Top Ten Worst Places for an Ambulance to Mistakenly Drop Off a PatientPositronWildhawk OK, TopTenners, here's the scenario.
You've just got yourself into a situation involving minus sixteen litres of blood, an ambulance driver with no sense of direction, and an awkward situation to follow.
Dun dun du-u-u-un!...
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You can picture the parents ensuring the children that they'll be fine, and then a guy staggers in coughing up his own jugular vein, and the parents just say, "well, this man is just having a bad day". - PositronWildhawk
I can just picture them saying, "Yes, you look perfect. Just try not to bleed too much before the music starts." - PositronWildhawk
"Hey get up your needed at the set." - SuperHyperman
"Now, do the Juries have anything to say? "
"I do - WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FACE?! " - Rocko
"I plead not guilty of homicide of any kind, your Honour." And then... - PositronWildhawk
Umm... This isn't funny! Excuse me uno momento. , *closes door and then muffled guffaws*
I'm back! I didn't laugh... ! - Britgirl
Especially awkward if the ambulance were to leave you by the hearse just before they take out the coffin. - PositronWildhawk
This would certainly be a bad day for someone. Especially if people jump to conclusions about what they're cooking. "The health inspector will hear of this! " - PositronWildhawk
What if you just happened to fall off and get a complaint from maintenance? - PositronWildhawk
Need some decent washing (blood included). Visit our water park! - Kiteretsunu
"Certainly, sir, we can get your pet cobra out of your intestines for you. Would you like some coffee while you wait? " - PositronWildhawk
"Is anyone here Type A-Negative? "
"Oh, bloody hell! Everyone, get jabbing and get pumping, fast! " - PositronWildhawk
I can imagine a doctor saying "Is anyone here A-Negative? " and then one of the paramedics points at you and yells "HE IS! " - Rocko
"Help me! " "Just hold still for a moment..." - PositronWildhawk
Need I explain why this is a bad thing? - PositronWildhawk
"I am sorry to inform you that you do not fit for today's dresscode. Too much blood."
"Why the hell is there a dresscode in a fast--"
"Get out." - Rocko
They gave us another dead one'
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