Top Ten Worst Nirvana Songs

Even their worst songs can be considered good songs so don't hate

The Top Ten

1 Hairspray Queen

Only true Nirvana fans would know that Kurt was using his vocals on this song poorly on purpose. - Kfox101

One of my favourite Nirvana songs!

2 Beans

This is one that I've never seen a single fan defend. It's that bad.

This needs to be Number 1 its god awful literally no positives at all - christangrant

You do know that this song is a joke, right? - Gruunge

3 Moist Vagina

Whats this I don't know in what kurt was think8n about doing this one 🤯

4 Endless, Nameless

The whole album is ok, but this song sucks. What is Kurt even singing? And the solo is just noise. - Userguy44

5 Beeswax

There is no such thing as a bad Nirvana song...

6 Mr. Moustache

This was the second-best song from their debut album. It's one of their best songs.

What this is one of their best - Gruunge

One of the best on Bleach - FettiMC

This song is awesome. - CaptainMowzker

7 Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Though the Strip
8 Tourette's

What's so bad about this? - CaptainMowzker

9 Jam
10 Big Long Now

This song is amazing, really shouldn't be on this list. - Gruunge

The Newcomers

? They Hung Him on a Cross

The Contenders

11 Smells Like Teen Spirit

Yes this song is overrated but its not bad and it shouldn't be on this list - christangrant

Not bad, but very overrated. Even Kurt hated it.

Overrated, but I wouldn't call it bad. It's catchy in my opinion. - Userguy44

I hate this song because it's a ripoff of Blue Öyster Cult's Godzilla.

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12 Downer

This song is badass - Kfox101

Really? this song is awesome - christangrant

13 Blandest

My ears...

14 Spank Thru

Are you kidding me? This song is excellent! - Kfox101


15 Big Cheese
16 Clean Up Before She Comes
17 Scentless Apprentice
18 Rape Me

I Bet this is only on here because of the title of the song - christangrant

Torette's is amazing to be honest - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

19 Mexican Seafood

This is the lowest of the low for me. Worst lyrics I have ever heard in a Nirvana song. - NuMetalManiak

20 Stay Away

What this is great - Gruunge

21 I Hate Myself and I Want to Die

No this is one of their best - christangrant

22 Breed

Maybe the best song on Nevermind. - Userguy44

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Top Remixes (8)

1. Downer
2. Hairspray Queen
3. Beeswax
1. Blandest
2. Spank Thru
3. Clean Up Before She Comes
1. Beans
2. Hairspray Queen
3. Endless, Nameless

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