Top Ten Worst Random Things to Hang On Your Christmas Tree

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 A Grenade

Hate baubles that smash? This is worse! - PositronWildhawk

How is this bad? I hung them all over my try, they're very festive!

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2 A Can of Oil With a Candle Below

If you do this, make sure it's not too precarious. Don't want to ruin Christmas, right? - PositronWildhawk

3 Uranium

Ah, a little spice to the celebrations. What more could you ask old Santa for? Ah, the blessed bliss of hoarding uranium in one's homes! - HezarioSeth

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4 The Cat

You wouldn't quite get it to stay on. They're by no means co-operative and you may come out with more stitches than Frankenstein. And a knocked-over Christmas tree. - PositronWildhawk

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5 A Super-Strong Convex Lens

It would focus the light from the Xmas lights onto the tree. So inspect any transparent baubles to make sure they won't do this. - PositronWildhawk

I must admit, there is nothing like a roaring fire on Christmas Eve. And the evergreen smell would be lovely... For a while. - beatles

6 A Larger, Fully Decorated Christmas Tree

Would this be the most precarious thing ever? - PositronWildhawk

7 Your Phone

You get a call and have to pull the tree down to get it. - PositronWildhawk

8 Eyeballs

Definitely second ONLY to a black Christmas tree on the list of most goth things a person can do.

Since when is it weird to put a Granade on a Christmas tree #DieHard #BestXmasMovieEver - ChickaChickaSlimShady

Oh my giddy aunt! Eyeballs?! Makes you wonder how you would come by them in the first place!
Super list, Posthing! - Britgirl

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9 Your Car

I can imagine how awkward this would be. You'd have to call the mechanic, put it on the platform, put the tree underneath and drop. - PositronWildhawk

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10 Justin Bieber Albums

I would LIKE coal from Santa then

That one time when Taylor swift is better...

The Contenders

11 Your Appendix

What I said with "eyeballs" also applies here. - PositronWildhawk

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12 A Toilet

Well at least you don't have to walk all the way across your house! - Harri666

13 Another Christmas Tree

Great! It comes with a necklace that says "INCEPTION" on it! - ethanmeinster

14 Earth

How to put the entire planet on your Christmas tree:
Turn tree upside down
Done - Harri666

15 Underwear
16 Condom
17 A Whale
18 Jupiter

It's all gas and a rock core! The gas can't really be attatched and the rock core would only be safe in orbit! - PositronWildhawk

19 Your Boss

"Let me down from this tree, or you're fired! "

It depends on how much your boss weighs. But it would be veeryy random.

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