Worst Queen Songs

The Top Ten
1 Body Language

The only Queen song that I'm not fond of. Great band of course, but this song is just weird and not in a good way. What were they thinking?

This is the only Queen song I can't stand. It's ironic, because Hot Space is one of my favorite Queen albums. But I honestly hate this song. I feel bad saying this, because I am talking about my favorite band in the whole entire universe, but I hate this song.

Are you mad, this is my absolute favourite Queen song! It so suited the new technology era at the time, computer games etc 1988/89.. Queen were on point. Love that you can hear all four members names being shouted out in sing!
Brian May! Brian May!

2 Yeah

Just because if I have to vote for a song, it would be this one - It is pretty difficult to find a bad song

What is the interest of this 4-second track?

Should this even be considered as a song?

It is 4 seconds

3 The Invisible Man

It's goofy as hell, but it does have a killer bassline and hey who cares if they weren't taking themselves seriously here? At least it's fun and catchy.

This is still at 18, while Bohemian Rhapsody is at number 8? That's sad.

Not a big fan of this song, but it has a great bassline and guitar solo though.

4 Fat Bottomed Girls

This song is a mess. One of the earliest songs about booties(and one of the worst booty songs). The vocal performance is not bad, but the terrible lyrics and irritating instrumentation make this the worst song Queen has ever made, hands down.

The lyrics are a joke and an intentional one. It's funny, catchy, it rocks and I don't see all that much wrong with it.

Only here because of the lyrics. I think it's pretty overhated.

5 Calling All Girls

I wouldn't call this bad but is one of the less best Queen songs I know it.

6 Who Needs You

This is a great songs why is it up so high. Who needs to do that to a great Queen song

This list has to be terminated

Why is there a list for this

Who needs this list?

7 Untitled

Made in Heaven could've been a great album if it weren't for that 22-minute sound collage that is just as entertaining as watching a painting dry. Even "Revolution 9" is more entertaining than this disappointing track.

Are we running?

8 Don't Try Suicide

Such a lousy song about a profound topic that has no business being romanticized. Definitely one of Queen's worst songs ever made.

ProPanda calls this the worst song of all time for a reason you know...their choice of words is just horrible. "You need help...look at yourself, you need help". Jesus, you're not making the person feel better, you're just sounding like a douche! Also, the light and goofy tone of this is just not a good fit for a song about suicide. Evanescence has covered depression a couple times, but their songs and personas are dark and menacing so it works. Even Logic with his abomination was more convincing as opposed to a band that's much more light and musical-ish in its tone. This is coming from a huge fan of Queen: Screw this. -5/5

I thought Fat-Bottomed Girls was skin-crawlingly atrocious, but this is one of the worst songs I've ever heard. The twee bassline and rhythm, the backing vocals, Freddie Mercury's tone, it's all so light and fluffy and annoying. But this is a song about suicide. And it makes Logic's 1-800-273-8255 sound GOOD. It feels like a joke. But it's Queen, so I can't take it as a joke. This might just be the worst song of the 20th century, comfortably. And this is Queen we're talking about here. -5/5

This song romanticizes depression and suicide.

9 Arboria (Planet of the Tree Men)
10 The Ring (Hypnotic Seduction of Dale)

Why do most people say that Hot Space is Queen's worst album? The worst Queen album would have to be Flash Gordon. There is like, only one song that is good on this album, and that only good song would be "Flash's Theme". That's it. This is all I have to say about this trashy album. Goodbye.

Overall, this Flash Gordon soundtrack is a mess.

The Contenders
11 Rain Must Fall

I can't believe Queen actually made this sappy piece of garbage that sounds like your typical disposable song from a forgotten 80s romantic comedy. It's so bland it could've easily been made by Starship, Chicago, The Cars or other bands of that caliber.

12 Marriage of Dale and Ming (And Flash Approaching)
13 Don't Stop Me Now

We just need Bohemian Rhapsody here and time to kill the one who created this list

What is this doing on the list

This is such a banger!

How is this on here?

14 Escape from the Swamp
15 You Don't Fool Me

I guess this song is here because it's different from their usual rock songs, but I don't think it's bad. Not one of their best, but it's decent enough.

16 Sheer Heart Attack

I don't know why Queen fans hate it. It's good hard rock song

Just one of Roger's disastrous album tracks. Embarrassing.

What this is a good song.

I love this song.

17 Bicycle Race

He don't like Star Wars, lol.

18 We Will Rock You

Hate on me if you want, but I think this deserves to be #1 spot on the list. This song is uncreative, crap, overrated, and trash. It's got an extremely repetitive line "WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!" and it's got it's uncreative and crappy "stomp stomp clap" beat. This is not only the worst queen song, but it's one of the worst songs EVER!

Who puts this song in this list. This song was released back in 1977 and from that day until no I still find school kids banging on the table and singing this song.

Never liked the studio version. The fast live version is way better

19 Vultan's Theme (Attack of the Hawk Men)
20 Funny How Love Is

I particularly hate this song because of ruining one of the best queen albums; I mean, it's right between "the march of the black queen" and "seven seas of rye"...

21 Crash Dive on Mingo City
22 Under Pressure

Does not deserve to be here. It's the one track on Hot Space that can be considered a classic.

This song is practically a masterpiece!

This is amazing it shouldn't be on here

Why is this on here

23 My Baby Does Me

I've rarely heard a Queen song that annoyingly bland. Freddie Mercury camps it up too much, Brian May is on autopilot and the rest of the band is basically background noises. Definitely one of Queen's most disposable tracks ever.

24 Misfire

This needs to be ranked higher. It just doesn't really go anywhere.

Not bad, but this was on Sheer Heart Attack?

Misfire is offended.

25 Radio Ga Ga

This list is absurd.

Who put this on here?

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