Top Ten Worst Places to Crash Your Car


The Top Ten

1 Into an Explosives Factory

Haha, that's what I call it - fatality - fuadmondeo

That's just, terrible, why would you even wanna do that? Gosh that would make a big dent in your car

DAMN, just that. Horrible place to crash. - floridiancat

Vrom, what the- KABOOM

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2 Into the Ocean

Well, I guess I like to watch the sharks swim by... - MoldySock

Scary. Your trapped in that car ya can't open the doors. Ya gonna die

I hope their are no sharks around

A.K.A. Suicidal. Straight you go into the shark's tummy. - Animefan12

3 Into Your Boss's House

You'd be more than just fired

Someone just got fired!

You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after crashing into their house - Jordansalesguy2392

Hm... Not very diplomatic, but tempting, surely... - HezarioSeth

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4 Into a National Monument

But you will be all over the news. - MyOpinion

Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower! - ethanmeinster

If you live after that you will be prisoned

Traffic around the arc in Paris should be sorted out - Harri666

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5 Into a Cliff Face

I wonder if Abraham Lincoln is not broken...

What if the cliff had Richard as a surname? Would that be OK? - Britgirl

6 Into a Wedding

Bad - unless it's your ex boyfriend's... - Britgirl

Or your ex girlfriend's wedding.

Hello PositronWildhawk. In answer to your question: no that didn't happen. Just goes to show the power of prayer amounts to very little. - Britgirl

In response to Britgirl; did that happen? - PositronWildhawk

7 Into an Active Volcano

Ohh- no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this... - funnyuser

You'd be burnt to a crisp. - Murvine_Taylor

8 Into a Rocket
9 Into A Public Bathroom

You can't even drive there

10 Into Your Office

Imagine your face when your car starts hurtling at 100mph into your own office and you just think "oh crap". Laugh out loud. - PositronWildhawk

My face would hurt so bad if it got hint laugh out loud

The Contenders

11 Into a Library

So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library, and you have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...

BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass. - Turkeyasylum

You: Sorry.
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
You: NO!


"Shush! This is a liberty. And stop that car alarm! "

12 Into a Torture Chamber

So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing on it? I need to go now. It's gonna be a tragic view. - Animefan12

13 Into a Space Station

I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?

Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much. - ethanmeinster

Did I just crash on a space station

How exactly would you get your car to crash into, say, the ISS? - PositronWildhawk

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14 Into a Nuclear Power Station
15 Into a Bomb
16 Into a Police Station

Great big trouble

Big trouble dude

You will get arrested.

They will arrest you! - Neonco31

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17 Into a Relative's House
18 Into a Speeding Train

I like trains.

19 Into a Hospital

This actually happened near my high school once

You'll probably get help almost right away. - funnyuser

20 Into the Dealership Where You Bought It

I m returning it its broken haha

21 Into a Celebrity

If it's Justin Bieber, it would actually be the best place to crash your car.

No that would be the best place to crash your car - Harri666

Depends on the celebrity

It depends.
If it's your favorite singer (in my case, Rihanna) it would be one of the worst things because the star will hate you, but if it's someone that you hate, it would be okay

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22 Into A War

(Day of war in north korea)
Me: Ahh what a nice day of place
*boom! *
Soldier#1: sir target to american cars
Soldier#2: yes sir!
*BOOM! BY near miss*
Me: Ahh that was cloe
Me: AH!
Me: where am i!?!
North korea soldiers: HANDS UP IN THE AIR!
Me: okay okay okay I surrender please don't kill me!
*usa soldiers kills north korea soldiers*
Usa soldier#1: Sir u need to get out of north korea's place
Me: why?
Usa soldier#2: because this place is dangerous in war
Me: Oh okay I will leave the north korea
*he goes into usa army helicopter and leave in north korea* - SpencerJC

23 Into a Funeral

Oh my God, can you imagine this happening. I'm not laughing... HONESTLY!

Killing alive people present in a funeral? That's such a bad thing to happen. - Animefan12

We'll need some more coffins for that! - Neonco31


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24 Into the White House

Person: Oh crap... I'm going to prison, aren't I?
Other person: I don't know.
Person: Oh, wait. Donald Trump's dead. It was worth it!

If it means that all of those stupid politicians will be killed, then count me in! I'm crashing in.

If you hit Donald trump, this would actually be the best place to chrash your car.

What? - SpencerJC

25 Into Your Xbox


Xbox Hater:*crashes Xbox with a car*
*Xbox Hater wins, FATALITY* - CerealGuy

26 Into the President

You will be all over the news. - theDj7121

Not that bad. At least he wont be the president anymore - LokiLover2000

If it's Obama, it would be the best place to crash your car. - N64Dude

Well you will be gunned down by military forces

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27 Into the World's Largest Butt

I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's

I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's.

28 Into a Brand New Car

The person with the new car would go psychotic on you. - Murvine_Taylor

You. Have to pay $10 million dollars to pay your damage cars after crash - SpencerJC

29 Into Hell

I don't see how that's possible, but, okay. - EmperorCales

30 A Monument
31 Into a Zoo

A lion rips your head off. Lion wins FATALITY

You will kill so many animals.

The llamas and alpacas will spit in your face - Harri666

The animals will kill you. - EmperorCales

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32 Into the Large Hadron Collider

A hadron collider! But apart from money, you would be stealing away the future nobel prizes those poor physicists could have got. - Kiteretsunu

That would not only cost you your license, but more money than most people can comprehend. - PositronWildhawk

Congratulations. You became the first person to die in a black hole. - ethanmeinster

I don't want to die like that! - Neonco31

33 Into a Gas Station

You would die burn

Grand Theft Auto style - Mcgillacuddy

34 Into Your Best Friend

Why would you kill your best friend?!

35 A Mall
36 Onto the Moon
37 Into a Museum of Priceless Artifacts

Owner: Pay up!

Me: Whaa?! - EmperorCales

38 Into a Mafia Club

The mafia would start killing you

Mafia: ok, we need to make this guy disappear
Car guy: crashes into club
Mafia: :/

39 Into Your Wife

Husband:holly damn my goddamned wife!, well don't care
*steals her money and viagra* - CerealGuy

40 Into Your Boss

That would be the 2 best place 1justin Bieber

41 Into a Nuclear Plant
42 Into Wallace and Gromit's House

Then I will have some cracking toast with them and go on their wacky adventures together.

Then I would have some crackling toast with them and go on their wacky adventures

In the uk only they woad troy cheese at you

43 Into the National Space Station

Huh car doesn't exists goes into space - SpencerJC

How is this even possible? - Freddy_Fazbear

44 Into a Dark Abyss
45 Into a Tornado

Once you enter the tornado, you're dead. - Animefan12

Wait, how can you crash into a tornado - Harri666

46 Into a Pokemon Gym

Crash into your rival's Pokemon

GO MAGIKARP! *Magikarp gets run over* *Throws celebration* - N64Dude

47 Into an ISIS Base

But you could kill the terrorists

Terrorist:THE HELL!
Soldiers:You are under arrest *Shoots the terrorist*

It would be good or bad but it's a total risk - CerealGuy

48 A Store
49 Into An Oil Well

Spare our resources and don't get them blown up, thank you. - PositronWildhawk

50 Into a Greenpeace Meeting
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Top Remixes (7)

1. Into the White House
2. A Monument
3. A Mall
1. Into an Active Volcano
2. Into the Ocean
3. Into a Space Station
1. Into Your Boss's House
2. Into a Torture Chamber
3. Into A Public Bathroom

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