Top 10 Worst Nostalgia Critic Episodes

The Top Ten
1 The Wall

Of all the videos that Doug Walker has made over the years, Nostalgia Critic or non NC, this is the absolute worst. Worse than Melvin, Brother of The Joker and much worse than Let's Play: Bart's Nightmare.

I could get started on how the idea of reviewing the movie was a terrible idea and making it into a musical parody was even worse or how Doug had no knowledge of the original album but the worst moment was the parody of Another Brick In The Wall Part II.

As someone that had a hard time in school, I take it very personally that Doug assumes that anyone who complains about the school system needs to "grow some balls" (Gee, how very progressive of you, Doug).
For a man that was severely bullied in school he has no sympathy for those who suffer under the dehumanizing school system and even today there are many who suffer for a plethora of reasons. He is also blisfully unaware of what the British school system was back then or even what it is like today (stuck in the ...more

This review was garbage and it should be number 1. I wouldn't even call it a review. It was a horribly done parody of The Wall with awful singing and Doug missing the entire point of the album and movie. He also calls Goodbye Blue Sky an Oscar bait song when the album came out a few years before the movie. He spends the entire video bashing on the album and calling it pretentious and whiny but claims it was a love letter to Pink Floyd and he gives a half assed opinion saying he "liked it okay but it was a little full of itself" Let's not forget Corey Taylor's insulting role in the video. They just have him sitting around doing nothing only for him to sing the Spongebob theme song at the end. This "review" was a spit to the face to Pink Floyd and especially to Roger Waters and also a complete waste of 40 minutes. Skip this one at all costs. As what Phantomstrider says, "this falls under the category of ROTTEN"

Total garbage! Very boring and stupid

2 Hocus Pocus

Talk about a major disappointment, like how can you prove a movies bad when they aren't any clips not one just this review if you can even call it that just couldn't bear with me

This was the most boring episode he ever made, and I usually love all of his videos. Sadly,this one dragged on a little way too long and sort of isolated fans who were unfamiliar with what the movie was even about. And the songs that kept getting too much focus weren't that entertaining.

This wasn't even a review, it was just basically low budget parody of the movie. Hell it was basically him saying "I hate this movie and it;s stupid", but it never really gave us an idea WHY he hated it.

First Jurrassic World, Then this, Then Mad Max, then Pixels, then Star Wars, has he still not caught on that we don't like these kind of reviews?

3 Let's Play Bart's Nightmare

Yeah. A lot of people hate this but when I watch it, it wasn’t horrible but I mostly found it to be boring.

4 Deadpool 2

Way worse than the Ernest Saves Christmas review (I actually thought that was decent, I don't get why it is so high)

5 Sailor Moon Sailor Moon is a Japanese shōjo manga series by Naoko Takeuchi. It was originally serialized in Nakayoshi from 1991 to 1997; the 52 individual chapters were published in 18 tankōbon volumes. ...read more.

He didn't even watch the entire series, stopped the review in its tracks to do that pointless Japan rant, and he only saw the terrible English dub, he basically gave people the wrong impression of the show. - SailorSedna

Not only does he show a extremely biased opinion of the show due to the fact he doesn't watch much Anime (Should've gotten someone like MarzGurl or JesuOtaku to do the Review with him) he decides to dissect the show based upon the infamously awful DiC English Dub.

This review came off as crude. He spent more time focusing on the characters' appearances than the actual plot. And don't even get me started on the talking dick scene.

"The show is popular because of its strict formula! "

*The formula literally changes ten episodes in.*

6 Master of Disguise

Because of the way he treated his staff, so unnatural and out of order.

I actually think this is one of the best. Why all the hate?

7 Last Action Hero
8 The Cat In the Hat
9 Ernest Saves Christmas

"Yeah, I think he entertains the autistic children." Spoken like a true virgin Internet cringelord who will never get laid.

The Autism Joke Made Me Quit Watching Him Until His Apology Came Out.

