Top Ten Worst Places to Crash Your Car

Haha, that's what I call it - fatality - fuadmondeo

That's just, terrible, why would you even wanna do that? Gosh that would make a big dent in your car

DAMN, just that. Horrible place to crash. - floridiancat

Vrom, what the- KABOOM

Well, I guess I like to watch the sharks swim by... - MoldySock

Scary. Your trapped in that car ya can't open the doors. Ya gonna die

I hope their are no sharks around

You'd be more than just fired

Someone just got fired!

You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after crashing into their house - Jordansalesguy2392

Even worse! Your boss will kill you!

But you will be all over the news. - MyOpinion

Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower! - ethanmeinster

If you live after that you will be prisoned

I'm stuck in the Space Needle

What if the cliff had Richard as a surname? Would that be OK? - Britgirl

You'll probably get help almost right away. - funnyuser

Ohh- no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this... - funnyuser

Bad - unless it's your ex boyfriend's... - Britgirl

Or your ex girlfriend's wedding.

Hello PositronWildhawk. In answer to your question: no that didn't happen. Just goes to show the power of prayer amounts to very little. - Britgirl

In response to Britgirl; did that happen? - PositronWildhawk

I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?

Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much. - ethanmeinster

Did I just crash on a space station

That happens to Mrs. Puff's boating school all the time. - Murvine_Taylor

So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library, and you have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...

BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass. - Turkeyasylum

You: Sorry.
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
You: NO!

Why would you kill your best friend?!

So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing on it? I need to go now. It's gonna be a tragic view. - Animefan12

That's true. If you crash into me, you'll certainly regret it. - PositronWildhawk

That would be good. He would stop appearing everywhere

Love it when people mention PositronWildhawk, because it is certain they'll comment

A lion rips your head off. Lion wins FATALITY

You will kill so many animals.

The llamas and alpacas will spit in your face - Harri666

The animals will kill you. - EmperorCales