Top Ten Worst Places to Crash Your CarPositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
Haha, that's what I call it - fatality - fuadmondeo
That's just, terrible, why would you even wanna do that? Gosh that would make a big dent in your car
DAMN, just that. Horrible place to crash. - floridiancat
Vrom, what the- KABOOM
Well, I guess I like to watch the sharks swim by... - MoldySock
Scary. Your trapped in that car ya can't open the doors. Ya gonna die
I hope their are no sharks around
A.K.A. Suicidal. Straight you go into the shark's tummy. - Animefan12
Boss: why did you crash into my house
Person: I didn't mean to
Boss: YOUR FIRED - Yoshidude
You'd be more than just fired
Someone just got fired!
You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after crashing into their house - Jordansalesguy2392
Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower! - ethanmeinster
But you will be all over the news. - MyOpinion
If you live after that you will be prisoned
Traffic around the arc in Paris should be sorted out - Harri666
I wonder if Abraham Lincoln is not broken...
What if the cliff had Richard as a surname? Would that be OK? - Britgirl
Bad - unless it's your ex boyfriend's... - Britgirl
Or your ex girlfriend's wedding.
Hello PositronWildhawk. In answer to your question: no that didn't happen. Just goes to show the power of prayer amounts to very little. - Britgirl
In response to Britgirl; did that happen? - PositronWildhawk
Ohh- no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this... - funnyuser
You'd be burnt to a crisp. - Murvine_Taylor
You can't even drive there
Imagine your face when your car starts hurtling at 100mph into your own office and you just think "oh crap". Laugh out loud. - PositronWildhawk
My face would hurt so bad if it got hint laugh out loud
So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library, and you have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...
BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass. - Turkeyasylum
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
"Shush! This is a liberty. And stop that car alarm! "
So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing on it? I need to go now. It's gonna be a tragic view. - Animefan12
I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?
Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much. - ethanmeinster
Did I just crash on a space station
How exactly would you get your car to crash into, say, the ISS? - PositronWildhawk
Great big trouble
Big trouble dude
You will get arrested.
They will arrest you! - Neonco31
I like trains.
This actually happened near my high school once
You'll probably get help almost right away. - funnyuser
I m returning it its broken haha
Unless it’s Putin - I80
If it's Justin Bieber, it would actually be the best place to crash your car.
No that would be the best place to crash your car - Harri666
Depends on the celebrity
Someone will shoot a homing missile - Yoshidude
(Day of war in north korea)
Me: Ahh what a nice day of place
Me: AHHH WHAT WAS THAT!?!
Me: HUH A MISSILE!
Soldier#1: sir target to american cars
Soldier#2: yes sir!
Me: UH OH HE'S GONNA HIT ME!
*BOOM! BY near miss*
Me: Ahh that was cloe
Me: where am i!?!
North korea soldiers: HANDS UP IN THE AIR!
Me: okay okay okay I surrender please don't kill me!
*usa soldiers kills north korea soldiers*
Usa soldier#1: Sir u need to get out of north korea's place
Usa soldier#2: because this place is dangerous in war
Me: Oh okay I will leave the north korea
*he goes into usa army helicopter and leave in north korea* - SpencerJC
Oh my God, can you imagine this happening. I'm not laughing... HONESTLY!
Killing alive people present in a funeral? That's such a bad thing to happen. - Animefan12
We'll need some more coffins for that! - Neonco31
LIKE 50 FUNERALS IN A DAY YOUR ALREADY THERE - topbesttopworst
Breaking news a person just crashed into th white house and killed donald trump
News repoter: how do you feel
Officer: your're arrested - Yoshidude
Person: Oh crap... I'm going to prison, aren't I?
Other person: I don't know.
Person: Oh, wait. Donald Trump's dead. It was worth it!
If it means that all of those stupid politicians will be killed, then count me in! I'm crashing in.
If you hit Donald trump, this would actually be the best place to chrash your car.
Xbox Hater:*crashes Xbox with a car*
*Xbox Hater wins, FATALITY* - CerealGuy
You will be all over the news. - theDj7121
Not that bad. At least he wont be the president anymore - LokiLover2000
If it's Obama, it would be the best place to crash your car. - N64Dude
Well you will be gunned down by military forces
I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's
I wish it would be Kim Kardashian's.
The person with the new car would go psychotic on you. - Murvine_Taylor
You. Have to pay $10 million dollars to pay your damage cars after crash - SpencerJC
I don't see how that's possible, but, okay. - EmperorCales
Why would you kill your best friend?!
NO I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE MYSLEF IF I EVER CRASHED INTO HECTOR - Yoshidude
A lion rips your head off. Lion wins FATALITY
You will kill so many animals.
The llamas and alpacas will spit in your face - Harri666
The animals will kill you. - EmperorCales
A hadron collider! But apart from money, you would be stealing away the future nobel prizes those poor physicists could have got. - Kiteretsunu
That would not only cost you your license, but more money than most people can comprehend. - PositronWildhawk
Congratulations. You became the first person to die in a black hole. - ethanmeinster
I don't want to die like that! - Neonco31
You would die burn
Grand Theft Auto style - Mcgillacuddy
Owner: Pay up!
Me: Whaa?! - EmperorCales
The mafia would start killing you
Mafia: ok, we need to make this guy disappear
Car guy: crashes into club
Husband:holly damn my goddamned wife!, well don't care
*steals her money and viagra* - CerealGuy
That would be the 2 best place 1justin Bieber
Then I will have some cracking toast with them and go on their wacky adventures together.
Then I would have some crackling toast with them and go on their wacky adventures
In the uk only they woad troy cheese at you
Huh car doesn't exists goes into space - SpencerJC
How is this even possible? - Freddy_Fazbear
Once you enter the tornado, you're dead. - Animefan12
Wait, how can you crash into a tornado - Harri666
Crash into your rival's Pokemon
GO MAGIKARP! *Magikarp gets run over* *Throws celebration* - N64Dude
But you could kill the terrorists
Soldiers:You are under arrest *Shoots the terrorist*
It would be good or bad but it's a total risk - CerealGuy
Spare our resources and don't get them blown up, thank you. - PositronWildhawk