10 Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*** Ups Part 3
The Contenders
11 Full House

I Love The Nostalgic Critic But I absolutely Hate This episode because I Love Full House it's a little Corny & Chessey but it's wasn't like it back in the day. So Yeah I Love The Nostalgia Critic But This Episode SUCKS In My Opinion

Nostalgia Critic's final thoughts are similar to mine. - The Ultimate Daredevil, who sees NO APPEAL AT ALL TO FULL HOUSE! >8(

I thought he made a lot of good points, and it was funny

12 Eight Crazy Nights

It was basically just half an hour of him complaining about Whitey's voice and the poop jokes. There wasn't anything insightful about this review.

While he has criticized other films that I've enjoyed before too, those reviews were at least insightful and funny. For example I love Space Jam, but I also enjoyed the review of it. It was insightful, he defended his positions and was hilarious.

The Eight Crazy Nights review was the equivalent of him just sitting for a half hour saying "this sucks, this sucks, this sucks".

The sketches dragged on for too long, and it relied on shock humor which really is in no way classier than toilet humor. An irony I don't think was intended.

What? This was a hilarious episode!

13 Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

He doesn't learned anything for the hocus pocus review?

14 Jurassic Park III

Why was he so worked up over the T-Rex losing to the Spinosaurus? I thought that scene was awesome. The way the Spinosaurus crunched the T-Rex's neck was epic. And he had to make a big deal over it? He really doesn't know how the animal kingdom works.

The Spinosaurus's neck and jawline was made more for catching fish. It certainly wouldn't be powerful enough to break the neck of a T-Rex like the movie made it out to be.
A better complaint though would be his over-usage of the "Alan" joke.

15 The Lost World: Jurassic Park

I along with many others thought that this was a good movie and Nostalgia Critic here wasn't really thinking it through and seemed to just harp on the movie for the sake of harping on it.

I agree on some of his points in this review but this was better then jp3. The only one he should have done a review for

I bet he only made this episode just to piss people off!

16 The Lorax

Oh boy a nostalgia critic fanboy

Ass-hole, it had strong heart

The movie was good, why did he get super mad at it

Since I Like This Movie
I Got Really Pissed At Him

17 Gordy

It's not THAT terrible. It at least has heart and catchy hip-hop in it!

18 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
19 Nicktoons

No matter how much you love Classic Nickelodeon as a whole, I will admit that Nostalgia Critic was so right about Nickelodeon's flaws, even back then. Doug isn't that terrible. Its animation is traditionally breathtaking, yet it looks amateurish. I at least see where the crap jokes from Rugrats comes from. Ben T. Looney said why he dislikes Rugrats. And about Mrs. Bighead... OH GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS HER PROBLEM?! And about these girls commenting Arnold in the theme song together... - The Ultimate Daredevil

20 Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

Stop with making Alvin chipmunks movies

The critic is a complete jerk in this one.

One of the best reviews.

21 The Jungle Book (2016)

Why does even hate every live action Disney movie some are them are good like the jungle book and beauty and the beast

Before watching this video, I already knew that he's gonna bash it. After all, he hates Disney reboots with a passion.

22 Jurassic World

This is when the clipless reviews started and boy did this episode suck the story he got is wrong and the way he poetrays the characters is so wrong
He thinks that the Indominus rex is a giant raptor but it’s not and the ne name he gives the indominus coke2 is just stupid this episode is start of the downfall of the critic

I bet he only made this episode just to piss people off!

23 Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Oh my crap where do I start? Well first off this was terrible and don’t even get me started on that terrible Notre Dame Fire joke! OH YEAH he actually made a joke about Notre Dame burning down only a few weeks after the tragedy. He should be ashamed of himself for doing a joke like that! That joke is an insult to religious people and to the church itself

24 Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

OH MY CRRRAP! This review was so horrible all of the jokes he makes in this review are flat don’t make sense and cheaply insulting to the viewers! NO EFFORT WAS PUT INTO THIS IT JUST FEELS LIKE HE WENT ON AUTOPLAY FOR THE MAJORITY OF THIS REVIEW. This movie is actually pretty good but everyone fails to see it because we all have the STUPID internet critics to blame for it. And he calls the indoraptor coke3😡 Crap you doug

25 Disneycember: The Aristocats

This was not a Nostalgia Critic episode, Doug was reviewing this movie as himself and not as NC.

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