Worst Places to Celebrate a Birthday

The Top Ten

1 McDonald's Bathrooms

Certainly makes the cake less appetizing... But on the plus side, celebrating in the bathroom saves you the money of renting out the restaurant.

Alright a McDonald's bathroom using that bad compared to a justin bieber

This would be a weird place to have my birthday - trains45

This should be number 1.

2 Graveyard

That be kinda sad place and worst if I saw family graves there - trains45

Especially if you're saying it to someone over 60. - ethanmeinster

3 School

I always seemed to have my birthday on a school day except in 2007, 2010, 2012 and 2013, I graduated now I don't need to go to school on my birthday - trains45

Homework? On your birthday? That sucks! - ethanmeinster

Should be first. I hate dealing with annoying people on my birthday. - railfan99

What the put this #1 what place to celebrate a birthday is worse

4 Justin Bieber Concert

Hey Bieber haters plan your funeral, then get a gun and shoot yourself.

This is the WORST place to have a birthday at. Your guests will leave 3 hours earlier than expected with their ears bleeding.

My hole body would explode if I had to do that

5 A Hospital

I had to have my 2010 birthday in the hospital when I had asthma the evening before and had to stay overnight, lucky I got out of the hospital on my 2010 birthday - trains45

I had to on my 2010 birthday, because I had an asthma attack the evening before and I had to go to the hospital and stay the night, I got out of the hospital at least on my birthday, kinda sucked, then I got sick the day after and on my party 3 days later 2010 was probably my worst birthday

Unfortunately this is a reality for many sick kids :(

6 North Korea The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, also known as North Korea, is a country in Eastern Asia. Its capital is Pyongyang. It is currently ruled by the dictator Kim Jong-Un, after inheriting the title from his father, Kim Jong-Il, who in turn inherited it from his father, Kim Il-Sung. ...read more.

But they have an amusement park!? - Gud_Spud

7 Family Planning Clinic

You had to invite your girlfriend, didn't you? - ethanmeinster

Yeah that would be weird. - Powell


That would be awkward... - ethanmeinster

9 House Built Over an Indian Burial Site
10 In The Big Brother House

Why would you have a birthday here? Maybe Rachel Rilley will annoy your fellow patrons, and they will all leave. - Turkeyasylum

The Newcomers

? In a shack

The Contenders

11 Execution Chamber

For everyone who hates Justin Bieber on here YES!

Imagine Happy birthday being sung while you're in the electric chair - bobbythebrony

12 Auschwitz

Nazi Officer: Happy death day to you! Happy death day to you! Happy death day dear prisoner! Now it’s time to go in the gas chamber! - JoeBoi

13 At a gay pride event

My birthday is in June, I wouldn't want to go to one at all on my birthday or any day at all - trains45

14 A Closet
15 Hunger Games Arena

Hey, at least Peeta baked you some cake... OW! Darn arrows! - ethanmeinster

16 Satanic Church
17 Locked in a Cage

That would really suck to be locked in a cage on my birthday - trains45

Stay there you went in the woods though

18 At a nude beach
19 Prison

That would suck to be in prison on my birthday - trains45

Duh dumb things is that the police �" will come and that then youse get in a lot a big trouble

20 Concentration Camp

First people to get lit in an oven

21 Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

HEY! - Freddy_Fazbear

Your birthday will be celebrated at 4:00 A.M. with the lights out! Yay! ! The animatronic band is coming to play! I wonder if they sing Happy Birthda... {dead} - ethanmeinster

22 The Sewers

That would be a gross place to have my birthday - trains45

23 Strip Club

This is a great place to celebrate a birthday

Witf is this doing here

24 A Mental Asylum

You done ✅ it now that is bad

25 Chuck E Cheese

I would ride the derby horse all day

26 A Car
27 The police station
28 AT&T Park San Francisco

They beat the Dodgers. AGAIN. - ethanmeinster

29 In a forest that contains a fire rapidly spreading
30 Justin Bieber's House

Never go to his house on your birthday.

31 At boss's house


32 Fish Factory
33 The subway station
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