Worst Pee Colors


The Top Ten

1 Red

What the heck is with this list the only pee I know of is yellow, clear, and red... Who pees blue pee? Or even turquoise and green, I mean seriously people! - Floridagal777

Yeah pretty much any color but yellow or clear! Is not a good combination, but I go with red because that is like really bad!

You people are idiots. Pee can only be yellow or red (which is bloody pee), not all this crap.

This is blood. If you’re a girl and you have your period it’s OK and normal but if you’re a boy or any female younger than age 8 then it’s not normal

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2 Blue

This list=what what what. There is no such thing as green, blue, or black pee. Seriously, whoever made this list is either really high or really stupid.

If your pee comes out in any color other than yellow or clear, consult a doctor immediately.

Once I peed with white but all ecxept white and yellow they don't exist maybe just when you drink paint but normal people pee yellow - simpsondude

3 Yellow

Just imagine that yellow pee! I wouldn't be able to live with myself anymore!

This is the normal color of pee. All the others (except red) are complete crap.

Shouldn't be yellow. Not unique enough. - ashwinganesan

4 Indigo

Indigo is a beautiful color, but if you pee that color then you need to see a doctor.

This list is hilarious! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 Black

Black? How the hell do you get black pee? Laugh out loud - dragonguy144

Maybe if you ate undissolved Kool-Aid you could get this color of pee. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

My friend did black per.Not completely black..

6 Green

Don't panic if you have green, it most likely means you have eaten green food dye - pupcatdog

7 White

They say a white pee appears when you pee with your mouse instead of your ass

This is CLEAR PEE!

8 Orange

It hapoens

9 Rainbow

Haha! This is the most random list on here, I'm sure! Worst Pee Colours! And the funniest thing is, people are actually having a debate about it! I think I've got this one covered by voting this, don't you? Worst pee colours indeed! Haha! - Britgirl

Just wanted to say I died reading this list so funny but WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN RAINBOW? Unless you're A... UNICORN?

(pees rainbow) Yay I'm a unicorn! Wait... I'm the first ever unicorn. I'm worth a million dollars! - funnyuser

Like your life

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10 Purple

The Contenders

11 Gray
12 Pink

Pink lemonade, made freshly from the animal body! - Powerfulgirl10

This is probably bloody pee.


13 Turquoise
14 Olive

That's crazy

15 Gold

This is bright yellow pee

1 Million Dollar Pee!

16 Lilac
17 Bordeaux

What color is this? Someone please tell me. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Just look it up.

It's brown.

18 Silver

Can you sell it alol! :)f..

19 Lime
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