Top Ten Worst Places to Fall On Your Face

The Top Ten
1 Animal Poop

WARNING - DISGUSTING ALERT

Once, crow piss fell all over my classmate's face (mouth especially). She didn't know what it was and licked her lips. She has no friends now.

Just plain disgusting and I think I've mentioned it too many times in my other lists. But Poop is Poop.

2 A Standing Medical Syringe

I don't want to get AIDS, SARS, or an old man's saliva. Plus, do you now the size of those needles? You can recover from falling on burning charcoal (just stop, drop and roll, go to the hospital, and get 5000 gallons of ice), but no one, wants that to happen. However AIDS has no cure, and I don;t want everyone to think I lost my virginity.

Chances of getting into this trouble is really less, but the injury it would cause would be really unbearable.

Can't imagine one of these in the eye. The very thought of it may make me need a shot of anything to keep my bowels from causing a nuclear war.

Think of all the possible dieseases that can be caught from a syringe. No, best not... Awful!

3 A Burning Pile Of Charcoal

Just imagine the pain you'll get!

4 A Hard and Rough Concrete Surface

This is one of the most common ways to get hurt which takes it's ranking higher than the below three.

I can imagine someone falling face first towards concrete floor. Ouch.

I hate falling on Concrete it destroys your knees or Elbows

There are 2 things that will break - Your head and the surface

5 Thorny Bushes

The wounds caused can be very serious.

6 Spikes

Oh my gosh, ouch!

7 A Bomb Detonation Switch

I don't know where the actual bomb site would be but I think the results won't be favourable.

8 A Big Rock

Bam! And you see blood coming out.

Ow! This will hurt!

9 A Fire Ant Colony Nest

It wont hurt. I would faint before I even land.

I have experience this and I won't forget it.

Would a bullet ant nest be worse?

That hurts so bad.

10 A Bucket Full Of Water Filled With Piranhas

Not really much of a possibility, but is one of the worst too.

The Contenders
11 A Cactus

Yea if I have to choosh to poop or a cactus, then I am falling right in to the poop

You'll be pretty much dead I when that happens to you

12 Red Chili Powder Spread On The Floor

Just watch out for your eyes. But I don't think we fall with our eyes open. Nevertheless.

13 A Volcano
14 In the Middle of the Street

It was nice knowing you.

15 On Justin Bieber's Crotch

Too small to have any effect on you.

16 The Girls' Bathroom
17 The Marvin Marvin Set

Seeing how horrible the show is, you'll probably explode before you even fall on your face.

18 Bloody Floor

I would be able to stand back up because I've passed out over the shear terror!

19 A Toilet

That would damage and clog the toilet and break your head

20 Into a Lego Set

Ouch, that will hurt.

21 Into a Land Mine
22 Into a Lathe
23 A Wrestling Ring
24 A Gangster Territory
25 Your Teacher's House

Once, during a driving test, I accidentally crashed into the driving teacher's house!

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