Top Ten Worst Places to Crash Your Car

Haha, that's what I call it - fatality - fuadmondeo

That's just, terrible, why would you even wanna do that? Gosh that would make a big dent in your car

DAMN, just that. Horrible place to crash. - floridiancat

Vrom, what the- KABOOM

Well, I guess I like to watch the sharks swim by... - MoldySock

Scary. Your trapped in that car ya can't open the doors. Ya gonna die

I hope their are no sharks around

A.K.A. Suicidal. Straight you go into the shark's tummy. - Animefan12

Boss: why did you crash into my house
Person: I didn't mean to
Boss: YOUR FIRED - Yoshidude

You'd be more than just fired

Someone just got fired!

You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after crashing into their house - Jordansalesguy2392

Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower! - ethanmeinster

But you will be all over the news. - MyOpinion

If you live after that you will be prisoned

Traffic around the arc in Paris should be sorted out - Harri666

I wonder if Abraham Lincoln is not broken...

What if the cliff had Richard as a surname? Would that be OK? - Britgirl

Bad - unless it's your ex boyfriend's... - Britgirl

Or your ex girlfriend's wedding.

Hello PositronWildhawk. In answer to your question: no that didn't happen. Just goes to show the power of prayer amounts to very little. - Britgirl

In response to Britgirl; did that happen? - PositronWildhawk

Ohh- no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this... - funnyuser

You'd be burnt to a crisp. - Murvine_Taylor

You can't even drive there

So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library, and you have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...

BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass. - Turkeyasylum

You: Sorry.
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
You: NO!

SHHH!

*SMASH! *
"Shush! This is a liberty. And stop that car alarm! "

So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing on it? I need to go now. It's gonna be a tragic view. - Animefan12

I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?

Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much. - ethanmeinster

Did I just crash on a space station

How exactly would you get your car to crash into, say, the ISS? - PositronWildhawk

Great big trouble

Big trouble dude

You will get arrested.

They will arrest you! - Neonco31

I like trains.

This actually happened near my high school once

You'll probably get help almost right away. - funnyuser

I m returning it its broken haha

Unless it’s Putin - I80

If it's Justin Bieber, it would actually be the best place to crash your car.

No that would be the best place to crash your car - Harri666

Depends on the celebrity

Someone will shoot a homing missile - Yoshidude

(Day of war in north korea)
Me: Ahh what a nice day of place
*boom! *
Me: AHHH WHAT WAS THAT!?!
Me: HUH A MISSILE!
Soldier#1: sir target to american cars
Soldier#2: yes sir!
Me: UH OH HE'S GONNA HIT ME!
*BOOM! BY near miss*
Me: Ahh that was cloe
Me: AH!
*CRASH! *
Me: where am i!?!
North korea soldiers: HANDS UP IN THE AIR!
Me: okay okay okay I surrender please don't kill me!
*usa soldiers kills north korea soldiers*
Usa soldier#1: Sir u need to get out of north korea's place
Me: why?
Usa soldier#2: because this place is dangerous in war
Me: Oh okay I will leave the north korea
*he goes into usa army helicopter and leave in north korea* - SpencerJC

Oh my God, can you imagine this happening. I'm not laughing... HONESTLY!

Killing alive people present in a funeral? That's such a bad thing to happen. - Animefan12

We'll need some more coffins for that! - Neonco31

LIKE 50 FUNERALS IN A DAY YOUR ALREADY THERE - topbesttopworst

Breaking news a person just crashed into th white house and killed donald trump
News repoter: how do you feel
Person: happy
Officer: your're arrested - Yoshidude

Person: Oh crap... I'm going to prison, aren't I?
Other person: I don't know.
Person: Oh, wait. Donald Trump's dead. It was worth it!

If it means that all of those stupid politicians will be killed, then count me in! I'm crashing in.

If you hit Donald trump, this would actually be the best place to chrash your car.

Microsoft:NO!
Xbox Hater:*crashes Xbox with a car*
Microsoft:*dies*
*Xbox Hater wins, FATALITY* - CerealGuy

You will be all over the news. - theDj7121

Not that bad. At least he wont be the president anymore - LokiLover2000

If it's Obama, it would be the best place to crash your car. - N64Dude

Well you will be gunned down by military forces

I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's

I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's.

The person with the new car would go psychotic on you. - Murvine_Taylor

You. Have to pay $10 million dollars to pay your damage cars after crash - SpencerJC

I don't see how that's possible, but, okay. - EmperorCales

Why would you kill your best friend?!

NO I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE MYSLEF IF I EVER CRASHED INTO HECTOR - Yoshidude

A lion rips your head off. Lion wins FATALITY

You will kill so many animals.

The llamas and alpacas will spit in your face - Harri666

The animals will kill you. - EmperorCales

A hadron collider! But apart from money, you would be stealing away the future nobel prizes those poor physicists could have got. - Kiteretsunu

That would not only cost you your license, but more money than most people can comprehend. - PositronWildhawk

Congratulations. You became the first person to die in a black hole. - ethanmeinster

I don't want to die like that! - Neonco31

You would die burn

Grand Theft Auto style - Mcgillacuddy

Owner: Pay up!

Me: Whaa?! - EmperorCales

The mafia would start killing you

Mafia: ok, we need to make this guy disappear
Car guy: crashes into club
Mafia: :/

Husband:holly damn my goddamned wife!, well don't care
*steals her money and viagra* - CerealGuy

That would be the 2 best place 1justin Bieber

Then I will have some cracking toast with them and go on their wacky adventures together.

Then I would have some crackling toast with them and go on their wacky adventures

In the uk only they woad troy cheese at you

Huh car doesn't exists goes into space - SpencerJC

How is this even possible? - Freddy_Fazbear

Once you enter the tornado, you're dead. - Animefan12

Wait, how can you crash into a tornado - Harri666

Crash into your rival's Pokemon

GO MAGIKARP! *Magikarp gets run over* *Throws celebration* - N64Dude

But you could kill the terrorists

Terrorist:THE HELL!
Me:Whaaa
Soldiers:You are under arrest *Shoots the terrorist*

It would be good or bad but it's a total risk - CerealGuy

Spare our resources and don't get them blown up, thank you. - PositronWildhawk