Top Ten Worst Random Things to Hang On Your Christmas TreePositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
Hate baubles that smash? This is worse! - PositronWildhawk
How is this bad? I hung them all over my try, they're very festive!V 3 Comments
If you do this, make sure it's not too precarious. Don't want to ruin Christmas, right? - PositronWildhawk
Ah, a little spice to the celebrations. What more could you ask old Santa for? Ah, the blessed bliss of hoarding uranium in one's homes! - HezarioSethV 1 Comment
You wouldn't quite get it to stay on. They're by no means co-operative and you may come out with more stitches than Frankenstein. And a knocked-over Christmas tree. - PositronWildhawkV 3 Comments
It would focus the light from the Xmas lights onto the tree. So inspect any transparent baubles to make sure they won't do this. - PositronWildhawk
I must admit, there is nothing like a roaring fire on Christmas Eve. And the evergreen smell would be lovely... For a while. - beatles
Would this be the most precarious thing ever? - PositronWildhawk
You get a call and have to pull the tree down to get it. - PositronWildhawk
Definitely second ONLY to a black Christmas tree on the list of most goth things a person can do.
Since when is it weird to put a Granade on a Christmas tree #DieHard #BestXmasMovieEver - ChickaChickaSlimShady
Oh my giddy aunt! Eyeballs?! Makes you wonder how you would come by them in the first place!
Super list, Posthing! - Britgirl
I can imagine how awkward this would be. You'd have to call the mechanic, put it on the platform, put the tree underneath and drop. - PositronWildhawkV 3 Comments
I would LIKE coal from Santa then
That one time when Taylor swift is better...
What I said with "eyeballs" also applies here. - PositronWildhawkV 1 Comment
Well at least you don't have to walk all the way across your house! - Harri666
Great! It comes with a necklace that says "INCEPTION" on it! - ethanmeinster
How to put the entire planet on your Christmas tree:
Turn tree upside down
Done - Harri666
It's all gas and a rock core! The gas can't really be attatched and the rock core would only be safe in orbit! - PositronWildhawk
"Let me down from this tree, or you're fired! "
It depends on how much your boss weighs. But it would be veeryy random.
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