Top Ten Worst Quotes in TheTopTens History

Quotes from anywhere. Gonna commit if list gets deleted.

The Top Ten

1 "MontyPython's sister, who seemed to have a great life (or at least one better than mine), died recently. YET I'M STILL ALIVE, even though everyone HATES me, and I hate my life."

I can somewhat understand Disney1994. After all, I've had moments where I thought my life was complete rubbish. Not saying I defend him, but I can see his emotional direction and his viewpoint. But using the death of a user just seems... unwanted. You should have at least thought for a moment before you posted. I understand what you wanted to say (And at least you don't mean anything negative to DisneyAnime1234), but you need to consider what words you want to use. Just saying that a message like this could lead to huge trouble (Which it did). - CrimsonShark

This is 90% of the reason why I hate Disney1994. - Powerfulgirl10

@visitor no he's nude, and people think I'm the crazy one because I run into restaurants topless - AlphaQ

Actually he's saying that Disney anime shouldn't have died and he feels bad about it and wishes he could die instead so it ain't that bad

That’s Disney1994 for ya. - MrCoolC

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2 "At least the starving children in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking TV shows"

This is so cringe worthy, my bleach drank itself. - UltimateHybridX

To the person who said this: I hope you live a long life, but it's full of pain and nothing but pain and right before it ends you have to see everything that you ever cared about die in your face. Everybody in the world that knows you will be happy at their death because they won't have to be with you anymore. They will smile no matter how long or how painful it is because it will be worth it!

But saying people will be happy at their death is actually pretty rude... - MissRWBY202

This is really bad, but do you know what is even worse? Somebody said that Americans are dumb and stupid for thinking 9-11 was a big deal. Just look up "worst events in human history" and go to 9-11.

Well, if they did, they would come to your house and team against you.

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3 "Have u scene the viteo!? It's so hot and sexy so this sung sholud be nubmer one! Her butt is amayzing and she enpower big girls like me wit her sings so vote her 2 nubmer one please! SHES the best RAPPER OF ALL TIME! #VoteAnacondaPlz"

That looks like a Youtube quote. - NuMetalManiak

Can I please drink some bleach? - DCfnaf

Bleach for everyone because life is full of cringe-worthy crap! - IceFoxPlayz

Okay, now let's try and get an answer from someone who's not a complete RETARD...anyone? - xandermartin98

This has the same grammar and spelling quality of My Immortal... (Jumps to conclusion) - Cyri

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4 "I hav good gramer"

Actually, you are using correct grammar. It's spelling that's the problem. They are two different things. - Oliveleaf

You can look it up. Spelling is a mechanic, I believe, not grammar. - Oliveleaf

Yeah but you have bad spelling.

Yes you have good grammar, except that you have bad spelling. Lol - Neonco31

But do you have good spelling? - MrCoolC

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5 "All cartoons and anime suck, and all you people commenting here are pathetic losers with no lives and no friends, get a life, and start watching live action dramas instead of this"

Cartoons and live action are'nt really the same unless you combined them. You may think cartoons is for kids? Not at all. Adults also watched both shows depend on how they watched. Do you think The Simpsons or Family Guy is for kids? Get your fact straight!

Childhoods ate pointless. And no I did not write this comment

Elitist people shoving their elitist ideals down children's throats - styLIShT

This person clearly skipped their childhood. - NightJinx

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6 "I want the world to end. I want to have never been born. I want nothing to exist so that nothing can be hated. END THE WORLD ALREADY!"

If you thought stereotypical liberals are horrendous, this guy is worse. - Swellow

If you, Disney1994 really think this, come to my house. Therefore something waiting for you.

Just because one person has a problem doesn't mean you need to unleash your anger out on the whole world. - Oliveleaf

Wow. This is so sad. Alexa, can we commit Death-pacito on the world? - Bolshoy_Brat

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7 "I have the worst life ever!"

You should be thankful for what you have. Be glad for what you have because karma could hit. At least you get to choose wether to live your life. You have a roof over your head, food to eat, some sort of technology to entertain you. Unlike you, there are people and animals out there, fighting for their lives against disease, cancer, starvation, lonliness, poaching and so many others. This is ridiculous. Everyone says these things at times but really take a moment to think of others and what they might be going through. - NightJinx

Boo-hoo! You think your life sucks because of your complaints about T.V. and opinions! And your life isn't half as bad as what you've stated in one of your hypocritical comments (starving kids in Africa.) - Powerfulgirl10

Ladies and Gentlemen, it looks like the singer of Simple Plan has found this website! - Zach808

Pointing out whats wrong with this is pretty pointless, at least no harm done here. - EliHbk

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8 "Let's unite to show everyone that there is a such thing as a wrong opinion, and everyone has one!"

