Top Ten Worst Places to Crash Your Car

The Top Ten
1 Into an Explosives Factory

I don't even want to think about that happening. That would suck.

2 Into the Ocean

A.K.A. Suicidal. Straight you go into the shark's tummy.

Well, I guess I like to watch the sharks swim by...

Scary. Your trapped in that car ya can't open the doors. Ya gonna die

Which ocean? And how far?

3 Into Your Boss's House

You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after crashing into their house

Hm... Not very diplomatic, but tempting, surely...

Even worse! Your boss will kill you!

All you will hear is 'your field. '

4 Into a National Monument

"Hello, yeah my car is stuck in The Statue of Liberty.

Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower!

But you will be all over the news.

5 Into a Cliff Face

I wonder if Abraham Lincoln is not broken...

6 Into an Active Volcano

Ohh- no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this...

You'd be burnt to a crisp.

7 Into a Wedding

Bad - unless it's your ex boyfriend's...

Or your ex girlfriend's wedding.

8 Into a Public Bathroom
9 Into a Rocket
10 Into Your Office

Imagine your face when your car starts hurtling at 100mph into your own office and you just think "oh crap". Laugh out loud.

The Contenders
11 Into a Nuclear Power Station
12 Into a Bomb
13 Into a Library

So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library, and you have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...

BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass.

You: Sorry.
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
You: NO!

14 Into a Torture Chamber

So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing on it? I need to go now. It's gonna be a tragic view.

15 Into a Speeding Train

I like trains.

16 Into a Space Station

I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?

Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much.

17 Into a Hospital

You'll probably get help almost right away.

18 Into a Police Station

You will get arrested.

They will arrest you!

Great big trouble

Big trouble dude

19 Into an Active Battlefield
20 Into a Relative's House
21 Into the White House

Person: Oh crap... I'm going to prison, aren't I?
Other person: I don't know.
Person: Oh, wait. Donald Trump's dead. It was worth it!

If it means that all of those stupid politicians will be killed, then count me in! I'm crashing in.

If you hit Donald trump, this would actually be the best place to chrash your car.

If it would be guaranteed I'd hit Donald Trump, I'd do it!

22 Into a Celebrity

It depends.
If it's your favorite singer (in my case, Rihanna) it would be one of the worst things because the star will hate you, but if it's someone that you hate, it would be okay

And Justin bieber's ghost would come and play his music and never stop no matter what!

Yay! Justin Bieber dies! Or run into all of One Direction or even better, JB and 1D at the same time.

That would be terrible. Unless its Justin Bieber.

23 Into the Dealership Where You Bought It

I'm not happy with this car, can I try a new one?

24 Into Your Xbox
25 Into the World's Largest Butt
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