Top 10 Worst Projects Covered By iDubbbzTV's Kickstarter Crap/IndieGoGo Excrement Series on YouTubeIf you thought I Hate Everything's Search For The Worst series had some terrible stuff in it, wait until you see THESE monstrosities
The Top Ten
Basically the Kickstarter equivalent (well, okay, perhaps merely ONE of them, now that I think about it) to Patrick's literal pet rock from the Spongebob series, Cube is EXACTLY what the title says it is; nothing less, but very clearly nothing more either. Thankfully a highly deliberate joke on its creator's part, Cube is downright ludicrously exalted by said creator as a "highly revolutionary device" simply because it's highly portable and allows you to "customize" it in "numerous" ways (no, unfortunately NOT by turning it into the Weighted Companion Cube from Portal...more on that a few seconds later...but rather by straight-up DRILLING HOLES INTO IT so that you can use it as a pen/pencil holder) and has rounded edges to prevent children from cutting themselves with it out of depression from how much it sucks (please note that Aperture Science sincerely promises that this Companion Cube, while not exactly heavily weighted, will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak)
Placed this highly on the list simply by virtue of being the absolute most pathetically immature and downright idiotic thing that I've ever seen someone attempt to make an entire full-fledged game out of, (I've Got) GAS (And Need To Release It) sees a presumably American white guy with an insanely weak stomach going to a Mexican restaurant and ordering its exotic special, only to get an agonizing stomachache immediately thereafter and realize, much to his dismay, that the restaurant's bathroom is occupied...
which, of course, leads the game to just be one giant quest of him farting his way all across Mexico itself just to try and get to the nearest non-occupied bathroom BEFORE he soils himself (even though the fact that he's actively avoiding the Pepto-Bismol and Tums tablets scattered across the levels while even MORE actively seeking out the stereotypical Mexican food items and red-hot peppers also scattered throughout them VERY blatantly suggests otherwise), complete with ...more
Literally nothing more than a straight-up pet rock, except that shaking it is apparently supposed to "teach acceptance" (cough, Water in the Last Airbender movie, cough) or some laughably generic voodoo crud of that nature; NEXT
"This project isn't your usual pile of dog poo; it's real chunky and nutty, like SQUIRREL poo! Why waste money on plastic bags to un-neededly scoop your dog's poop into at every single place you take him/her, when you could be wasting at least ten or twenty times AS much money on condescendingly, intelligence-insultingly brightly-colored paper pins to stick into it so that you can remind OTHER people (or more likely nature itself) to pick it up FOR you later? " (By the way, these pins won't even work anyway unless the poop is suitably soft)
In other words, "insufferably self-centered and egomaniacal jerk without ANY of my redeeming qualities to back it up UNINVITEDLY goes to completely random places, including a Little Caesar's restaurant (where the employees are trying to handle their pizza-making business), an elementary school choir's anthem gathering (where the kids are trying to musically honor their country) and even a sodding FUNERAL (where all of the other attendants are hopefully trying to mourn someone else's tragically unfortunate death) so that he can annoy the living hell out of everyone there with his atrociously awful dubstep beatboxing, which he seriously unironically thinks is impressive enough to warrant coining his very own special-snowflake term for it, known as Grimestep"
And no, just in case you might be wondering, he wasn't a troll either
Continuing with the already-notorious "pet rock" theme, here we have a totally plain-as-day wooden egg without ANY special features, gimmicks or even decorations on it whatsoever, which the spokespeople in the commercial laughably claim is going to "teach its users the power of concentration and in turn meditation" and/or some other roughly equally pretentious and ignorant schlock of basically the same exact sort...
only this time, it's made unintentionally funny not only by how utterly brain-dead stupid the product itself is but also by how jaw-droppingly clueless and naive the main spokesperson himself acts ABOUT the product; for example:
"No matter how hard you try to tip the Zen Egg over, it always springs right back up; look, it's ADORABLE"
"The Zen Egg is fashioned out of delightfully warm and sensuous material that feels GOOD to touch (holds Zen Egg up against nose and sniffs it as if he's snorting cocaine, fittingly enough), and it also has a VERY pleasant wooden ...more
Just the fact that so many people were actually able to get away with making an entire Kickstarter project just to fund ONE of their own personal daily meals is already embarrassingly pathetic enough as is, but the hilarious stupidity only continued to escalate even further at the end of iDubbbz's montage video, when he suddenly came across this completely random kid (who, for the record, was almost definitely either Mexican or a white kid ignorantly making fun OF Mexicans) whose Kickstarter project was exactly as follows, and I QUOTE:
"TACOS AND BURRITOS, TACOS AND BURRITOS; NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM"
The fact that he's actually mouthing the words out with his bellybutton due to his sheer fatness is what REALLY seals the coffin here
Advertised as "the first video game with completely photo-realistic backgrounds"...
And of course, naturally, it turns out to just be an overglorified softcore-porn image auction
Have you ever wanted to take the extensively fermented sweat germs (oh, I'm sorry, "YONI") from a woman's slimy, hairy reproductive organs and mix them into your beer? I sure as hell HOPE not; granted, the hilariously over-the-top and hammy European narrator for the video DOES sincerely promise that you won't catch any diseases from drinking this, but be honest; would you REALLY want to trust anything about a project like this? What real difference does it make in the drink's flavor anyway?
The only positive is that the channel is now pretty decent. Going by GatorTheLegend
Notable for being probably the SINGLE most often-made-fun-of thing in the entirety of the KSC/IGEXC series as a whole; basically, a bunch of low-life ingrates get together and sleep-inducingly ramble about nothing (and believe me, I do MEAN literally NOTHING of even remote interest whatsoever) with seriously their ONLY claim to fame being that their "skits", if you can even bring yourself to CALL them that, are apparently unscripted
First hint that it's terrible: he can't even get its factual publication frequency right despite being its CREATOR