Top Ten Worst Professions to Do NakedBritgirl I'm not going to tell you how the idea of this list came about but needless to say, it sparked a lot of interest and humorous conversation. So...if you have any of your own to add, feel free to do so or vote for an existing item
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Good luck learning anything in that class. Lol - Randomator
Probably something David Lee Roth would like to see. - CloudInvasion
Expose yourself to kids?! - Metal_Treasure
Lmao sex ed. But a demostra - ManlypantsV 2 Comments
In the original Olympic Games in Greece, all of the athletes competed naked.
There is a magazine called ESPN Body Issue where athletes are photographed naked - Mcgillacuddy
If it's in a public restaurant or in a building whenever there is a kitchen, then yeah, that's the worst nude profession you can do. Because let me tell you... No much people can do professions on gone wild (wearing no clothes) because the law forbids people to do jobs nakedly for the case of the privacy and not to be shameful for the other people who are disgusted by that. So no, being a chef nakedly in public food stores or restaurants is not wise at all.
However, if you are a chef but who is willing to practice on your cooking skills at home, it's not much of a problem cause homes are the source of your freedom and privacy. You can be naked on that if you want.
(why is this list makes me pervy?! :() - yamionthetrap
Now serving gourmet sausage platters. - CloudInvasion
Lol pulling someone over and giving them a ticket would definitely be an awkward experience. - Randomator
The cops would be breaking the law if they did that. Ironic. - girlcool
Ouch... - PetSounds
Wouldn't you love getting your skin burned? - CloudInvasion
I LIKE MAD PUSS
The patients are naked, too, so what's the problem? ;-) - Metal_Treasure
Haha - Manlypants
Fitting song titles:
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
and its parody version
I Can't Watch This - Weird Al Yankovic - Metal_Treasure
In due time, I know exactly what jokes will litter this entry. - nerffan8000
This could make more sense as long as you’re holding your sharpest dagger while your new visitor is laying down tied to a pentagram painted in blood... - romanempire249
Mommy, why is that man using his tummy to clean the windows? - CloudInvasion
Haha, just imagined a naked professional behind my window ;-) - Metal_Treasure
To be honest, a lot of people will have ultimate dirty minds if a naked newsreader is talking about news in the camera. Brit, I don't think this is wiser for the profession though... I don't want to be dirty by seeing a newscaster naked on T.V. LOL - yamionthetrap
They’ll bit off your... - Not_A_Weeaboo
That might not be too bad... Because you just plant flowers outside and cultivate them. - yamionthetrap
Could cause Planter's Nuts.
Just imagine a lawyer walking into a courtroom naked. If a lawyer worked naked, they probably wouldn’t have any clients. - PackFan2005
Yup, because everyone in the courtroom would be laughing so much. - PackFan2005
Haha, the irony - Metal_Treasure
Were the fitting rooms all taken? - CloudInvasion
I mean, most models model naked lol - KianaLexi
Miley Cyrus was naked at every one of her concerts for almost two years.
Not very unusual, haha - GG Allin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jim Morrison, and some female pop singers were naked or almost naked at live shows. - Metal_Treasure
If it was a female, the orchestral piece will be transforming into the era of people without clothes LOL - yamionthetrap
Surely they would play Moonlight Sonata - Ned964
Not a great idea to do beekeeping naked, or bees will sting you everywhere especially in the privates areas
THAT'S the worst profession to do nakedly. - yamionthetrap
This definitely wouldn’t be fun. You’d get a bunch of bee stings all over your body - Randomator
Batman would be scared of that. - girlcool
Just imagine doh... - Manlypants
Ouch! - Metal_Treasure
Whoa...! Tuba player...How did I miss this?! Haha! The image in my head is really something! This and Orchestra Maestro is funny! - Britgirl
Nope. Your body temperature wouldn't take it to a cold weather if you are naked. You will be suffering from frostbite. - yamionthetrap
Nurse:Your doctor will be here in five minutes.
Me: okay. Do I just wait here?
(Five minutes later)
Me: Oh hi I've been wait-
Doctor: oh hello there. What's your name?
Doctor: So where do you hurt? Point on my body where the painis coming from.
(Dashes out of the doctor's office in fear) - Manlypants
Watch out for perverts though. That would be a ''gone wild'' profession experience lol - yamionthetrap
It will be TOTALLY drafty to the rides though. But they have to be careful to the corners. - yamionthetrap
"Why do we got all this wood hanging around?! " - CloudInvasion
I bet That wouldn’t be a fun experience. - Randomator
"A heavy warm front in the north of the region today could cause turbulence in the Midlands, spreading rapidly to one main Southern area, resulting in a sudden jet-stream caused by high temperatures. A cold shower is predicted for later on in the day. Much of the same is forecast for tomorrow - if we're very lucky." - Britgirl
I’m sure that standing in extreme wind, snow or rain would not be a fun experience. And on top of that you’d be live on T.V. so anyone watching the weather would see you. - Randomator
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