Top Ten Worst Sentences to Forget to Include Colons or Semi-Colons
Punctuation is important, as made clear by these obscene sounding sentences. But try to take it seriously, which may not be possible if you're currently fixating on the word "colon."The Top Ten
1 Necessities for driving: your horn, sufficient horsepower, working gear shift, the wheel.
Haha! I did more than chuckle at this list! It's hilarious!
Don't you just love motoring innuendos?
2 I tried to convince him, and he's not willing to; f*** it.
3 I ordered the Chinese: cooked to perfection.
4 Birdwatcher reports: great tits in numbers.
I'm sure many naturalists get these jokes.
I need to become a bird watcher.
5 I have had three children; with three little girls, life is sweet.
6 Direction: screw in marked position.
The problem with these instructions is that they're always worded funny.
7 I love my little puppy; crap, any time, any place.
8 Junction 14: 800 yards
That's quite a long drive without the colon.
9 I have to go; crap, it's too late!
Haha I have go crap, it's too late!
10 I've made a proposal; to a kid, it may be misunderstood.
The Contenders
11 Praise to the wife; made a life-saving bargain.
12 I hate Joe; f*****g me and my life up is what he does best.
That's just as disturbing with the semi-colon as it is without.
13 Unable to eat; diarrhea.
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