Top 10 Worst Places to Crash Your Car

The Top Ten
1 Into an Explosives Factory

I don't even want to think about that happening. It would suck.

2 Into the Ocean

What's worse is that I have thalassophobia (fear of the ocean).

*blub blub blub*

And those would be the last sounds I make as I drown in the depths of the water...

Hello? I hit an animal. Can I get an insurance claim?

Yes! Can you tell me what you hit?

A fish.

A.K.A. Suicidal. Straight you go into the shark's tummy.

3 Into Your Boss's House

You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after you crash into their house.

Great job! You just got fired crashing into your bosses house!

Hm... Not very diplomatic, but tempting, surely...

4 Into a National Monument

"Hello, yeah my car is stuck in The Statue of Liberty.

Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower!

But you would be all over the news.

5 Into an Active Volcano

That would be bad. Then your car would probably catch on fire from the lava or sink into the lava.

Ohh- no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this...

6 Into a Cliff Face

What if the cliff had Richard as a surname? Would that be okay?

I wonder if Abraham Lincoln is unbroken...

7 Into a Wedding

That would be the worst. Hopefully, you wouldn't run over anyone.

Bad - unless it's your ex-boyfriend's...

Or your ex-girlfriend's wedding.

8 Into a Bomb
9 Into a Speeding Train

Speeding trains will probably wreck your car the most out of all stuff on this list. At least the train will most likely not get damaged to get anyone killed.

10 Into a Public Bathroom
The Contenders
11 Into a Rocket
12 Into a Police Station
13 Into Your Office

Imagine your face when your car starts hurtling at 100 mph into your own office and you just think, "oh crap". Laugh out loud.

That would be really bad. You would probably get fired for crashing into it.

14 Into a Nuclear Power Station

That would be bad. You would probably get electrocuted and cause a power outage.

15 Into a Library

So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library, and you have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...

BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass.

You: Sorry.
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
You: NO!

16 Into a Torture Chamber

So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing into it? I need to go now. It's going to be a tragic view.

17 Into Hell

I don't see how that's possible, but, okay.

18 Into a Space Station

I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?

Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much.

19 Into a Funeral

Killing alive people present in a funeral? That's such a bad thing to happen.

We'll need some more coffins for that!

20 Into a Hospital

You'll probably get help almost right away.

21 Into an Active Battlefield
22 Into a Relative's House
23 Into the White House

If it means that all of those stupid politicians will be killed, then count me in! I'm crashing in.

Person: Oh crap... I'm going to prison, aren't I?
Other Person: I don't know.
Person: Oh, wait. Donald Trump's dead. It was worth it!

If you hit Donald Trump, this would actually be the best place to crash your car.

24 Into a Celebrity

And Justin Bieber's ghost would come and play his music and never stop no matter what!

That would be terrible. Unless it's Justin Bieber.

Yay! Justin Bieber dies! Or run into all of One Direction or even better, JB and 1D at the same time.

25 Into a Gas Station
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