Top Ten Worst Places to Crash Your Car

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 Into the Ocean

Well, I guess I like to watch the sharks swim by... - MoldySock

Scary. Your trapped in that car ya can't open the doors. Ya gonna die

I hope their are no sharks around

A.K.A. Suicidal. Straight you go into the shark's tummy. - Animefan12

2 Into an Explosives Factory

Haha, that's what I call it - fatality - fuadmondeo

That's just, terrible, why would you even wanna do that? Gosh that would make a big dent in your car

DAMN, just that. Horrible place to crash. - floridiancat

Vrom, what the- KABOOM

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3 Into Your Boss's House

You'd be more than just fired

Someone just got fired!

You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after crashing into their house - Jordansalesguy2392

Even worse! Your boss will kill you!

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4 Into a National Monument

But you will be all over the news. - MyOpinion

Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower! - ethanmeinster

If you live after that you will be prisoned

I'm stuck in the Space Needle

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5 Into a Cliff Face

What if the cliff had Richard as a surname? Would that be OK? - Britgirl

I wonder if Abraham Lincoln is not broken...

6 Into a Wedding

Bad - unless it's your ex boyfriend's... - Britgirl

Or your ex girlfriend's wedding.

Hello PositronWildhawk. In answer to your question: no that didn't happen. Just goes to show the power of prayer amounts to very little. - Britgirl

In response to Britgirl; did that happen? - PositronWildhawk

7 Into A Public Bathroom

You can't even drive there

8 Into a Rocket
9 Into an Active Volcano

Ohh- no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this... - funnyuser

You'd be burnt to a crisp. - Murvine_Taylor

10 Into Your Office

Imagine your face when your car starts hurtling at 100mph into your own office and you just think "oh crap". Laugh out loud. - PositronWildhawk

My face would hurt so bad if it got hint laugh out loud

The Contenders

11 Into a Library

So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library, and you have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...

BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass. - Turkeyasylum

You: Sorry.
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
You: NO!

SHHH!

*SMASH! *
"Shush! This is a liberty. And stop that car alarm! "

12 Into a Torture Chamber

So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing on it? I need to go now. It's gonna be a tragic view. - Animefan12

13 Into a Space Station

I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?

Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much. - ethanmeinster

Did I just crash on a space station

*SMASH! *
"Hello astronauts! Which way to Jupiter?! "

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14 Into a Hospital

You'll probably get help almost right away. - funnyuser

15 Into a Relative's House
16 The White House The White House

If you hit Donald trump, this would actually be the best place to chrash your car.

What? - SpencerJC

Person: Oh crap... I'm going to prison, aren't I?
Other person: I don't know.
Person: Oh, wait. Donald Trump's dead. It was worth it!

17 Into a Celeb

If it's Justin Bieber, it would actually be the best place to crash your car.

Depends on the celebrity

It depends.
If it's your favorite singer (in my case, Rihanna) it would be one of the worst things because the star will hate you, but if it's someone that you hate, it would be okay

I'd cry if a car it Eminem

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18 Into a Police Station

You will get arrested.

They will arrest you! - Neonco31

If u crash THE POLICE WILL ARREST YOU AND TAKE YOU TO JAIL! - SpencerJC

19 Into the Dealership Where You Bought It

I m returning it its broken haha

20 Into PositronWildhawk

That's true. If you crash into me, you'll certainly regret it. - PositronWildhawk

That would be good. He would stop appearing everywhere

I like this user but this was pretty funny ;D ;D - DisneyLover19

Love it when people mention PositronWildhawk, because it is certain they'll comment

21 Into the World's Largest Butt

I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's

I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's.

22 Into Your Xbox

Lol

Microsoft:NO!
Xbox Hater:*crashes Xbox with a car*
Microsoft:*dies*
*Xbox Hater wins, FATALITY* - CerealGuy

23 A Monument
24 Into a Funeral

Oh my God, can you imagine this happening. I'm not laughing... HONESTLY!

Killing alive people present in a funeral? That's such a bad thing to happen. - Animefan12

We'll need some more coffins for that! - Neonco31

Priest:*going to put the cross on the coffin*
*something crashes to the coffin*
Priest:oh lord, thank you! *begins to cry*
*Priest wins, RELLIGIONNALITY* - CerealGuy

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25 A Mall
26 Into the President

You will be all over the news. - theDj7121

Not that bad. At least he wont be the president anymore - LokiLover2000

If it's Obama, it would be the best place to crash your car. - N64Dude

U isis freaks are scum of earth

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27 Into Your Best Friend

Why would you kill your best friend?!

28 Into a Brand New Car

The person with the new car would go psychotic on you. - Murvine_Taylor

You. Have to pay $10 million dollars to pay your damage cars after crash - SpencerJC

29 Into a Gas Station

You would die burn

Grand Theft Auto style - Mcgillacuddy

30 Into Justin Bieber

No that would be the best place to crash your car - Harri666

And Justin bieber's ghost would come and play his music and never stop no matter what!

This is really getting old. - Minecraftcrazy530

Aw cringe - Neonco31

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31 A Store
32 Into a Zoo

A lion rips your head off. Lion wins FATALITY

You will kill so many animals.

The llamas and alpacas will spit in your face - Harri666

Laugh out loud thar alredy dead

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33 Into a Tornado

Once you enter the tornado, you're dead. - Animefan12

Wait, how can you crash into a tornado - Harri666

34 Into the Large Hadron Collider

A hadron collider! But apart from money, you would be stealing away the future nobel prizes those poor physicists could have got. - Kiteretsunu

That would not only cost you your license, but more money than most people can comprehend. - PositronWildhawk

Congratulations. You became the first person to die in a black hole. - ethanmeinster

I don't want to die like that! - Neonco31

35 Into a Museum of Priceless Artifacts

Owner: Pay up!

Me: Whaa?! - EmperorCales

36 Into a Mafia Club

The mafia would start killing you

Mafia: ok, we need to make this guy disappear
Car guy: crashes into club
Mafia: :/

37 Into Your Wife

Husband:holly damn my goddamned wife!, well don't care
*steals her money and viagra* - CerealGuy

38 Into Your Boss

That would be the 2 best place 1justin Bieber

39 Into a Nuclear Plant
40 Into Wallace and Gromit's House

Then I will have some cracking toast with them and go on their wacky adventures together.

Then I would have some crackling toast with them and go on their wacky adventures

In the uk only they woad troy cheese at you

41 Into the National Space Station

Huh car doesn't exists goes into space - SpencerJC

How is this even possible? - Freddy_Fazbear

42 Into a Nuclear Power Station
43 Into a Dark Abyss
44 Into a Pokemon Gym

Crash into your rival's Pokemon

GO MAGIKARP! *Magikarp gets run over* *Throws celebration* - N64Dude

45 Into an ISIS Base

But you could kill the terrorists

Terrorist:THE HELL!
Me:Whaaa
Soldiers:You are under arrest *Shoots the terrorist*

It would be good or bad but it's a total risk - CerealGuy

46 Into CerealGuy

If you crash me then a Advice CerealGuy face is going to pop up and killing at you - CerealGuy

47 Into Peter Browngardt

Yay, no more uncle grandpa.

48 A Government Building
49 Into An Oil Well

Spare our resources and don't get them blown up, thank you. - PositronWildhawk

50 Into a Greenpeace Meeting
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