Top Ten Worst Places to Fall On Your Face

The Top Ten

1 Animal Poop

Just plain disgusting and I think I've mentioned it too many times in my other lists. But Poop is Poop. - Kiteretsunu

We will smell and get no friends 👅


Once, crow piss fell all over my classmate's face (mouth especially). She didn't know what it was and licked her lips. She has no friends now.

2 A Standing Medical Syringe

I don't want to get AIDS, SARS, or an old man's saliva. Plus, do you now the size of those needles? You can recover from falling on burning charcoal (just stop, drop and roll, go to the hospital, and get 5000 gallons of ice), but no one, wants that to happen. However AIDS has no cure, and I don;t want everyone to think I lost my virginity.

Chances of getting into this trouble is really less, but the injury it would cause would be really unbearable. - Kiteretsunu

Think of all the possible dieseases that can be caught from a syringe. No, best not... Awful! - Britgirl

Can't imagine one of these in the eye. The very thought of it may make me need a shot of anything to keep my bowels from causing a nuclear war. - PositronWildhawk

3 A Burning Pile Of Charcoal

Just imagine the pain you'll get! - Kiteretsunu

Yeow! I've got ma bally face on fire! - HezarioSeth

4 A Hard and Rough Concrete Surface

This is one of the most common ways to get hurt which takes it's ranking higher than the below three. - Kiteretsunu

I hate falling on Concrete it destroys your knees or Elbows - Curti2594

I can imagine someone falling face first towards concrete floor. Ouch. - MasterJamezZXQ

There are 2 things that will break - Your head and the surface - Animefan12

5 Thorny Bushes

The wounds caused can be very serious. - Kiteretsunu

6 Spikes

Oh my gosh, ouch! - funnyuser

7 A Bomb Detonation Switch

I don't know where the actual bomb site would be but I think the results won't be favourable. - Kiteretsunu

Laugh out loud sounds liek something only in Looney Tunes! - Curti2594

8 A Big Rock

Bam! And you see blood coming out. - Kiteretsunu

Ow! This will hurt! - HezarioSeth

9 A Fire Ant Colony Nest

It wont hurt. I would faint before I even land. - DubstepLover

I have experience this and I won't forget it. - FrankP

Would a bullet ant nest be worse?

That hurts so bad. - LokiLover2000

10 A Bucket Full Of Water Filled With Piranhas

Not really much of a possibility, but is one of the worst too. - Kiteretsunu

The Contenders

11 A Cactus

You'll be pretty much dead I when that happens to you

Yea if I have to choosh to poop or a cactus, then I am falling right in to the poop - XMrGentlemanX

12 Red Chili Powder Spread On The Floor

Just watch out for your eyes. But I don't think we fall with our eyes open. Nevertheless. - Kiteretsunu

13 A Volcano
14 In the Middle of the Street

It was nice knowing you.

... and there you go ... - funnyuser

15 On Justin Bieber's Crotch

Too small to have any effect on you. - PositronWildhawk

16 The Girls' Bathroom
17 The Marvin Marvin Set

Seeing how horrible the show is, you'll probably explode before you even fall on your face. - ethanmeinster

18 Bloody Floor

I would be able to stand back up because I've passed out over the shear terror!

19 A Toilet

That would damage and clog the toilet and break your head - Animefan12

20 Into a Lego Set

Ouch, that will hurt. - Pegasister12

21 Into a Land Mine

Yyour heds comin of - popcornzoo3

22 A Wrestling Ring
23 A Gangster Territory
24 Your Teacher's House

Once, during a driving test, I accidentally crashed into the driving teacher's house! - ethanmeinster

25 A Haunted House

If you fall from the sky and dash headfirst into the haunted house, the ghosts will get scared and go away! - Animefan12

If I had a choice between this and burning charcoal I choose the charcoal

26 A Sewer

Yuck! All dead flies, poop, Skunk Defecate, germs, mosquito eggs and other stinky substances are going right into you! - Animefan12

27 On Your Food Plate
28 Barbed Wire
29 An Escalator
30 Justin Bieber's House
31 Jail
32 Toliet
33 A Pillow filled with explosives
34 Into A Wasp Nest
35 Into a Shark's Mouth

You won't be alive to feel the pain. It's kinda scary. - Animefan12

36 Bowling Ball

*grunts* My bowling ball is now bloody because of you! >:C - CasinLetsGoBowling

37 A Fire
38 Brock Lesnar's Shoulders

Your head will crack right open. His shoulder will remain intact. - Animefan12

39 A Watertower
40 A Church
41 A Middle Aged Man's Lawn
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