Top Ten Worst Places to Crash Your Car

Haha, that's what I call it - fatality

That's just, terrible, why would you even wanna do that? Gosh that would make a big dent in your car

DAMN, just that. Horrible place to crash.

Vrom, what the- KABOOM

Well, I guess I like to watch the sharks swim by...

Scary. Your trapped in that car ya can't open the doors. Ya gonna die

I hope their are no sharks around

A.K.A. Suicidal. Straight you go into the shark's tummy.

Boss: why did you crash into my house
Person: I didn't mean to
Boss: YOUR FIRED

You'd be more than just fired

Someone just got fired!

You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after crashing into their house

Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower!

But you will be all over the news.

If you live after that you will be prisoned

Traffic around the arc in Paris should be sorted out

What if the cliff had Richard as a surname? Would that be OK?

I wonder if Abraham Lincoln is not broken...

Bad - unless it's your ex boyfriend's...

Or your ex girlfriend's wedding.

Hello PositronWildhawk. In answer to your question: no that didn't happen. Just goes to show the power of prayer amounts to very little.

In response to Britgirl; did that happen?

Ohh- no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this...

You'd be burnt to a crisp.

You can't even drive there

So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library, and you have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...

BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass.

You: Sorry.
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
You: NO!

SHHH!

*SMASH! *
"Shush! This is a liberty. And stop that car alarm! "

So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing on it? I need to go now. It's gonna be a tragic view.

I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?

Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much.

Did I just crash on a space station

How exactly would you get your car to crash into, say, the ISS?

I like trains.

Isn’t that from asdfmovie?

ASDF MOVIES

You will get arrested.

They will arrest you!

Great big trouble

Big trouble dude

You'll probably get help almost right away.

This actually happened near my high school once

I m returning it its broken haha

If it's Justin Bieber, it would actually be the best place to crash your car.

No that would be the best place to crash your car

Depends on the celebrity

It depends.
If it's your favorite singer (in my case, Rihanna) it would be one of the worst things because the star will hate you, but if it's someone that you hate, it would be okay

Someone will shoot a homing missile

(Day of war in north korea)
Me: Ahh what a nice day of place
*boom! *
Me: AHHH WHAT WAS THAT!?!
Me: HUH A MISSILE!
Soldier#1: sir target to american cars
Soldier#2: yes sir!
Me: UH OH HE'S GONNA HIT ME!
*BOOM! BY near miss*
Me: Ahh that was cloe
Me: AH!
*CRASH! *
Me: where am i!?!
North korea soldiers: HANDS UP IN THE AIR!
Me: okay okay okay I surrender please don't kill me!
*usa soldiers kills north korea soldiers*
Usa soldier#1: Sir u need to get out of north korea's place
Me: why?
Usa soldier#2: because this place is dangerous in war
Me: Oh okay I will leave the north korea
*he goes into usa army helicopter and leave in north korea*

Oh my God, can you imagine this happening. I'm not laughing... HONESTLY!

Killing alive people present in a funeral? That's such a bad thing to happen.

We'll need some more coffins for that!

LIKE 50 FUNERALS IN A DAY YOUR ALREADY THERE

Breaking news a person just crashed into th white house and killed donald trump
News repoter: how do you feel
Person: happy
Officer: your're arrested

Person: Oh crap... I'm going to prison, aren't I?
Other person: I don't know.
Person: Oh, wait. Donald Trump's dead. It was worth it!

If it means that all of those stupid politicians will be killed, then count me in! I'm crashing in.

If you hit Donald trump, this would actually be the best place to chrash your car.

Microsoft:NO!
Xbox Hater:*crashes Xbox with a car*
Microsoft:*dies*
*Xbox Hater wins, FATALITY*