Top Ten Worst Sentences to Forget to Include Commas


The Top Ten

1 Let's eat, kids!

I LOVE THIS LIST! I remember having to write sentences like these for an English exam. Commas completely change the way something is said or written. The absence of them can get you into a lot of trouble! - Britgirl

This is proof enough that punctuation saves lives. - PositronWildhawk

Like let's eat, grandma! Let's eat grandma! Punctuation saves lives! Laugh out loud. - funnyuser

Laugh out loud this would be strange!

Amusing too! - Curti2594

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2 Toilet only for disabled, elderly, pregnant, children.

Without commas, this sentence would be too specific. And bizarre. - PositronWildhawk

Old disabled pregnant children... hm.. - MoldySock

This one is really funny! - HezarioSeth

Laugh out loud! That would be a strange sentence! - funnyuser

3 Don't wear black, people.

I don't want to wear black people. - funnyuser

4 God, forgot the most important thing.

Did you forget your homework on the table again? - ethanmeinster

5 That tasted good, baby!
6 Eight Holes In One, Man!
7 I Can't Chew, You Moron!

I don't want to chew you, bud. - PositronWildhawk

8 Parking, fine.

I always hope for a typo in this eventuality. - PositronWildhawk

9 Driving, on phone.

Bad; even with the comma. - PositronWildhawk

I'm sure my dad wants to do this to my phone - CityGuru

10 I Have to Get On, My Lover

Yep. That's up there. laugh out loud. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 You suck, Dick
12 Hell, Was Stuck Up There!
13 Punctuate, guys!
14 Love eating, girls
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