Top Ten Worst Sentences to Forget to Include Commas


The Top Ten

1 Let's eat, kids!

I LOVE THIS LIST! I remember having to write sentences like these for an English exam. Commas completely change the way something is said or written. The absence of them can get you into a lot of trouble! - Britgirl

This is proof enough that punctuation saves lives. - PositronWildhawk

Like let's eat, grandma! Let's eat grandma! Punctuation saves lives! Laugh out loud. - funnyuser

Laugh out loud this would be strange!

Amusing too! - Curti2594

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2 Toilet only for disabled, elderly, pregnant, children.

Without commas, this sentence would be too specific. And bizarre. - PositronWildhawk

Old disabled pregnant children... hm.. - MoldySock

This one is really funny! - HezarioSeth

Laugh out loud! That would be a strange sentence! - funnyuser

3 Don't wear black, people.

I don't want to wear black people. - funnyuser

4 God, forgot the most important thing.

Did you forget your homework on the table again? - ethanmeinster

5 That tasted good, baby!
6 Eight Holes In One, Man!
7 I Can't Chew, You Moron!

I don't want to chew you, bud. - PositronWildhawk

8 Parking, fine.

I always hope for a typo in this eventuality. - PositronWildhawk

9 Driving, on phone.

Bad; even with the comma. - PositronWildhawk

I'm sure my dad wants to do this to my phone - CityGuru

10 I Have to Get On, My Lover

Yep. That's up there. laugh out loud. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 You suck, Dick
12 Hell, Was Stuck Up There!
13 Punctuate, guys!
14 Love eating, girls
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Top Remixes

1. Toilet only for disabled, elderly, pregnant, children.
2. Don't wear black, people.
3. You suck, Dick
1. Let's eat, kids!
2. Toilet only for disabled, elderly, pregnant, children.
3. God, forgot the most important thing.


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