Worst Sex Songs of All Time

NiktheWiz While sex songs aren't bad by default, there are plenty that are.

The Top Ten

1 Fack - Eminem

This is the kind of crap that nightmares are made of. - NiktheWiz

Oh, by the way: Your gerbil is dead. Sorry. - oneshot

2 Pu$$y - Iggy Azalea

Love Iggy, hate this

IGGY I'M SORRY OKAY?

3 Stimulated - Tyga

This is a pedophile's anthem.

4 Wet the Bed - Chris Brown

This belongs up there with Fack. At least this has decent production and vocals, but I can't even give Fack that. - oneshot

5 Peacock - Katy Perry

"Katy Perry wants to see my brightly colored Indian bird? No, it's definitely her desire to see penises."- ADoseofBuckley - NiktheWiz

6 California Gurls - Katy Perry
7 Birthday - Katy Perry
8 Birthday - Selena Gomez

Don't let the title fool you; it's not about a birthday party. - NiktheWiz

9 Birthday Cake - Rihanna
10 Booty - Jennifer Lopez

The Contenders

11 Crank That (Souljah Boy) - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
12 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry
13 Work from Home - Fifth Harmony

It's a song about deliberately getting a guy fired from his job so that he can have sex with his lover all night. That's just messed up. - NiktheWiz

14 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz
15 Beauty and a Beat - Justin Bieber

What did you think it was about, huh?

16 Sexting - Blood on the Dance Floor

This should be in the top tens

17 Birthday Sex - Jeremih
18 Animals - Maroon 5
19 E.T. - Katy Perry

Should do lil Louis French kiss that is well sexy

This is a song about alien sex

20 Barbie Girl - Aqua
21 London Bridge - Fergie
22 Whistle - Flo Rida
23 Marvin Gaye - Charlie Puth
24 Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj
25 Don't Mind - Kent Jones
26 Sexyback - Justin Timberlake
27 Ayo Technology - 50 Cent
28 Cyclone - Baby Bash
29 Talk Dirty - Jason Derulo
30 Mo Bounce - Iggy Azalea

Not a bad song

31 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas

Kids,NO IT IS NOT ABOUT A CAMEL! It is about one of the band members ( Fergie I think ) breasts. But otherwise it is a pretty good song

32 Love Me Like You Do - Ellie Goulding

Guys the reason this is on the list is so it can be at the bottom. And people don't add it

33 Cake by the Ocean - Dnce

Well, if it was real cake I hope it was red velvet.

34 F*** Time - Green Day
35 Goodness Gracious - Ellie Goulding

The most hilarious explanation for what this song is about is late night "cuddling"

36 Trumpet Lights - Chris Brown

Actually don't mind this. I kinda like the production on this one. 3/5 - oneshot

This is good

37 Havana - Camila Cabello

Alright, some one must be trolling. - oneshot

38 Dreamer - Axwell & Ingrosso
39 Shake That - Eminem & Nate Dogg
40 Every Girl - Young Money
41 Girls - Rita Ora

I really want to see how many votes this gets

Plot twist: They are all having a orgie. - oneshot

42 S My D - Blood on the Dance Floor
43 Candyland - Blood on the Dance Floor
44 It's on Like Donkey Kong - Blood on the Dance Floor
45 French Kiss - Lil Louis
46 Swish - Tyga

A rip off of Taste. I like the production though. - oneshot

47 Mona Lisa - Lil Wayne
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