Top Ten Worst Quotes in TheTopTens History

Quotes from anywhere. Gonna commit if list gets deleted.

The Top Ten

1 "MontyPython's sister, who seemed to have a great life (or at least one better than mine), died recently. YET I'M STILL ALIVE, even though everyone HATES me, and I hate my life."

I can somewhat understand Disney1994. After all, I've had moments where I thought my life was complete rubbish. Not saying I defend him, but I can see his emotional direction and his viewpoint. But using the death of a user just seems... unwanted. You should have at least thought for a moment before you posted. I understand what you wanted to say (And at least you don't mean anything negative to DisneyAnime1234), but you need to consider what words you want to use. Just saying that a message like this could lead to huge trouble (Which it did). - CrimsonShark

This is 90% of the reason why I hate Disney1994. - Powerfulgirl10

Actually he's saying that Disney anime shouldn't have died and he feels bad about it and wishes he could die instead so it ain't that bad

GoNnA cOmMiT iF tHiS lIsT gEtS dElEtEd! - AnnieCallie

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2 "At least the starving children in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking TV shows"

To the person who said this: I hope you live a long life, but it's full of pain and nothing but pain and right before it ends you have to see everything that you ever cared about die in your face. Everybody in the world that knows you will be happy at their death because they won't have to be with you anymore. They will smile no matter how long or how painful it is because it will be worth it!

But saying people will be happy at their death is actually pretty rude... - MissRWBY202

This is so cringe worthy, my bleach drank itself. - UltimateHybridX

This is really bad, but do you know what is even worse? Somebody said that Americans are dumb and stupid for thinking 9-11 was a big deal. Just look up "worst events in human history" and go to 9-11.

At least people in America don't have to feel guilt about not eating 3 times a day - phantomblock

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3 "Have u scene the viteo!? It's so hot and sexy so this sung sholud be nubmer one! Her butt is amayzing and she enpower big girls like me wit her sings so vote her 2 nubmer one please! SHES the best RAPPER OF ALL TIME! #VoteAnacondaPlz"

Can I please drink some bleach? - DCfnaf

That looks like a Youtube quote. - NuMetalManiak

Okay, now let's try and get an answer from someone who's not a complete RETARD...anyone? - xandermartin98

Thanks for making my day worse, whoever wrote this. - Drawbox

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4 "I hav good gramer"

Actually, you are using correct grammar. It's spelling that's the problem. They are two different things. - Oliveleaf

You can look it up. Spelling is a mechanic, I believe, not grammar. - Oliveleaf

Yeah but you have bad spelling.

Yes you have good grammar, except that you have bad spelling. Lol - Neonco31

No bad spelling I'd what you have - AnnieCallie

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5 "All cartoons and anime suck, and all you people commenting here are pathetic losers with no lives and no friends, get a life, and start watching live action dramas instead of this"

I feel bad for the person who said that because they probably had no childhood. - PeeledBanana

To be honest I don't get why we need childhoods. They're pointless in my opinion. - AnnieCallie

Cartoons and live action are'nt really the same unless you combined them. You may think cartoons is for kids? Not at all. Adults also watched both shows depend on how they watched. Do you think The Simpsons or Family Guy is for kids? Get your fact straight!

Elitist people shoving their elitist ideals down children's throats - styLIShT

This person clearly skipped their childhood. - NightJinx

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6 "I want the world to end. I want to have never been born. I want nothing to exist so that nothing can be hated. END THE WORLD ALREADY!"

If you thought stereotypical liberals are horrendous, this guy is worse. - Swellow

If you, Disney1994 really think this, come to my house. Therefore something waiting for you.

Just because one person has a problem doesn't mean you need to unleash your anger out on the whole world. - Oliveleaf

We may be in a dark time right now, but it will get better eventually. Don’t give up on this world, your life, or humanity. - NightJinx

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7 "1. Stop making fun of the stuff I like. 2. No bad comments!!!! 3.Read My comment on the top before you begin!!!! 4. The most important,if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all!!!!!!!!! 5. ALWAYS comment and visit MY LISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have no obligation towards this quote. I can criticize the things that I don't like whenever I feel like it and no one will stop me. - yamionthetrap

They were trying to make their point by putting dozens of exclamation points. - NightJinx

You can't tell me what to do? - naFrovivuS

#2 makes this ironic. - Cyri

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8 "I wish it was DCfnaf who died and not [DisneyAnime1234]!"

That's rude! I don't agree with everything he says but DCfnaf doesn't deserve to die. That's going too far. DisneyAnime shouldn't have died either. - AnnieCallie

He just needs to give me at least 80 more years and then he might just get his wish! - DCfnaf

Too far. Way too far. - isaaonrtdmtr

God, I'm thankful I didn't join the site earlier. - Drawbox

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9 "Let's unite to show everyone that there is a such thing as a wrong opinion, and everyone has one!"

