Top Ten Worst Professions to Do Naked

I'm not going to tell you how the idea of this list came about but needless to say, it sparked a lot of interest and humorous conversation. So...if you have any of your own to add, feel free to do so or vote for an existing item

The Top Ten

1 Teacher

Good luck learning anything in that class. Lol - Randomator

Probably something David Lee Roth would like to see. - CloudInvasion

Expose yourself to kids?! - Metal_Treasure

Lmao sex ed. But a demostra - Manlypants

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2 Athlete Athlete

In the original Olympic Games in Greece, all of the athletes competed naked.

There is a magazine called ESPN Body Issue where athletes are photographed naked - Mcgillacuddy

3 Chef

If it's in a public restaurant or in a building whenever there is a kitchen, then yeah, that's the worst nude profession you can do. Because let me tell you... No much people can do professions on gone wild (wearing no clothes) because the law forbids people to do jobs nakedly for the case of the privacy and not to be shameful for the other people who are disgusted by that. So no, being a chef nakedly in public food stores or restaurants is not wise at all.

However, if you are a chef but who is willing to practice on your cooking skills at home, it's not much of a problem cause homes are the source of your freedom and privacy. You can be naked on that if you want.

(why is this list makes me pervy?! :() - yamionthetrap

Now serving gourmet sausage platters. - CloudInvasion

4 Cop

Lol pulling someone over and giving them a ticket would definitely be an awkward experience. - Randomator

The cops would be breaking the law if they did that. Ironic. - girlcool

5 Jockey

Ouch... - PetSounds

6 Firefighter

Wouldn't you love getting your skin burned? - CloudInvasion

7 Gynaecologist


The patients are naked, too, so what's the problem? ;-) - Metal_Treasure

8 Yoga / keep fit Instructor

Haha - Manlypants

9 Pro Wrestler

Fitting song titles:
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
and its parody version
I Can't Watch This - Weird Al Yankovic - Metal_Treasure

10 Priest

In due time, I know exactly what jokes will litter this entry. - nerffan8000

This could make more sense as long as you’re holding your sharpest dagger while your new visitor is laying down tied to a pentagram painted in blood... - romanempire249

The Contenders

11 Window Cleaner

Mommy, why is that man using his tummy to clean the windows? - CloudInvasion

Haha, just imagined a naked professional behind my window ;-) - Metal_Treasure

12 Newsreader

To be honest, a lot of people will have ultimate dirty minds if a naked newsreader is talking about news in the camera. Brit, I don't think this is wiser for the profession though... I don't want to be dirty by seeing a newscaster naked on T.V. LOL - yamionthetrap

13 Judge
14 Lion Tamer

They’ll bit off your... - Not_A_Weeaboo

15 Gardener

That might not be too bad... Because you just plant flowers outside and cultivate them. - yamionthetrap

Could cause Planter's Nuts.

16 Lawyer

Just imagine a lawyer walking into a courtroom naked. If a lawyer worked naked, they probably wouldn’t have any clients. - PackFan2005

Yup, because everyone in the courtroom would be laughing so much. - PackFan2005

17 Clothes Store Employee

Haha, the irony - Metal_Treasure

Were the fitting rooms all taken? - CloudInvasion

18 Model

I mean, most models model naked lol - KianaLexi

19 Singer

Miley Cyrus was naked at every one of her concerts for almost two years.

Not very unusual, haha - GG Allin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jim Morrison, and some female pop singers were naked or almost naked at live shows. - Metal_Treasure

20 Orchestra Maestro

If it was a female, the orchestral piece will be transforming into the era of people without clothes LOL - yamionthetrap

Surely they would play Moonlight Sonata - Ned964

21 Beekeeper

Not a great idea to do beekeeping naked, or bees will sting you everywhere especially in the privates areas

THAT'S the worst profession to do nakedly. - yamionthetrap

This definitely wouldn’t be fun. You’d get a bunch of bee stings all over your body - Randomator

22 Scarecrow

Batman would be scared of that. - girlcool

23 Cactus Trimmer

Just imagine doh... - Manlypants

Ouch! - Metal_Treasure

24 Tuba Player

Whoa...! Tuba player...How did I miss this?! Haha! The image in my head is really something! This and Orchestra Maestro is funny! - Britgirl

25 Dog Musher

Nope. Your body temperature wouldn't take it to a cold weather if you are naked. You will be suffering from frostbite. - yamionthetrap

26 Band Member
27 Plain Clothes Detective
28 Shrimp Boat Captain
29 Tailor
30 Doctor

Nurse:Your doctor will be here in five minutes.
Me: okay. Do I just wait here?
Nurse: Yes
(Five minutes later)
(Door opens)
Me: Oh hi I've been wait-
Doctor: oh hello there. What's your name?
Doctor: So where do you hurt? Point on my body where the painis coming from.
(Dashes out of the doctor's office in fear) - Manlypants

31 Taxi Driver

Watch out for perverts though. That would be a ''gone wild'' profession experience lol - yamionthetrap

32 Soldier
33 Professional Swimmer
34 Motorcycle Racer

It will be TOTALLY drafty to the rides though. But they have to be careful to the corners. - yamionthetrap

35 Construction Worker

"Why do we got all this wood hanging around?! " - CloudInvasion

I bet That wouldn’t be a fun experience. - Randomator

36 Professional Actor or Actress
37 Weather Reporter

"A heavy warm front in the north of the region today could cause turbulence in the Midlands, spreading rapidly to one main Southern area, resulting in a sudden jet-stream caused by high temperatures. A cold shower is predicted for later on in the day. Much of the same is forecast for tomorrow - if we're very lucky." - Britgirl

I’m sure that standing in extreme wind, snow or rain would not be a fun experience. And on top of that you’d be live on T.V. so anyone watching the weather would see you. - Randomator

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