Worst Sex Songs of All Time

NiktheWiz While sex songs aren't bad by default, there are plenty that are.

The Top Ten

1 Fack - Eminem

This is the kind of crap that nightmares are made of. - NiktheWiz

2 Birthday - Selena Gomez

Don't let the title fool you; it's not about a birthday party. - NiktheWiz

3 Birthday Cake - Rihanna
4 Peacock - Katy Perry

"Katy Perry wants to see my brightly colored Indian bird? No, it's definitely her desire to see penises."- ADoseofBuckley - NiktheWiz

5 Stimulated - Tyga

This is a pedophile's anthem.

6 Crank That (Souljah Boy) - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
7 Work from Home - Fifth Harmony

It's a song about deliberately getting a guy fired from his job so that he can have sex with his lover all night. That's just messed up. - NiktheWiz

8 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz
9 Birthday Sex - Jeremih
10 Pu$$y - Iggy Azalea

Love Iggy, hate this

IGGY I'M SORRY OKAY?

The Newcomers

? Wet the Bed - Chris Brown
? Every Girl - Young Money

The Contenders

11 Barbie Girl - Aqua
12 Beauty and a Beat - Justin Bieber

What did you think it was about, huh?

13 Animals - Maroon 5
14 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry
15 London Bridge - Fergie
16 Whistle - Flo Rida
17 Marvin Gaye - Charlie Puth
18 Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj
19 Don't Mind - Kent Jones
20 Sexyback - Justin Timberlake
21 Ayo Technology - 50 Cent
22 Cyclone - Baby Bash
23 Talk Dirty - Jason Derulo
24 Booty - Jennifer Lopez
25 Mo Bounce - Iggy Azalea

Not a bad song

26 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas

Kids,NO IT IS NOT ABOUT A CAMEL! It is about one of the band members ( Fergie I think ) breasts. But otherwise it is a pretty good song

27 E.T. - Katy Perry

This is a song about alien sex

28 Birthday - Katy Perry
29 California Gurls - Katy Perry
30 Love Me Like You Do - Ellie Goulding

Guys the reason this is on the list is so it can be at the bottom. And people don't add it

31 Cake by the Ocean - Dnce

Well, if it was real cake I hope it was red velvet.

32 F*** Time - Green Day
33 Goodness Gracious - Ellie Goulding

The most hilarious explanation for what this song is about is late night "cuddling"

34 Trumpet Lights - Chris Brown

This is good

35 Havana - Camila Cabello
36 Dreamer - Axwell & Ingrosso
37 Shake That - Eminem & Nate Dogg
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