Worst Preschool Shows of All Timesydisonmadney
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This is better than "I love you"
Barney is a dinosaur
From our imagination,
And when he's tall, he's what we call
A dinosaur sensation!
Barney's friends are big and small;
They come from lots of places.
After school they meet to play
And sing with happy faces
Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend,
ABC's and 123s
And how to be a friend.
Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him.
Barney can be your friend too,
If you just make-believe him!
Barney is a dinosaur from our nightmare-nation. He tries to eat us, even when were on vacation. - sydisonmadney
I hate you, you hate me, let's go out and kill Barney, with a big shotgun and a very bigger saw, no more PURPLE DINOSAUR!
I Mean:Preschool Shows Are Garbage and StupidV 10 Comments
Ha! is it a little kids show about a bag. Put this at number 1 for being lame.
I don't like classic caillou because he acts like a big brat baby. But I like modern caillou because he's calm and he uses his imagination.
If I ever find him playing with my toy cars (don't really have any) I swear to god I'll murder him and send his body down a pipe
How is Arthur higher than this?
Caillou published 1987 from a French author Christine L'Heureux. The first book came out in 1989 called Baby Sitter. Then a television series in 1997 started.V 7 Comments
Worst thing about Dora the Explorer...someone did a picture of her in hospital in a coma. Its not for people in comas its to teach toddlers directions. How thick are people on the internet? Why don't you talk to the television like a 3 year old.
I freaked out in excitement when I found out it was getting canceled. Canceling Dora was something Nick should've done 14 years ago. - sydisonmadney
No she's not blind and deaf. You don't understand that toddlers talk to the television.
There is a coin on the floor right in front of Dora.
Dora: Can you see the coin?
I love this.-Vestalis
THIS IS MY LIFE. MY LIFE. THIS SHOULD NOT BE ON HERE
Anne Wood was drunk and someone gave her drugs and she made the show up from hallucinations and had a month for people to agree with her on the show...shut up it was a cute show just a bit odd.
What if you had a dream about the Teletubbies and they had a new field to play on but its also guarded by bouncers, who are really tough not characters you would see on the show.
I used to think are they aliens? Their house was also like a ufo and it looked like another planet with their sun. Then its rebooted and they had babies what the? They behave like babies, talk like babies so how can they have them, my theory the Tiddlytubbies are younger brothers/sisters.
1997- A drunk Anne Wood comes in for a meeting. A man whispers to her "LSD Anne? " "GIMME! " Everyone else stares at her. Then Anne Wood now drugged explains "Ok u guys listen uppp we r goinnn too make a new pre-school show! " "We know Anne that's what the meeting is about and are you ok Anne? " "I'm finnnee! Now let me me me me explain wot the show is. The show is going to be called Teletubbies we have four critters called Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po they speak in baby speech." Everyone else stares at her. "Noo-Noo" "Are you ok Anne? " "Noo-Noo is the vacuum cleaner in the Teletubbies home which is a dome with a slide." "They eat tubby toast and tubby custard, oh and they watch kids playing from their stomach and have a baby in the sun." "Anne, do you need an ambulance? I'll call 999" "No this will work fine! " Someone else who worked at Ragdoll Productions who was a bit nutty said "I think Anne has thought up the perfect new show for preschoolers! " they stared at him. "Why ...moreV 6 Comments
This is a dum show on paper which has nothing but dum songs
Annoying, Ugly and Stupid. - ShaunFan04
My friend's little sister (who is one) loves many T.V. shows, and this one is her least favorite. - sydisonmadney
I Love This Show Miss Rabbit Is My Favorite Character
I look around, but it's her in every place!
Stupid, predictable, annoying, and lazily animated. Piece of junk should be number 1
Narator states the obiosV 4 Comments
The original Franklin was awesome and a masterpiece. This time, it's a rip off. You can't rip off your own thing, but they did. - sydisonmadney
What the heck?! This show shouldn't be on here, it's an all-time classic.
Overrated. Other shows which are called terrible is because preschoolers can't have a sense of humour because the shows are a bit strange.
Have any of you heard of Arthur's nightmare
Seriously? Arthur is actaully a really good show for kids! Just don't repeat what D.W. does. Plus D.W. should be named Dumb Witch Read, not Dora Winifred Read. - ShaunFan04V 1 Comment
How the heck is this show on the list?! It was really good.
