Top Ten Worst Puns

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This is my first list and I apologize if it was already created. This list is about a lot of puns I've heard people say to me that are just hands down terrible. Of course puns are meant to be like that I guess.

The Top Ten

1 What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I don’t get this one.

All puns are horrible!

I love puns. - AGK

2 It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

It makes no sense.

:) *Rolls eyes and shakes head slowly* Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... - Britgirl

3 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.

Toddler Titans NOPE! - BorisRule

Teen titans go reference!

This pun is awful.

4 They told me I had Type-A blood, but is was just a Type-O.

It was kind of funny actually... - Fandom_Lover

5 What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.

Very Good

6 People who believe in ghosts are very ghoulable.
7 You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.

This is funny - BorisRule

I hear this one a lot.

8 What happened to the cannonball guy? He got fired.
9 Dry erase boards are remarkable.

I love all of these so much. Really, I just love everything on all your lists! - Songsta41

10 A broken pencil is pointless.

Lmao hilarious

Just like my existence.

Sans would go to this website to get puns to tell paps. and also, paps would sue the website for bad puns.

Sans would be proud of all of these puns. - Pegasister12

The Contenders

11 What instruments does a skeleton love? A Trom-bone & a Xylo-bone
12 I think they're eggcellent!

Worst pun ever, my sister will not stop doing it. -PopplioLover05

13 What did the two oceans say, nothing they just waved. Do you sea what I did there?

I saw...and now I'm leaving. TAXI! :D - Britgirl

14 The was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
15 What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel

This is probably the funniest thing ever.

16 When a skeleton is angry at someone it says “I have BONE to pick with you"
17 What kind of utensil does a bear cook with? A pan-duh
18 What's Marissa's (Greek Mythology) favorite? Gorgonzola.
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1. What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.
2. It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
3. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.
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