expected her to treat him like a prince. I don't think Rarity would be giving Blueblood any second chances any time soon, and it doesn't really look like he would want one either,

Yes, agree completely. Though Rarity does not really match up with anyone, her best match is fancy pants I think, because he was kind to her, and defended her more "uncivilized" as some may call it ponyville friends.

Blueblood is a selfish snobby jerk who only cares about himself. I match Blueblood with Trixie and Rarity with Thunderlane or Spike. And Rarity deserves so much better than Blueblood!

Prince blueblood only thinks of himself and doesn't care about Rarity at all!

6 Apple Bloom x Applejack

They are sisters! And applebloom is a child! So its incest and pedophilia! my god what goes throught these peoples heads!?

7 Comet Tail X Twilight Sparkle

Ugh. Too overdone. Also, looks don't say everything. She could have been with a billion other ponies that loves astronomy.

Same Thing with Pokey x Pinkie.

Its just so bland

This couple is just uncanon and not creative at all on my opinion. Just because Comet Tail's design is similar to Shining Armor's and Twilight is an Alicorn like Princess Cadence?

8 Rainbow Dash x Fluttershy

Why do so many bronies think Dash is lesbian? She's just a tomboy! And Fluttershy? She is super girly! Why the heck is this does anyone ship these two?

There isn't any evidence that either of them are lesbian. Show me some evidence and then I'll take it a little more seriously.

I am totally a homophobe, this is literally like so gross! Flutters is obviously not GAY! -shutters-.
Although, sometimes I question rainbows gender. Lol

I don't like this ship and Fluttershy is not Girly she is shy rarity is GIRLY

9 Pinkie Pie x Limestone Pie

Grosser than gross. Why do so many of these ships involve incest?

Is that even a ship?

10 Spike X Sweetie Belle

This is on the list and Button Mash x Sweetie Belle isn't. What is wrong with you people?! Two characters that make sense because one is everything the other wants but would actually make more sense to be interested in them? Screw that, put it on the worst list! Two characters that never interact outside of fan content but appeared on the same screen for a second and a half so they're totally into each other? ALL OF THE SHIPPING! Seriously people, this is why LyraBon was stupid initially. I am disgusted with the brony community these days.

This ship isn't the worst and I kinda like it, but I ship Spike with Rarity and Sweetie Belle with Button

This ship makes no sense but is way better than Spike x Rarity which is straight up paedophilia.

The Contenders
11 Maud Pie x Marble Pie
12 Soarin X Spitfire

He should really be with Dash. She's saved him so many times now, and Spitfire kinda screwed him over in Rainbow Falls.

I ship rainbow dash and Soarin mostly, but I guess this ship would work better than some others on this list.

It is a reasonable couple, but to me spitfire seems too mature for soarin and Id rather see him with Rainbow Dash.

But I like this couple:(

13 Fluttershy x Discord

Now I do not hate this ship, but I am a true Dislestia. One of the reasons I don't like this ship is because to me its not logical. Discord is thousands of years old and Fluttershy is what, 20 maybe? Not to mention if Discord can live forever what is going to happen to Fluttershy and all of their kids? Will Discord just slowly watch them all die out? If you ask me that sounds horrible. I get why people say that Fluttershy likes animals and Discord is a bunch of different ones, but besides that I don't see this working out too well. Wow I'm surprised you read all of this. Rant over.

It's so overrated and boring as hell. I don't understand why people love it and the fan service in the show is way too much.

There are very few reasons they are actually paired together mostly because people believe the false idea that opposites attract for relationships which psychology has shown that opposites only last for short term relationships and tend to be very toxic to both. Discord is also highly manipulative and controlling of Fluttershy which would lead to it being a further toxic relationship and based on Fluttershy being able to stand up for herself now she would break it off (let's face it there is NO way Discord would change, it would change his entire character). There of course is the idea of age which, a being that may be older than Celestia with a basically teenage pony, yeah that's super creepy, he even chooses to look old and his EG equivalent should probably look like he's at least 60 with a lot of gray in his hair; imagine a 60 year old with a teenager.

Besides this the only reason I've ever heard why people like Discord is because of the voice actor who plays him. Frankly ...more

I hate this ship it doesn't make any sense they are just Friends.. FRIENDS...

14 Shining Armor x Twilight Sparkle

Why isn't this any higher? This "ship", if I can even call it that is disgusting.

Ugh! This ship disgusts me! Thank god it's on here!

Brother x sister ships are really bad

They are siblings you sickos!

15 Flash Sentry X Twilight Sparkle

Flash Sentry and Twilight Sparkle is forced so hard that it makes me hate it. It's absolutely terrible, and makes no sense as a ship.

For one, Flash (the one she actually spends time with, from here on in called Brad) is a HUMAN BEING, a completely different species from Twilight. She may be human on one side of the mirror, but Brad is a human, and doesn't have the same experiences as a pony, it would be different if he were from Equestria as well.

