Worst Poser Metal Bands


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61 Vital Remains Vital Remains

If these guys aren't metal nobody is.

62 Aeon
63 Anthrax Anthrax Anthrax is an American thrash metal band from New York City, formed in 1981 by guitarist Scott Ian and bassist Dan Lilker.

Anthrax? Posers? One of the best bands...

Anthrax is a great band

Anthrax is a great band!

What? How? - Metalhead1997

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64 Coal Chamber Coal Chamber Coal Chamber was formed in Los Angeles, CA, in 1993. The current members of Coal Chamber are Dez Fafara (Vocals), Nadja Peulen (Bass), Meegs Rascón (Guitar), and Mike Cox (Drums). Former members of the band include Rayna Foss, Chela Rhea Harper, and John Thor. Coal Chamber is typically known being ...read more.

Lame, NOT metal, on the same level as Marilyn Manson.

Yes, because the most underrated band in nu metal are a group of posers. This band is actually good. You just have to look for the better songs for example: Loco was a hit, but My Frustration, a nice little gem, was left out of the eye of the mainstream. Some other good songs are: Bradley, Tyler's Song, Fiend, Notion, Dreamtime, and Pig. - ThatoneMetalhead

Korn wannabes. "Loco" is a TERRIBLE song. - Metalhead1997

65 Nile Nile Nile is an American technical death metal band from Greenville, South Carolina, United States, formed in 1993. Their music and lyrics are inspired by Ancient Egyptian/Near Eastern mysticism, history, religion, and ancient art, as well as the works of H.P. Lovecraft.

Technical death metal, dude. And they're AWESOME! - Metalhead1997

Nile posers

66 Sturm und Drang

Tokio Hotel Jr. They are very sucks!

67 Opeth Opeth Opeth is a Swedish progressive death metal band from Stockholm, formed in 1990. Though the group has been through several personnel changes, singer, guitarist, and songwriter Mikael Åkerfeldt has remained Opeth's only founding member and primary driving force throughout the years. Along with Edge of ...read more.

MOST OVERRATED BAND EVER EVER. They claim to be progressive yet any first year theory student can point out how shallow their supposed depth actually is.

This has to be a joke.

My comment went

These guys are actually good. - Metalhead1997

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68 La Dispute

La dispute are a post-hardcore band. Never ever claimed to be metal in any way.

69 Tool Tool Tool is an American progressive metal/alternative metal band, that was formed in 1990. ...read more.

Tool is a great band

Tool is a great band

Tool is NOT METAL, plain & simple.

CLASSIC band. - Metalhead1997

70 Van Halen Van Halen Van Halen is an American hard rock band formed in Pasadena, California, in 1972. From 1974 until 1985, the band consisted of guitarist Eddie Van Halen, vocalist David Lee Roth, drummer Alex Van Halen, and bassist Michael Anthony.

Eddie Van Halen is guitar god

What is God's holy name are you blathering about?

How is it possible to mess up this bad! I'm serious. Van Halen is true metal

? "Hot For Teacher" ring any bells? - Metalhead1997

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71 Kabbage Boy

Kabbage Boy is the worst metal band of all time.

72 All That Remains

They are not metal after album The Fall Of Ideas

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73 In Flames In Flames In Flames is a Swedish melodic death metal band from Gothenburg, Sweden, formed in 1990. ...read more.

Nowadays just a pop band

Weak, pathetic, & lame band.

They went from Melodeath to Posermusic

74 Kreator Kreator Kreator is a German thrash metal band from Essen. Their style of music is similar to that of their compatriots Destruction, Sodom and Tankard; along with those three bands, Kreator has been referred to as one of the "big four" of Teutonic thrash metal, and they are often credited with helping pioneer ...read more.

Actual metal

They're the most metal band ever - HCmetalhead

Kreator is true Metal as steel
Whoever who put them here is poser - Odinest

Teutonic thrash metal. - Metalhead1997

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75 At the Gates At the Gates At the Gates is a Swedish melodic death metal band from Gothenburg, and a major progenitor of the Gothenburg sound
76 Cattle Decapitation Cattle Decapitation Cattle Decapitation is an American Deathgrind band from San Diego, California formed in 1996. Cattle Decapitation's songs protest the mistreatment and consumption of animals, the abuse of the environment and touch subjects such as misanthropy and genocide of the human race. Much of their music is based ...read more.

Whimpy vegans, lame music NOT grindcore.

Bruh, This is real metal

Real metal

77 Underoath Underoath

Underoath isn't even a metal band! They're post-hardcore! So why are they on the list!

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79 Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!

Nice Goonies reference, but I don't think I'm going to listen to them any time soon

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80 Secrets
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