There are no such things as a wrong opinion. Well, except for claiming that there are even such things as wrong opinions. - Oliveleaf

If everyone has a wrong opinion, then what's yours? Thinking it's a good idea to make this union? - SpectralOwl

Opinion is an opinion. There is no wrong opinion

There is no such thing as a wrong opinion - AnnieCallie

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10 "I have the worst life ever!"

You should be thankful for what you have. Be glad for what you have because karma could hit. At least you get to choose wether to live your life. You have a roof over your head, food to eat, some sort of technology to entertain you. Unlike you, there are people and animals out there, fighting for their lives against disease, cancer, starvation, lonliness, poaching and so many others. This is ridiculous. Everyone says these things at times but really take a moment to think of others and what they might be going through. - NightJinx

Boo-hoo! You think your life sucks because of your complaints about T.V. and opinions! And your life isn't half as bad as what you've stated in one of your hypocritical comments (starving kids in Africa.) - Powerfulgirl10

Ladies and Gentlemen, it looks like the singer of Simple Plan has found this website! - Zach808

Pointing out whats wrong with this is pretty pointless, at least no harm done here. - EliHbk

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The Newcomers

? "He has done ultimate social work like finished the gap between religion, marriage for sex workers, education and medical to poor people. He is the one who was behind the third gender legal validity in india. Social reformer. More than 50 million people h
? "The lyrics are even worse than music of Blood on the Dance Floor. It's just Baby, Baby, Baby repeated again and again. No passion, no real voice, no heart, no soul. This song contains nothing what a good song should have."

I saw this one. It was on the list of Worst Songs of All Time. - allamassal

The Contenders

11 "Foodfight! is better than Jesus"

Even if it is a joke it still is not funny. My religion doesn't even believe in Jesus, but that is downright stupid. - 445956

I am Christian and I am OFFENDED - BorisRule

This should be in the to 20 - DarkShadows

Whoever said this should mind their language to the person who loves us equally. It's an insult to Jesus. - TheDarkOne_221b

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12 "I'm the best user ever!"

This kinda depends on who says it, but even if they think they are the best user, why would they ever announce it to the whole world? This is exactly the type of thing I wouldn't do. - Oliveleaf

Owl's Translator: I'm the Biggest narcissist ever! - SpectralOwl

I'm arguably one of the users of this site. - CloudInvasion

No. Hate to break it to you, but no. A good user isn't narcissistic. - Cyri

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13 "Even a squashed up bug on the kitchen floor is better than Arthur!"

This man is what caused the policy I actually cannot believe this. - Puga

Even a stomped Goomba is better than this comment! - TheYoshiPyro64

Another Hilariously Awful Quote - JPK

What is this? - AnnieCallie

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14 "Killed more people than Hitler through his singing and the fact you can't tell his gender easily :("

Is this supposed to be about Justin Bieber? - Powerfulgirl10

Singing a few bad songs doesn't compare to ordering the murder of over 9 million people. - CloudInvasion

No no no! Hitler is worse than Bieber! - AnnieCallie

WHO SAID THIS? - DarkShadows

15 "Can I tell you guys a secret? I actually masturbate to Trina and Cat. They're that hot (this goes for Liv and Maddie too)."

I'm convinced this one is a joke. No one would be dumb enough to admit this. Right? - Zach808

Who the hell said this? Not just that but who would post this on the internet? - NightJinx

Please tell me this isn't an actual comment. - CloudInvasion

There is kids looking at this list and u say that?!?! Also, it’s no longer a secret. And... What the actual hell?

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16 "Best fetish. Especially for Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans. God I love that pants pooping princess."

GROSS! I think I actually saw this ugly comment before. - WindWakerFan

That's disgusting! - AnnieCallie

"jumps off cliff" - Drawbox

F this! - BorisRule

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17 "Um Jammer Lammy is a better waifu than Lana Loud because her brain is sexier"

LEAVE LAMMY ALONE - xandermartin98

18 "I'm glad disneyanime1234 died"

That person is heartless and cruel if he writes that message. It's not fun to cheer by someone's death. Gamecubesarecool needs to be ashamed deeply of himself. - yamionthetrap

That's so rude! Who even wrote this? - AnnieCallie

So not cool, Gamecubesarecool! Being glad DisneyAnime1234 died can furiously upset MontyPython, since DinseyAnime1234 is her sister. Shame on you! - BorisRule

Just because he complained about his life a ton, doesn’t mean you should be GLAD he died. That’s just wrong. That’s like XXXTENTACION’s death. He wasn’t a very good person but that doesn’t mean you should be happy they died.
Show a little respect dude. - NightJinx

19 "I have 3 nipples and 2 of them are nipples!"

