Worst Places to Celebrate a Birthday


The Top Ten

1 McDonald's Bathrooms

Certainly makes the cake less appetizing... But on the plus side, celebrating in the bathroom saves you the money of renting out the restaurant.

Alright a McDonald's bathroom using that bad compared to a justin bieber

This should be number 1.

2 Graveyard Graveyard

Especially if you're saying it to someone over 60. - ethanmeinster

3 Justin Bieber Concert

This is the WORST place to have a birthday at. Your guests will leave 3 hours earlier than expected with their ears bleeding.

My hole body would explode if I had to do that

4 School

Homework? On your birthday? That sucks! - ethanmeinster

Should be first. I hate dealing with annoying people on my birthday. - railfan99

5 North Korea North Korea The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, also known as North Korea, is a country in Eastern Asia. Its capital is Pyongyang. It is currently ruled by the dictator Kim Jong-Un, after inheriting the title from his father, Kim Jong-Il, who inherited it from his father, Kim Il-Sung. ...read more.

But they have an amusement park!? - Gud_Spud


That would be awkward... - ethanmeinster

7 House Built Over an Indian Burial Site
8 Family Planning Clinic

You had to invite your girlfriend, didn't you? - ethanmeinster

9 In The Big Brother House

Why would you have a birthday here? Maybe Rachel Rilley will annoy your fellow patrons, and they will all leave. - Turkeyasylum

10 Execution Chamber

Imagine Happy birthday being sung while you're in the electric chair - bobbythebrony

The Contenders

11 Auschwitz
12 Hunger Games Arena

Hey, at least Peeta baked you some cake... OW! Darn arrows! - ethanmeinster

13 Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

Your birthday will be celebrated at 4:00 A.M. with the lights out! Yay! ! The animatronic band is coming to play! I wonder if they sing Happy Birthda... {dead} - ethanmeinster

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14 A Hospital
15 Satanic Church
16 Chuck E Cheese
17 The Sewers
18 Strip Club

This is a great place to celebrate a birthday

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19 Concentration Camp
20 A Mental Asylum
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1. Graveyard
2. Justin Bieber Concert
3. DMV
1. In The Big Brother House
2. School
3. McDonald's Bathrooms
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2. Execution Chamber
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