Worst Names of All Time

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41 Sextina

Parents: We should boost our child's probability of becoming a hooker!
Friend: How?
Parents: By naming her Sextina!
Friend:... - username34

This woman better watch out because there are a lot of perverts out there who love these type of names!

WHY? SERIOUSLY! WHY? WHO DOES THIS? Her parents must have a very sick humor and with there daughter purposely offend everyone who meets her.

Sex... Tina what?

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42 Shaniqua

I hate all of these ghetto names. Just because you are of a different social class doesn't mean you should name your kid something ridiculous like this! It sounds like a tiny Latin American country!

Read the book freakonomics. Even if I liked the name, you have doomed the child to a lifetime of negative assumptions. I'm not saying it's fair, it reality. For similar reasons I wouldn't name my kid "Rothchild".

I love this name, it's mine and my friends nickname "shaniqua the lamb" this shouldn't be on the list, it's an awesome name.

It is a funny silly ass name bitch

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43 Barney

It only works if you're having a big, annoying purple dinosaur who has his own sitcom.

IS he or she that purple dinosaur that I used to watch when I was little or something?

Barney Rubble! He's one of the favourite character of all time.

Barney from the Simpsons

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44 Sacha

Spell it normally at least. Sasha. - username34

Too bad Sasha and Sacha don't even sound the same.

You would say this name as sucker

That's my dogs name

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45 Benalia
46 Jesus

The only person that's name should be Jesus, is THE JESUS! - afeldman21

I love the name, but the only person who should be name this is the Jesus. Sure there are worst names but people shouldn't name there kids that. But I don't think version 2.0 is even a name. And number 1 would even name there kid dick or gaylord. Bad bad parents!

Actually there are many men in the Bible who were named Jesus. It's a form of Yeshua or Joshua. So the Son of God really didn't have a unique name that no one else should have. Having said that, I probably wouldn't use it except in a story. Can you see yourself standing on the porch and hollering for your son Jesus to get his butt home to supper? I could see this name being a bit of a burden to a boy... But it is better than Dick... Which is why my cousin Richard was nicknamed Richie or Ricky. Never could figure out where Dick comes out of Richard.

Only Jesus needs this name! JESUS CHRIST NOT JESUS ELBURTO

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47 Uthgherd

What? This is the dumbest name ever! - RockFashionista

I swear I've seen this one in Skyrim before

Haha sips uses this name

It sounds like a Norse god's name.

48 Boy

This name is like the name guy, is it like when boy is a kid then you call him boy and when boy is an adult you call him guy like stupid names.

Maybe there mutants or a lesbian had sex with her and just for cover called him boy

What if someone named their daughter this name...

Some Pervert in my class name is "My'Son"

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49 Texture Dude

Look at this dude

No

Best name.
If they go missing, you can put up a purple and black cube poster.
"Missing Texture". - mattstat716

50 Barbara
51 Frank

Frank Sinatra. History class. Don't remember who the name belongs to though. I think it was a singer. - username34

Well, we have the bringer of the worst show of the internet. FILTHY FRANK MOTHAF***A! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Frank Furter. Comes from an even worse name, Francis.

52 Danil
53 Kyia

It's spelt kiyah

54 Kimmy
55 Billy Bob

Now that there is Billy Bob's kid junior, then he had a kid. His name is Bobby Bill - SirSkeletorThe3rd

This is someone's name in Cubit Castles with like, the BIGGEST clan EVER!

Billy bob is a hillbilly name so I will never name a kid billy bob.

what...

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56 Gertrude

The sound you make when you barf

I like this name, I'm reading a book at my school library called Margaret and the moth tree and in it there is a person called gertrude

I was almost named this. Good thing I got Grace.

Remember that ugly bird named Gertrude from Because of Winn-Dixie

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57 Mackleroy

ARE YOU ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS?! This name reminds me of a fish, for some reason... I know! MACKEREL! That's what it is! Who would name their kid that?

"Hi! My name's Mackleroy!
"MACKEREL?! "
"No! Makeleroy! "
"Whatever."

58 Gavin

What are you talking about? This name is awesome!

What's wrong with gavin

For a boy its awesome

Phaha ths name reminds me of this bum called javin

59 Fred

, its Fred from YouTube, not this annoying bastard!

Also because Captain Cookie grew a creepy obsession with a skull and named it

I love this name because of Fred Jones and Fred Flintstone

Laugh out loud I named a ball fred

60 Pillow

Pillow and Fluffy would make good twin names, when in older my twins would be named Pillow and Fluffy

Pillow and Blanket. South park. - username34

WHAT THE HECK?! Can I sleep on you? PLEEASE? Oh wait... I do every night.

Scene: Olympics
Announcer: Now we present to you... PILLOW! - TwilightKitsune

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