There are no such things as a wrong opinion. Well, except for claiming that there are even such things as wrong opinions. - Oliveleaf

If someone said that Trump would lose the 2016 election, in retrospect, wouldn't that be a wrong opinion? - EliHbk

If everyone has a wrong opinion, then what's yours? Thinking it's a good idea to make this union? - SpectralOwl

Yo, hold up. How can an opinion be objectively incorrect or correct when it's just one's viewpoint and judgement? - Bolshoy_Brat

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9 "I'm the best user ever!"

This kinda depends on who says it, but even if they think they are the best user, why would they ever announce it to the whole world? This is exactly the type of thing I wouldn't do. - Oliveleaf

Owl's Translator: I'm the Biggest narcissist ever! - SpectralOwl

I'm arguably one of the users of this site. - CloudInvasion

When it comes to narcissism, then yeah. - MrCoolC

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10 "1. Stop making fun of the stuff I like. 2. No bad comments!!!! 3.Read My comment on the top before you begin!!!! 4. The most important,if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all!!!!!!!!! 5. ALWAYS comment and visit MY LISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have no obligation towards this quote. I can criticize the things that I don't like whenever I feel like it and no one will stop me. - yamionthetrap

Did a 7 year old write this? This is something I could see a first grader writing in their diary after they got bullied for liking Law Patrol - BlueTopazIceVanilla

They were trying to make their point by putting dozens of exclamation points. - NightJinx

Ugh I saw this annoying comment yesterday
She's mean to MSS

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The Newcomers

? ''This may not be as well known, but damn, the sex is great''
? ''Yesnot vore, no eating wholejust cutting someone open and eating their innards while they watchuwu''

The Contenders

11 "Killed more people than Hitler through his singing and the fact you can't tell his gender easily :("

Is this supposed to be about Justin Bieber? - Powerfulgirl10

Singing a few bad songs doesn't compare to ordering the murder of over 9 million people. - CloudInvasion

Damn, you right. One amateurish singer is without a doubt worse than a genocidal autocrat. The Holocaust is child's-play compared to this, in my opinion. - Bolshoy_Brat

OOH it's pretty close, they're both neck and neck.

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12 "Even a squashed up bug on the kitchen floor is better than Arthur!"

Even a stomped Goomba is better than this comment! - TheYoshiPyro64

This man is what caused the policy I actually cannot believe this. - Puga

Another Hilariously Awful Quote - JPK

Someone, turn this into a list! - MrCoolC

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13 "Can I tell you guys a secret? I actually masturbate to Trina and Cat. They're that hot (this goes for Liv and Maddie too)."

I'm convinced this one is a joke. No one would be dumb enough to admit this. Right? - Zach808

Who the hell said this? Not just that but who would post this on the internet? - NightJinx

Please tell me this isn't an actual comment. - CloudInvasion

Xandermartin99 said this. - IceFoxPlayz

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14 "Foodfight! is better than Jesus"

Even if it is a joke it still is not funny. My religion doesn't even believe in Jesus, but that is downright stupid. - 445956

I am Christian and I am OFFENDED - BorisRule

This should be in the to 20 - DarkShadows

Well this makes no sense! - Spongehouse

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15 "Best fetish. Especially for Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans. God I love that pants pooping princess."

GROSS! I think I actually saw this ugly comment before. - WindWakerFan

That's disgusting!

"jumps off cliff" - Drawbox

* grabs a few bottles of bleach and jumps off a cliff * - IceFoxPlayz

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16 "Um Jammer Lammy is a better waifu than Lana Loud because her brain is sexier"

LEAVE LAMMY ALONE - xandermartin98

17 "I have 3 nipples and 2 of them are nipples!"

Then what would the other one nipple classify as? - SpectralOwl

I don't know why I wrote that. That is a dumb quote. - AlphaQ

I think the third nipple is a part nipple, lol. - MrCoolC I don't know what to say

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18 "Characters engaging in passionate sexual intercourse with each other's brains"

I have no words. - NightJinx

In my opinion I can work with this, it's sort of like providing an alternate perspective. - EliHbk


Xander no one wants to hear you're disgusting fanfictions

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19 "Finally, Frozen is more overrated than Naruto and Sword Art Online. Narutards are better than this."
20 "I want to snuggle Um Jammer Lammy and then live in her brain"

That's just your typical xandermartin98 - SpectralOwl

Everyone knows who said this - B1ueNew

What the... - BorisRule

What in the actual HELL?! - IceFoxPlayz

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This quote makes me ANGRY! - BorisRule


