Worst Queen Songs

The Top Ten

1 Body Language

This song is an insult to everything Queen stood for. They once proudly proclaimed "no synthesizers" and here they are, all jazzed up in dance and smut. This song isn't just bad for Queen; it's bad just in general. - dlbk03

This is worser than Who Needs You

I was gonna vote for The Invisible Man. Then I remembered their disco album. Yeah...no. - truckturner

Terrible. - bzsuzsi0128

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2 Don't Try Suicide

ProPanda calls this the worst song of all time for a reason you know...their choice of words is just horrible. "You need help...look at yourself, you need help". Jesus, you're not making the person feel better, you're just sounding like a douche! Also, the light and goofy tone of this is just not a good fit for a song about suicide. Evanescence has covered depression a couple times, but their songs and personas are dark and menacing so it works. Even Logic with his abomination was more convincing as opposed to a band that's much more light and musical-ish in its tone. This is coming from a huge fan of Queen: Screw this. -5/5 - DCfnaf

I thought Fat-Bottomed Girls was skin-crawlingly atrocious, but this is one of the worst songs I've ever heard. The twee bassline and rhythm, the backing vocals, Freddie Mercury's tone, it's all so light and fluffy and annoying. But this is a song about suicide. And it makes Logic's 1-800-273-8255 sound GOOD. It feels like a joke. But it's Queen, so I can't take it as a joke. This might just be the worst song of the 20th century, comfortably. And this is Queen we're talking about here. -5/5 - PandaDude98

3 Who Needs You

Why is there a list for this - Ajkloth

This list has to be terminated

Who needs this list? - Userguy44

4 Bicycle Race

He don't like Star Wars, lol. - malamJONES

5 Tear It Up
6 Sheer Heart Attack

I don't know why Queen fans hate it. It's good hard rock song - PanMixer

I kind of like this song. - CaptainMowzker

What this is a good song. - SammySpore

Funfact: the bass was played by Roger Taylor in this song. - Userguy44

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7 Fat Bottomed Girls

This song is a mess. One of the earliest songs about booties(and one of the worst booty songs). The vocal performance is not bad, but the terrible lyrics and irritating instrumentation make this the worst song Queen has ever made, hands down. - TheMusicNerd

Nope, this song is awesome. - galaxyfox

8 Bohemian Rhapsody

Obviously a troll item. I get it, Bohemian Rhapsody is overrated, you're tired of seeing it constantly at no. 1, but it's definitely not the worst of all time. - Gg2000

You're kidding me, right? Seriously, Bohemian Rhapsody isn't my absolute favorite Queen song, but in no way is it their 12th worst. To me, it's one of their top 5 best. - Metarock

Bohemian Rhapsody is the greatest Queen song! - ranchotexicali

If you want to listen to a song by Queen with a lot of different sounds, then The Millionaire Waltz is better. - jrodz

LOL no.

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9 Yeah

It is 4 seconds - Shamo24

10 Cool Cat

Add Funny How Love Is here

The Newcomers

? The Miracle
? March of the Black Queen

No. - Userguy44

The Contenders

11 Sleeping On the Sidewalk

I did not vote on this since there is a new option to only comment, but what I do want to say is: GET THIS SONGS OF FROM HERE - BMAVIDS

12 We Will Rock You

Who puts this song in this list. This song was released back in 1977 and from that day until no I still find school kids banging on the table and singing this song.

This list is completely incorrect. - Userguy44

13 My Baby Does Me
14 Radio Ga Ga

This list is absurd. - truckturner

15 Rain Must Fall
16 Las Palabras de Amor
17 Get Down, Make Love

I don't care if it is good or bad song. I really love it - PanMixer

18 Man On the Prowl

I actually like this song. It's a great throwback to Elvis. - Gg2000

Really dislike this song.

Should actually be 2nd and Body Language should be 1st

Should at least be in 3rd

19 Mustapha

Why the hell is it this high up? This thing is a hidden gem.

20 Calling All Girls
21 My Life Has Been Saved
22 Dancer

It's like a cheap disco song.

23 Under Pressure

Why is this on here

Does not deserve to be here. It's the one track on Hot Space that can be considered a classic. - Gg2000

24 The Invisible Man

Sounds not like Queen at all. - Userguy44

This may as well be my vote. sounds like some cheap synth pop, but the video is cool.

25 You Don't Fool Me
26 Misfire

This needs to be ranked higher. It just doesn't really go anywhere. - Gg2000

27 Staying Power

I think all Queen songs are great, but let's face it. When fans heard this (the opening track off of Hot Space), they must've thought the whole world was ending because Queen betrayed rock music and went knee-deep into funk and disco. As a result, they were suspicious of getting more albums because they were worried that it would have the same sound as THIS. This led Queen to decline commercially (only in the US, though), which could've killed their career. Thankfully, they went back to rock, however, it just wasn't the same. To sum it up, this song nearly KILLED their career. I'm not saying this is bad, but I am saying that they should've just kept on using their heavy, bombastic rock sound from the 70s.

28 Action This Day
29 We are the Champions
30 A Winter's Tale
31 I'm Going Slightly Mad

This is good. Shouldn't be on here. - Userguy44

How could one vote this?

32 Stone Cold Crazy

Who even place this amazing song in here?

You kidding me? This song is awesome! - Gg2000

No way! This song is amazing! - Userguy44

33 Innuendo

Get this of the list now! - Userguy44

WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS LIST

34 These Are the Days of Our Lives

No that's disrespectful to Freddie for putting this song here. - Userguy44

35 Keep Yourself Alive

This is bad? Come on, it's one of the best tunes on the album. - Gg2000

36 Coming Soon
37 Jesus
38 All Gods People
39 Drowse
40 Don't Try So Hard
41 Funny How Love Is

I particularly hate this song because of ruining one of the best queen albums; I mean, it's right between "the march of the black queen" and "seven seas of rye"...

It's good song - PanMixer

42 Sweet Lady

I don't think it belongs here. It rocks. - Gg2000

I love this song. - Metarock

43 Procession
44 Another One Bites the Dust

Very overrated, but not their worst. - Gg2000

45 Nevermore
46 She Makes Me
47 Good Company

I love this song. I love it because of the story and the moral as well as the fact that Brian May created a layered Dixieland band out of guitars. It doesn't deserve to be on this list. - Gg2000

48 Rock It (Prime Jive)
49 Back Chat
50 I Want to Break Free
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