Top Ten Worst Sentences to Forget to Include Colons or Semi-Colons

PositronWildhawk
Punctuation is important, as made clear by these obscene sounding sentences. But try to take it seriously, which may not be possible if you're currently fixating on the word "colon."

The Top Ten

1 Necessities for driving: your horn, sufficient horsepower, working gear shift, the wheel.

Don't you just love motoring innuendos? - PositronWildhawk

Haha! I did more than chuckle at this list! It's hilarious! - Turkeyasylum

2 I tried to convince him, and he's not willing to; f*** it.
3 I ordered the Chinese: cooked to perfection.
4 Birdwatcher reports: great tits in numbers.

I'm sure many naturalists get these jokes. - PositronWildhawk

I need to become a bird watcher.

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5 I have had three children; with three little girls, life is sweet.

Sounds like your average English teacher - CityGuru

6 Direction: screw in marked position.

The problem with these instructions is that they're always worded funny. - PositronWildhawk

7 Junction 14: 800 yards

That's quite a long drive without the colon. - PositronWildhawk

8 I love my little puppy; crap, any time, any place.
9 I have to go; crap, it's too late!

Haha I have go crap, it's too late! - JaysTop10List

10 I've made a proposal; to a kid, it may be misunderstood.

The Contenders

11 Praise to the wife; made a life-saving bargain.
12 I hate Joe; f*****g me and my life up is what he does best.

That's just as disturbing with the semi-colon as it is without. - PositronWildhawk

13 Unable to eat; diarrhea.
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1. Birdwatcher reports: great tits in numbers.
2. I have to go; crap, it's too late!
3. Necessities for driving: your horn, sufficient horsepower, working gear shift, the wheel.
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1. Necessities for driving: your horn, sufficient horsepower, working gear shift, the wheel.
2. I ordered the Chinese: cooked to perfection.
3. I tried to convince him, and he's not willing to; f*** it.
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1. Necessities for driving: your horn, sufficient horsepower, working gear shift, the wheel.
2. I ordered the Chinese: cooked to perfection.
3. I tried to convince him, and he's not willing to; f*** it.
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