Then what would the other one nipple classify as? - SpectralOwl

I don't know why I wrote that. That is a dumb quote. - AlphaQ

I don't know why I wrote that. Too random. - 51im_Ro55_2002

New breakthrough in counting! - Cyri

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20 "Characters engaging in passionate sexual intercourse with each other's brains"

I have no words. - NightJinx

God, do I secretly love my fanfictions - xandermartin98



This quote makes me ANGRY! - BorisRule

This is Childish in every way. Need I say more? - SpectralOwl


I would say the death of all BAD men, though bad lifeforms overall is what I wish death upon.

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22 "This list is stupid. The Beatles are better, everyone knows that"

Wow! Get this guy a medal for best music taste! - Mumbizz01

That guy's comment is so old, get over it.

What a brilliant opinion! Here's your Nobel Prize! - CloudInvasion

EXACTLY - NightJinx

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23 "I'll NEVER be happy UNTIL I FINALLY get to go to the dimension of people who improve the world by wishing they were NEVER born, so that I watch as the TRUTH is revealed ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

This also sounds like an awful version of a video game villain's pre-battle speech - DarkShadows

This person is going to be hit by karma sooner or later. - NightJinx

24 "Finally, Frozen is more overrated than Naruto and Sword Art Online. Narutards are better than this."
25 "I want to snuggle Um Jammer Lammy and then live in her brain"

That's just your typical xandermartin98 - SpectralOwl

What the... - BorisRule

Uh - NightJinx

26 "I hate mlp and you dudes. I AM A GIRL AND GIRLS ROCK,unlike the boring boys^^"

Let me get this straight. SnowyAqua, you hate MLP and said you are joining the boys. Now you say you hate boys? Make up your mind. - Ultron123

What are you 6 years old lol no little kids allowed! - AnnieCallie

So SnowyAqua hates mlp but at the same time she hate boys? Lol, she must be asexual (no interest in either genders). - Neonco31

Okay, there’s no reason to be sexist. Both women and men are equal. - NightJinx

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27 "Guess who doesn't care about the haters. Me"

Claims Nathan, 14, has a post called "Nathan hates haters" - Puga

28 "think she's underrated and has some great potential, just like Madoka Kaname from Puella Magi Madoka Magica."
29 "Ok go ahead name me 1 good metal song why because there are no good metal songs"

This comment looks like a pop fan created this. - DynastiSugarPop

I don't listen to music - Oliveleaf

Do not disrespect my fellow boi Marilyn Manson with this GARBAGE COMMENT! - AnnieCallie

30 "Luigi will always be my favorite video game character of all time. Luigi killed Samus Aran in 8-12-14. He use a green sun and explode her to death than he use Green Giant flames to make it explode more. BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

Laughably Bad Quote - JPK

Wow so many explosions... - Oliveleaf

I think we all know who said this - PeeledBanana

I just saw this comment on the list it was posted on. - NightJinx

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31 "Because of anime and manga, Japan should never exist at all!"

Dude, this is racist! Hating a country just because a thing comes from it? Sorry, but that as racist thing to say!

Okay, that's racist. I guess Nintendo shouldn't be allowed either. - TeamRocket747

Not racist I think, not talking about a specific race but a country/nationality. But stupid nonetheless - EliHbk

Racist - NightJinx

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32 "Whatever you watch it, all the good shows get cancelled and you can only watch this show and Daniel tiger's evil-hood and stupid dumbest wild kratts!"

For the record, I loved Wild Kratts. - NightJinx

33 "Even if I DON'T have the worst life ever, I still hate it anyway, because it's still awful either way. In the end, I realized that maybe EVERYONE has the worst life ever, because we live in the worst WORLD ever!"

This sounds a little messed up... - wrests

All because he worships liv and maddie - SpectralOwl

We all know who said this. - NightJinx

That’s messed up. How can we live the “worst life ever” on the “worst world” when we don’t even know that there are other living humans out there on different worlds? - Ultron123

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34 "His eyes are weird. Bad haircut. Horrible teeth and I am buck tooth. Wears make up like a girl. He must have had the hardest childhood ever or something bad happened when he was 7"

Who was this about? - allamassal

35 "I is Pug and I is happy doggy!"

When you have crippling depression and act like a dog online - Puga

That's a catchphrase, not a single quote - SpectralOwl

I was laughing at this though

This is a great one ngl - EliHbk

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36 "I er, may or may not be a virgin. I'd rather not say"
37 "This episode was hysterical. Plankton attempting suicide had me in tears (good ones), and I loved how Mr. Krabs knew to torture Plankton. He was at his best in this episode at the part where he didn't care about Plankton's suicide attempt."

