Top Ten Worst Quotes in TheTopTens History

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Quotes from anywhere. Gonna commit if list gets deleted.

The Top Ten

1 "MontyPython's sister, who seemed to have a great life (or at least one better than mine), died recently. YET I'M STILL ALIVE, even though everyone HATES me, and I hate my life."

I can somewhat understand Disney1994. After all, I've had moments where I thought my life was complete rubbish. Not saying I defend him, but I can see his emotional direction and his viewpoint. But using the death of a user just seems... unwanted. You should have at least thought for a moment before you posted. I understand what you wanted to say (And at least you don't mean anything negative to DisneyAnime1234), but you need to consider what words you want to use. Just saying that a message like this could lead to huge trouble (Which it did). - CrimsonShark

This is 90% of the reason why I hate Disney1994. - Powerfulgirl10

Actually he's saying that Disney anime shouldn't have died and he feels bad about it and wishes he could die instead so it ain't that bad

Its kinda stupid why people hate this comment, and almost sjw-like. Thought I can't fully defend D1994 either - ReltihFloda

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2 "At least the starving children in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking TV shows"

To the person who said this: I hope you live a long life, but it's full of pain and nothing but pain and right before it ends you have to see everything that you ever cared about die in your face. Everybody in the world that knows you will be happy at their death because they won't have to be with you anymore. They will smile no matter how long or how painful it is because it will be worth it!

This is really bad, but do you know what is even worse? Somebody said that Americans are dumb and stupid for thinking 9-11 was a big deal. Just look up "worst events in human history" and go to 9-11.

Deserves this spot. Hope this list doesn't get deleted. - Martinglez

This is so cringe worthy, my bleach drank itself. - UltimateHybridX

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3 "I want the world to end. I want to have never been born. I want nothing to exist so that nothing can be hated. END THE WORLD ALREADY!"

If you thought stereotypical liberals are horrendous, this guy is worse. - Swellow

If you, Disney1994 really think this, come to my house. Therefore something waiting for you.

Just because one person has a problem doesn't mean you need to unleash your anger out on the whole world. - Oliveleaf

This sounds like some kind of video game villain's pre-battle speech, but awful - DarkShadows

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4 "Have u scene the viteo!? It's so hot and sexy so this sung sholud be nubmer one! Her butt is amayzing and she enpower big girls like me wit her sings so vote her 2 nubmer one please! SHES the best RAPPER OF ALL TIME! #VoteAnacondaPlz"

That looks like a Youtube quote. - NuMetalManiak

Can I please drink some bleach? - DCfnaf

Okay, now let's try and get an answer from someone who's not a complete RETARD...anyone? - xandermartin98

Troll Quote That's So Damn Stupid, It's Hilarious - JPK

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5 "I have the worst life ever!"

Boo-hoo! You think your life sucks because of your complaints about T.V. and opinions! And your life isn't half as bad as what you've stated in one of your hypocritical comments (starving kids in Africa.) - Powerfulgirl10

A lot of us know who said that. If you're life is so terrible, then what is stopping you from making it better and not complaining about how miserable it is.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it looks like the singer of Simple Plan has found this website! - Zach808

We All Know Who Said This - JPK

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6 "I'm the best user ever!"

This kinda depends on who says it, but even if they think they are the best user, why would they ever announce it to the whole world? This is exactly the type of thing I wouldn't do. - Oliveleaf

That is something an egotist would say :P. - CrimsonShark

Said by danteem. - Therandom

Lets add all selfiefan qoutes

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7 "Let's unite to show everyone that there is a such thing as a wrong opinion, and everyone has one!"

There are no such things as a wrong opinion. Well, except for claiming that there are even such things as wrong opinions. - Oliveleaf

Sure thing honey xx - Puga

No.

"No such thing as a wrong opinion"

Well, what about everyone thinking that the original Parappa The Rapper is undeniably both the best game AND SOUNDTRACK of its entire series (wink, wink) - xandermartin98

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8 "I hav good gramer"

Actually, you are using correct grammar. It's spelling that's the problem. They are two different things. - Oliveleaf

You can look it up. Spelling is a mechanic, I believe, not grammar. - Oliveleaf

Yeah but you have bad spelling.