This is Childish in every way. Need I say more? - SpectralOwl

What if this comment was made by a male? - MrCoolC

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22 "think she's underrated and has some great potential, just like Madoka Kaname from Puella Magi Madoka Magica."
23 "I'll NEVER be happy UNTIL I FINALLY get to go to the dimension of people who improve the world by wishing they were NEVER born, so that I watch as the TRUTH is revealed ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

This also sounds like an awful version of a video game villain's pre-battle speech - DarkShadows

This person is going to be hit by karma sooner or later. - NightJinx

24 "I'm glad disneyanime1234 died"

That person is heartless and cruel if he writes that message. It's not fun to cheer by someone's death. Gamecubesarecool needs to be ashamed deeply of himself. - yamionthetrap

That's so rude! Who even wrote this?

No matter how much you hate somebody you should never wish for them to die! - Spongehouse

I’m glad the comment “I’m glad disneyanime1234 died” is here. - MrCoolC

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25 "Guess who doesn't care about the haters. Me"

Claims Nathan, 14, has a post called "Nathan hates haters" - Puga

26 "This list is stupid. The Beatles are better, everyone knows that"

Wow! Get this guy a medal for best music taste! - Mumbizz01

That guy's comment is so old, get over it.

What a brilliant opinion! Here's your Nobel Prize! - CloudInvasion

EXACTLY - NightJinx

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27 "Ok go ahead name me 1 good metal song why because there are no good metal songs"

This comment looks like a pop fan created this. - DynastiSugarPop

I don't listen to music - Oliveleaf

Do not disrespect my fellow boi Marilyn Manson with this GARBAGE COMMENT!

Octavarium - isaaonrtdmtr

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28 "Whatever you watch it, all the good shows get cancelled and you can only watch this show and Daniel tiger's evil-hood and stupid dumbest wild kratts!"

I like Wild Kratts! Whoever said that absurd comment should actually SEE Wild Kratts because that show is quite educational, and it teaches kids many different facts about animals of any kind. - IceFoxPlayz

For the record, I loved Wild Kratts. - NightJinx

29 "Luigi will always be my favorite video game character of all time. Luigi killed Samus Aran in 8-12-14. He use a green sun and explode her to death than he use Green Giant flames to make it explode more. BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

Laughably Bad Quote - JPK

I think we all know who said this - PeeledBanana

Take a WILD guess who said this - xandermartin98

I just saw this comment on the list it was posted on. - NightJinx

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30 "Because of anime and manga, Japan should never exist at all!"

Dude, this is racist! Hating a country just because a thing comes from it? Sorry, but that as racist thing to say!

Okay, that's racist. I guess Nintendo shouldn't be allowed either. - TeamRocket747

Not racist I think, not talking about a specific race but a country/nationality. But stupid nonetheless - EliHbk

How shallow of a statement. - isaaonrtdmtr

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31 "I er, may or may not be a virgin. I'd rather not say"

Be it, because that's too personal. - BorisRule

Ok we don't care

32 "Gothic girls with big butt and big breasts, tattoos, piercings and long black hair are the sexiest of all"

What's wrong with this? At least he's actually attracted to human beings. - floral

Bobby is a fascinating man. I wouldn't call this comment bad, just odd. - WonkeyDude98

Red hair is good too. Big plus if they're South American. More specifically Ecuadorian - bobbythebrony


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33 "Even if I DON'T have the worst life ever, I still hate it anyway, because it's still awful either way. In the end, I realized that maybe EVERYONE has the worst life ever, because we live in the worst WORLD ever!"

This sounds a little messed up... - wrests

All because he worships liv and maddie - SpectralOwl

Take a HOT guess who said this

We all know who said this. - NightJinx

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34 "Tired of this bitch Ruining our anime and manga by turning their characters into MLP Ponies"

The Artist Has Every Right To Draw Anime Characters As Ponies

Anti-Bronies Are So Mean - JPK

35 "This episode was hysterical. Plankton attempting suicide had me in tears (good ones), and I loved how Mr. Krabs knew to torture Plankton. He was at his best in this episode at the part where he didn't care about Plankton's suicide attempt."

Definitely A Troll Said This - JPK

Either a troll or a little kid. Can't really tell. - CloudInvasion

I think the former, if the state of the SpongeBob episode idea lists is anything to go by. - Entranced98

This is trolling obviously. Suicide is no laughing matter.

He's defintely just joking but people do get sensitive over this topic...and I don't blame them. - AlphaQ

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36 "And no, it does NOT matter HOW popular or UNpopular an opinion is, it can STILL be wrong!"