Brad also has absolutely no character, and is nothing more than a cardboard cutout "cool guy". All we know about him is that he dated Sunset, and he plays guitar. That's literally it.

Flash makes Twilight turn into some stuttering, silly idiot! She used to be a smart, awesome pony. But he just turned her into a teenybopper; but just a pony.
The Mane Six are technically teenagers, that's why the Equestria Girls go to Canterlot High. Then that stupid Flash turned up and transformed the girls into silly idiots. Why do the boyfriends always ruin things?

I'm indifferent. I don't like flash's character, but the show is hinting at their relationship. Maybe since the ship was not created by viewers, but is a real thing is why people dislike it.

in the series flash basically crushes on her, she crushes on him, they don't confess, and I hate this bc she leaves him bc she has a better understanding and more important duties, so he's just there as a background character...I hate him

16 Rarity X Fancy Pants

To me I do like and do not think fancy is so old, some people develop more hair and faster than others so maybe mustache left to look more sophisticated and refined, besides her voice seems someone with almost or more half a century old, I think it is rather close to the 30 years of age, 28 or so and Rarity has as 21-22. I do not understand why everyone says they are married, if they say Fleur, she does not appear on stage or 3 minutes total in the whole chapter. Besides that unlike others Canterlot ponies, Rarity not judged or his friends for being Ponyvilley, until defended and praised. Those two have a future.

DISGUSTING. Fancy Pants is too old has a mare friend/ probably even married for all I care. Rarity needs to find someone fresher.

This couple is really disgusting! It have a dead potentian, stupid and pathetic cliches, plus makes absolutely zero sense! Plus, the guy with the mustache is already married and too old for Rarity! Taking into account the status, it at least 50 (40 minimum)! Rarity maximum of 22! Rarity can find someone younger and more interesting than the old fart in the money! LOL!

Here is where I have to object. I do enjoy this couple. Though there is an age diff, what about spike and rarity? That is an even bigger gap. Also, they seem to enjoy each others company, and Fancy Pants stood up for her friends, saying they were charmingly rustic. Their interests suit eachother too. I really don't see the problem here.

17 Doctor Whooves X Twilight Sparkle

Flutter cord is awesome! But back to the topic, yes I agree. Their couple is shown in light in slice of life in which the doctor helps Derpy, and Derpy says he looks handsome. Besides, twilight is into magic, while he likes science. And like they just don't have the looks for a good couple either. -Sophie

Agree completely. Ditzy and the doctor just have this cute couple charicteristic that twilight and the doctor don't. But that's my opinion. It is like my all time favorite ship, flutter cord. I hate the idea of fluttershy and Big Mac, or celestial and discord.

Excactly what I was about 2 say! Derpy and Doctor whooves are a really cute couple, with large contrasts in character making them more interesting, while twilight and doctor whooves is more boring. By the way, I hate fluttermac and Dislestia too, FLUTTERCORD FOREVER!

Meh, Doctor Whooves is better with Ditzy Doo and Twilight Sparkle is better with Flash Sentry

18 Rarity x Trenderhoof

I hate trenderhoof period, so any ship with him is annoying in my opinion. Though its not as bad as rarity x sweetie belle...

I ship Trenderhoof with Applejack HATERS GONNA HATE

I hate trenderhoof

TrenderJack is a better ship.

19 Pinkie Pie x Marble Pie
20 Diamond Tiara x Blueblood

So, basically, this ship says that Prince Blueblood is a pedo? I mean, come on; Diamond Tiara is around nine or ten, and Blueblood is in his twenties - at least!

WHAT! this is actually a thing? they are both mean...but blueblood never changed. they do like fancy things and all. THE AGE JUST RUINS IT!

I NEVER EVER thought about this but..
If Diamond Tiara was older it would be perfect

21 Pinkie Pie x Maud Pie

WHAT that's just wrong to ship them! What's wrong with people these days?!

22 Babs Seed x Apple Bloom
23 Shining Armour x Queen Chrysalis

Yes, since does when does brainwashing=love?

I agree completely

24 Granny Smith x Applejack

You know, some days I wouldn't touch Thetoptens with a 38 foot pole, but yet, here I am, witnessing my little pony ships while typing sentences with too many commas.

Are you guys crazy? You are telling me that you hate a straight couple the most (rainbowdash-soarin) and not this?

Why is this 37th one, its gross I mean come on dude!

Burn it with the fire.

25 Applejack x Rarity

I have no problems with it, though I personally can't see any of the mane 6 as anything more than best buddies

This is my favorite lesbian ship, but it is hard for me to see the mane six as more than friends.

This ship is the best and I love it so much. It shouldn't even be mentioned here.

I loathe this ship

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