Top Ten Worst Places to Crash Your Car
I don't even want to think about that happening. That would suck.
What's worse is that I have Thalassophobia (fear of ocean)
*blub blub blub*
And that would be my last sounds I make as I drown into the depts of the water...
Hello? I hit an animal. Can I get an insurance claim?
Yes! Can you tell me what you hit?
A Fish
A.K.A. Suicidal. Straight you go into the shark's tummy.
Well, I guess I like to watch the sharks swim by...
You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after crashing into their house
Hm... Not very diplomatic, but tempting, surely...
Even worse! Your boss will kill you!
All you will hear is 'your field. '
"Hello, yeah my car is stuck in The Statue of Liberty.
Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower!
But you will be all over the news.
Ohh- no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this...
You'd be burnt to a crisp.
That would be bad then your car would probably catch on fire from the lava or sink into the lava
I wonder if Abraham Lincoln is not broken...
Bad - unless it's your ex boyfriend's...
Or your ex girlfriend's wedding.
"Uh... I'm a wedding crasher... I think"
That would be the worst hopefully you wouldn't run over anyone
Imagine your face when your car starts hurtling at 100mph into your own office and you just think "oh crap". Laugh out loud.
That would be really bad you would probably get fired for crashing into it
That would be bad you would probably get electrocuted and cause a power outage
So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library, and you have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...
BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass.
You: Sorry.
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
You: NO!
So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing on it? I need to go now. It's gonna be a tragic view.
I like trains.
I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?
Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much.
You'll probably get help almost right away.
You will get arrested.
They will arrest you!
Great big trouble
Big trouble dude
Person: Oh crap... I'm going to prison, aren't I?
Other person: I don't know.
Person: Oh, wait. Donald Trump's dead. It was worth it!
If it means that all of those stupid politicians will be killed, then count me in! I'm crashing in.
If you hit Donald trump, this would actually be the best place to chrash your car.
If it would be guaranteed I'd hit Donald Trump, I'd do it!
It depends.
If it's your favorite singer (in my case, Rihanna) it would be one of the worst things because the star will hate you, but if it's someone that you hate, it would be okay
And Justin bieber's ghost would come and play his music and never stop no matter what!
Yay! Justin Bieber dies! Or run into all of One Direction or even better, JB and 1D at the same time.
That would be terrible. Unless its Justin Bieber.
I'm not happy with this car, can I try a new one?
