Worst Regular Show Characters

The Top Ten
1 CJ

This is why I hate cj
In the beginning cj was a cool girl that Mordecai could hang out with and relate to. She was a character that was a cooler version of Margaret. Over time though, cj got annoying and more annoying. She ruined Margaret's relationship AND friendship with Mordecai. Then she turned the show into a soap opera. Mordecai and Margaret's relationship was slow and made its way into the show at appropriate times. Cj popped out of nowhere and now a awesome show is a Korean drama. Cj also gets angry over anything that Margaret does. No matter how little or how pointless. Margaret tried to be friends, but cj still needs anger management classes. And my favorite characters get little time in the show. Rigby, pops, and muscle man. No matter how much you hate them, you have to admit that cj is the worst. Worse than Margaret ever was. If you don't believe me, just watch any NEW episode.

2 Margret

She is a terrible person. Watching this show over and over, I always knew there is something wrong with her. She never wanted anything to so with Mordy for years, she got around A LOT and loved to rub her boyfriends in his face. Then she leaves for college and they break up. Only to come back and get right between CJ and Mordy. He made the mistake of being around her at all and definitely made the mistake of dumping CJ, that girl was right for him and they had a lot in common. He had nothing in common with Margaret and she was all around a very vain, self-consumed selfish person. CJ was fun and outgoing. They made her out to be crazy but seriously, her boyfriend cheated on her every single time he went near Margaret, not to mention Margaret finally admits her real intentions to CJ at the bar, proving CJ was right all along. Cementing Margaret as one of those 'You only want what you can't have until you get it." I am thankful they did away with her in season 8. Had she gone with them to space I would have stopped watching the show altogether.

3 Muscle Man Mitchell (Mitch) "Muscle Man" Sorrenstein is the sixth main character of Regular Show. He is one of the groundskeepers of the Park. He is a middle-aged, green, strong, and obese human, who is often seen with his best friend, Hi Five Ghost. Muscle Man made his first debut as a cameo character in the Pilot. He made his first official appearance in "Just Set Up the Chairs". Muscle Man is voiced by Sam... read more

Incredibly annoying. I hate this character. Having him in an episode every now and again is okay but having episodes solely based on him is asinine. The whole "my mom" thing got old after about two episodes. I can't take it.

Muscle Man is awesome! Why is he on this list? Jeez, some people have no taste in Regular Show characters. You know who else has no taste in Regular Show characters? MY MOM!

Squeal like a piggy.
His poor mom, both him and his dad have those my mom/wife lame attempt at a joke. Muscle man is fine in some episodes, but in so many of em he's just a turd.

4 Starla

To be honest I hate her I like muscle man weird I know but I know when I see starla in a episode I start groaning and looking away. And do you guys remember the first episode she debuted she was one possessive,nasty/disgusting and oh yeah CRAZY! to be honest she the worst character in the show compared to cj and margret at least they had character development do it was not good and I didn't always groan when I saw them with starla I just think if I see her in real life I'm gonna yell RUN! ITS GODZILLA!

Starla sounds like a drowned octopus and like Sumo
Starla is way worser than Margaret, At least Margaret actually made one of my favourite cartoon couples.
But Starla is green, old and totally pointless
LETS PUT HER TO NO1!

The way she kisses Muscle Man is crazy. and then she now runs around like a mad person. she looks disgusting and has a poor design. look at her, her breasts are always jumping around and touching people. her bra size will be too big to be real.
She can dump people like mad but when Mordecai dumped her, she went ballistic!

5 Benson Benson Dunwoody is a main character on Cartoon Network's Regular Show. He is a gumball machine, also known as The Park's manager. As the manager, he is the boss of every park worker (with the possible exception of Pops). He has a short temper and has a tendency of yelling at Mordecai and Rigby every time they slack off. Benson made his debut in J.G. Quintel's animated short "2 in the AM PM", where... read more

