Worst Pizza Toppings

TopTenJackson
Here is a list of things you should NEVER put on pizza.

The Top Ten

1 Chocolate

Worst type of pizza - zuni

Ummm... I have no idea why anybody would even think of this.

True. But if it's a cookie pizza, then chocolate would be one of the ingredients, but melted. 🍫🍪😋

2 Anchovies

I'm a vegetarian, and I can't exactly say why anchovies are on pizza most of the time, POOR LITTLE FISH. - TopTenJackson

Wonder what wackjob invented this topping? - Alpha101

What? You guys don't like to eat a little slippery hairy fish on your pizza? :( I feel alone (note: sarcasm) - Plantera

Why would you kill fish JUST TO HAVE THIS ICKNESS!?

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3 Baked Beans

No thanks

Beans beans good for u eat the more u fart the u eat the more you fart the more u sit on the toliet seat

4 Oreos Oreos
5 Marshmallows

Melt on it. Just keep it as candy

6 Pineapple

When I first heard of a topping, pineapple, It sounds like a disgusting pizza topping to have on pizza because It's fruit. A few weeks egos, I try Hawaiian pizza from Papa John's pizza and pineapple is actually a pretty good pizza topping and it's a sweet pizza topping to have. It was my first time eating pineapple as a pizza topping. You should try pineapple on a pizza topping, and everybody should too. You should like pineapple pizza in your first time, you would probably like it a lot. Why Pineapple is on this list? Take Pineapple out of this list! It's one of the best pizza toppings ever!

I'm Italian and we Italians find outrageous that Americans like to put Pineapple on pizza. There is no such thing as fruits and/or poultry on Pizza! (At least not traditionally)

I have never seen pineapples served over a bed of marinara sauce on any restaurant menu! So there ya go, pineapple never belongs on pizza, drop the mic.

Blame canada

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7 Rice
8 Bone

I asked for a BONELESS pizza, but they got bone in it and it was nasty.

9 Squid Squid Squid are cephalopods of the order Teuthida, which comprises around 304 species. Like all other cephalopods, squid have a distinct head, bilateral symmetry, a mantle, and arms.

Why would anyone even think to put squid on a pizza? Anything from the sea has no business on a pizza.

umm ew

10 Bananas

Who thought up this idea? Fruit DOES NOT belong on a pizza!

Gross so so gross I hate banana

Who in the world puts bawnawna on der pisa? Like mi spelin? Oh... I love chu bawnawna!... But not on pizza. blech wrec meck!

The Newcomers

? Apples Apples

I hope no one actually puts these on pizza.

The Contenders

11 Cherries

Honey nut cheerios are even better

12 Olives

My whole family eats olives on pizza! (I personally don't like them) but it doesn't deserve to be on this list!

These taste so horrible they taste like dirt

I'm guessing the people who eat olives on pizzas are cannibals - Plantera

WHAT!

13 Mushrooms

Mushrooms are awesome on pizza, especially extra cheese and extra mushrooms.

Like eating a gummy candy with the flavor of dirty feet.

Mushroom pizza is my favorite of all time!

WHY? I LOVE MUSHROOMS!

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14 Corn

Since when is corn used as a topping?

Corn kernels are actually really tasty on top of pizza to be honest - Iliketoptens

Who puts corn on a pizza? Who’s idea was that? It doesn’t really do anything good.

15 Pepperoni

What kind of idiot put this here

The greasy combination of cured beef and pork deserves to be number one on this list. You can't even tell what kind of meat its made of, pepperoni is literally greasy mystery meat.

Pepperoni is awesome! Who put pepperoni on this list its YUMMY!

I love pepperoni. I'm 7 years olf

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16 Pickles
17 Broccoli
18 Egg

Eww that is disgusting

19 Fish Fish

Poor little guys R.I.P from getting killed for horrible pizza

20 Surströmming
21 Hummus
22 Cheese

If it doesn't have cheese then it's not pizza! It's that simple. I would love to answer phones at a pizza shop for a week just to hear some of the crazy things people add on their pizzas, or in this case, don't add.

Really? It's what makes the pizza. I guess if you don't like as MUCH pizza, search "pizza napoletana" on Google images, it's only good in Naples, Italy, hence that's the name.

If it doesn't have cheese, it's not a pizza.

Its ot a pizza without cheese its just bread and toppings so why would you not

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23 Peppers

Gross

24 Spinach
25 Spam
26 Prunes
27 Ketchup

Ketchup on pizza is good. that is why this is so low.

28 Onions
29 Tuna

Again, seafood has no business on pizza!

30 Parmesan
31 Lettuce

Guys: don't have a salad bar on your pizza - princepretty

32 Shrimp Shrimp

Seafood and pizza never go well together - princepretty

33 Sauerkraut

Germans don't do this - princepretty

34 Avocado
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List Stats

100 votes
35 listings
4 years, 324 days old

Top Remixes

1. Chocolate
2. Oreos
3. Marshmallows
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1. Baked Beans
2. Chocolate
3. Cherries
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