Top Ten Worst Places to Crash Your Car


The Top Ten

1 Into an Explosives Factory

Haha, that's what I call it - fatality - fuadmondeo

That's just, terrible, why would you even wanna do that? Gosh that would make a big dent in your car

DAMN, just that. Horrible place to crash. - floridiancat

Vrom, what the- KABOOM

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2 Into the Ocean

Well, I guess I like to watch the sharks swim by... - MoldySock

Scary. Your trapped in that car ya can't open the doors. Ya gonna die

I hope their are no sharks around

A.K.A. Suicidal. Straight you go into the shark's tummy. - Animefan12

3 Into Your Boss's House

You'd be more than just fired

Someone just got fired!

You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after crashing into their house - Jordansalesguy2392

Even worse! Your boss will kill you!

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4 Into a National Monument

But you will be all over the news. - MyOpinion

Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower! - ethanmeinster

If you live after that you will be prisoned

I'm stuck in the Space Needle

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5 Into a Cliff Face

What if the cliff had Richard as a surname? Would that be OK? - Britgirl

I wonder if Abraham Lincoln is not broken...

6 Into a Hospital

You'll probably get help almost right away. - funnyuser

7 Into an Active Volcano

Ohh- no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this... - funnyuser

You'd be burnt to a crisp. - Murvine_Taylor

8 Into a Wedding

Bad - unless it's your ex boyfriend's... - Britgirl

Or your ex girlfriend's wedding.

Hello PositronWildhawk. In answer to your question: no that didn't happen. Just goes to show the power of prayer amounts to very little. - Britgirl

In response to Britgirl; did that happen? - PositronWildhawk

9 Into a Rocket
10 Into Your Office

Imagine your face when your car starts hurtling at 100mph into your own office and you just think "oh crap". Laugh out loud. - PositronWildhawk

My face would hurt so bad if it got hint laugh out loud

The Contenders

11 Into a Space Station

I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?

Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much. - ethanmeinster

Did I just crash on a space station

"Hello astronauts! Which way to Jupiter?! "

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12 Into A Public Bathroom

You can't even drive there

13 Into a Driving School

That happens to Mrs. Puff's boating school all the time. - Murvine_Taylor

14 Into a Library

So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library, and you have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...

BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass. - Turkeyasylum

You: Sorry.
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
You: NO!


"Shush! This is a liberty. And stop that car alarm! "

15 Into a Relative's House
16 The White House The White House

If you hit Donald trump, this would actually be the best place to chrash your car.

What? - SpencerJC

Person: Oh crap... I'm going to prison, aren't I?
Other person: I don't know.
Person: Oh, wait. Donald Trump's dead. It was worth it!

17 Into Your Best Friend

Why would you kill your best friend?!

18 Into PositronWildhawk

That's true. If you crash into me, you'll certainly regret it. - PositronWildhawk

That would be good. He would stop appearing everywhere

I like this user but this was pretty funny ;D ;D - DisneyLover19

Love it when people mention PositronWildhawk, because it is certain they'll comment

19 Into a Torture Chamber

So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing on it? I need to go now. It's gonna be a tragic view. - Animefan12

20 Into a Zoo

A lion rips your head off. Lion wins FATALITY

You will kill so many animals.

The llamas and alpacas will spit in your face - Harri666

Laugh out loud thar alredy dead

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21 Into a Celeb

If it's Justin Bieber, it would actually be the best place to crash your car.

Depends on the celebrity

It depends.
If it's your favorite singer (in my case, Rihanna) it would be one of the worst things because the star will hate you, but if it's someone that you hate, it would be okay

I'd cry if a car it Eminem

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22 Into a Police Station

You will get arrested.

