Top Ten Worst Random Things to Hang On Your Christmas Tree

The Top Ten

1 A Grenade

Hate baubles that smash? This is worse! - PositronWildhawk

How is this bad? I hung them all over my try, they're very festive!

"HEY! Why isn't this ball wrapped? " BOOSHH! - MinunLink7

A Gift From Michael Bay.
Merry Christmas - idontknow

2 A Can of Oil With a Candle Below

If you do this, make sure it's not too precarious. Don't want to ruin Christmas, right? - PositronWildhawk

3 Uranium

Ah, a little spice to the celebrations. What more could you ask old Santa for? Ah, the blessed bliss of hoarding uranium in one's homes! - HezarioSeth

Wonder how many nuclear scientists actually try this? - PositronWildhawk

4 The Cat

You wouldn't quite get it to stay on. They're by no means co-operative and you may come out with more stitches than Frankenstein. And a knocked-over Christmas tree. - PositronWildhawk

The cat will destroy the tree.

As if, I'm allergic to them

Oops, I hung delgia 2k on the tree! - Therandom

5 A Super-Strong Convex Lens

It would focus the light from the Xmas lights onto the tree. So inspect any transparent baubles to make sure they won't do this. - PositronWildhawk

I must admit, there is nothing like a roaring fire on Christmas Eve. And the evergreen smell would be lovely... For a while. - beatles

6 A Larger, Fully Decorated Christmas Tree

Would this be the most precarious thing ever? - PositronWildhawk

7 Your Phone

You get a call and have to pull the tree down to get it. - PositronWildhawk

8 Eyeballs

All I need to say is that this is just plain disgusting. - PositronWildhawk

This has got to be the wierdest must be number 1

Definitely second ONLY to a black Christmas tree on the list of most goth things a person can do.

Since when is it weird to put a Granade on a Christmas tree #DieHard #BestXmasMovieEver - ChickaChickaSlimShady

Oh my giddy aunt! Eyeballs?! Makes you wonder how you would come by them in the first place!
Super list, Posthing! - Britgirl

9 Your Car

I can imagine how awkward this would be. You'd have to call the mechanic, put it on the platform, put the tree underneath and drop. - PositronWildhawk

It would be way to big for a Christmas tree - Ajkloth

This one would not end well.

That would be hard

10 Justin Bieber Albums

Cuts down tree and puts in a fire

I would LIKE coal from Santa then

That one time when Taylor swift is better...

The Contenders

11 Your Appendix

What I said with "eyeballs" also applies here. - PositronWildhawk

One word. GROSS.
Oh, and a few more: ew ew ouch weird probably smelly.

12 Condom

Imagine Comu-chan dangling from a Christmas tree... - Muffet13

13 A Toilet

Well at least you don't have to walk all the way across your house! - Harri666

14 Another Christmas Tree

Great! It comes with a necklace that says "INCEPTION" on it! - ethanmeinster

15 Earth

How to put the entire planet on your Christmas tree:
Turn tree upside down
Done - Harri666

16 Underwear
17 A Whale
18 Jupiter

It's all gas and a rock core! The gas can't really be attatched and the rock core would only be safe in orbit! - PositronWildhawk

19 Your Boss

"Let me down from this tree, or you're fired! "

It depends on how much your boss weighs. But it would be veeryy random.

20 Road Kill
21 A Flamethrower

Honey did you turn the flamethrower on? Yes and now the trees on fire

22 Barney Ornament
23 Nicki Minaj Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982) is a Trinidadian/American rapper / pop music artist. Minaj is most known for her songs such as "Anaconda", "Super Bass", "Starships" and her feature on "Bang Bang". ...read more.

Never would I do that

24 A picture of Justin Bieber
25 A Peppa Pig Ornament

Unless its kids around the ages of 3-5 and they made Peppa Pig tree decorations lol.

no. never

26 The Sun
27 A Cow
28 A Math Binder
29 Your Grandpa's Chainsaw

Why would anyone do this

30 Automatic Circumcisers
31 Sock

This actually happened on the Happy Days Christmas Special.

32 Thong

Aw, Joey look at that wonderful Christmas tree...
Yes it sure is
Uh Joey, is that my...
Yes, it's sure is - JaysTop10List

33 A Lama
34 Anchor
35 Dildos
36 Sticks
37 Power Cords
38 A Head
39 A Nicki Minaj Ornament
40 Nicki Minaj Albums
41 Fat Person
42 A Nazi Ornament
43 A Slayer Ornament

You'll have your parents shocked out of their minds.

That would be an awesome ornament!

44 Rotting Ladybugs
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