Top Ten Worst Random Places To Lose Your Glasses

PositronWildhawk
I recently left mine in the car, and had to penetrate the haze on the way back to find them, but still, could be worse. A lot worse.

The Top Ten

1 Balanced Between Two Electrified Wires

Of course, if your eyesight is really that bad, this would be so awkward getting them back. And dangerous by all means. - PositronWildhawk

That will actually be kind of cool, once you get them back you will have electric eyesight

2 In a Nuclear Test Zone

Can you imagine retrieving them?!?! - PositronWildhawk

Don't even try getting them back, their now radioactive

BOOM! BOOM! And then there were none... *Sobs* - HezarioSeth

3 In a Box of 3d Movie Glasses

Whoever complains that the filter isn't working first is most likely wearing misplaced spectacles. - PositronWildhawk

Man they would be hard to find! - maddyparrot22

Come on you know the diffrence

4 In Santa's Empty Sack (Before Recollection)

Dear Saint Nick, can I get my specs back BEFORE Christmas? I NEED THEM! - PositronWildhawk

Number one thing in my wishing list:glasses��"�

5 In a Drug Lab

It's not like a pair of glasses can actually take drugs

What'll be knocked over first? - PositronWildhawk

6 On a Space Rocket

It would just be too bad. You'd be seeing the launch in a blurry flash. - PositronWildhawk

Well, it's probably the way it wanted to go, I looked nerdy with them anyways

7 In a Fire Ant Nest

Just kick the ant hill, get the glasses, then run, great plan

No way! YOU go get them! - Britgirl

You, go get them! - PositronWildhawk

8 In a Glue Factory

Keep them. This I would not like to have to pull my glasses out of. - PositronWildhawk

At that point, I would just buy new glasses. - Minecraftcrazy530

Well it's hard to clean glue, too bad

9 In an Operating Theatre

Did he swallow them? - PositronWildhawk

Nurses give me a knife.
This is not a knife, this is a glass.
Anyway break that glass. We'll use the pointed fragments for tearing his stomach. HeHe! - Kiteretsunu

10 At a Concert With Laser Lights

Is That universial studios, if so find Harry Potter and steal his glasses and live life again

Once you find them and put them back on... Argh! - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 In a Glasses Shop Where All the Glasses Look the Same As Yours
12 At a Water Park

I don't wear my glasses on the slides at the waterpark. My mom watches them for me.

Yeah your glasses will run down the slide

Same.

13 In an Abattoir
14 On Your Head

Actually, that would be rather convenient. Same with in your hand. - PositronWildhawk

15 On a Roller Coaster

I wear my glasses while I ride roller coasters all the time

16 In the Shower
17 In an Airport
18 Down the Toilet
19 In a Minefield
20 On the Everest's Top
21 In Your Hand
22 On the Sofa
23 On the Moon
24 In the Skip
25 In the Bin
26 On the Road
27 In a Burning House
28 Charity Shop
29 On the Eiffel Tower
30 In the Ocean
31 While Skydiving
32 Under Your Bed

I lose mine all the time- *shudder* SO. MANY. DUST BUNNIES.

33 A serial killer's house
34 In Your Pants
35 In Hell
36 At a Shooting Range

It would be hard just trying not to get shot

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