Top Ten Worst Professions to Do Naked

Britgirl
I'm not going to tell you how the idea of this list came about but needless to say, it sparked a lot of interest and humorous conversation. So...if you have any of your own to add, feel free to do so or vote for an existing item

The Top Ten

1 Teacher

Good luck learning anything in that class. Lol - Randomator

Probably something David Lee Roth would like to see. - CloudInvasion

Expose yourself to kids?! - Metal_Treasure

Alright class today we’re going to learn about human anatomy - Randomator

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2 Athlete Athlete

In the original Olympic Games in Greece, all of the athletes competed naked.

There is a magazine called ESPN Body Issue where athletes are photographed naked - Mcgillacuddy

3 Chef

If it's in a public restaurant or in a building whenever there is a kitchen, then yeah, that's the worst nude profession you can do. Because let me tell you... No much people can do professions on gone wild (wearing no clothes) because the law forbids people to do jobs nakedly for the case of the privacy and not to be shameful for the other people who are disgusted by that. So no, being a chef nakedly in public food stores or restaurants is not wise at all.

However, if you are a chef but who is willing to practice on your cooking skills at home, it's not much of a problem cause homes are the source of your freedom and privacy. You can be naked on that if you want.

(why is this list makes me pervy?! :() - yamionthetrap

Now serving gourmet sausage platters. - CloudInvasion

4 Cop

Lol pulling someone over and giving them a ticket would definitely be an awkward experience. - Randomator

The cops would be breaking the law if they did that. Ironic. - girlcool

5 Firefighter

Wouldn't you love getting your skin burned? - CloudInvasion

6 Jockey

Ouch... - PetSounds

7 Gynaecologist

I LIKE MAD PUSS

The patients are naked, too, so what's the problem? ;-) - Metal_Treasure

8 Yoga / keep fit Instructor
9 Pro Wrestler

Fitting song titles:
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
and its parody version
I Can't Watch This - Weird Al Yankovic - Metal_Treasure

10 Priest

In due time, I know exactly what jokes will litter this entry. - nerffan8000

This could make more sense as long as you’re holding your sharpest dagger while your new visitor is laying down tied to a pentagram painted in blood... - romanempire249

The Contenders

11 Lion Tamer

They’ll bit off your... - Not_A_Weeaboo

12 Window Cleaner

Mommy, why is that man using his tummy to clean the windows? - CloudInvasion

Haha, just imagined a naked professional behind my window ;-) - Metal_Treasure

13 Newsreader

To be honest, a lot of people will have ultimate dirty minds if a naked newsreader is talking about news in the camera. Brit, I don't think this is wiser for the profession though... I don't want to be dirty by seeing a newscaster naked on T.V. LOL - yamionthetrap

14 Beekeeper

Not a great idea to do beekeeping naked, or bees will sting you everywhere especially in the privates areas

THAT'S the worst profession to do nakedly. - yamionthetrap

This definitely wouldn’t be fun. You’d get a bunch of bee stings all over your body - Randomator

15 Doctor
16 Judge
17 Gardener

That might not be too bad... Because you just plant flowers outside and cultivate them. - yamionthetrap

Could cause Planter's Nuts.

18 Lawyer

Just imagine a lawyer walking into a courtroom naked. If a lawyer worked naked, they probably wouldn’t have any clients. - PackFan2005

Yup, because everyone in the courtroom would be laughing so much. - PackFan2005

19 Soldier
20 Clothes Store Employee

Haha, the irony - Metal_Treasure

Were the fitting rooms all taken? - CloudInvasion

21 Model
22 Singer

Miley Cyrus was naked at every one of her concerts for almost two years.

Not very unusual, haha - GG Allin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jim Morrison, and some female pop singers were naked or almost naked at live shows. - Metal_Treasure

23 Weather Reporter

"A heavy warm front in the north of the region today could cause turbulence in the Midlands, spreading rapidly to one main Southern area, resulting in a sudden jet-stream caused by high temperatures. A cold shower is predicted for later on in the day. Much of the same is forecast for tomorrow - if we're very lucky." - Britgirl

I’m sure that standing in extreme wind, snow or rain would not be a fun experience. And on top of that you’d be live on T.V. so anyone watching the weather would see you. - Randomator

24 Motorcycle Racer

It will be TOTALLY drafty to the rides though. But they have to be careful to the corners. - yamionthetrap

25 Orchestra Maestro

If it was a female, the orchestral piece will be transforming into the era of people without clothes LOL - yamionthetrap

Surely they would play Moonlight Sonata - Ned964

26 Scarecrow

Batman would be scared of that. - girlcool

27 Cactus Trimmer

Ouch! - Metal_Treasure

28 Tuba Player

Whoa...! Tuba player...How did I miss this?! Haha! The image in my head is really something! This and Orchestra Maestro is funny! - Britgirl

29 Dog Musher

Nope. Your body temperature wouldn't take it to a cold weather if you are naked. You will be suffering from frostbite. - yamionthetrap

30 Band Member
31 Plain Clothes Detective
32 Shrimp Boat Captain
33 Tailor
34 Taxi Driver

Watch out for perverts though. That would be a ''gone wild'' profession experience lol - yamionthetrap

35 Professional Swimmer
36 Construction Worker

"Why do we got all this wood hanging around?! " - CloudInvasion

I bet That wouldn’t be a fun experience. - Randomator

37 Professional Actor or Actress
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