I don't get it. You guys hate a character simply because he's calling out the other characters for their mistakes?
You know, I think the problem here is that people don't really try to imagine what the character is feeling, or how the situation might be from their point of view. Because Benson is my favorite character, I'm going to ask you all this:
If you were a boss, and you had 2 employees that went out of their way to cause trouble, day in and day out, never doing their job and never learning their lesson, would you just let it slide? Wouldn't you get mad, too?
Honestly, I think Benson deserves a break. I consider Rigby to be the worst character of the show. I love the episode "Think Positive" just because I get to see those two go deaf because they just wouldn't stop bothering Benson.
And you know what? I bet if it were any other character, chances are you'd all complain about him/her too, regardless of whether or not they have any redeeming qualities.
I know this probably isn't much of a good comparison, but does anyone know England from Hetalia? To me, he's a complete ass, especially to America, yet everyone adores him. Now here, in Regular Show, Benson is also an angry person, but HE gets criticism? Huh? (What, is it because England is a stupid amine character? With those stupid eyebrows that are somehow "sexy"? )
Anyway, leave Benson alone. At least try to put yourself in his shoes to better understand what it's like. To be angry inside.
Yeah... Angry inside...

6 Frank Smith

I was originally gonna vote Starla but I then saw this choice and I asked myself "Whats worse? A crazy-disturbing, maneater, propriety destroyer with gross make out Sceans with a guy who looks like her twin BUT has funny moments or a dude who committed bestiality with a robin, created Margaret, who just so happens to be boring and not funny."

Yeah, you can guess who won that battle...

How is he related to margret theirs 1 human in the whole family!

7 Denise Smith

Who tf is that?!

8 Rigby Rigby is a character from the cartoon Regular Show created by JG Quintel. He's best friends with Mordecai (A talking Blue Jay). Together they slack around and have fun in the park. A place where they work and have the risk of being fired from.

Anyone who lies as much as Rigby does to someone they consider their best friend is a jerk, and it's worse since he never learns. I understand how it's the springboard for a lot of plot lines, but couldn't they write better so that everything isn't 'Rigby lies or causes trouble, hijinks ensue'? Worst character.

Rigby used to be a good character. In the new episodes, he is annoying AND stupid at the same time. In the old episodes, this used to be somewhat charming. NOT ANYMORE. Rigby kind of looks different in the newer episodes. To me, all of the characters got to be annoying (except Benson) from series 3-present...

This dude literally lied about his best friend's college letter, ruined his chances of success and ended him up at the park to drag them down together. Rigby is the one causing problems almost all of the time, he is a horrible person honestly.

9 Destroyer of Worlds

Classic I mean comes out of a arcade game? COME ON

10 Death

Cool design. Stupid personality.

Totally pointless. Why bother?

How can you go wrong with death ( oh wait there's death from family guy) this death is awesome

The Contenders
11 Thomas (Demon)

They couldn't find another name for this character?

He tortured Mordecai,Rigby and CJ by almost killing them with a pop up dragon in dead at eight and also caused incidents.Then Thomas almost got Mordecai killed for him trying to make an excuse about getting a baby to like women.WORST CHARACTER! (one of them anyways) I like death,but meh

12 Eileen

When they introduced Eileen and Starla in season 2, the show went downhill, just like how Only Fools and Horses introduced couples. Form now on every episode involving Margaret and Eileen is about them going somewhere or something like that and at the end there would be too much romance. I preferred it when it was just Margaret and Mordecai trying to chase her and to find out she has a boyfriend rather than to get with her. That was way funnier.

Eileen is just a boring eye-sore. If you think margaret is plain, then your mistaken. I also blame her for the misunderstanding between Margaret and Cj. Like the Episode 1000th chopper flight. Eileen new that Margaret had a new boyfriend but didn't stop CJ from going crazy and thus humilating herself.. Worse character ever!

Eileen is just super boring to me. Like they tried to force in a geeky character for the sake of "geek gurls are cool," and I'm a girl saying that. She's resourceful, but her character is always bland. Rigby deserves better.

13 Master Prank Caller

Ugh give me a break! The master prank caller is annoying, obnoxious and he only shows up in one episode. He thinks he's the best at prank calling, but he can't move over and teach Mordecai an Rigby a little about prank calling?! Seriously, is his status for being a pointless, phone wearing dweeb so important that he has to be spastic about it? Plus, maybe it's just me, but he tells the WORST comebacks EVER! Even worse than Muscle Man's 'MY MOM' jokes. Just stop wasting your time with that guy :(

He was a one-time character. Why is he so high up on the list?

14 Mordecai Mordecai is one of the two main protagonists of Regular Show, along with his best friend Rigby. He made his debut in the non-canon short "2 in the AM PM" as a human cashier, who then morphs into a prototype Mordecai-like character with a fanny pack. He later makes his first official appearance in the Pilot episode. Mordecai is voiced by the show's creator, J.G. Quintel.

