Top Ten Worst Random Places To Lose Your Glasses

I recently left mine in the car, and had to penetrate the haze on the way back to find them, but still, could be worse. A lot worse.

The Top Ten

1 Balanced Between Two Electrified Wires

Of course, if your eyesight is really that bad, this would be so awkward getting them back. And dangerous by all means. - PositronWildhawk

That will actually be kind of cool, once you get them back you will have electric eyesight

2 In a Nuclear Test Zone

Can you imagine retrieving them?!?! - PositronWildhawk

Don't even try getting them back, their now radioactive

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3 In a Box of 3d Movie Glasses

Whoever complains that the filter isn't working first is most likely wearing misplaced spectacles. - PositronWildhawk

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4 In Santa's Empty Sack (Before Recollection)

Dear Saint Nick, can I get my specs back BEFORE Christmas? I NEED THEM! - PositronWildhawk

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5 In a Drug Lab

It's not like a pair of glasses can actually take drugs

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6 On a Space Rocket

It would just be too bad. You'd be seeing the launch in a blurry flash. - PositronWildhawk

Well, it's probably the way it wanted to go, I looked nerdy with them anyways

7 In a Fire Ant Nest

Just kick the ant hill, get the glasses, then run, great plan

No way! YOU go get them! - Britgirl

You, go get them! - PositronWildhawk

8 In a Glue Factory

Keep them. This I would not like to have to pull my glasses out of. - PositronWildhawk

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9 In an Operating Theatre

Nurses give me a knife.
This is not a knife, this is a glass.
Anyway break that glass. We'll use the pointed fragments for tearing his stomach. HeHe! - Kiteretsunu

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10 At a Concert With Laser Lights

Is That universial studios, if so find Harry Potter and steal his glasses and live life again

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The Contenders

11 In a Glasses Shop Where All the Glasses Look the Same As Yours
12 At a Water Park

Yeah your glasses will run down the slide

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13 In an Abattoir
14 On Your Head

Actually, that would be rather convenient. Same with in your hand. - PositronWildhawk

15 In an Airport
16 Down the Toilet
17 In a Minefield
18 On the Everest's Top
19 In Your Hand
20 On the Sofa
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