Top Ten Worst Places to Take Her On a Date

Dear WildHawk, sorry for interrupting the flow of this list, I really don't mean to impose my presence, I just wanted you to know that I replied yesterday to your message on my list and that I appreciated a lot that you sent it. My reply to you was removed from my list (No kidding! ) What a pity. I don't understand some things here. Anyway, thank you so much for writing that cool and somehow wise message. It made me embrace what I had fully realized. I was moved by the lyrics of that Moby song you mentioned. Thank you so much for sharing. My reply to your reply was much more heart-warming, I don't dare to write something similar, maybe I upset someone and delete it.

She may be a bit miffed. If you're actually thinking about it, either don't do it, or let it be a nasty surprise. - PositronWildhawk

So awkward. Is it a first date? You want to make happy? Then wait until your married to do this

"Tina, darling. Just imagine this is the EXACT spot where they examined someone's piles! Amazing isn't it? "

"Goodbye Lee! " - Britgirl

Especially if they're blabbing on about sex. And it's all you can hear. Creepy. - PositronWildhawk

My boyfriend dislikes rap 'music' as much as I do. So if he took me to any gig like this, I'd know he was trying to tell me it's over!
Wonderful list, P. Wildhawk! - Britgirl

See how romantic this place is. They talk about dying together. May our love be that eternal... - Kiteretsunu

This one is the worst because it would have to be followed by a funeral

A place like this shows that you don't care about the girl

It would smell really bad
Definitely one of the worst places to take her - Ajkloth

How would you even get into the prison in the first place?

You could buy her gifts from dollar stores, but take the price tags off first. - Turkeyasylum

Dude, I'd be happy if a guy took me to a political rally, or the dollar store. - MoldySock

Laugh out loud you can get the car washed

A nice family dinner. If not awkward. - PositronWildhawk

Especially when you're not Gay. - FearTheWeird300

Never in a gay bar!

Actually, I could go down with some large French fries and a big mac.