Yes you have good grammar, except that you have bad spelling. Lol - Neonco31

I really want Comparis"a"ns to return - IronSabbathPriest

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9 "All cartoons and anime suck, and all you people commenting here are pathetic losers with no lives and no friends, get a life, and start watching live action dramas instead of this"

I feel bad for the person who said that because they probably had no childhood. - PeeledBanana

Cartoons aren't bad but anime is, well for me - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Excuse you - Cartoonfan202

Cartoons are great most live action is trash


To be precise

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10 "Can I tell you guys a secret? I actually masturbate to Trina and Cat. They're that hot (this goes for Liv and Maddie too)."

I'm convinced this one is a joke. No one would be dumb enough to admit this. Right? - Zach808

Oh my God - PeeledBanana

Disney1994? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Oh please, you've never seen Lammy

(the Um Jammer Lammy one of course, not the Happy Tree Friends one) - xandermartin98

The Newcomers

? "See Bronies? Friendship is Magic is not the greatest thing in the world. Many of the ponies are on here."
? "Everybody comes to an union and vomit all over the place. They vomit and destroy thetoptens. This episode will be an hour long special with patchy the admin segments where patchy pees and poops on all thetoptens lists."

Patchy is NICKELODEON! - BorisRule

A Stupid And Gross Troll Comment On The TopTens T.V. Idea List - JPK

The Contenders

11 "Even a squashed up bug on the kitchen floor is better than Arthur!"

This man is what caused the policy I actually cannot believe this. - Puga

Even a stomped Goomba is better than this comment! - TheYoshiPyro64

Admin made the policy because of THIS?! - TwilightKitsune

Another Hilariously Awful Quote - JPK

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12 "1. Stop making fun of the stuff I like. 2. No bad comments!!!! 3.Read My comment on the top before you begin!!!! 4. The most important,if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all!!!!!!!!! 5. ALWAYS comment and visit MY LISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can't tell me what to do? - naFrovivuS

Is this comment from Dragontree's profile? - Neonco31

13 "Hillary is the best"

The best to ruin the country! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

14 "I'll NEVER be happy UNTIL I FINALLY get to go to the dimension of people who improve the world by wishing they were NEVER born, so that I watch as the TRUTH is revealed ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

This also sounds like an awful version of a video game villain's pre-battle speech - DarkShadows

15 "He supports Donald Trump, so he should be lower on this list."
16 "Luigi will always be my favorite video game character of all time. Luigi killed Samus Aran in 8-12-14. He use a green sun and explode her to death than he use Green Giant flames to make it explode more. BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

I think we all know who said this - PeeledBanana

Take a WILD guess who said this - xandermartin98

Wow so many explosions... - Oliveleaf

Laughably Bad Quote - JPK

17 "Ok go ahead name me 1 good metal song why because there are no good metal songs"

I don't listen to music - Oliveleaf

This comment looks like a pop fan created this. - DynastiSugarPop

18 "In the circumstances surrounding the user's actions, we felt it was appropriate to give him another chance."

This user was Danteem, wasn't it - xandermartin98

19 "Everyone knows Artur sucks"

I had thought this was coming from a list about Big Nate. Looking at the comments, maybe not. - naFrovivuS

Arthur* - DynastiNoble

Haha, "Artur" - PeeledBanana

Lol
Artur, That Makes Me Laugh - JPK

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20 "Guess who doesn't care about the haters. Me"

Claims Nathan, 14, has a post called "Nathan hates haters" - Puga

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1. "At least the starving children in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking TV shows"
2. "Foodfight! is better than Jesus"
3. "I want the world to end. I want to have never been born. I want nothing to exist so that nothing can be hated. END THE WORLD ALREADY!"
DarkShadows
1. "MontyPython's sister, who seemed to have a great life (or at least one better than mine), died recently. YET I'M STILL ALIVE, even though everyone HATES me, and I hate my life."
2. "At least the starving children in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking TV shows"
3. "I want the world to end. I want to have never been born. I want nothing to exist so that nothing can be hated. END THE WORLD ALREADY!"
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1. "MontyPython's sister, who seemed to have a great life (or at least one better than mine), died recently. YET I'M STILL ALIVE, even though everyone HATES me, and I hate my life."
2. "At least the starving children in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking TV shows"
3. "All cartoons and anime suck, and all you people commenting here are pathetic losers with no lives and no friends, get a life, and start watching live action dramas instead of this"
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