Top Ten Worst Places to Crash Your Car
That's just, terrible, why would you even wanna do that? Gosh that would make a big dent in your car
Haha, that's what I call it - fatality
Get ready to explode says driver licenes
Yeah. That'd leave a mark. Ouch!
Scary. Your trapped in that car ya can't open the doors. Ya gonna die
A.K.A. Suicidal. Straight you go into the shark's tummy.
Well, I guess I like to watch the sharks swim by...
I hope their are no sharks around
You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after crashing into their house
Hm... Not very diplomatic, but tempting, surely...
Even worse! Your boss will kill you!
You'd be more than just fired
Traffic around the arc in Paris should be sorted out
"Hello, yeah my car is stuck in The Statue of Liberty.
If you live after that you will be prisoned
Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower!
I wonder if Abraham Lincoln is not broken...
What if the cliff had Richard as a surname? Would that be OK?
Ohh- no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this...
You'd be burnt to a crisp.
Bad - unless it's your ex boyfriend's...
Or your ex girlfriend's wedding.
You can't even drive there
Imagine your face when your car starts hurtling at 100mph into your own office and you just think "oh crap". Laugh out loud.
My face would hurt so bad if it got hint laugh out loud
So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing on it? I need to go now. It's gonna be a tragic view.
So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library, and you have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...
BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass.
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
"Shush! This is a liberty. And stop that car alarm! "
I like trains.
Isn’t that from asdfmovie?
I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?
Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much.
How exactly would you get your car to crash into, say, the ISS?
Did I just crash on a space station
You'll probably get help almost right away.
This actually happened near my high school once
Someone will shoot a homing missile
(Day of war in North Korea)
Me: Ahh what a nice day of place
Me: AHHH WHAT WAS THAT!?!
Me: HUH A MISSILE!
Soldier#1: sir target to American cars
Soldier#2: yes sir!
Me: UH OH HE'S GONNA HIT ME!
*BOOM! BY near miss*
Me: Ahh that was close
Me: where am I!?!
North Korea soldiers: HANDS UP IN THE AIR!
Me: okay okay okay I surrender please don't kill me!
*usa soldiers kills North Korea soldiers*
Usa soldier#1: Sir u need to get out of North Korea's place
Usa soldier#2: because this place is dangerous in war
Me: Oh okay I will leave the North Korea
*he goes into usa army helicopter and leave in North Korea*
You will get arrested.
They will arrest you!
Great big trouble
Big trouble dude
Person: Oh crap... I'm going to prison, aren't I?
Other person: I don't know.
Person: Oh, wait. Donald Trump's dead. It was worth it!
All those comments are dumb, Mike Pence is WAY worse than Trump.
(Although Joe Biden did when the election)
If it means that all of those stupid politicians will be killed, then count me in! I'm crashing in.
If you hit Donald trump, this would actually be the best place to chrash your car.
If it's your favorite singer (in my case, Rihanna) it would be one of the worst things because the star will hate you, but if it's someone that you hate, it would be okay
And Justin bieber's ghost would come and play his music and never stop no matter what!
Yay! Justin Bieber dies! Or run into all of One Direction or even better, JB and 1D at the same time.
That would be terrible. Unless its Justin Bieber.
I'm not happy with this car, can I try a new one?
I'm returning it, it's broken haha
I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's