Just one of Nick Jr's 11 fails from the past 3 years (the other 10 being Franklin and Friends, Bubble Guppies, Wallykazam, Lalaloopsy, Peter Rabbit, Tickety Toc, Julius Jr, Pocoyo, Mike The Knight and Zack and Quack) - sydisonmadney
All they say is, "Oh! We're living in a pop up world! " We get it. We know that you live in a pop up world. So don't remind us 24/7. This could've been a good show, but Nick Jr ruined it. - sydisonmadney
I can't make it through the theme song. - sydisonmadney
Bubble bubble bubble... Guppies guppies guppies! I can't stand this show! - Minecraftcrazy530
Bubble Bubble Bubble Dummies Dummies DUMIES!
This how is aired all the time on PBS kids I think it's stupid and (since I'm 8) sometimes I'm forced to watch pbs 5 seconds later I go play my 3ds instead of watching this garbage
They took a classic and made it boring. - sydisonmadney
ARRGGH! Worst show ever, next to Teen Titans Go! It ruined a classic, and now I'm gonna interview the characters!
Prince Wednesday: What kind of name is that!? I hate how he always says stuff like,
" This is a simply royyyaaall playground! " or " A royyyaaall couch cushion fort! " Anyway, you guys get the message. Plus, he's stupid.
Miss Alayna: Why does she go by " Miss "? I mean, even her dang teacher calls her that! Her house design is dumb and she always wear her dress backwards for no reason. Alayna, your not silly, your stupid! ( No offense to you if your name is Alayna. )
O: He thinks he's so smart but he is actually a real bird - brain. The books he reads don't have any words, a title, or even an Author! He is a big baby and I bet if someone called him a bird - brain he would run away crying since he can barley fly!
Caterina: At the end of every sentence she says meow, meow. It reminds me of Starfire always saying the. They both have awful ...more
This Caterina character reminds me of Cat Valentine from Victorious based on your description of her. - Anonymousxcxc
Don't get me started on her. - Anonymousxcxc
Sofia the worst - Wudzer
I remember back in 2nd grade when even the boys sang the theme song. I’m glad those days are over - Granton8ter05V 1 Comment
Worst? No more like one of the more underrated preschool shows. But it finished in 1998 so whatever. It gets less hate than Teletubbies, Boohbah, The Tweenies, Barney, Dora and Diego, In The Night Garden, Peppa Pig. (Just looking at the list).
Maybe Tiny and Tom were kinda ugly. Still its before Ragdoll Productions went downhill after Tots T.V. Ragdoll Productions made Teletubbies, Boohbah and In The Night Garden.
No they weren't terrifying, just some odd show I remember in the weekend, early 00s.
The boohbahs were TERRIFYING, I was so upset whenever it came on
I dunno how Tots T.V. (underrated preschool show) got on this list. Its not weird like Boohbah.
Did the Boohbahs have a plot? The names are more ridiculous than Teletubbies (Laa-Laa well that name sounds like music you know la la la la) I think Lazy Town probably was more about exercise than fluffy balls.
I watched the commercials and decided it was annoying. - funnyuser
I need to go pee
Nina peed on a kid and he died from swallowing the pee
This show is great and not preschool
Oh my god, I HATE this show. A rip-off of Batman.-Vestalis
Iggle Piggle is cute dunno who the other characters are though.
All they do is laugh
A rip-off of Sailor Moon. Enough said.-Vestalis
Seriously,what does this show teach to kids.It only teaches little kids to stress over their outfits and disobey their parents.
I have only heard of the one with famous people when they were teenagers? So a new Mickey Mouse people diss because its usually for the little ones.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Who putted it on here? It is not supposed to be on the list. That's a good show. Take it off the list.
What? No. Leave Dragon Tales alone. My childhood consists of this show alone.
Many watched it as a kid? When was this aired? Let me guess is this place for tweens, I'm sorry bye.
This Should Not Be Here
Many Of Us Watched This As Kids
Stilted and awkward animation, pitifully bad attempts at slapstick (and humor in general), boring set pieces, HORRIBLE voice acting, lazy editing, repetitive music (if you watch three episodes of this show, you've heard just about all the background music it has to offer). Maybe some other shows on this list are worse by the annoyance or rancid morality factor, but on an objective/technical level, I do believe this show to be the worst. I'm surprised it's not already on here.
Though the show has it's plus every now and then, Blaze's voice acting is horribly slow and he teaches us middle school level science. That is biting of more than you can chew. You should not be teaching your kids advanced material like that. That is excessive. For example, "Adhesion" from the episode of Bouncy Tires.
It gets more love than pepa,Dora,and Calliou combined
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