Worst People to Back You Up In a Fight

Imagine you're just going into a small fight on the street corner. How would the person affect the situation? Will they make it worse? How would he show what kind of person you are?
The Top Ten
1 Someone Who Secretly Hates You

I can see it now; you're standing up to the bully, and the guy backing you up will act like you insulted the bully's mother or something so you get crushed.

Alright, attack him. What are you doing, I said attack him! No don't come for me go to him! Nooo!

2 A Pacifist
3 A Paraplegic
4 A Cannibal

Might be good at fighting but he'll end up eating everyone and probably you.

Yes this is bad

5 Your Nan

She might end up getting hurt :(

6 A Blind Guy
7 A Nudist

I'd fight a nudist any day

8 A Child

Bad idea. The child getting hurt, is worse than you getting hurt.

9 A Constant Trash Talker

He'll end up making the situation worse

10 A Nun
The Contenders
11 A Rapist

He'll go up your back end. Not back you up

12 A Zombie
13 A Serial Killer
14 An idiot
15 A Wimp
16 A Nerd
17 Your Parents

Yeah, people will think you squealed.

18 A Priest
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