Either a troll or a little kid. Can't really tell. - CloudInvasion

I think the former, if the state of the SpongeBob episode idea lists is anything to go by. - Entranced98

This is trolling obviously. Suicide is no laughing matter. - AnnieCallie

Definitely A Troll Said This - JPK

A perrson who just wanted to troll and piss others off. - NightJinx

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38 "I specifically state that SAD SONGS are the only eligible items, and what do people do? They add stuff like The Best Day Ever and Sweet Victory. YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME!"

What list was this? - allamassal

Sounds like SolarSands, actually - xandermartin98

39 "Tired of this bitch Ruining our anime and manga by turning their characters into MLP Ponies"

The Artist Has Every Right To Draw Anime Characters As Ponies

Anti-Bronies Are So Mean - JPK

40 "Gothic girls with big butt and big breasts, tattoos, piercings and long black hair are the sexiest of all"

Bobby is a fascinating man. I wouldn't call this comment bad, just odd. - WonkeyDude98

Red hair is good too. Big plus if they're South American. More specifically Ecuadorian - bobbythebrony

What's wrong with this? At least he's actually attracted to human beings. - floral

I mean, it’s your opinion... - NightJinx

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41 "And no, it does NOT matter HOW popular or UNpopular an opinion is, it can STILL be wrong!"

Hold up let me just stop you there opinions can't be wrong because there is no proof/evidence to back it up so therefore it cannot be wrong - Carri796

42 "Everyone knows Artur sucks"

I had thought this was coming from a list about Big Nate. Looking at the comments, maybe not. - naFrovivuS

Everyone knows spelling things wrongly sucks - SpectralOwl

Arthur* - DynastiNoble

"Artur"? Lelwuz?! - BorisRule

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43 "Anyone who hate this show is a real stupid-face"

People need to learn to respect opinions. - Powerfulgirl10

Any outstanding guesses to who said this? - CloudInvasion

What show is this toddler talking about?

Don't feed the troll - AnnieCallie

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44 "I want to scissor Um Jammer Lammy myself, even though I'm a guy"

Why is Jammar Lammy always dragged into these type of comments? - NightJinx


45 "You are so underrated SevenLizards! You should be in the top five!"

What's wrong with this comment? - AnnieCallie

Did Wolftail say this? - TwilightKitsune

He isn't now. - DynastiNoble

46 "The greatest cartoon talker of the WORLD!!!"

Stated on Dragontree102's profile page. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

47 "Hillary is the best"

The best to ruin the country! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

At what? - CloudInvasion

48 "Imagine if Princess Peach were fully naked! That would be so sexy since she has thick, feminine thighs, a slender body and a big, circular butt."

I wouldn't say that on THIS website because people don't like that kind of a comment. Look, I understand if the visitor loves Peach so much, but do you think I would say a sexual comment over the base & adjustments to her body on a site like that? No. That person needs to keep that comment to himself because some of them are not used or disgusted by these kinds of words. - yamionthetrap

Some things, you just have to keep in your brain and NOT say out loud! - NightJinx

Sometimes it's best to keep your thoughts to yourself... - CaptainMowzker

Keep your rule34 to yourself, mate! - BorisRule

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49 "In the circumstances surrounding the user's actions, we felt it was appropriate to give him another chance."

This user was Danteem, wasn't it - xandermartin98

50 "Gonna rely on prostitutes when I grow up. Imagine wanting a relationship. Women and kids both annoying."

What's the point of having to pay for a prostitute when you can just masturbate for free? It's not like prostitues are people you truly love and have a connection with.

My elite opinion getting hate? - Puga

Someone's been looking at my Q&A post. With all these additions. - IronSabbathPriest

Yeah... - SwagFlicks

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1. "At least the starving children in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking TV shows"
2. "Foodfight! is better than Jesus"
3. "I want the world to end. I want to have never been born. I want nothing to exist so that nothing can be hated. END THE WORLD ALREADY!"
1. "MontyPython's sister, who seemed to have a great life (or at least one better than mine), died recently. YET I'M STILL ALIVE, even though everyone HATES me, and I hate my life."
2. "At least the starving children in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking TV shows"
3. "I want the world to end. I want to have never been born. I want nothing to exist so that nothing can be hated. END THE WORLD ALREADY!"
1. "MontyPython's sister, who seemed to have a great life (or at least one better than mine), died recently. YET I'M STILL ALIVE, even though everyone HATES me, and I hate my life."
2. "At least the starving children in Africa don't have to feel guilt over liking TV shows"
3. "All cartoons and anime suck, and all you people commenting here are pathetic losers with no lives and no friends, get a life, and start watching live action dramas instead of this"

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