Hold up let me just stop you there opinions can't be wrong because there is no proof/evidence to back it up so therefore it cannot be wrong - Carri796

37 "I want to scissor Um Jammer Lammy myself, even though I'm a guy"

Why is Jammar Lammy always dragged into these type of comments? - NightJinx

So you have to have SEX with her?


38 "I is Pug and I is happy doggy!"

When you have crippling depression and act like a dog online - Puga

That's a catchphrase, not a single quote - SpectralOwl

I was laughing at this though

How is that a horrible quote? I find it to be the best quote on TheTopTens. - MrCoolC

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39 "MLP is gay"

Stop using gay as an insult. - NightJinx

It's Not - JPK

Gay? what? At least try to use the word correctly. - Ultron123

Since when a show has a sexuality? - MrCoolC

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40 "Everyone knows Artur sucks"

I had thought this was coming from a list about Big Nate. Looking at the comments, maybe not. - naFrovivuS

Everyone knows spelling things wrongly sucks - SpectralOwl

Arthur* - DynastiNoble

Everyone knows that it’s spelt “Arthur”, not ”Artur”. - MrCoolC

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41 "Anyone who hate this show is a real stupid-face"

People need to learn to respect opinions. - Powerfulgirl10

What show is this toddler talking about?

Any outstanding guesses to who said this? - CloudInvasion

Don't feed the troll

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42 "Hillary is the best"

The best to ruin the country! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

At what? - CloudInvasion

At nothing. - MrCoolC

43 "Imagine if Princess Peach were fully naked! That would be so sexy since she has thick, feminine thighs, a slender body and a big, circular butt."

I wouldn't say that on THIS website because people don't like that kind of a comment. Look, I understand if the visitor loves Peach so much, but do you think I would say a sexual comment over the base & adjustments to her body on a site like that? No. That person needs to keep that comment to himself because some of them are not used or disgusted by these kinds of words. - yamionthetrap

Sometimes it's best to keep your thoughts to yourself... - CaptainMowzker

Some things, you just have to keep in your brain and NOT say out loud! - NightJinx

Keep your rule34 to yourself, mate! - BorisRule

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44 "You are so underrated SevenLizards! You should be in the top five!"

What's wrong with this comment?

Did Wolftail say this? - TwilightKitsune

He isn't now. - DynastiNoble

45 "Gonna rely on prostitutes when I grow up. Imagine wanting a relationship. Women and kids both annoying."

What's the point of having to pay for a prostitute when you can just masturbate for free? It's not like prostitues are people you truly love and have a connection with.

My elite opinion getting hate? - Puga

This is supposed to be a joke

Sexist - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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46 "I specifically state that SAD SONGS are the only eligible items, and what do people do? They add stuff like The Best Day Ever and Sweet Victory. YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME!"

What list was this? - allamassal

Sounds like SolarSands, actually - xandermartin98

This comment was about the list of Top Ten Songs to Play when Liv and Maddie Gets Cancelled, but the actual comment was on the list of Top Ten TheTopTens Lists Ruined by Trolls (I just saw it). - allamassal

47 "In the circumstances surrounding the user's actions, we felt it was appropriate to give him another chance."

This user was Danteem, wasn't it - xandermartin98

48 "Yes! I know this sounds very sexual but... I want to stick an egg vibrator in your butt. It's amazing!"


Uhh what?! - NightJinx

49 "He supports Donald Trump, so he should be lower on this list."

Lower on this list of bitch feminist libtards.

50 "In fact, this was OFFICIALLY the WORST year EVER! Just like EVERY year since 2006. In fact, this entire century has sucked for me. There's more bad than good in life. And it's only gonna get worse until the end of time."

Just because of Sonic 06? - BorisRule


(you know it's funny because I pressed X and D more than once)

It’s pretty obvious who said this - NightJinx

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1. "At least the starving children in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking TV shows"
2. "Foodfight! is better than Jesus"
3. "I want the world to end. I want to have never been born. I want nothing to exist so that nothing can be hated. END THE WORLD ALREADY!"
1. "MontyPython's sister, who seemed to have a great life (or at least one better than mine), died recently. YET I'M STILL ALIVE, even though everyone HATES me, and I hate my life."
2. "At least the starving children in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking TV shows"
3. "I want the world to end. I want to have never been born. I want nothing to exist so that nothing can be hated. END THE WORLD ALREADY!"
1. "MontyPython's sister, who seemed to have a great life (or at least one better than mine), died recently. YET I'M STILL ALIVE, even though everyone HATES me, and I hate my life."
2. "At least the starving children in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking TV shows"
3. "All cartoons and anime suck, and all you people commenting here are pathetic losers with no lives and no friends, get a life, and start watching live action dramas instead of this"

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