Top Ten Worst Presents to Give to Your Boyfriend's/Girlfriend's Parents When First Meeting Them

The Top Ten
1 A Nude Picture of Your Mother
2 Some Crack Rocks
3 A Gun
4 A Poster of a Mug Shot Of You
5 A Prostitute
6 Sex Toys
7 A Porn Movie DVD
8 A Hippopotamus
9 A Severed Head

I feel that this was overlooked on the original remix.

10 Donald Trump Wig
The Contenders
11 Tickets to a Soulja Boy Concert
12 A Fanboy and Chum Chum DVD
13 William Shatner's Toupee
14 Fake Vomit
15 Real Vomit

I think this is worse than fake vomit.

16 Whoopee Cushion
17 Real Poop
18 Fake Poop
19 A Snake
20 A Water Balloon
21 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
22 Blood on the Dance Floor CDs Blood on the Dance Floor was an American electronic music group from Orlando, Florida, originally consisting of Dahvie Vanity and several other members over time. The group formed in 2006, with former members including Jayy Von Monroe (2009–2016) and Garrett Ecstasy (2009), all of whom provided vocals for the project... read more
23 Skeletons
24 A Sabotaged Car

I am imagining this as part of an evil scheme to get their inheritance.

25 A Thong
BAdd New Item