Top Ten Worst Random Places To Lose Your Glasses

PositronWildhawk
I recently left mine in the car, and had to penetrate the haze on the way back to find them, but still, could be worse. A lot worse.

The Top Ten

1 Balanced Between Two Electrified Wires

Of course, if your eyesight is really that bad, this would be so awkward getting them back. And dangerous by all means. - PositronWildhawk

That will actually be kind of cool, once you get them back you will have electric eyesight

2 In a Nuclear Test Zone

Can you imagine retrieving them?!?! - PositronWildhawk

Don't even try getting them back, their now radioactive

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3 In a Box of 3d Movie Glasses

Whoever complains that the filter isn't working first is most likely wearing misplaced spectacles. - PositronWildhawk

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4 In Santa's Empty Sack (Before Recollection)

Dear Saint Nick, can I get my specs back BEFORE Christmas? I NEED THEM! - PositronWildhawk

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5 In a Drug Lab

It's not like a pair of glasses can actually take drugs

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6 On a Space Rocket

It would just be too bad. You'd be seeing the launch in a blurry flash. - PositronWildhawk

Well, it's probably the way it wanted to go, I looked nerdy with them anyways

7 In a Fire Ant Nest

Just kick the ant hill, get the glasses, then run, great plan

No way! YOU go get them! - Britgirl

You, go get them! - PositronWildhawk

8 In a Glue Factory

Keep them. This I would not like to have to pull my glasses out of. - PositronWildhawk

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9 In an Operating Theatre

Nurses give me a knife.
This is not a knife, this is a glass.
Anyway break that glass. We'll use the pointed fragments for tearing his stomach. HeHe! - Kiteretsunu

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10 At a Concert With Laser Lights

Is That universial studios, if so find Harry Potter and steal his glasses and live life again

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The Contenders

11 In a Glasses Shop Where All the Glasses Look the Same As Yours
12 At a Water Park

Yeah your glasses will run down the slide

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13 In an Abattoir
14 On Your Head

Actually, that would be rather convenient. Same with in your hand. - PositronWildhawk

15 In the Shower
16 In an Airport
17 Down the Toilet
18 In a Minefield
19 On the Everest's Top
20 In Your Hand
21 On the Sofa
22 On the Moon
23 In the Skip
24 In the Bin
25 On the Road
26 In a Burning House
27 Charity Shop
28 On the Eiffel Tower
29 On a Roller Coaster
30 In the Ocean
31 While Skydiving
32 Under Your Bed
33 A serial killer's house
34 In Your Pants
35 In Hell
36 At a Shooting Range

It would be hard just trying not to get shot

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