-Anyone should realize hitting a smaller creature is cruel, despite racoons being bigger than blue jays.

-He's a beta male who's obsessed with Margaret. He cannot freely express himself or his feelings and jealousy easily overtakes him to extreme levels where he yells at his Rigby, who, in my opinion, was a bother, but was still peeved at something so insignificant. He does eventually kill Rigby on accident. Of course though, plot armor protects Rigby in future shows.

-He hit Benson without allowing for a full explanation. It was uncouth to say that "they should have been working" while Rigby was injured, but Mordecai's attack was brutal and unrelenting. He's killed Rigby already and has caused more than enough trouble for Benson. He should be fired as an employee and replaced. He's basically useless.

-He's useless in the work force. His work ethic is not poor, but non-existence. He is persuaded by Rigby to do anything (or does it on his own volition) that will eventually be turned into a disaster. Truly, Benson is a very patient man for allowing them to work for so long. He's probably the best character because he's able to take a lot of abuse while keeping up a positive attitude (mostly, as he's said before that he's in a dead end job and it is noted by Mordecai during the scene where he punched Benson that "he has no friends", which is a personal attack rather than an argument, which leaves him no reason to actually have attacked Benson).

Anything less than what he deserves, which is a lot of mistakes and regrets and possibly a girlfriend, is asinine. He is fundamentally flawed personally, and these flaws are not small, as they will show a lack of confidence, respect, and regard for other characters.

All though, I am not saying Benson is a perfect character, but that's for another list.

15 High Five Ghost

Ok look, I understand that muscle man couldn't go pranking peoples butts without fives, but come on, he is literally no help to the show, and I wouldn't really go as far as to call him a 'major character. ' I really feel the creator needed at least one more character, so he decided it would be a crappy ghost that high fives people.

Even though Fives is pretty cool in personality, he's pretty pathetic... Of course he'd be the first one to quit in Heart of A Stuntman and the first one to get shot in Exit 9B. He's just an utterly useless filler character...

He sucks. His voice is annoying as hell, his very presence in the show just ticks me off and every episode that's centered around him, I immediately automatically change the channel.

16 Susan
17 Doug Shablowski
18 Skips

Skips does not deserve to be here! He is the hardest worker in the entire show. He always cleans up after Mordecai and Rigby's messes, always saves their butts, he gives great advice and he almost died multiple times just for the sake of protecting Mordecai and Rigby. Most underrated character ever.

I kind of agree. I used to like Skips a lot because he seems like the old, wise and understanding type of guy who would guide and help fix Mordecai and Rigby's problems. Now he's just a background character and a follower, and he can be somewhat arrogant.

Why is skips on the list of worst regular show characters? He is a great character, he is never annoying, and he is always wise and clever.

19 Mona

She shows up in Skips' flashback.
She dies a horrible and tragic death.
The end. Bye-bye Mona.

20 Thomas (Intern)

I felt very let down when Thomas was revealed to be a Russian spy. He had so much potential in the series and it would've been nice to have more episodes that focused on him. All we really knew about him before Regular Show pulled an M. Night Shyamalan on us was that Thomas was a college student who's an intern at the park and that he frequently contacts his mom. He mostly either stayed in the background and only got one line, or stayed silent or was absent all together. Then we feel like we're finally gonna know more about him, he turns out to be a Russian spy and bailed. It's pretty insulting cause he was added to the main cast at the beginning of season 4, had like maybe two or three episodes where he was a main character and even then, we didn't learn much about him and then get that episode in season 6 where he's been an imposter the whole time and then he's gone. What a waste.

21 Quips

I hate this guy, I kinda like every episodes in regular show because it's weird and surreal also memorable but when Quips come into these 2 episodes, I really hate it. He makes lame jokes, always use that "zingo" and he's annoying. He's like the uncle grandpa of the regular show, it's just bland

Quips makes Skips's story look distorted. 1: How can Quips be immortal? He doesn't fight Klorgbane every century and a half? 2: How can he be Skips cousin if he's not immortal?

He tells lame jokes

22 Garrett Bobby Ferguson

What a lame character.

23 Mr. Maellard

He was so greedy, because he treats the park boss and the park workers poorly. Good thing is he less greedy in new episodes.

24 Sherm (Rigby's Dad)
25 The Unicorn
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