Top Ten Worst Random Things to Hang On Your Christmas Tree

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 A Grenade

Hate baubles that smash? This is worse! - PositronWildhawk

How is this bad? I hung them all over my try, they're very festive!

"HEY! Why isn't this ball wrapped? " BOOSHH! - MinunLink7

A Gift From Michael Bay.
Merry Christmas - idontknow

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2 A Can of Oil With a Candle Below

If you do this, make sure it's not too precarious. Don't want to ruin Christmas, right? - PositronWildhawk

3 Uranium

Ah, a little spice to the celebrations. What more could you ask old Santa for? Ah, the blessed bliss of hoarding uranium in one's homes! - HezarioSeth

Wonder how many nuclear scientists actually try this? - PositronWildhawk

4 The Cat

You wouldn't quite get it to stay on. They're by no means co-operative and you may come out with more stitches than Frankenstein. And a knocked-over Christmas tree. - PositronWildhawk

The cat will destroy the tree.

As if, I'm allergic to them

Oops, I hung delgia 2k on the tree! - Therandom

5 A Super-Strong Convex Lens

It would focus the light from the Xmas lights onto the tree. So inspect any transparent baubles to make sure they won't do this. - PositronWildhawk

I must admit, there is nothing like a roaring fire on Christmas Eve. And the evergreen smell would be lovely... For a while. - beatles

6 A Larger, Fully Decorated Christmas Tree

Would this be the most precarious thing ever? - PositronWildhawk

7 Your Phone

You get a call and have to pull the tree down to get it. - PositronWildhawk

8 Eyeballs

All I need to say is that this is just plain disgusting. - PositronWildhawk

This has got to be the wierdest must be number 1

Definitely second ONLY to a black Christmas tree on the list of most goth things a person can do.

Since when is it weird to put a Granade on a Christmas tree #DieHard #BestXmasMovieEver - ChickaChickaSlimShady

Not real eyeballs
This sounds creepy and cool - RoseCandyMusic

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9 Your Car

I can imagine how awkward this would be. You'd have to call the mechanic, put it on the platform, put the tree underneath and drop. - PositronWildhawk

It would be way to big for a Christmas tree - Ajkloth

This one would not end well.

That would be hard

10 Justin Bieber Albums

I would LIKE coal from Santa then

That one time when Taylor swift is better...

Cuts down tree and puts in a fire

The Contenders

11 Your Appendix

What I said with "eyeballs" also applies here. - PositronWildhawk

One word. GROSS.
Oh, and a few more: ew ew ouch weird probably smelly.

12 A Toilet

Well at least you don't have to walk all the way across your house! - Harri666

13 Another Christmas Tree

Great! It comes with a necklace that says "INCEPTION" on it! - ethanmeinster

14 Earth

How to put the entire planet on your Christmas tree:
Turn tree upside down
Done - Harri666

15 Underwear
16 Condom
17 A Whale
18 Jupiter

It's all gas and a rock core! The gas can't really be attatched and the rock core would only be safe in orbit! - PositronWildhawk

19 Your Boss

"Let me down from this tree, or you're fired! "

It depends on how much your boss weighs. But it would be veeryy random.

20 Road Kill
21 A Flamethrower

Honey did you turn the flamethrower on? Yes and now the trees on fire

22 Barney Ornament
23 Poop
24 Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian American rapper/pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe" . Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. ...read more.
25 A picture of Justin Bieber
26 A Peppa Pig Ornament

Unless its kids around the ages of 3-5 and they made Peppa Pig tree decorations lol.

27 The Sun
28 A Cow
29 A Math Binder
30 Your Grandpa's Chainsaw
31 Automatic Circumcisers
32 Sock

This actually happened on the Happy Days Christmas Special.

33 Thong

Aw, Joey look at that wonderful Christmas tree...
Yes it sure is
Uh Joey, is that my...
Yes, it's sure is - JaysTop10List

34 A Lama
35 Anchor
36 Dildos
37 Sticks
38 Power Cords
39 A Head
40 A Nicki Minaj Ornament
41 Nicki Minaj Albums
42 Fat Person
43 A Nazi Ornament
44 A Slayer Ornament

You'll have your parents shocked out of their minds.

That would be an awesome ornament!

45 Rotting Ladybugs
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