Top Ten Worst Professions to Do Naked

I'm not going to tell you how the idea of this list came about but needless to say, it sparked a lot of interest and humorous conversation. So...if you have any of your own to add, feel free to do so or vote for an existing item
The Top Ten
1 Teacher

Expose yourself to kids?!

That would be pretty bad and messed up, especially if minors were in the classroom

2 Firefighter
3 Cop

The cops would be breaking the law if they did that. Ironic.

4 Athlete

In the original Olympic Games in Greece, all of the athletes competed naked.

There is a magazine called ESPN Body Issue where athletes are photographed naked

5 Lion Tamer
6 Pro Wrestler
7 Chef

If it's in a public restaurant or in a building whenever there is a kitchen, then yeah, that's the worst nude profession you can do. Because let me tell you... No much people can do professions on gone wild (wearing no clothes) because the law forbids people to do jobs nakedly for the case of the privacy and not to be shameful for the other people who are disgusted by that. So no, being a chef nakedly in public food stores or restaurants is not wise at all.

However, if you are a chef but who is willing to practice on your cooking skills at home, it's not much of a problem cause homes are the source of your freedom and privacy. You can be naked on that if you want.

Why does this list make me pervy?! :()

8 Priest

This could make more sense as long as you're holding your sharpest dagger while your new visitor is laying down tied to a pentagram painted in blood...

In due time, I know exactly what jokes will litter this entry.

9 Lawyer

Just imagine a lawyer walking into a courtroom naked. If a lawyer worked naked, they probably wouldn't have any clients.

10 Beekeeper

This definitely wouldn't be fun. You'd get a bunch of bee stings all over your body

Not a great idea to do beekeeping naked, or bees will sting you everywhere especially in the privates areas

The Contenders
11 Jockey
12 Gynaecologist
13 Yoga Instructor

At first, I could've sworn that this said "Yoda Instructor." Can I just point out that no profession is good to do naked? I mean, this is a funny list, and I get the humor, but I can't name one profession that is good to do without clothes.

14 Newsreader

To be honest, a lot of people will have ultimate dirty minds if a naked newsreader is talking about news in the camera. Brit, I don't think this is wiser for the profession though... I don't want to be dirty by seeing a newscaster naked on T.V. LOL

15 Doctor
16 Judge
17 Window Cleaner
18 Clothes Store Employee

Haha, the irony

19 Soldier
20 Model
21 Band Member
22 Singer

Not very unusual, haha - GG Allin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jim Morrison, and some female pop singers were naked or almost naked at live shows.

Miley Cyrus was naked at every one of her concerts for almost two years.

23 Taxi Driver
24 Motorcycle Racer

It will be TOTALLY drafty to the rides though. But they have to be careful to the corners.

Plus, no helmet (which counts as clothing), or any protection really.

25 Weather Reporter

"A heavy warm front in the north of the region today could cause turbulence in the Midlands, spreading rapidly to one main Southern area, resulting in a sudden jet-stream caused by high temperatures. A cold shower is predicted for later on in the day. Much of the same is forecast for tomorrow - if we're very lucky."

I'm sure that standing in extreme wind, snow or rain would not be a fun experience. And on top of that you'd be live on T.V. so anyone watching the weather would see you.

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