Top Ten Worst Places to Crash Your Car

Well, I guess I like to watch the sharks swim by... - MoldySock

Scary. Your trapped in that car ya can't open the doors. Ya gonna die

I hope their are no sharks around

A.K.A. Suicidal. Straight you go into the shark's tummy. - Animefan12

Haha, that's what I call it - fatality - fuadmondeo

That's just, terrible, why would you even wanna do that? Gosh that would make a big dent in your car

DAMN, just that. Horrible place to crash. - floridiancat

Vrom, what the- KABOOM

You'd be more than just fired

Someone just got fired!

You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after crashing into their house - Jordansalesguy2392

Even worse! Your boss will kill you!

But you will be all over the news. - MyOpinion

Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower! - ethanmeinster

If you live after that you will be prisoned

I'm stuck in the Space Needle

What if the cliff had Richard as a surname? Would that be OK? - Britgirl

I wonder if Abraham Lincoln is not broken...

Bad - unless it's your ex boyfriend's... - Britgirl

Or your ex girlfriend's wedding.

Hello PositronWildhawk. In answer to your question: no that didn't happen. Just goes to show the power of prayer amounts to very little. - Britgirl

In response to Britgirl; did that happen? - PositronWildhawk

You can't even drive there

Ohh- no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this... - funnyuser

You'd be burnt to a crisp. - Murvine_Taylor

So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library, and you have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...

BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass. - Turkeyasylum

You: Sorry.
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
You: NO!

SHHH!

*SMASH! *
"Shush! This is a liberty. And stop that car alarm! "

So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing on it? I need to go now. It's gonna be a tragic view. - Animefan12

I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?

Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much. - ethanmeinster

Did I just crash on a space station

*SMASH! *
"Hello astronauts! Which way to Jupiter?! "

You'll probably get help almost right away. - funnyuser

This actually happened near my high school once

If it's Justin Bieber, it would actually be the best place to crash your car.

Depends on the celebrity

It depends.
If it's your favorite singer (in my case, Rihanna) it would be one of the worst things because the star will hate you, but if it's someone that you hate, it would be okay

I'd cry if a car it Eminem

You will get arrested.

They will arrest you! - Neonco31

If u crash THE POLICE WILL ARREST YOU AND TAKE YOU TO JAIL! - SpencerJC

I m returning it its broken haha

That's true. If you crash into me, you'll certainly regret it. - PositronWildhawk

That would be good. He would stop appearing everywhere

I like this user but this was pretty funny ;D ;D - DisneyLover19

Love it when people mention PositronWildhawk, because it is certain they'll comment

I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's

I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's.

Lol

Microsoft:NO!
Xbox Hater:*crashes Xbox with a car*
Microsoft:*dies*
*Xbox Hater wins, FATALITY* - CerealGuy

Oh my God, can you imagine this happening. I'm not laughing... HONESTLY!

Killing alive people present in a funeral? That's such a bad thing to happen. - Animefan12

We'll need some more coffins for that! - Neonco31

Priest:*going to put the cross on the coffin*
*something crashes to the coffin*
Priest:oh lord, thank you! *begins to cry*
*Priest wins, RELLIGIONNALITY* - CerealGuy

You will be all over the news. - theDj7121

Not that bad. At least he wont be the president anymore - LokiLover2000

If it's Obama, it would be the best place to crash your car. - N64Dude

U isis freaks are scum of earth

Why would you kill your best friend?!

The person with the new car would go psychotic on you. - Murvine_Taylor

You. Have to pay $10 million dollars to pay your damage cars after crash - SpencerJC

You would die burn

Grand Theft Auto style - Mcgillacuddy

No that would be the best place to crash your car - Harri666

And Justin bieber's ghost would come and play his music and never stop no matter what!

This is really getting old. - Minecraftcrazy530

Aw cringe - Neonco31

A lion rips your head off. Lion wins FATALITY

You will kill so many animals.

The llamas and alpacas will spit in your face - Harri666

Laugh out loud thar alredy dead

Once you enter the tornado, you're dead. - Animefan12

Wait, how can you crash into a tornado - Harri666

A hadron collider! But apart from money, you would be stealing away the future nobel prizes those poor physicists could have got. - Kiteretsunu

That would not only cost you your license, but more money than most people can comprehend. - PositronWildhawk

Congratulations. You became the first person to die in a black hole. - ethanmeinster

I don't want to die like that! - Neonco31

Owner: Pay up!

Me: Whaa?! - EmperorCales

The mafia would start killing you

Mafia: ok, we need to make this guy disappear
Car guy: crashes into club
Mafia: :/

Husband:holly damn my goddamned wife!, well don't care
*steals her money and viagra* - CerealGuy

That would be the 2 best place 1justin Bieber

Then I will have some cracking toast with them and go on their wacky adventures together.

Then I would have some crackling toast with them and go on their wacky adventures

In the uk only they woad troy cheese at you

Huh car doesn't exists goes into space - SpencerJC

How is this even possible? - Freddy_Fazbear

Crash into your rival's Pokemon

GO MAGIKARP! *Magikarp gets run over* *Throws celebration* - N64Dude

But you could kill the terrorists

Terrorist:THE HELL!
Me:Whaaa
Soldiers:You are under arrest *Shoots the terrorist*

It would be good or bad but it's a total risk - CerealGuy

If you crash me then a Advice CerealGuy face is going to pop up and killing at you - CerealGuy

Yay, no more uncle grandpa.

Spare our resources and don't get them blown up, thank you. - PositronWildhawk