Top Ten Worst Random Places To Lose Your Glasses

I recently left mine in the car, and had to penetrate the haze on the way back to find them, but still, could be worse. A lot worse.
The Top Ten
1 Balanced Between Two Electrified Wires

Of course, if your eyesight is really that bad, this would be so awkward getting them back. And dangerous by all means.

That will actually be kind of cool, once you get them back you will have electric eyesight

2 In a Nuclear Test Zone

Don't even try getting them back, their now radioactive

Can you imagine retrieving them?!?!

3 In a Box of 3d Movie Glasses

Whoever complains that the filter isn't working first is most likely wearing misplaced spectacles.

Man they would be hard to find!

4 In Santa's Empty Sack (Before Recollection)

Dear Saint Nick, can I get my specs back BEFORE Christmas? I NEED THEM!

5 In a Drug Lab

It's not like a pair of glasses can actually take drugs

6 On a Space Rocket

Well, it's probably the way it wanted to go, I looked nerdy with them anyways

It would just be too bad. You'd be seeing the launch in a blurry flash.

7 In a Fire Ant Nest

Just kick the ant hill, get the glasses, then run, great plan

No way! YOU go get them!

You, go get them!

8 In a Glue Factory

Keep them. This I would not like to have to pull my glasses out of.

At that point, I would just buy new glasses.

Well it's hard to clean glue, too bad

9 In an Operating Theatre

Nurses give me a knife.
This is not a knife, this is a glass.
Anyway break that glass. We'll use the pointed fragments for tearing his stomach. HeHe!

Did he swallow them?

10 At a Water Park

I don't wear my glasses on the slides at the waterpark. My mom watches them for me.

Yeah your glasses will run down the slide

I don't wear my glasses while I go to the water park, so I wouldn't lose them there

The Contenders
11 In a Glasses Shop Where All the Glasses Look the Same As Yours
12 At a Concert With Laser Lights

Is That universial studios, if so find Harry Potter and steal his glasses and live life again

13 On a Roller Coaster

I wear my glasses while I ride roller coasters all the time

That would be bad if my glasses fell off while I was riding a roller coaster

14 In the Shower

I don't wear my glasses in the shower so I wouldn't lose them in there

15 In an Abattoir
16 On Your Head

Actually, that would be rather convenient. Same with in your hand.

17 Under Your Bed
18 In Hell
19 Where You are Taking the LSATs
20 In an Airport
21 Down the Toilet
22 In a Minefield
23 On the Everest's Top
24 In Your Hand
25 On the Sofa
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