Top Ten Worst Random Things to Hang On Your Christmas Tree
The Top Ten
Hate baubles that smash? This is worse! - PositronWildhawk
How is this bad? I hung them all over my try, they're very festive!
"HEY! Why isn't this ball wrapped? " BOOSHH! - MinunLink7
A Gift From Michael Bay.
Merry Christmas - idontknow
If you do this, make sure it's not too precarious. Don't want to ruin Christmas, right? - PositronWildhawk
Ah, a little spice to the celebrations. What more could you ask old Santa for? Ah, the blessed bliss of hoarding uranium in one's homes! - HezarioSeth
Wonder how many nuclear scientists actually try this? - PositronWildhawk
You wouldn't quite get it to stay on. They're by no means co-operative and you may come out with more stitches than Frankenstein. And a knocked-over Christmas tree. - PositronWildhawk
The cat will destroy the tree.
As if, I'm allergic to them
Oops, I hung delgia 2k on the tree! - Therandom
It would focus the light from the Xmas lights onto the tree. So inspect any transparent baubles to make sure they won't do this. - PositronWildhawk
I must admit, there is nothing like a roaring fire on Christmas Eve. And the evergreen smell would be lovely... For a while. - beatles
Would this be the most precarious thing ever? - PositronWildhawk
You get a call and have to pull the tree down to get it. - PositronWildhawk
All I need to say is that this is just plain disgusting. - PositronWildhawk
This has got to be the wierdest must be number 1
Definitely second ONLY to a black Christmas tree on the list of most goth things a person can do.
Since when is it weird to put a Granade on a Christmas tree #DieHard #BestXmasMovieEver - ChickaChickaSlimShady
Oh my giddy aunt! Eyeballs?! Makes you wonder how you would come by them in the first place!
Super list, Posthing! - Britgirl
I can imagine how awkward this would be. You'd have to call the mechanic, put it on the platform, put the tree underneath and drop. - PositronWildhawk
It would be way to big for a Christmas tree - Ajkloth
This one would not end well.
That would be hard
Cuts down tree and puts in a fire
I would LIKE coal from Santa then
That one time when Taylor swift is better...
What I said with "eyeballs" also applies here. - PositronWildhawk
One word. GROSS.
Oh, and a few more: ew ew ouch weird probably smelly.
Imagine Comu-chan dangling from a Christmas tree... - Muffet13
Well at least you don't have to walk all the way across your house! - Harri666
Great! It comes with a necklace that says "INCEPTION" on it! - ethanmeinster
How to put the entire planet on your Christmas tree:
Turn tree upside down
Done - Harri666
It's all gas and a rock core! The gas can't really be attatched and the rock core would only be safe in orbit! - PositronWildhawk
"Let me down from this tree, or you're fired! "
It depends on how much your boss weighs. But it would be veeryy random.
Honey did you turn the flamethrower on? Yes and now the trees on fire
Never would I do that
Unless its kids around the ages of 3-5 and they made Peppa Pig tree decorations lol.
Why would anyone do this
This actually happened on the Happy Days Christmas Special.
Aw, Joey look at that wonderful Christmas tree...
Yes it sure is
Uh Joey, is that my...
Yes, it's sure is - JaysTop10List
You'll have your parents shocked out of their minds.
That would be an awesome ornament!