They will arrest you! - Neonco31


23 Into A War

(Day of war in north korea)
Me: Ahh what a nice day of place
*boom! *
Soldier#1: sir target to american cars
Soldier#2: yes sir!
*BOOM! BY near miss*
Me: Ahh that was cloe
Me: AH!
Me: where am i!?!
North korea soldiers: HANDS UP IN THE AIR!
Me: okay okay okay I surrender please don't kill me!
*usa soldiers kills north korea soldiers*
Usa soldier#1: Sir u need to get out of north korea's place
Me: why?
Usa soldier#2: because this place is dangerous in war
Me: Oh okay I will leave the north korea
*he goes into usa army helicopter and leave in north korea* - SpencerJC

24 Into the Dealership Where You Bought It

I m returning it its broken haha

25 Into Your Xbox


Xbox Hater:*crashes Xbox with a car*
*Xbox Hater wins, FATALITY* - CerealGuy

26 Into a Funeral

Oh my God, can you imagine this happening. I'm not laughing... HONESTLY!

Killing alive people present in a funeral? That's such a bad thing to happen. - Animefan12

We'll need some more coffins for that! - Neonco31

Priest:*going to put the cross on the coffin*
*something crashes to the coffin*
Priest:oh lord, thank you! *begins to cry*
*Priest wins, RELLIGIONNALITY* - CerealGuy

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27 Into the President

You will be all over the news. - theDj7121

Not that bad. At least he wont be the president anymore - LokiLover2000

If it's Obama, it would be the best place to crash your car. - N64Dude

U isis freaks are scum of earth

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28 Into the World's Largest Butt

I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's

I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's.

29 Into a Brand New Car

The person with the new car would go psychotic on you. - Murvine_Taylor

You. Have to pay $10 million dollars to pay your damage cars after crash - SpencerJC

30 Into a Gas Station

You would die burn

Grand Theft Auto style - Mcgillacuddy

31 Into Justin Bieber

No that would be the best place to crash your car - Harri666

And Justin bieber's ghost would come and play his music and never stop no matter what!

This is really getting old. - Minecraftcrazy530

Aw cringe - Neonco31

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32 Into a Tornado

Once you enter the tornado, you're dead. - Animefan12

Wait, how can you crash into a tornado - Harri666

33 Into the Large Hadron Collider

A hadron collider! But apart from money, you would be stealing away the future nobel prizes those poor physicists could have got. - Kiteretsunu

That would not only cost you your license, but more money than most people can comprehend. - PositronWildhawk

Congratulations. You became the first person to die in a black hole. - ethanmeinster

I don't want to die like that! - Neonco31

34 Into a Museum of Priceless Artifacts

Owner: Pay up!

Me: Whaa?! - EmperorCales

35 Into a Mafia Club

The mafia would start killing you

Mafia: ok, we need to make this guy disappear
Car guy: crashes into club
Mafia: :/

36 Into Your Wife

Husband:holly damn my goddamned wife!, well don't care
*steals her money and viagra* - CerealGuy

37 Into Your Boss

That would be the 2 best place 1justin Bieber

38 Into a Nuclear Plant
39 Into Wallace and Gromit's House

Then I will have some cracking toast with them and go on their wacky adventures together.

Then I would have some crackling toast with them and go on their wacky adventures

In the uk only they woad troy cheese at you

40 Into the National Space Station

Huh car doesn't exists goes into space - SpencerJC

How is this even possible? - Freddy_Fazbear

41 Into a Nuclear Power Station
42 Into a Dark Abyss
43 Into a Pokemon Gym

Crash into your rival's Pokemon

GO MAGIKARP! *Magikarp gets run over* *Throws celebration* - N64Dude

44 Into an ISIS Base

But you could kill the terrorists

Terrorist:THE HELL!
Soldiers:You are under arrest *Shoots the terrorist*

It would be good or bad but it's a total risk - CerealGuy

45 Into CerealGuy

If you crash me then a Advice CerealGuy face is going to pop up and killing at you - CerealGuy

46 Into Peter Browngardt

Yay, no more uncle grandpa.

Yay, no more uncle grandpa.

47 A Store
48 Into An Oil Well

Spare our resources and don't get them blown up, thank you. - PositronWildhawk

49 Into a Greenpeace Meeting
50 Into a Government Building
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Top Remixes (7)

1. The White House
2. A Monument
3. A Mall
1. Into Your Boss's House
2. Into a Torture Chamber
3. Into A Public Bathroom
1. Into a Driving School
2. Into Your Boss's House
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